Warning: Watching This May Make You Skip Season 3 of House of Cards

Kevin Spacey/Frank Underwood calls Hillary Clintion/Hillary Clinton trying to find out what the former secretary of state is going to get her husband for his 68th birthday.

Hilarity does not ensue, though a sense of sadness lingers long after the video ends.

I really dig House of Cards, but this sort of thing makes me wish the show bad things.