Friday Funnies: Groupies

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[Fist of Etiquette]

Private contempt even for his celebrity sycophants? Yeah, I can see it.

[db]

Paltrow has obviously learned her lesson from the first time she turned down a role in the Titanic.

[invisible furry hand]

What is "get Paltrow" a euphemism for? It's not on Urban Dictionary

[db]

E.D., I think.

[WTF]

Wouldn't that be a "Bob Dole"?

[Almanian!]

No, no - Sarah Jessica Parker looks more like Mister Ed.

OH! Wait, you meant something else...

[faeriemama]

No, that's Julia Roberts.

[WTF]

He meant he got Lap Wort, but he thinks in anagrams.

[JW]

It's when your partner, suffering from Dunning-Kreuger, is so moronic, banal and wan, you have to hire a fluffer, just to get a semi.

[waffles]

I don't get it.

[Ted S.]

It implies that Paltrow is worse looking than Barbra Streisand and that nose. What gives?

[Swiss Servator, CH yeah!]

Or he is boasting, as would be his wont, that he has a better looking worshiper.

[Ken Shultz]

Streisand was more of a commie, but Paltrow is embarrassingly stupid.

Paltrow thinks water has feelings.

http://www.theguardian.com/lif.....-bad-vibes

[Ken Shultz]

In some ways, it's better to have somebody that's painfully stupid rather than a committed commie as a fan. ...not that being a commie isn't stupid. But seriously...

Gweneth Paltrow thinks water has feelings!

She thinks that if you say negative things to water, it reconstitutes itself in disorganized ways. She thinks water understands English, and negativity in lots of other languages, too.

The only people left in the world who will publicly acknowledge their support for Obama are people like Paltrow in Hollywood, and she's a borderline retard.

[perlhaqr]

Wow. That's... amazing. In a bad way.

[straffinrun]

But got it.

[Almanian!]

ifh where are you??!!! I have a *SLAP* for you!

Re: the "cartoon" or "funny" - I don't get it. Having Streisand as your sycophant is better or preferable to Paltrow? Really? They're not both Worse Than Hitler?? That doesn't even make sense.

But it's Friday. It's horrible - therefore, perfect. Happy FUCKING Slap-Ass Friday, Reasonoids!

*SLAP*

[invisible furry hand]

*slap!*

[WTF]

*SLAP!*

[sarcasmic]

[Swiss Servator, CH yeah!]

"Air slap
Air slap
Aiiiir slap"

/College basketball fans

[Almanian!]

*does "Tomahawk Chop"*

/raaaaaaaaaaaacist

[Almanian!]

And where the MOTHERFUCK IS EVERYONE? Jesus, the one day a week a play hooky at my desk, and no one shows up to play.

FUCK ALL OF YOU WHO ARE NOT HERE POSTING! YEAH - FUCK! YOU!

[straffinrun]

It'z hard too type in thd hazmatt suit.

[Agile Cyborg]

Mr. Prezprog understands Paltrow is a cum dumpster for the presidential staff and he's rollin' wid it, niggas.

[twoskinsoneman]

I wonder if you could desalinate sea water if you spoke to it nicely enough.