GOP Senate Pickups: 7 and Counting. It's a Republican Day.

At the begining of election night, the Republican Party needed to pick up six seats in the United States Senate in order to take control of the body from Democrats and turf out Harry Reid as majority leader. With a Republican trend assumed from the beginning, GOP gains so far are:
West Virginia
Shelley Moore Capito (R, pictured at right) defeats Natalie Tennant (D) to turn this open West Virginia Senate seat from blue to red. A member of the U.S. House of Representativesince 2001, she was the first candidate of the evening to bring the GOP's goal a little closer.
Arkansas
Tom Cotton (R) takes the seat from Mark Pryor (D), the incumbent since 2003 in this Senate seat. Pryor was the first incumbent senator of the evening to be knocked off.
South Dakota
Mike Rounds becomes the third Republican pickup of the evening, defeating two major candidates, Rick Weiland (D), and Larry Pressler (I), a former Republican Senator running this year without a party affiliation.
But…Louisiana
Not unexpectedly, the race here looks like it's going to a runoff between Mary Landrieu (D) the incumbent and Bill Cassidy (R) her main opponent in an election that requires a 50 percent + 1 vote for a winner. Republicans are considered to have an advantage in the head-to-head match on December 6.
Montana
Steve Daines (R) defeats Amanda Curtis (D) to add this seat to the GOP's pickup pile. Democrats stumbled here when their original candidate (and incumbent) dropped out in a plagiarism scandal.
Colorado
Cory Gardner (R) upsets incumbent Mark Udall (D) to add this seat to the GOP's take, putting the Republican Party within spitting distance of taking control of the U.S. Senate.
Iowa
In a development likely to rub retiring Democratic Senator Tom Harkin the wrong way (who knew he was still alive, let alone in office?), Joni Ernst (R) nabs the seat for her party, defeating Bruce Braley (D).
North Carolina
In something of an upset, Thom Tillis (R), speaker of the state House of Representatives slips the seat from Kay Hagan's (D) grasp. With Iowa, this certainly turns the Senate Republican and makes Harry Reid very, very grumpy.
Seats still needed to gain control of the Senate (assuming no upsets elsewhere): 0.
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Mark Pryor ran a lot of meanie mean head ads against Cotton, I've heard.
Six seats? Why is CNN saying they need five?
5 to tie (which would not matter as Biden would be the tiebreaker), 6 to win. Or if Orman caucuses with the GOP (hahahahahaha) they would only need 5 to win.
Ah. Yes. Biden.
@Playboy: We're listening. MT @Popehat: Popehat predicts Senate tie, Joe Biden, newly important man in DC, begins Playboy TV show Late Night With Joe
51R 49D makes Rand Paul the most powerful man in the Senate.
Only on issues where the Dems and GOP are perfectly split, which tend to be issues where the Dems are horrible.
When considering legislation that statists across the political spectrum agree on, he's just as impotent as ever.
Impotent, just like you, Tulpy-Poo! How does that feel, you fucking loser?
Because the senate never votes along party lines...
...retard.
Thank the flying spaghetti monster! I may just vote Republican this primary! As opposed to Libertarian which I've done a couple times and *gasp* Democrat which I've done a couple times (Umm, young and didn't know any different? Just knew what my parents told me and then the Internet got big lol). So yeah, first Republican primary ever. That's how Libertarians will do it. Infiltrating the Republican party. Wouldn't be the first time in history, would it*whigs
Bumped the submit key accidently. Sorry. That was supposed to read *cough*whigs*cough* and *cough*liberal Republicans*cough*.
I believe Orman said that he'd caucus with whatever party has the majority.
Probably the only stance he took. Something tells me he won't abide by it
What if it's tied?
Can't be if he wins. 50-49.
I am still keeping my fingers crossed that Landrieu's ass will be fired. I probably didn't help much by voting Maness, but I don't think it hurt either.
Isn't there going to be a runoff in LA regardless? Nobody's getting 50%.
Yes. Ideally it would be between Maness and Cassidy with Maness ultimately winning, but it is likely going to be Landrieu vs. Cassidy. Still, I can dream, can't I?
I did talk to one idiot tonight who voted landrieu. She said she did because Mary has done so much for oil and gas. Holeeeeey fuck.
I should add that health insurance is going through the roof here because of obumblecare and this same woman was bemoaning that fact. She is retired and single and claims she won't be able to make it because of those hikes. What an idiot.
Too many diabetic fat Cajuns.
I thought you told us that obumblecare was going to make health insurance go down?
Oh, thats right, you are a fucking liar just like the jug-eared fuckwit you fellate at every opportunity.
I'm bilingual. I speak English and redneck well. You forgot "Muslin socialist".
So, you don't deny that it was a lie. I guess that is something, to admit a lie after you have gotten what you wanted.
You really have no morals whatsoever, do you?
LA and MS lead the country in obesity! Health insurers ought to charge you fuckpigs double!
I unblocked PB just for the absurdism. He's like an Ayn Rand throwaway villain crossed with a Portlandia character.
Portlandia is a little too hit or miss for me, but there have been some good episodes.
I almost want to live in Portland just for the lol's
That's like living in New Orleans because of Mardi Gras.
Personally, I enjoyed watching Allison Lundergan Grimes being spanked like the naughty, naughty girl she is.
Kind of like the runoff in your pants, Tulpy-Poo? Didn't you wear your Depends tonight?
I was hoping for Kasich to be fired in Ohio. I hate him for blocking civil liberties.
I'm surprised the Gillespie is still ahead. Especially with that wrecker Sarvis trying to spoil it.
Especially since he is a FAKE LIBURTARIUN that wants to put a gps tracker on your car!
It will come down to Colorado for the Senate. Like the South Park episode its the Hippies vs the Rednecks.
Yee Haw!
What about the retards like you? You guys are a huge voting block. Stop marginalizing yourself.
Why do you hate South Park?
I love South Park. It's proggies that pretend to be libertarians that I don't care for.
I always respect someone more who's not afraid to admit what they are.
"Buttplug"
"I always respect someone more who's not afraid to admit what they are."
I think he has.
But, dude. South Park was right. Do you realize Matt Smith and Trey Parker are libertarian? Being pro-civil liberties (including gay marriage, marijuana legalization, etc.) does not make you a "proggie". It means you're a Libertarian (as in, Libertarian Party). I don't like the fact that the one candidate from North Carolina went into an interview drunk. I do like that he openly admitted to smoking marijuana on the campaign trail (but wouldn't like it if he came in completely stoned either). There's a time and place for relaxing activities or letting loose. An interview when you're running for public office should be treated like a job interview. You are applying for a job, and the public is your potential (or current) boss and you're applying to create (or renew) you're contract. If you respect someone who's not afraid to admit who they are (pot smoker, past or current) then the same should hold true for elected officials, right?
And btw, still not sure how referencing that episode is identifying as a proggie. That is what it comes down to as long as we're voting either Republican or Democrat. Enter libertarian Republican here (aka Libertarian who identifies as Republican to vote). Lol
The republicans took Colorado, shrieky, yee haw!
Wasn't it the Democratic governor in Colorado that called recreational marijuana legalization "reckless"? No wonder he got booted for a Republican! And Oh, Btw, Mr. Ex Governor of Colorado, I'm not a constituent or anything but tonight, Oregon and DC legalized it. Alaska early returns show a slight edge to legalize, tax and regulate. (Um, duh? That's what legalizing entails.)
Wasn't it the Democratic governor in Colorado that called recreational marijuana legalization "reckless"? No wonder he got booted for a Republican! And Oh, Btw, Mr. Ex Governor of Colorado, I'm not a constituent or anything but tonight, Oregon and DC legalized it. Alaska early returns show a slight edge to legalize, tax and regulate. (Um, duh? That's what legalizing entails.)
