Family in Trouble for Bringing Squirrel Across State Lines


Living in Florida, Reba and Tommy Morse often helped rehabilitate wild animals that were injured. One such creature was Grace, a squirrel taken to the veterinarian last fall after its head got trapped in a toy truck. The vet called the Morses, who helped nurse Grace back to health and then kept her as a pet—until the family moved to Alabama and Grace was seized by state wildlife services.
"Acting in response to complaints from the public," the Alabama Wildlife and Freshwater Fisheries (WFF) confiscated Grace and four other squirrels from the Morses' new home, according to a press release. The squirrels "were being kept in captivity contrary to state law."
In addition to charges for squirrel possession, WFF officials are also "investigating" whether the Morses illegally transported a wild rodent into Alabama. If so, they could face federal charges under the Lacey Act.
The agency wants us to know we are dealing with dangeous criminals, pointing out that one of the Morses "was ticketed in Florida in 2013 for … rehabilitating wildlife without a permit." Heaven forbid someone aid an animal without the proper paperwork! You should have to pay the state to help save a squirrel's life, obviously.
"We cannot turn a blind eye to these violations," said WFF Director Chuck Sykes. "The animals have to be confiscated. It may not be the popular thing to do, but it is our job to protect the public from the potential threats that wild animals pose to humans. In one of those cases last year, a man in Marshall County suffered serious injuries, including the loss of vision in one eye."
According to AL.com, the squirrels were turned over to an animal rehabilitator with the proper permit. From here, they will either be returned to the wild or—if deemed unfit for living on their own in the wild—wind up euthanized.
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The names have been changed in this story to protect the guilty. It was really about Nutra-Sweet and it wasn't a squirrel but a gerbil. Obviously the animal was in distress.
I am trying not to know what "toy truck" is a euphemism for.
My nethermouth.
The will also be charged with transporting Florida air molecules across state lines into Alabama without having first performing and submitting an EPA environmental impact study.
I am so disappointed in Reason completely ignoring the real problem which is the crisis of undocumented squirrels "squirreling" their way into Alabama.
According to AL.com, the squirrels were turned over to an animal rehabilitator with the proper permit. From here, they will either be returned to the wild or?if deemed unfit for living on their own in the wild?wind up euthanized.
Take heed, Alissi.
If only they had also had a pet moose, and then the state wildlife services could make big trouble for moose and squirrel.
Also, anyone with a pet squirrel who doesn't name it Rocky is some kind of philistine.
Personally, I'd reserve that name for my pet flying squirrel.
Well, we don't know the names of the other 4 confiscated squirrels, so there's still hope. I'm just gonna assume one was Rocky.
Wait, are you a journalist or what? What are their names?
All squirrels can fly, ProL, you just need an open second story window.
That's more "fall" than "fly." Except for flying squirrels, who actually glide, rather than fly. Unless they pilot little squirrel-sized planes, in which case they do fly.
Squirrel Launchers are effective ways to "make squirrel fly" (read in Boris Badinoff voice).
"It's very easy to fly: Just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
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Well, squirrels do have those creepy little handses that could be used to handle miniature weapons.
You mean like this?
http://cy-boar.com/archives/comic/squirrel
Ye gods, grenades?
Yeah, it's all big joke on the oppressive state, libertards.
Have you ever really seen what a squirrel can do?
I saw a squirrel get a hold of a skink once.
Nods head and shudders.
if deemed unfit for living on their own in the wild?wind up euthanized.
They have to destroy the squirrelz, to save the squirrelz.
We are the government and we want to fuck you so hard your head falls off.
We are the government and we want to fuck you so hard your the squirrel's head falls off
I'll never be able to comprehend the bureaucratic mindset. How are there so many people in this country who have neither a heart nor a brain? You'd think that government would have had trouble filling its ranks by now.
But Jordan.
Civilimazation!
The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that:
Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.
If you believe that squirrels should be rehabilitated without a license, then you must want to live in Somalia.
No True Libertarian doesn't not want to live in teh Somalia
"If so, they could face federal charges under the Lacey Act, which prohibits"
Prohibits what? Transporting rodents? Rodent immigration? Kidnapping squirrels? Teaching squirrels to read? Human-squirrel hybrids?
Skinny skiing, going to bullfights on acid...
Mopery with intent to gawk, defenestration without a glazier's license, rutabaga counseling, appealing to the Cagney act...
Nice! Does that hat come free with the soup?
Hey, but on you it looks good! (eyeroll)
I hear Reason has an agreement to rehabilitate the squirrels, much like that judge in PA did.
Speaking of squirrels...
Wow! I feel so much safer now that I know that the government protects us all from criminals who harbor squirrels. Maybe stricter enforcement of such laws will even improve Reason comments functionality.
Connecticut has a sign at the border with NY on I-84 that says you cannot bring in out-of-state firewood. It doesn't say what will happen to you if you do.
Did that bureaucrat really say you can't have a wild squirrel 'cause you might put your eye out?
Links?
I'm packing a squirrel in my pants. How about you?
That better not be for the purpose of gambling.
I think every Monday should be idiotic bureaucratic bullshit day.
As opposed to every day?
How are you planning on getting them to lay off for the other six days of the week?
DAMNIT! 😉
Crony capitalism in squirrel rehabilitation? Wha?
This is all I could think of after reading that.
"Chief Wiggum: Well, shut my mouth. It's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling. [camera pans to Eddie with squirrels in his pants while the other cops watch, laugh, and throw down change] Boys, knock it off! [the cops grumble and disperse while Eddie shakes the squirrels out of his pants]"
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Hunh. North American ferret-legging. Whaddya know?
There was a time when we could all read something like this and have a good laugh.
There was a time when you COULDN"T read anything like this, anywhere.
OTOH rehabilitating animals does take some training.
One of our handful of local tree-huggers spotted a squirrel in trouble. It had been scampering across a telephone wire and misstepped. It was hanging by its little front paws, obviously about to splat into the asphalt below.
So the guy runs over and catches it, thus saving its life!!
He was completely astounded when the ungrateful wretch bit him. He also admitted not figuring out that squirrel teeth, which are built for chopping nuts, might be capable of inflicting more than a little nip.
[sigh]
Holy crap Reason, get your shit together. It seems every time I go to share a story, I no longer can hit the share button and do so. I now have to open the article and then share from there. Do you not want people to share your articles?
If someone is annoying you or your family then you can use any reverse phone detective services or whatsapp spy tool to know about them.
The names have been changed in this story to protect the guilty
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