Friday Funnies: Space Taxi

Henry Payne | 9.19.2014 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 11 years ago

If only Sandra Bullock had Uber, she wouldn't have ended up on a planet ruled by apes.
1. Will4Freedom 11 years ago
  
  Aw, Man! I knew I should have waited through the credits. Totally missed the ape part.
  1. Fist of Etiquette 11 years ago
    
    It was implied.
    1. Pro Libertate 11 years ago
      
      She's Nova. Well, a rebooted Nova.
    2. Bee Tagger 11 years ago
      
      Stop undressing me with your eyes, you damn dirty apes.
      1. trshmnster the terrible 11 years ago
        
        +1 racist undertones!
db 11 years ago

Payne takes his vacuous style to all-new heights.
1. Almanian! 11 years ago
  
  LITERALLY
db 11 years ago

Why is the Michelin Man wearing a Hamburglar mask and working for Boeing?
1. Swiss Servator, Grundgesetz! 11 years ago
  
  Times are tough, so he has turned to a life of aerospace crime.
2. Doctor Whom 11 years ago
  
  If only we had more labels, we'd know.
3. NealAppeal 11 years ago
  
  I thought it was a Ninja Turtle...obviously Donatello.
UnCivilServant 11 years ago

Lets see. Uber only uses private individuals in their own personal cars. That car was able to make orbit.

So... Where's my flying car then?
1. Almanian! 11 years ago
  
  "In next month's 'Popular Mechancs', we review....."
2. sarcasmic 11 years ago
  
  So... Where's my flying car then?
  
  Just across the horizon, right next to the practical electric car and fusion power.
  1. db 11 years ago
    
    So, we're only one step away from time travel, then! Sweet!
Will4Freedom 11 years ago

HA! I know that's not real! If you look at the crescent moon, you can see a star behind it. If that were real you would not be able to see a star cuz the moon is round... and made of cheese.
1. UnCivilServant 11 years ago
  
  That's no star - it's debris from when we tested the killsat on the moon.
  1. hamilton 11 years ago
    
    THAT IS NO MOON.
2. Doctor Whom 11 years ago
  
  That's Islamophobic.
invisible furry hand 11 years ago

There's no road for the car. OMG IT'S SPACE SOMALIA!
1. db 11 years ago
  
  Libertarian. Paradise.
  1. Florida Man 11 years ago
    
    A cold, empty, womanless environment. Isn't that what we have at H&R?
    1. UnCivilServant 11 years ago
      
      I thought this place was ever sprewing flame and filled with snark and spam.
      1. Florida Man 11 years ago
        
        Oh really ! Don't forget the sarcasm.
    2. Almanian! 11 years ago
      
      That's Epi's soul. HyR is what UnCivilServant said.
      
      Mmmm - Spam?....
2. Almanian! 11 years ago
  
  *SLAP*
  1. invisible furry hand 11 years ago
    
    *slap!*
    1. WTF 11 years ago
      
      *SLAP!*
      1. sarcasmic 11 years ago
        
        Almanian! 11 years ago
        
        AIR SLAP!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
        
        sarcasmic 11 years ago
        
        If a hand is slapping, and there's no ass to feel it, does it still make a sound?
        
        Almanian! 11 years ago
        
        whoa
        
        Swiss Servator, Grundgesetz! 11 years ago
        
        Slap ass koan?!
      2. Rich 11 years ago
        
        *slap!*
Almanian! 11 years ago

OK, after last night's debacle on my part where I ONCE AGAIN completely misread a comment and, in turn, offered shriek-level stupid in my reply.....let's see if I can do better this morning:

1) I don't get it.
2) Horrid, therefore perfect.
3) NEEDZ MOAR LABELZ
4) If I were sage, I would say, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
5) What ever happened to The Gobbler? I liked him. I remember he was a big Suderman fan.
6) HAPPY FUCKING SLAP-ASS FRIDAY, REASONOIDS!

I hope you get hit by a truck and die drowning in a pool of your own blood!