But yeah, Fairfax county, ugh.
VA is 1 for 2 in seceding. Might it ever eject a County from the State?
Live Free or Die state reelects Dem for Senate.
Is that supposed to mean something?
New Hampshire voters are majority idiots?
See my comment above about the Landrieu voter.
Eh. IMO, poor national candidates and gubernatorial opposition candidates were chosen.
The choices for Senate were Shaheen and Scott Brown. Same tools, different toolboxes.
I voted Libertarian.
For me, the question is will Scott Brown go back to Massachusetts or stay to run in the next Senate race?
Exactly. I'm not voting for Scott Brown any more than I'd vote for Romney.
New Hampshire needs a goddam border fence is what it means.
^ THIS.
I am not paying for that, but if we could convince Massachusetts to make it...
And put it up around MA too?
The New Hampshire electorate has chosen death?
OT: Saudi activist arrested over Muhammad's beard
"Several atheists, Jews and Communists in the past had, and in the present have, beards, and even Abu Jahl [a polytheist pagan leader] had a beard that was longer than that of Prophet Mohammad."
That's floggin' talk, alright.
"a beard that was longer"
it's not the size of your beard, it's how you use it!
And how!
Who the fuck was shaving in 7th century Mecca?
The Barber of Kaaba?
Sigh. She's what Islam needs more of.
I agree whole-heartedly. As an outsider looking in.
Coakley is behind, but not by enough when you look at it town-by-town.
She still has a chance if Boston, Worcester and Lawrence roll it up for her.
I just hate her so much.
I do not know much about her.
Could she be a foreshadowing of what another Hillary campaign would look like?
Here's Popehat on Coakley.
Martha Coakley is a horrible human being who should be cast out and shunned for the rest of her miserable existence.
Or just send her to the open air 10 sq mi mental insitution on the Potomac.
YES.
Horrible indeed
@Andrew S., That article was absolutely astounding. Every person in the country should know about this.
She foreshadows the End Times.
Coakley is fucking awful.
She might win? Sad.
Guvnor Brownfinger in trouble in Kansas. But Roberts will probably hold his Senate seat.
Gov. Dickinpooper is looking very troubled in Colorado. He shouldn't have called his constituents "reckless" for ending the War on Marijuana. Now he can go resume drinking himself to death.
Looks like Haughboy is going to succeed in helping the Dems hold onto the NC senate seat.
Oh Tulpy-Poo, do you ever tire of being a pathetic reviled loser?
Sweet, sweet prog tears tonight.
All politics aside, Kirsten Powers is still hot.
^^^^ THIS
Fox News doesn't put ugos on T.V.
Exhibit A
You, Irish, are correct.
You know what makes me sad? When I think about how Joe Biden isn't even unseriously considered to be a candidate for Prez in 2016.
Oh, but he is.
LOL
Ooh, I'd donate $100 towards a serious Joe Biden campaign. And stock up on the popcorn and beer.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Governor Brown (Duh-CA) signed a new law requiring training for supervisors to stop workplace bullying. I think he did this during election season because no one would be paying attention and he was sure to be reelected anyway. Was this already covered here? Just came in. The new law fell short of setting up kangaroo courts to adjudicate employee complaints.
http://www.healthyworkplacebil.....fornia.php
It's a worker's paradise here.
What about workplace backstabbing? Workplace slacking? I think those are bigger issues.
Had two coworkers call in sick on Monday, far and away our busiest day. A third was on vacation, so our crew of ~8 was pared down considerably. Ours isn't the sort of job that can defer workload to the next day.
You'd better believe there was some backstabbing in store for the slackers the today.
How is that Tea Party boy doin' in Mississippi? What his name? McCarthy?
Can you imagine the drubbing the donkeys would have gotten if they'd actually embraced the failure that is Obamacare?
Wow, Gillespie is only going to lose by like 1 or 2%. I mean, really, that's meaningless, it would have been 60% and the results would be the same. But I'm surprised it was that close.
Oh, and it's the fault of that anarchist, Sarvis, who by the way, I would have voted for.
Perdue looks to have the Georgia race in hand with 39% in. But I wonder if Atlanta serves the same purpose in GA as Fairfax Co. does in VA.
No way.
I mean no way is Atlanta the equivalent of Fairfax Co. Have you been to NOVA? It's like the fastest growing area in the country.
Yeah, a couple of times.
Oh Tulpy-Poo, election night makes your micropenis so hard, doesn't it. Are you raw and chafed yet?
No. Atlanta is small but Cobb and Gwinnetr are filled with rednecks.
No. Atlanta is small but Cobb and Gwinnetr are filled with rednecks.
WHAAAAT Wendy Davis lost?! How is that even possible? Exit polls! Voter intimidation! Kochtopus!!!
It's the fault of redistricting, according to the co-creator of the Daily Show.
Right, in a state-wide race. Ha. I think it shows that abortion is not the Be All End All campaign issue. What a surprise.
This is all the proof I need. Texans outside of Austin city limits are backwards and irredeemably misogynist.
So Wendy Davis is Everywoman?
Now THAT'S misogynistic!
Maybe it's because abortion is really not the biggest issue to all voters? I mean, I'm just making a wild guess.
Great minds think alike.
Also, it turns out that accusing a candidate of being against interracial marriages when he's in one might not be the best idea.
You're only saying that because you hate minorities.
That just showed how hypocritical her opponent is. Like closeted congressmen voting against gay interests, he just doesn't want interracial marriage for the plebes.
Geez, don't you have anybody to progsplain this to you? Obviously, he must be so racist that he is desperately trying to prove that he is tolerant by entering an interracial marriage.
That he would marry someone that obviously disgusts him shows how low he will stoop to win an election!
A one issue candidate in Texas whose single issue was abortion? This is shocking!
Do you keep your surprise face in a cedar box with mothballs, or did you just dig it out from the back of your closet?
I have mine cryogenically preserved.
Same place as Ted Williams' head.
I'm glad she's history.
I'm vehemently pro-life, but if I were to run for office, I'd offer up my pro-life views alongside my opposition to foreign wars/imperialism and the death penalty. I'd make it a life issue.
And then I'd focus on the economy and healthcare, namely how Obama stinks at both.
That bitch stood a snowball's chance. Texas aint Houston and good looks and great tits will just get you so far.
The only thing that kept this from being a total massacre was the Dems who ran screaming from Obama like he was radioactive.
All the crap that Obama delayed until after the election helped, too. The coming weeks and months will have news about Obamacare and amnesty and who knows what else, all of which will make the Dem candidates who did win wish they hadn't.
They don't have to stand for election again till 2020, why would they care?
The House winners are running again in two years, and I doubt if even the Senate winners want to start off by making excuses for Obama, or by opposing him.
And yet lefties insist that Republicans won because of their "extremist tactics".
Sigh. Why the hell do I even subject myself to HuffPo and Salon? Why?
I leave that to the professionals like Derptologist.
He is doing God's work in some of the meanest sites in Inernetmerica.
Sarvis is covering the spread with 90.7% reporting.
That's awesome.
Where are you getting your info? CNN isn't showing Ls.
VA: http://www.politico.com/2014-e.....FmRYjSfJo9
NC: http://www.politico.com/2014-e.....FmRRTSfJo8
Google: "Virginia election results".
I can't stand Sarvis. Gillespie for me.
Of course, had Sarvis stayed out of the race, we wouldn't get Warner for another six years. Sigh.
