Did you hear about the Republican candidate for Senate out West who wants to overthrow the entire American economic system? The one who, when asked about his view on the situation on Iraq, said he needed more time? Who said he couldn't answer questions about the situation at the Mexican border because "only 11 days ago I was painting my storm windows"?
Of course you didn't, writes A. Barton Hinkle. Because he is a she, and a Democrat. Her name is Amanda Curtis. She's hoping to replace incumbent John Walsh, who was recently busted for plagiarism.