PS Scots choose FREE SHIT! over FREEDOM! I am not surprised. That is all.
1. Pro Libertate 11 years ago
  
  Undead Robert the Bruce is assembling the parts of William Wallace as we type.
  1. Almanian! 11 years ago
    
    That's part of their Welfare to Work program, teaching people needed skills for the New Economy?.
    1. Pro Libertate 11 years ago
      
      Happiness through submission.
2. Atanarjuat 11 years ago
  
  I hope you get hit by a truck and die drowning in a pool of your own blood! are with child
3. Snark Plissken 11 years ago
  
  where I ONCE AGAIN completely misread a comment and, in turn, offered shriek-level stupid in my reply
  
  Humblebrag.
  1. Almanian! 11 years ago
    
    No, no - tardmission
Almanian! 11 years ago

PS Also, Groovus Maximus, wherever you are, I hope you are safe and all is well. Vaya con Dios and good luck.
1. Tonio 11 years ago
  
  Yeah, that, too. Although I have some suspicions...
Pro Libertate 11 years ago

He's in a no-chamber crafting plans within plans within plans with his Bene Gesserit witch.
1. Almanian! 11 years ago
  
  The 27th Duncan at his side, protecting him.
  
  That would be good.
  1. Pro Libertate 11 years ago
    
    It wouldn't Suk.
    1. Swiss Servator, Grundgesetz! 11 years ago
      
      *narrows gaze, checks maula pistol*
      1. Pro Libertate 11 years ago
        
        Uses the Voice to get yard mowed.
        
        Swiss Servator, Grundgesetz! 11 years ago
        
        *blinks, wonders why he mowed Pro L's yard*
        
        Pro Libertate 11 years ago
        
        Going completely obscure: Get out of the kitchen!
        
        Doctor Whom 11 years ago
        
        Pleased to meat you.
        
        Pro Libertate 11 years ago
        
        Ah, a Freedmenmen?
squarooticus 11 years ago

This is the second one in a few months that's kind of amusing. What's going on here?!
1. Swiss Servator, Grundgesetz! 11 years ago
  
  Two more and its the Apocalypse, right?
2. Roger the Shrubber 11 years ago
  
  sarc?
Fist of Etiquette 11 years ago

Nice space emissions coming from the Uber car. Way to pollute space, sharing economy.
1. Pro Libertate 11 years ago
  
  AUP: Anthropogenic Universal Pollution. Why, the vacuum near Earth is already less vacuumy!
  1. mad.casual 11 years ago
    
    Why, the vacuum near Earth is already less vacuumy!
    
    That's just weather.
2. trshmnster the terrible 11 years ago
  
  I think those are the evolutionary precursors to tribbles! Send up more uber cars! We need to defend ourselves from the klingons!
Almanian! 11 years ago

"In space, no one can hear you scream the Muzak?."
Lord Humungus 11 years ago

ha.
1. Fist of Etiquette 11 years ago
  
  In Friday Funnies, no one can hear you laugh.
trshmnster the terrible 11 years ago

This is obviously not a realistic depiction. I don't see Steve Miller riding a horse.
1. antisocial-ist 11 years ago
  
  Warden: He drew a unicorn in space. I ask ya, what's it breathing?
  
  Homer: Air?
  
  Warden: Ain't no air in space.
  
  Homer: There's an Air & Space Museum...
Ted S. 11 years ago

The guy in the Boeing capsule is making a meta-comment about the cartoon.
userve32 11 years ago

Rollem rollem Rollem, rawhide!

http://www.Crypt-Anon.tk
1. LessIsMore 11 years ago
  
  If you're gonna do it Anonbot, get the lyrics right - FCS.
Bean Counter 11 years ago

UH...I saw this 3 days ago on National Review Online. WTF!
GILMORE 11 years ago

I don't get it.
Xajow 11 years ago

Am I the only one reminded of the opening sequence of the original Heavy Metal animated film?
annettegridleyyca 11 years ago

my roomate's sister makes $81 hourly on the laptop . She has been fired for seven months but last month her pay check was $15664 just working on the laptop for a few hours. browse this site.....

???????? http://www.jobsaa.com
annettegridleyyca 11 years ago

my best friend's ex-wife makes $85 hourly on the laptop . She has been without a job for 8 months but last month her paycheck was $15154 just working on the laptop for a few hours. visit the website....

???????? http://www.jobsaa.com

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