(Not saying that the LP wouldn't have run another guy, but still.)
So, the GOP will have to pull out all of their expected wins now to take the Senate?
CO and AK would be enough. Landrieu is going to lose LA in the runoff.
They also probably pick up MT and IA, but need to hold on in GA and KS.
It looks like Hagan won NC, and all...because I didn't vote!
Sorry guys 🙁
As long as you didn't vote third-party.
Remember, staying home means the GOP didn't work hard enough for your vote, but voting for the erstwhile libertarian means you handed the election to the Dems.
Kathleen Kelly: I have something to tell you, Frank. I didn't vote.
Frank Navasky: What?
Kathleen Kelly: In the last mayoral election, when Rudy Giuliani was running against Ruth Messenger, I went to get a manicure and forgot to vote.
Frank Navasky: Since when do you get manicures?
Kathleen Kelly: Oh, I suppose you could never be with a woman who got manicures...
Frank Navasky: Never mind. It's okay. I forgive you.
Kathleen Kelly: [stares] You *forgive* me?
Thillis is ahead for now.
I hope both the R's win in VA and NC AND that Sarvis and Haugh are shown to have taken the margin from the Dem candidates.
Wow, this Dogfish Head Imperial IPA is strong! I need it so I don't have to listen to how the GOP failed to take the Senate despite overwhelming prediction odds.
Oh, well, at least Dems can still get equal blame for everything for the next 2 years. Maybe Rand will be POTUS after all.
GOP failed to take the Senate despite overwhelming prediction odds.
Or see some Reason article on how this is somehow proof of some libertarian moment.
Well, it's looking pretty good for them right now. They're looking like they're going to win Colorado and might win Virginia. Then they've got Georgia and Louisiana which will probably go to runoffs and I think the GOP will win both runoffs.
They're probably going to end up with 51-52 seats.
LA is going to runoff. Gawd, how fucking horrible has someone got to be for how long to lose their office?
VA is an extreme long shot. If Gillespie would have been up earlier by a couple of more points...
Minimum Wage Increases Winning in Neb., Ark.
Libertarian Moment!
Yeah, go figure; 62% vote for R senate candidate, 56% for R governor yet minimum wage vote wins 62% of the vote.
Compassionate libertarianism!
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Aaaaaaaaanyways, I can't figure out fellow Arkansans either. I can sort of understand (but not agree) why they are so stupid to increase term limits as they vote in their own team, because that will for sure never backfire. I can understand why they stupidly vote down alcohol sales to let government keep saving us from ourselves. I just can't understand how they can think the minimum wage is a good thing. There's just no accounting for stupid, is there?
When are we gonna do a Natural State meetup? There are so many Dairy Queens!
Yeah, Arkansan here. Don't forget that there is serious, actual socialist history here in Arkansas. Old Leftist roots die hard. Southern Tenant Farmers Union started here. This state was big on the Depression era experiments like the Dryess colony, which was an actual Stalin-esque planned community. And we've been lapping up farm subsidies and welfare dollars for generations.
If it wasn't for gun control we'd probably still be a blue state.
Poor Kennedy. Has to put up with both Dobbs and Cavuoto.
Something tells me it's Dobbs and Cavuto putting up with Kennedy's interjections, but I'm not watching.
Actually, she's being good.
So she skipped her appearance?
Looks like Dobbs is being lit by the fluorescence light from a police interrogation room.
The NBC News Senate page is pretty funny. In South Dakota, with 0% of the vote in, Rounds beats Weiland, 0% to 0%.
RCP has the same.
It's now 52/28R with 5 counted. They knew what they were doing when they called it.
35% counted
Thanks to everyone in NC who voted for Haugh. If we spoil this election, the GOP will remember it in 2016.
So vote for a guy who wants to increase Medicaid in order to keep someone who wants to gut the first Amendment? Smart thinking.
It's not about getting what you want in this election. It's about getting what you want in the next one.
How did that work in the 2012 MT senate race and the 2013 VA gov race?
It worked fucking perfectly.
I can't really say. How did it work out locally?
Yep -- they'll cater to the free shit crowd even more since libertarians won't vote for you regardless. Excellent strategy!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tulpa being butthurt about people not voting GOP. How unbelievably predictable. My god you are pathetic. Please, please kill yourself now.
Seconded.
Could Gillespie pull it out?
North Carolina still looks doable, too.
Fox just called CO for Gardner. Ha!
Fox is predicting Gardner wins in Colorado.
Dems are fucked. There's no way they win the runoffs in Louisiana or Georgia. That's enough to give the Republicans the majority even if they don't win Virginia or any of the other toss ups.
If they can hold on in CO and AK and pick up KS, they have a chance. They're definitely losing IA and MT.
I think the Dems are going to lose Colorado which immediately gives the Republicans +4. They're going to win Montana which makes it +5. That means they only need one more. Of course, they might lose Kansas which would make it +4 again and make it closer.
I don't think the math adds up for them. They aren't winning a Louisiana runoff and probably aren't winning Georgia.
They're already at +4 (CO, AR, NE, SD)
+5 now
I'm holding out some hope for Joni Ernst. I don't know that freaking beotch, but I want to see Obama crawl on his belly like the snake that he is.
Joni Ernst also caused the New Republic to freak the fuck out.
Joni's early campaign ads said that she grew up castrating hogs on a farm, so she knows how to cut pork.
NE is a hold.
Yeah, that should be WV, sorry.
They just won Montana so it's +5. They can lose Kansas and it's still over.
Irish, you do realize you're talking to Tulpa, right? He admitted it in the lower McConnell thread. You might not want to waste your time on a mendacious sockpuppeting scumbag.
Who's Tulpa? It's not Turtle Head is it?
Merrill Hess is Tulpa. He admitted it in the earlier McConnell thread. He sure likes slithering back under a false handle, doesn't he? I think he misses us, the pathetic bastard.
Pathetic is hanging out in a blog comment section at 7 PM for the sole purpose of telling people on the internet not to talk to other people on the internet.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nothing is better than your whining. You're so pathetic people won't even talk to you if they know who you are. So you lie to them, thereby reinforcing why they won't talk to you when they find out.
You are the human incarnation of pathetic. How does it feel? Does it feel good?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Is your name really Episiarch?
If not, you're a liar. Right?
Oh god yes! Please try your endlessly losing moronic tack about handles. It is ever so very amusing every fucking time you impotently try it. Man, you are delivering your idiocy on all cylinders tonight. It's fucking great.
Ok, whine more now. It's just too good.
You must lead a pathetic fucking life, Episiarch.
Oh he's pissed now Epi, finish him.
You're the expert on that, pathetic loser who keeps slithering back to a place where you're hated and trying to convince everyone--by lying--that it isn't you.
But hey, your projection is absolutely hilarious. Please cry now, Tulpy-Poo. Please.
Everybody was getting along and enjoying the conversation until you came along and poisoned shit. You're a stain on the fabric of society and a termite in its foundations.
Thanks for crying on demand, Tulpy-Poo, it was everything I thought it would be.
Also, your projection is amazing. Keep it up, you're just making even more friends.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Actually, Tulpa, I was silently scorning you...now I shall do so openly. Which I would prefer not to do...manners and all, but it would be best if you would simply stick with one name - this is getting creepy, your attempts to change identities.
Fuck off Tulpa. Leave you lying fuck.
MT is a shoe-in.
"Shoo-in."
Shoo fly, don't bother me
Shoo fly, don't bother me
Shoo fly, don't bother me
I belong to somebody.
*remembers grandma signing this decades ago, salutes with glass of powerful booze*
grandma signing this decades ago
Grandma was deaf, or mute, or both?
