Friday Funnies: Anti-War, When Convenient

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[Fist of Etiquette]

I don’t know if it’s worth the extra drag having a canopy big enough to house Penn Jillette.

[UnCivilServant]

No, not really. But that particular canopy is designed to expand to hold the ego of whoever get inside.

[PM]

But that’s Jerry Garcia.

[Swiss Servator, Grundgesetz!]

No wonder he is not doing anything then…

[WTF]

I thought maybe they were riding a cruise missile, a la Dr. Strangelove.

[invisible furry hand]

i feel disrupted and degraded

[Almanian!]

*SLAP*

[invisible furry hand]

doubly so now.

*slap!*

[Almanian!]

Go on….

*SLAP*

[WTF]

*SLAP!*

[Radioactive]

*SLAP, SLAP* on the backhand!

[SIV]

The Devil’s vegetable

[invisible furry hand]

he and his pets survived, so he should quit bitchin’

[sasob]

He could very easily have gotten killed.

[Bardas Phocas]

Or raped.

[Radioactive]

or slapped

[Fist of Etiquette]

“White guys pilot like this, but black guys pilot this.”

[Fist of Etiquette]

(Add another like in there somewhere.)

[Almanian!]

“Fist be like ‘I’m Chris Rock and shit’.”

Close enough?

[Almanian!]

So the dude in the back with no nose and a HUGE tumor growing out of the left side of his face looks too young to have been around when Nixon was doing anything – except maybe dieing. So is the idea that his parents had to give him the shirt off their back (LITERALL) because if the economy or something? Or so he can get treatment for the huge protuberance, despite the passage PPACA?

And a young Abe Vigoda piloting a jet? What the? I don’t even…???

I don’t get it.

It’s awful – therefore, perfect. Happy fucking Friday, Reasonoids.

*SLAP!*

[Longtorso, Johnny]

Take me to bed you big STUD or lose me forever.

[Almanian!]

+1 gay, beach volleyball

NTTAWWT

[FUQ]

Talk to me Goose

[Lord Humungus]

labelz… pretty pretty labelz.

[Swiss Servator, Grundgesetz!]

NEEDZ MOAR!!!!

[Entropy Void]

Who needz moar when fellatioing, dead Jerry Garcia is wearing two, COUNT THEM: T W O, peace signs?

[On The Road To Mandalay.]

I don’t get it.

[RJ The Terrible]

there’s a shocker

[Radioactive]

ok…once upon a time, there was a bad mans, who… well you get the general idea, don’t you?

[On The Road To Mandalay.]

The bad man is Cambodia? I am confused.

[The Hyperbole]

Mario Batali had too much wine at an hippie themed early Halloween party, and Barry, having a prototype Jetsons-style flying car, is giving him a lift home?
Not much of a political skewering but does make Obama look like a possible date raper, pretty strong stuff there Payne.

[Restoras]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/…..s-in-1989/

Part of this mystery isn’t one at all: the economy simply isn’t as healthy as the headline numbers suggest. Unemployment has fallen, in part, because so many people have given up looking for work rather than finding it, and there are still millions of part-timers who want full-time jobs.

Not surprising to anyone that actually pays attention and digs just below the surface but certainly surprising to the idiot journalists at WaPo and other rags. It quickly descends into nonsense from there, which is also not a surprise.

[antisocial-ist]

I blame austerity, and bad animal spirits. In order to get rid of evil/unlucky animal spirits the government must sacrifice a large pile of money to the cronyism god. Or the mercantilism god for those of you who still keep the old gods.

[datcv]

On my way to work this morning I saw a white ponytailed old hippy with a “I’m ready for Hilary” bumper sticker (driving a Toyota Yaris because apparently he is too poor for a Prius).

It is incredible to me how little America, in 2014, gives a fuck about who our government is murder-droning.

[Simpkill]

Iron Eagle V?

[Bobarian (dinosaur hunter)]

The penis on the left has a large melanoma on its scrotum.

[Cdr Lytton]

So Obama is a pilot too, just like his hero W? Will there be a Mission Accomplished banner where he lands?