You needn't have worried about Eric Cantor, folks. He's landed on his feet:
Late Monday night it was reported that former House Majority Leader Eric Cantor would take a job at investment bank Moelis….[H]e'll have a base salary of $400,000 for this year and next. Add in $1.4 million in signing bonuses this year, and $1.6 million in incentive compensation next year, and Cantor is looking at a cool $3.4 million.
Reuters reports that Cantor will "provide strategic counsel to the company's corporate and institutional clients on key issues." I invite Reason readers to offer their own translations of that job description in the comments, the blunter the better.