I stand corrected.
Thank you.
Tow the Lion!!!!
Hell, I just learned it today, but thanks for helping me feel better by giving me the chance to pass the information on to you!
Only if Gillespie would somehow miraculously pull it out in VA would be the Dems be screwed.
The problem is that if the GOP does not take the Senate now, no runoffs, Obama will go batshit fucking insane between now and January with executive orders.
batshit fucking insane between now and January with executive orders.
Shikha will be happy.
Dems aren't going to win IA or MT. AK is going to be hard too.
They really need to pick up in GA and KS.
MT has already been called for the Rs.
Brat holds Kantor's seat (VA-7) for GOP.
+5?
Wait, NC is still in play?
Tillis is ahead by a hair with 77% in. Haughboy has 4%.
That'd be amazing. I've been watching WaPo/CBS sites all night. Wapo just shifted NC to pink.
FNC calls Montana for the Republicans in the senate. +5
Who the fuck is this fat POS suspender boy on Fox? Just put that fat face fuck Karl Rove back on already. Jeebus, Fox, are you a network loser magnet? I thought that was the realm of MSNBC?
Karl Rove???!!!
You want my to smash my monitor and or TV?
Who the fuck is this fat POS suspender boy on Fox?
I am not watching but Bob Beckel?
Only 13% reporting but this looks acceptable so far.
Bill Cassidy 42.42%
Mary Landrieu 41.50%
Rob Maness 12.67%
In a runoff between Landrieu and Cassidy all of Maness' votes will go to Cassidy. Not my candidate of choice. Getting rid of Mary is good. Not perfect, but good. Unless the Dems pull off some massive voter fraud Landrieu is fired.
Goodfuckinbye Mary. *does a little dance*
Fucking Brown blowing it in NH looms large now.
Brown is a piece of fucking shit. The idiot campaigned as a Republican and then voted with Dems. Fuck that MFer phony ass scumbag. He deserved to lose.
Is he more of a piece of shit than Shaheen?
Yes
Probably not, but he's a fucking weasel who cannot be trusted.
Doubtful. And I dont think he blew it he got closer than about anyone else could have.
Primary voters blew it voting for him.
Why would NH voters elect a disgusting political animal that crosses state lines in pursuit of power?
He wasn't even principled.
I didn't vote for him.
"You don't vote for King!"
Iowa and Alaska are pretty solid gop bets. Throw in a runoff loss for Landrieu and that is seven seats gained. Warner and Ha in are close enough the Democratic vote fraud machine will likely save them.
2014 Senate Race: Whoever wins we lose...
Palin is not unattractive.
And also not a Democrat... isn't that strange...
Palin is not unattractive.
STRAWMAN!!!
No, that would be a StrawWoman!
So it begins.
I didn't hear the call yet
CNN hasn't called it and Gillespie is still up.
That's awesome!
My question is this, to Republicans.
So, if you are not a libertarian, what the fuck are you? A Democrat? Ok, explain the difference.
Ok, explain the difference.
They want to increase the size of government by 10% instead of 12%?
"losing more slowly"
No longer a Republican, but I used to think the rank and file Republicans were different than Democrats.
But WTF they voted in minimum wage hikes in red Arkansas and Kansas. Now I question if there is even a difference between rank and file Republican and Democrats
Meh. What are the minimum wage increases like? If they go to $8.00 or $9.00 an hour I really don't give a shit. So few people make below that already that it won't have too much of a distorting effect.
AK was to $8.50 by 2017, and KS was to $9.
I'd like to point out that I called this on the other thread like two hours ago. We're going to have some wonderful prog/conservative tears.
"progservatives"?
procons
I like yours better - short and to the point.
Why am I hearing a Darth Vader-style respirator in the background audio on Fox News? Is Dick Chaney coming on or something?
*cues Imperial March*
Not sure which would make a better story: young voters who came out for MMJ also choosing Scott in FL because they've been so fucked by the economy.
Or:
Angry basement-dwellers voting Republican because of #gamergate (which they were threatening to do on one site).
Oh man. Tulpa threads always deliver.
He's a human pinata, and every day he shits up a thread is like our birthdays. Just beat him until the prizes comes out.
Epi, Isn't it getting less challenging? I mean, aren't you getting bored outing his new names and exploding him like a rotten melon?
Tulpa is by a wide margin the most hated villain in H&R history. Embarrassing him will never, ever, stop being funny.
More than even The Name That Shan't Be Mentioned ?
That's a pretty damn high bar ...
Epi was arguing with other people on the other thread that I wasn't Tulpa. Now he acts like he's Sherlock flerking Holmes.
He's accused about fifteen differnt people including me of being Tulpa. Maybe you are him maybe you aren't but he isn't even at Lestrade levels much less Holmes. He's like that customs cop in Usual Suspects. Thinks he's smart really isn't.
You both are and it's fucking sad and obvious.
No, not really. His pathetic-ness makes it a pleasure each time. Just look at him whining so deliciously just above me here. You can't find a substitute for that, man. You just can't.
The true best part is that he really doesn't get why people have a problem with him. He's actually that retarded and autistic. He blames me, as you can see above.
That shit will NEVER get boring.
OK, I grok; the response you get = fun. I just wondered if it was like Michael Jordan getting tired of pounding the Milwaukee Bucks or such.
Either you're an Episiarch sock or a very disturbed individual. Unless you're talking about Jordan from his Washington Wizards days.
He literally is just repeating what other people on the other thread said.
It's so wonderfully pathetic that you think we're as reprehensible as you, scumbag. It's all part of the hilarious autism that makes you so incredibly retarded about, well, everything. You literally cannot get it. Not won't; can't.
That's going way too fucking far, Epi. Comparing him to people with autism? WTF?! What did people with autism ever do to you?!
They offered him a deep dish pizza?
I find Tulpa tedious, but I also find the "THE POSTER I'M RESPONDING TO IS TULPA!!!111!!!" comments to be equally tedious. (Sorry.)
Tulpa is more than simply tedious. Tulpa is a low-order troll with a long history of being a total asshole. He fancies himself an intellectual and thinks he can escape the social consequences of his past misbehavior with a simple name change. It never works for very long and it's always hilarious when it fails.
All of which is Tulpa's fault, and will stop when he leaves.
Fancy thinking the Tulpa was something you can hunt and shun.
Congratulations on making no sense, Tulpy-Poo. You just keep getting stupider as the night goes on.
You don't have any literary knowledge, either? How unsurprising.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You showed me! Does that now count as a "win" in your delusional autistic head, Tulpy-Poo? Because that's exactly the type of incredibly pathetic insecure thing you'd do, isn't it. I mean, you have to salvage some fragment of your ego, I guess, though I don't really see how.
Blech. I wish everyone stuck with engaging what people actually write, instead of wasting pixels on sockpuppetry, who-is-who games, and name-calling.
Says the mouth-breathing shitlord who's really just Nick Gillespie's sock-puppet.
ASSASSIN! I almost choked to death laughing!
I still think that Iowa can win it for the GOP.
I would have thought so too but Braley is up big early on.
LIBERTARIAN MOMENT CONTINUES
Where is King George County? Can I drive from there to Balmer for work 3 times a week?
It's the orange county here: http://www.politico.com/2014-e...../virginia/
Warner has moved ahead by about 2,500 votes and 98.6% in.
Okay, here's the plan - Free County Project. We'll all move to King George, and worst case scenario we'll just secede from Virginia like West Virginia did.
worst case scenario we'll just secede from Virginia like West Virginia did
So who's up for another civil war?
I AM ARMED! I CAN HAZ FREEDOM?
