Friday Funnies: Anti-War, When Convenient

Henry Payne | 10.3.2014 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 11 years ago

I don't know if it's worth the extra drag having a canopy big enough to house Penn Jillette.
1. UnCivilServant 11 years ago
  
  No, not really. But that particular canopy is designed to expand to hold the ego of whoever get inside.
2. PM 11 years ago
  
  But that's Jerry Garcia.
  1. Swiss Servator, Grundgesetz! 11 years ago
    
    No wonder he is not doing anything then...
3. WTF 11 years ago
  
  I thought maybe they were riding a cruise missile, a la Dr. Strangelove.
invisible furry hand 11 years ago

i feel disrupted and degraded
1. Almanian! 11 years ago
  
  *SLAP*
  1. invisible furry hand 11 years ago
    
    doubly so now.
    
    *slap!*
    1. Almanian! 11 years ago
      
      Go on....
      
      *SLAP*
      1. WTF 11 years ago
        
        *SLAP!*
  2. Radioactive 11 years ago
    
    *SLAP, SLAP* on the backhand!
SIV 11 years ago

The Devil's vegetable
1. invisible furry hand 11 years ago
  
  he and his pets survived, so he should quit bitchin'
2. sasob 11 years ago
  
  He could very easily have gotten killed.
  1. Bardas Phocas 11 years ago
    
    Or raped.
    1. Radioactive 11 years ago
      
      or slapped
Fist of Etiquette 11 years ago

"White guys pilot like this, but black guys pilot this."
1. Fist of Etiquette 11 years ago
  
  (Add another like in there somewhere.)
  1. Almanian! 11 years ago
    
    "Fist be like 'I'm Chris Rock and shit'."
    
    Close enough?
Almanian! 11 years ago

So the dude in the back with no nose and a HUGE tumor growing out of the left side of his face looks too young to have been around when Nixon was doing anything - except maybe dieing. So is the idea that his parents had to give him the shirt off their back (LITERALL) because if the economy or something? Or so he can get treatment for the huge protuberance, despite the passage PPACA?

And a young Abe Vigoda piloting a jet? What the? I don't even...???

I don't get it.

It's awful - therefore, perfect. Happy fucking Friday, Reasonoids.

*SLAP!*
Longtorso, Johnny 11 years ago

Take me to bed you big STUD or lose me forever.
1. Almanian! 11 years ago
  
  +1 gay, beach volleyball
  
  NTTAWWT
2. FUQ 11 years ago
  
  Talk to me Goose
Lord Humungus 11 years ago

labelz... pretty pretty labelz.
1. Swiss Servator, Grundgesetz! 11 years ago
  
  NEEDZ MOAR!!!!
  1. Entropy Void 11 years ago
    
    Who needz moar when fellatioing, dead Jerry Garcia is wearing two, COUNT THEM: T W O, peace signs?
On The Road To Mandalay. 11 years ago

I don't get it.
1. RJ The Terrible 11 years ago
  
  there's a shocker
2. Radioactive 11 years ago
  
  ok...once upon a time, there was a bad mans, who... well you get the general idea, don't you?
  1. On The Road To Mandalay. 11 years ago
    
    The bad man is Cambodia? I am confused.
The Hyperbole 11 years ago

Mario Batali had too much wine at an hippie themed early Halloween party, and Barry, having a prototype Jetsons-style flying car, is giving him a lift home?
Not much of a political skewering but does make Obama look like a possible date raper, pretty strong stuff there Payne.
Restoras 11 years ago

http://www.washingtonpost.com/.....s-in-1989/

Part of this mystery isn't one at all: the economy simply isn't as healthy as the headline numbers suggest. Unemployment has fallen, in part, because so many people have given up looking for work rather than finding it, and there are still millions of part-timers who want full-time jobs.

Not surprising to anyone that actually pays attention and digs just below the surface but certainly surprising to the idiot journalists at WaPo and other rags. It quickly descends into nonsense from there, which is also not a surprise.
antisocial-ist 11 years ago

I blame austerity, and bad animal spirits. In order to get rid of evil/unlucky animal spirits the government must sacrifice a large pile of money to the cronyism god. Or the mercantilism god for those of you who still keep the old gods.
datcv 11 years ago

On my way to work this morning I saw a white ponytailed old hippy with a "I'm ready for Hilary" bumper sticker (driving a Toyota Yaris because apparently he is too poor for a Prius).

It is incredible to me how little America, in 2014, gives a fuck about who our government is murder-droning.
Simpkill 11 years ago

Iron Eagle V?
Bobarian (dinosaur hunter) 11 years ago

The penis on the left has a large melanoma on its scrotum.
Cdr Lytton 11 years ago

So Obama is a pilot too, just like his hero W? Will there be a Mission Accomplished banner where he lands?

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