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Fist of Etiquette 11 years ago

Yabba dabba doo.
invisible furry hand 11 years ago

Dinosaur Taxi Service: So Good They Labelled It Twice
1. UnCivilServant 11 years ago
  
  Wouldn't you want to ride in a Howdah on a dinosaur? You could charge a pretty steep rate and people would still ride - because it's a dinosaur!
  
  As for cartel taxis... not so lucky
  1. gimmeasammich 11 years ago
    
    Only if I get to bring a howdah pistol. You never know when any rogue animals might climb up and try to snatch me.
2. Rich 11 years ago
  
  *slap!*
  1. invisible furry hand 11 years ago
    
    *slap!*
    1. Almanian! 11 years ago
      
      *SLAP!*
SusanM 11 years ago

OT: Cracked.com rides again...

So Darren Wilson, allegedly savagely attacked in the line of duty, didn't file an incident report about it, nor did anyone in the department. Don't worry, because that very day the case was handed over to the big guns: the St. Louis Police Department. After a request from the ACLU, the STLPD refused to release a copy of their department's incident report, and spoiler alert, it's because they didn't write one either.

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-.....z3BmKQzI5a
1. UnCivilServant 11 years ago
  
  Photography Is Not a Crime is covering the lack of proper paperwork because they'd tried to get a copy of the incident report around the same time the ACLU did.
  
  Their story on the matter: http://photographyisnotacrime......formation/
2. Rich 11 years ago
  
  STLPD = STUPID
Will4Freedom 11 years ago

Who's driving the dinosaur? Where's the worthless air freshener hanging from the mirror? Where's the mirror? Where does the passenger sit? Where is the taxi and limo official medallion?
1. UnCivilServant 11 years ago
  
  "Dinosaur is Google Self-Driving Dinosaur, no hackney required. Air is naturally fresh, being free from human-stink most of time. Passenger sit in box on back. Medallion is on other side."
  1. Almanian! 11 years ago
    
    This sounds like the answer to one of those "what's different in drawing two from drawing one" cartoons.
    
    NEEDS MOAR LABELZ
    1. Swiss Servator, Bern baby Bern 11 years ago
      
      As always, Almanian! gets to the heart of the matter - IT NEEDZ MOAR LABELZ!!!
2. Brian D 11 years ago
  
  The medallion is far more expensive than the cab is. Too risky to have it anywhere near the public.
Almanian! 11 years ago

I'm nearly speechless. This is almost good.

Not horrid, therefore, not perfect. Happy fucking Friday, Reasonoids - you got an early nutpunch from Payne, who deviated from script. YOU BASTARD!

*shakes fist*
1. Swiss Servator, Bern baby Bern 11 years ago
  
  Note he chose Uber over Lyft .... I don't think Payne can draw a moustache.
sarcasmic 11 years ago

Cartoon is incomplete. It's missing the Velociraptor with a badge chasing down the Ubermobile.
1. Notorious G.K.C. 11 years ago
  
  Uh, excuse me, if you are alluding to the movie Jurassic Park, which I can only assume you are, then it would be a *T-Rex* chasing the car.
  
  /Comic Book Guy accent
  1. Swiss Servator, Bern baby Bern 11 years ago
    
    +1
  2. invisible furry hand 11 years ago
    
    He is alluding to his own private fantasy
  3. sarcasmic 11 years ago
    
    Um, no. Tyrannosaurs are believed to have been solitary creatures, while Velociraptors are believed to have been pack animals. Government engages in organized violence. Thus Velociraptors more accurately represent government agents than Tyrannosaurs.
    1. Rich 11 years ago
      
      Geek fight!
    2. pan fried wylie 11 years ago
      
      Except, raptors could run.
      1. sarcasmic 11 years ago
        
        True.
        
        Swiss Servator, Bern baby Bern 11 years ago
        
        But would not a T-Rex better show the "G"? Ponderous, deadly, yet useless for other than scavenging and opportunistic kills, does not work well with others? And those tiny arms would be a perfect symbol of ... something.
        
        sarcasmic 11 years ago
        
        Cops work well with other cops.
        
        lap83 11 years ago
        
        a symbol of how short we want the arm of the law to be?
    3. Stormy Dragon 11 years ago
      
      Real velociraptors are also the size of a small dog, and wouldn't be nearly as scary in real life as they were in the movie.
Notorious G.K.C. 11 years ago

The dino is smelling the gas from the car and thinking, "Uncle Fred? Is that you?"
1. Ghetto Slovak Goatherder 11 years ago
  
  +1 fossil fuel
  1. Ptah-Hotep 11 years ago
    
    +1 fossil fuel
    
    I approve. Greatly.
Rich 11 years ago

And notice how the Uber zips between the dino's legs, rather than simply passing. It's such amusing details that make Payne's cartoons a continual delight.
1. Swiss Servator, Bern baby Bern 11 years ago
  
  See! Such dangerous driving needz moar regulashunz!
  
  /statist
The Late P Brooks 11 years ago

I don't get it.
Dweebston 11 years ago

Seems familiar.
userve32 11 years ago

Hit em up JD hit em up.

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Ted S. 11 years ago

Zoom zoom.

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