Ok, just tell me where the fuck it is and how far it is from Balmer? And don't say not far enough, smartass!
The libertarian moment is something more akin to zeno's paradox than it is a substantial turning point in favor of libertarianism. We can claim an infinite number of wins for the movement, but everything still appears statist overall.
*applause*
WTF. That's two counties that were severely misreported for Libertarians. Sarvis is now down to 171 votes.
Who predicted it already for Warner? 90% in, Gillespie is still ahead. Yes, I think Warner will win because of the endless wave of the Borg voters in NOVA, but WTF? Who called this already?
Wapo's site had VA very dark blue for a long time. Then it suddenly went pink. I cannot listen to TV news.
Is it within the margin of fraud? My whiskey glasses are on, and I can't see straight.
No.
Gillespie just fell behind.
No surprise.
Kind of like you've fallen even farther behind in not having everyone here think you're a creepy, handle-changing, lying fuck? Behind like that?
My god you're so pathetic. I LOVE it.
You are so good at taking other people's words and putting them together as if they're your own.
We just need to find a way for you to apply this talent in real life. Maybe Lady Gaga needs a songwriter.
Oh man, is this supposed to be your A material? If so, fucking go to bed and regroup, it's even more pathetic than your normal measly offerings.
Does anyone else think that Karl Rove looks like Borvo The Hutt?
He indeed has a punchable looking face.
Scott Walker wins reelection easily! Fucking awesome. The progressive scum must be going absolutely bonkers.
The only thing left that could make this evening absolutely perfect would be if Weigel puts a bullet in his own brain.
Nah! He would claim he predicted it all along.
Funny story: During our insurance enrollment for next year. HR lady said it was going up 8%. I laughed out loud. I told everyone it was because I did not want to cry, but the real reason is these fucking threads. 🙂
Orman is losing in KS, that can't be good for the Dems.
I would have been rooting for Orman if he wasn't a Democrat fuck.
I'm thankful I'm not living in Kansas since Roberts is an example of how awful Republicans are and Orman is an example of how awful "independents" are.
Indeed - had he really been "independent" I would have cheered for him, loudly.
Holy fuck, I'm seeing people calling NC for Tillis. This could be the biggest ass whooping I've ever seen.
Libertarian is covering the spread in MT House race.
MUHUHUHUWHA!
Guys, who gives a fuck about Tulpa? Epi's always yelling at us for engaging with Shrike or Tony, but then Tulpa shows up and Epi can barely type because his Tulp-boner keeps getting in the way.
Fixed it, Irish.
SHUT! UP!
Epi's always yelling at us
Don't collectivize you collectivizing collectivist! He never yells at me.
I YELL BACK... DO YOU HEAR ME EPI! MY MOM IS WAITING WITH A DEEP DISH PIZZA!!!!!!!
Exactly, I would never yell at you.
Epi yells at me constantly. It's okay though because I know he loves me. It's my fault when he hits me because I shouldn't interrupt when he's watching his Auburn games. If I was just a better person, I know I could change him.
AUBURN?!?
Shut the fuck up you stupid nothing fuck.
Tulpa is lying scum. You can't reward lying scum or you get more of it.
You can't reward lying scum or you get more of it.
The US incumbency rate begs to differ.
It's late... or early, but long week, other excuses.... my rely was wrong in the most perfectly indirect way. It's 180? off.
IE, the incumbency rate doesn't disagree with Warty's statement. It provides evidence and my reply should've been:
As the US incumbency rate and new politicians proves.
CBS calls Kansas senate for Roberts.
It's over. Get used to being in the minority for a couple of years Harry Reid.
Joni takes Iowa
And the GOP takes the Senate.
Whee.
*fails to wave pom poms...looks for more booze*
Why is everywhere else I look showing her down 4%?
I know. Maybe I called it too early?
I think the result is based on exit polls rather than actual vote counts.
There it is.
I'm heading to bed. I predict that Warner will maintain his seat by a hair and that Sarvis will cover the spread between him and Gillespie and that the R's will blame this on the L's rather than the lack of adherence to their espoused philosophy on government...
Brown is current ahead in NH
171,584 vs 173,096 for Scott Brown
This is turning out to be quite an ass whooping for Team Red.
Can't wait to see how spectacularly they fuck this up over the next two years.
I suspect they will muddle along in disappointing mediocrity.
Let's see: they don't have a veto proof majority and the media will be demanding that they stop being so obstructionist and work with Obama (as supposed to their demands in 2006).
I'm hoping that the Evil and Stupid parties are swapping poles. But then I have to root for Hillary in 2016.
It was looking like that in the 2000s until we got Obama, OCare and Citizens United.
Why not Joe Biden?
WHY NOT JOE BIDEN, DASH IT ALL?!?!?!?
OK, I just looked around some other sites...and am starting to approach drunkenness...
Rick Scott looks like a Grey with a good human suit.
Tom Harkin can kiss my ass, hahahahahah
I am going to laugh at my sister, a TEAM BLUE follower, about Scott Walker.
And the crowning moment for me - "In Illinois, Democratic Rep. Bill Enyart, a freshman, was also ousted." That @#$% was the Adjutant General of the IL National Guard...a @#$%ing lawyer in uniform. I and a lot of my friends did at least two years overseas, some not coming back...and that @#$% was the closest thing to a "chateau general" since 1914. I hope the ghosts of every dead soldier in the 33rd BCT comes back to haunt his ass.
OK, rant over. Back to drinking and loving the fact the Blackhawks actually scored some goals and won a game.
and am starting to approach drunkenness...
Let's see... 5 Heinekens and 3 Dogfish Head Imperial IPA... I'm startin to feel a little drunk, or as my wifey would say 'Mr. Hyperion, you drunk! And silly!'
My wife just rolls her eyes and goes to bed.
🙂
Eight beers in one evening would kill me.
Did I miss mention of Crist apparently being called to lose in FL?
Yes, it was the source of many prog tears.
How many of those Progs demonized him when he was a Republican?
All of them. I have Facebook friends where, if you look at their posts from five years ago, they were demonizing Crist, and campaigned hard for him this time around.
I predict that if Brown wins in NH, Crist will be embolden to move to another state in his search for power. I mean he already switched parties twice, why not states too?
Crist vs Brown - the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!
Listen, I'm no fan of Alabama or Georgia, but I don't wish Charlie on them.
And my wife owes me $100! She bet me almost two years ago that Rick Scott would lose to any candidate the Democrats fielded. I'm no Scott fan, but the state-level GOP machine is easily in control. The only person they can't beat is Bill Nelson, but he was an astronaut who warms a chair in the Senate and does nothing offensive.
Your wife sounds like an idiot.
Born and raised in the People's Republic of Leon County. Its "nobody I know voted for Nixon" syndrome. $100 is just about right to cure that.
Should have been an easy Dem pickup, but they managed to nominate the worst possible person to run against Scott.
Name the other Democrat with statewide name recognition.
Who cares? There are a bunch of relative unknowns doing well this cycle.
I am still sad that nearly 6M Florida Men and Women picked a side in Skeletor vs. Oompa Loompa. For fuck's sake, the LP candidate only had a single head and didn't mention State's Rights once! What else did they need when picking between the three?
What
do you get
when you're overly tanned?
Silken white hair
barely looks like a man?
Joined every poli-
party in sight?
What's he running
as tonight?
This better make the print issue.
*rises to begin thunderous applause*
Skeletor vs. Oompa Loompa
LOL
Ruh roh, the Dems are fucked. Orman the DemoPub lost.
Oh, Doug Orman, pretty much the only guy who can make me root for Pat Roberts.
The top priority at the state level after this election should be getting back to work at making Kentucky and Ohio Right to Work states.
Walker has decisevely proven that you can take the government unions head-on, beat them, and win again and again and again. And if that can be done in the birthplace of American socialism, it can be done just about anywhere.
Scott Walker in trouble in WI? Not so much...
Anyone else psyched for the inevitable Ed Schultz freakout over the Walker victory?
ME, ME, ME!
You know its a good night when the Daily Kostards are penning "Get ready to suffer America" diaries. Still not as good as the freakout in 2002 when it looked like the Democrats were going to extinct.
Ok, I mean, how much do Republicans want to lose:
Diss libertarians: Check
Send out Karl Rove to speak on your behalf: Check
MOAR WARZ!: Check
Yeah, they really want to lose. Good thing for them that Democrats are so batshit crazy.
Well's that the advantage that the GOP has had since about 1896 or so. No matter how bad they suck the Dems are worse.
I hope Karl Rove chokes on a cocktail weenie, with the toothpick still in it.
You know what we need? Open Borders.
Seriously, Barnes & Noble deserves some competition.
Tonight makes Reagan v Mondale look like a nail-biter.
I enjoy election nights way more than I should and this is true regardless of who wins. It's always such a pageant of pathetic whining and foot stamping that something hilarious invariably occurs.
I guess I take after Mencken:
I thought Mencken was pissed that the US wasn't being run by TOP MEN like Bismarck?
Mencken's fucktarded love of Germany sometimes overwhelmed his judgment.
His arguments about American politics were consistently awesome though.
I need to find out more about this guy. He grew up about 1/2 mile from where I am sitting right now.
His essay Sahara of the Bozart is the greatest act of meanspirited trolling the human race has ever seen.
I'd be surprised if a southerner today could read it without angrily shaking his fists.
So, are you saying the he has no redeeming value? I'm just asking because I walked by the house that he lived in as a child yesterday.
No, I love Mencken. I'm saying he's a mixed bag, but that he's a tremendous writer who's worth reading.
In particular, read his article on Thorstein Veblen. I can't find it online, but he absolutely obliterates socialism as an ideology.
The Chrestomathy I linked to below includes the Veblen piece, which is a hoot.
Start here.
Everything Mencken ever published in book format is available via torrent, including that wonderful essay. Or so I hear--I download nothing, I see nothing, I know nothing.
I will always like him for this quote
Puritanism the haunting fear someone somewhere is having a good time.
"An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it makes a better soup." ?H. L. Mencken
"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." ?H. L. Mencken
"Genius: the ability to prolong one's childhood." ?H.L. Mencken
"What I admire most in any man is a serene spirit, a steady freedom from moral indignation, an all-embracing tolerance ? in brief, what is commonly called good sportsmanship. Such a man is not to be mistaken for one who shirks the hard knocks of life. On the contrary, he is frequently an eager gladiator, vastly enjoying the opposition. But when he fights he fights in the manner of a gentleman fighting a duel, not in that of a longshoreman cleaning out a waterfront saloon. That is to say, he carefully guards his amour propre by assuming that his opponent is as decent a man as he is, and just as honest ? and perhaps, after all, right. Such an attitude is palpably impossible to a democrat. His distinguishing mark is the fact that he always attacks his opponents, not only with all arms, but also with snorts and objurgations ? that he is always filled with moral indignation ? that he is incapable of imagining honor in an antagonist, and hence incapable of honor himself. Such fellows I do not like. I do not share their emotion. I can't understand their indignation, their choler. In particular, I can't fathom their envy. And so I am against them." ?H.L. Mencken
Moral certainty is always a sign of cultural inferiority. The more uncivilized the man, the surer he is that he knows precisely what is right and what is wrong. All human progress, even in morals, has been the work of men who have doubted the current moral values, not of men who have whooped them up and tried to enforce them. The truly civilized man is always skeptical and tolerant, in this field as in all others. His culture is based on "I am not too sure." ?H.L. Mencken
"For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong." ?H. L. Mencken
"No man would want to be President of the United States in strict accordance with the Constitution. There is no sense of power in merely executing laws; it comes from evading or augmenting them." ?H.L. Mencken
"The government consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They have, taking one with another, no special talent for the business of government; they have only a talent for getting and holding office. Their principal device to that end is to search out groups who pant and pine for something they can't get and to promise to give it to them. Nine times out of ten that promise is worth nothing. The tenth time is made good by looting A to satisfy B. In other words, government is a broker in pillage, and every election is sort of an advance auction sale of stolen goods." ?H.L. Mencken
Moral certainty is always a sign of cultural inferiority.
Bullshit.
Or rather moral certainty depends upon the question.
As I see nothing culturally inferior about being certain that forced slavery is evil and see little argument that being more open to forced slavery, like under the correct conditions as proscribed by the state, is superior.
Could just be me though.
He probably wrote that in the Teens or Twenties, but yes, that part is a bit sweeping and even trollish. But the rest of the quote is, I think, pretty libertarian in outlook.
"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." ?H.L. Mencken
And to paraphrase that: Progressivism (or socialism): The haunting fear that someone, somewhere has it easier than someone else.
I tried explaining why I'm not heartbroken about the imminent takeover by the GOP to my left-leaning girlfriend, but you did a much better job of it. My take: the tears are salty goodness no matter who's shedding them.
While we're on the subject of Menken:
"The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts. He ascribes all his failure to get on in the world, all of his congenital incapacity and damfoolishness, to the machinations of werewolves assembled in Wall Street, or some other such den of infamy."
?H.L. Mencken
Wow, who knew Mencken would describe the average prog, decades before his/her birth?
And also, pretty much, the entire Arab world.
Progs have not changed since Mencken's time.
So speaking of Brown, how often have Senators represented different states? Especially since 1914?
I do know that Sam Houston was the only guy to be governor of two states.
And President of a foreign country in between.
James Sheilds did a hat trick
And pitched in the World Series....
*narrows gaze*
Braley is beating Ernst? That surprises me, not that I was following the race closely.
Joni is up almost 2% now. (22:16 CST)
It's probably based on what returns are coming in. Much like the DC suburbs come in last for VA, perhaps the early precincts in IA to report aren't quite representative of the state as a whole.
Perdue called winner in GA
Tulpa called loser in life.
This made me lol. My compliments.
CNN finally calls Walker and is already pumping him up for 2016.
Is Krauthammer a lizard? And can someone please help him get some lizard breath?
Krauthammer is in a wheelchair, paralyzed since college.
With GA and KS out of contention, Dems need to win every remaining race to avoid GOP majority.
There's no road to victory for Team Blue now, Tulpa. It's over.
So are the GOP done for gaining control of the Senate now, that Ernst didn't win tonight?
GOP is already at 50 seats with IA, AK, NC, VA, and LA still unaccounted for.
They needed 6, right, and are only at 6? I'm talking without runoffs.
Tillis is still ahead in NC. The GOP was ahead in polls the past weekend in IA and AK. It's possible the Dems could win every one of those but not likely.
I'm trying to picture how frantically you're stroking your micropenis right now but I'm having trouble grasping quite how much.
Drudge tells me the GOP picked up twenty-three hundred seven Senate seats, enough for control.
Good grief, Landrieu looks like Hitlary! What a pigface bag. The GOP cannot defeat that without a runoff? Needs moar libertarians, you idiots.
The GOP ran two candidates whose combined totals would beat her 57-40.
Yay! I'm popping open my finest Chardonnay to read the comments of "libertarians" who think a victory by GOP church ladies represent a victory for liberty. You guys sure have put those elitist libruls in their place. I hurt real bad inside.
[screws cap off Maddog 20/20]
That's not what I'm getting at all. What I'm getting is that we're laughing at the progs getting fucked and cynically assuming the GOP is going to suck royally for the next two years. It's just going to be fun watching leftist slime whine for the next couple of weeks.
I love your tears though. You and MSNBC are making my night.
Commie kid talking about liberty...that's rich.
american socialist|11.4.14 @ 11:13PM|#
"Yay! I'm popping open my finest Chardonnay to read the comments of "libertarians" who think a victory by GOP church ladies represent a victory for liberty."
Hi, Dipshit! I see you are confused about supporting mass murderers and "liberty".
Please take a fence post up the ass for us!
These MSNBC tears are delicious. And Terry Bowden looks like a fat old lesbian now.
And Rauner wins Illinois. This is the biggest ass kicking I have ever seen in a midterm.
Where the fuck in the GOP Senate? I still don't see it.
That's for goveror of IL
Yes, I know that. I am asking where is the GOP Senate?
Ernst is beginning to pull away in IA.
Tillis is ahead (barely) with 97% in in NC.
The GOP won the governor's house in... IL? WTF?
Unfortunately, in IL the governor's mansion is sort of like a reverse halfway house.
Well they had the governorship almost continually from 1969 to 2003.
Next stop, Federal Tennis Prison.
So how long for Quinn?
Hasn't it been like 3 in a row now?
No, Jim Edgar was clean.
Ryan and Blago..Thompson should have gone but got away with it. Quinn was corrupt, but too small time for the Pen, I suspect.
Knowing IL's record, he'll be arrested for something within six months, maybe a year.
Does anyone know what the turn-out is. Did we break 40%. Message to Blue Dog Democrats: good riddance.
So you're basically kissing the Senate and House goodbye forever and are okay with that.
Here's a hint, idiot. If the Dems don't win Senate seats in Red states, they will never control the Senate. Ever.
You need Blue Dogs more than they need you.
I would be fine kissing the House and Senate goodbye forever since I would be fine with kissing the USA goodbye forever. It's time has obviously come and gone
USSR 4EVA, huh?
Message to Dem constituencies who aren't retards or fuck-ups: good riddance.
FTFY
NC turnout apparently set a record. Not sure on the percentage, though.
@Amsoc You guys sure do love a good purge.
Fuckwit, you idiot's have never and will never be more than the a small outlier in this country. 100 million dead people insure that.
I'm taking my ball and going home you poopyheads!!!
Delicious.
american socialist|11.4.14 @ 11:18PM|#
"Does anyone know what the turn-out is. Did we break 40%. Message to Blue Dog Democrats: good riddance."
Hi, dipshit!
Have you paid your mortgage yet? Still getting woodies for mass murderers?
Just checking to see if you're still a slimy asshole!
Well, I guess I was right and Shreeky was wrong. Ernst just won. That's all folks.
They might have 54 seats if they win in NC and AK.
AP calling NC for GOP.
Did she win by 8%?
Heh.
PB said Joni lost? When was that?
Hyperion|11.4.14 @ 11:24PM|#
"Well, I guess I was right and Shreeky was wrong. Ernst just won. That's all folks."
Ya know 8% really doesn't make it.
Fox calling IA for Ernst. That's it!
I forgot this made a little noise today on the radio here in NH
Shaheen principal part of the IRS fake scandal
Alright. If the GOP maintains their majorities and wins the 2016 presidency, how many wars can we expect from them? I imagine boots on the ground in both Iraq and Syria, as well as bombing campaigns in Yemen and Libya.
Any other hot spots we can expect them to nonsensically invade? I think they'll shy away from the Ukraine, but anything is possible.
Rand had better get control. I know that the man can do it, and he had better do it.
None.
Rand Paul will be in the White House.
If for some crazy reason that didn't happen, all of the above and you forgot Iran.
Bush only nonsensically invaded one country, so I'm not sure where you're going with this.
Sure, but Republicans have gone nuts the last few years. The neo-cons were yearning for an invasion of Syria to oust Assad, to use just one example.
As was Obama.
I'm not sure I accept this artificial distinction between bombing the hell out of a country and invading it.
Just Iraq. Bombing in Syria. Ignorance of Libya. Drones in Yemen. Nothing in Iran because they'll have a credible threat of the bomb.
Whither Afghanistan?
+7
+9 if the GOP wins as predicted in AK and as is almost certain in LA. That's a bigger swing than the Dems in 2008.
Washington Post just called NC for Tillis.
Holy fuckin bejeebus, the Dems have been destroyed.
Tillis wins in NC
This is a massacre. It's like the Dems are getting ridden down and butchered in the streets.
How long until Republicans start claiming they have a 'permanent majority' and how long after that before the Democrats reclaim the senate.
I don't think so, Irish. It's an ass beating, but not yet a massacre. Now, if Gillespie wins in VA, then it's a massacre.
It's gonna be +9 with LA and AK. That's quite a few.
This kind of sums it up.
LOL!!!*
*Lucifer Our Lord
How about 2 years.
two to four years seems right.
How lng before we hear how vital to democracy and good government the filibuster is?
So how big is the GOP majority in the House?
Does the GOP retain a majority of governorships?
The more important question is how fast the lame duck Senate can confirm Obama's nominations.
And how fast they'll restore the filibuster.
For nominations it won't be an issue since the Dems are presumably not going to filibuster their own president's nominees. It would be fun if the GOP plays the you-cut-off-a-hand-I-cut-off-an-arm game and bans all filibusters.
It would be fucking karma.
This is not an election. It's a curb stomp battle.
For you dumb jocks, this is Seattle vs. Denver.
Racist, sexist reactionary scumbag Rethuglicans elect a black woman in Utah, a black man and an Indian-American in South Carolina, a woman in West Virginia, and might elect a transsexual in Nevada.
Can we please be done with the idea that Republicans are racists and sexists and actually deal with the fucking issues now, or will Democrats never allow that?
What's the transsexual equivalent of an Uncle Tom?
Aunt Bruce.
I have to give a +1 for the 'Bruce'. very tastefully chosen
Uncle Tess?
Auntie Dem
Maude
They're ready to fix inequality, minimum wage, and single payer healthcare. What more do you want?
Somebody needs to create a meme based on that.
Don't forget the homosexual senator that just got reelected in SC.
Comrades!
Do not let your collectivist fire be doused by the rejection of leftoidism by the bourgeoisie! Collectivism is the future, but they are scared of it! They reject collectivism because our policies have been so successful, and they would rather crawl back to the oppression of personal responsibility!
That issue wasn't on the agenda since the Democrats that lost didn't run on a progressive agenda. As far as I can tell people in congress that supported cradle-to-grave social security, decreased military spending, universal health care, and environmental regulations all won their seats. Maybe Democrats should try running as Democrats.
Just think how awful Corbett had to be to lose amidst all of this.
Why the hell was he even running is my question.
Two years of gridlock = two years of breathing room, two more years for Ginsburg and Scalia to keep breathing.
Let's hope Harry Reid's new office has no windows.
Good question: what happens to Harry Reid? Does he get das boot from his own party like George Mitchell in 1994?
Is the world ready for Minority Leader Durbin?
I don't think it'll be that obvious, T.
Harry's going to retire after this term, get roasted in a HILARIOUS ceremony featuring Jimmy Fallon, Russell Brand, and other comedic geniuses, then live out his days in a mansion while growing out his hair, LBJ style.
Ha, Fox is calling thumbs down for Coakley in Masshole...there is justice in the world and let's hope this statist bitch is gone forever.
Somebody had a great description of her campaign against Brown: "It's not the Hindenburg or the Titanic, it's the Hindenburg crashing into the Titanic.
Mitch McConnell...Senate Majority Leader.
AWESOME!
Good News: Obama's life will be "hell"
Bad News: Mitch McConnell is Senate majority Leader. GAH!
Good news: The Democrats got their teeth kicked in.
Bad news: Capitol Hill is going to suck slightly less.
I mean barely slightly. None of these new Rs are even close to Rand Paul types, hell from what I see none are even Cruz/Mike Lee types.
Apatheist ?_??|11.4.14 @ 11:54PM|#
"I mean barely slightly. None of these new Rs are even close to Rand Paul types, hell from what I see none are even Cruz/Mike Lee types."
I'm cheering only in that Obo will not manage to push through legal issues.
He'll still act like Obo-1 and it'd doubtful the Rs will do a damn thing about it.
What they will do is prolly not something most of us will cheer.
but it is a pleasure watching the Ds take it in the ear.
And we might have some interesting Senate investigations....
Cruz just dodged the question of supporting him for Majority Leader twice on CNN.
Yay! Religious extremist and proud supporter of bush's wars equals more liberty. AWESOME!
You really are stupid aren't you?
S-A-R-C-A-S-M
So who is the first lefty hypocrite claiming they'll move to Canukistan over this?
But if they move, they'll be taking American jobs with them...or something.
They won't move. Canukistan has seen the light; Yankee lefties go home!
Damn straight. We'll build a fence if need be.
True libertarians believe fences are xenophobic.
Just wait. Trudeaumania may make a return in the near future.
Turdeaumania more like.
I'm having trouble being excited about any of this. Oh well L got auto ballot and straight ticket access again here in Texas. About the only thing that went right here.
Get drunk on the delicious tears tonight. Tomorrow is for the realization that Pres. Warren could be a good thing.
The only tears I'll find enjoyable will be the inevitable whining about Sarvis "stealing" VA again. Ok maybe I'll enjoy Dem tears for a bit.
Tomorrow is for the realization that Pres. Warren could be a good thing.
Which is why China and Russia are being run by libertarians.
huh?
You were endorsing a "the worse the better" view and I showed how that often doesn't really work out.
Jesus, you're paranoid. I have no idea how a non-lunatic could see accelerationism rather than divided government in that comment.
Well chances are Warren winning could mean a Dem Congress and even if it didn't considering how much Obama was able to get away with is it really worth it?
"Could be" was very obviously conditional on Republicans controlling Congress.
Pres. Warren could be a good thing.
No. Just no.
Considering how lawless Obama and has been and how Supine the GOP and the media have been why would anyone think this is a good idea?
Take that up with Sidd Finch v2.01
I was agreeing with you...?
Sorry, Winston. Late to the game and have been skimming tiredly.
President Cruz and Majority Leader Graham say hello.
straight ticket access
Srsly, Appy? Texan ballots actually have special boxes where you can vote a straight party ticket if you're too stupid or lazy to figure it out? You do have R, D or L after the name of each candidate on your ballots, right?
Greens have it too. If any candidate for a party gets 5% or more in a state wide election they get automatic ballot access and a straight party button. So yes when you start you can click straight party for R, D, L or G and for each race that that party has a candidate it will fill them in. You still scroll through all the races and can change any of them individually if you wish and/or vote in other races. Makes it easy for me. Just auto L and maybe vote for some I or G in races where there is no Ls. I voted for some Green candidates for criminal judges and have in the past for Sheriff where there is no libertarian.
Greens have it too.
Well, ok, then.
I know I didn't really answer your question but yes I'm that lazy. I'm close enough to the why bother voting at all position that the speed and convenience of voting (also including never waiting in line) is the tipping point to still bother going to the polling place unless there's some ballot props I care about.
And I know it's a pretty low standard to clear but our ballot access system is better than most states. Plus if the Rs and Ds get straight ticket buttons you're damn right I want the L (and Gs) to get it too.
Virginia was badly polled. It had Warner up 9 points and it looks like he's going to hang on with a 1 point victory.
"badly polled" FTW
In what will no doubt be hailed a great Republican wave election, it is possible to discern a whole host of rotten boroughs all across America, places where the media doesn't really care about a candidate's proposals or the glaring contradictions in their highly moral views?where billionaire TV commercials and sheer terror carry all before them. We will elect a whole platoon of empty, defeated men to the Senate on Tuesday, and then, two years from now, we will search out another company of hollow heroes to champion our righteous rage?and do it again and again, slowly sinking into our impotent fury.
-Thomas frank
C-
he really isn't much of a writer, it he? Compare to Mencken quotes above. He sounds drunk and melodramatic.
The last good writer that liberals had was Hitchens. Who can they claim now? Anyone?
Today begins the Paul Krugman revolution in progressive journalism.
Suck it, nerds!
Mmmmmmm. Salty ham tears. Yummy.
Well, yes, those. But we really have to wait until tomorrow morning when they do the walk of shame to truly gloat.
Also, "Ms. Hackworth, your card has been declined, do you have another method of payment..."
Nah... I don't give a crap about this country's elections as I find it up redeemable. Question: Are you done killing Iraqi nationalists on the taxpayers' dime or is that an ongoing project?
Your questions don't even make sense. You sound like you are having a nervous breakdown.
I'm just getting drunk.
Well, kudos for doing the right thing.
Our government is still socialist enough to want to keep the murder going, don't you worry. They'll keep those corpses coming for you and your kind.
Yeah, like Thomas Frank was going to write anything else.
So the the lame duck phase of Obama's presidency begins?
Yes.
They're playing Taylor Swift at Ernst's victory party.
Pop a Swiftamine.
I saw no Libertarians on my ballot. Just "D" or "R" or non-partisan. So, "R" it was. For non-partisan, I either skipped or voted for "business owner" over "teacher." Rule of thumb for propositions: "No" if it costs money.
I'd say my ballot had more Libertarians then Democrats actually.
Major bummer that no big L libertarians were even on the ballot.
Which is more entertainingly shameless: Bill Clinton's 2012 convention speech or Mitch McConnell promising "real change in Washington"?
Well the former was praised by Suderman so...
I'd guess it would be 7-Up's "All Natural" label from 2006
I hate CSPI more than anyone, but fuck if that wasn't shooting fish in a barrel
Whew. I'm looking forward to more news stories about the brave minority, standing up to the majority and stopping their extremist agenda.
I was getting bored reading about the dysfunctional congress that can't get anything done.
Is the New Republic issuing a tweet calling for a military coup?
If Cruz wants to be president, he really needs to start telling commie jokes, Reagan style. Ted's a fine extemporaneous speaker, but he's not funny and doesn't have much of a singing voice, which automatically disqualifies him from the presidency in the 21st century.
And a change of faces that will mean all of jack and shit in practice.
Meanwhile, possession of marijuana edibles in Florida remains a 5-year felony... yay, way to go conservative voters!
I don't really trust Republicans a lot more than Democrats, but simple partisanship will cause them to sabotage whatever lousy plans Obama has for the next two years; that's a win in and of itself.
Maybe all the fucktards that claim on this site that their single vote won't matter can shut the fuck up
This Lakers game is almost as sad as MSNBC.
The Suns rock...sigh...I was one of 550 votes for B Hess...
In the next few days, expect a Shikha article explaining how this election is really support for open borders and another Reason staffer article explaining how ebola paranoia caused some mildly undesirable result.
I expect a revision of Ebola policy in the "it's more serious than we thought" direction.
It's not just Republican Day, it is National Delicious Salty Ham Tears Day!
Just had to say it ...