Peter Suderman Reviews The Expendables 3

Yet another installment in what has become the Royal Rumble of action movie franchises:
Like its franchise predecessors, "The Expendables 3" is a kind of dream team action film, built from the thrill of seeing a veritable army of top-shelf movie stars, each of whom could once carry their own pictures, all working together.
Almost the entirety of the 1980s and '90s action canon is on-screen: The movie features Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mel Gibson and Harrison Ford, Wesley Snipes and Kelsey Grammer, Antonio Banderas and Dolph Lundgren. More recent stars Jet Li and Jason Statham show up, too, along with an equally large cast of lesser knowns pulled from the worlds of low-budget action and professional mixed martial arts.
It's a reunion show, basically, except these guys were never actually together in the first place. They were rivals, competing for box-office dollars and fan obsession.
Part of what "The Expendables" franchise reveals, then, is how much the power of any given individual action star has dimmed. Not only did the cast members shown here not appear together in their heydays, they would have refused the opportunity. (Mr. Stallone andMr. Schwarzenegger reportedly maintained a fierce rivalry for years.) To do so would have diluted their individual brands. Now they're all sharing the stage. Teaming up is the only way to remain potent.
Read the entire review at The Washington Times.
As I say in the review The Expendables 3 isn't a great movie. But it's surprisingly OK. And it caps off one of the better summer movie seasons in recent memory: Captain America 2: The Winter Soldier, X-Men: Days of Future Past, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, Snowpiercer, and Guardians of the Galaxy were all surprisingly strong films—the kind of movies I'll want to watch again, maybe even several times. Even a movie like Godzilla, which I thought didn't quite come together, worked in certain ways (it was beautifully, meticulously shot). Sadly, I doubt we'll see Hollywood attempt to repeat this summer: Box office is down more than 17 percent from last year.
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You can say that again.
You can say that again.
The Squrrelz even get the Reason staffers!
One paste too many.
But not one star too many. Except maybe for Frasier. I like him, but was he in any action films?
Sort of, he did play Beast and Sideshow Bob was always trying to blow shit up.
And he was the captain in down periscope. I'll throw in the pentagon wars, which may be one of the most libertarian movies ever.
There's an amazing HBO TV movie he was in called "The Pentagon Wars" that you HAVE to see if you haven't. Picture "Office Space" but with defense contracting.
Sample scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXQ2lO3ieBA
hah....I haven't seen that one in forever. "We have to get specs....you know, sheep specs!"
Hell, it even had John C. McGinley, just like Office Space.
I'd be more inclined to watch these if it were solely legitimate 80s guys like Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Lundgren, etc.
While I have nothing against all these meatheads like Statham and the random MMA competitors, including them defeats the purpose of the movie.
Say what you will about 80s action movies, but most of those guys brought some kind of unique personality to the screen and it was fun. People still do Arnold impressions and rattle off one-liners. What will they do for these newer guys 20 years from now? Just mumble something in a low monotone? That's assuming they're even remembered that long.
People still do Arnold impressions and rattle off one-liners.
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
Your a funny guy Fist, I like you, that's why I'm a going to kill you last.
I lied.
Conzider dis a diworce.
It's not a tumor!
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT JASON STATHAM!
He obviously never saw the 'Transporter' and 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels'
Crank, and Crank 2.
Crank 2 never happened because I saw Crank 1 and I'm pretty sure he dies at the end.
You forgot Snatch.
Almost the entirety of the 1980s and '90s action canon is on-screen...Kelsey Grammer
Did I miss something while growing up?
Frasier is much more interesting once you learn that the character moonlights as a vigilante crime-fighter.
What, you didn't see Down Periscope?
One of the warrant officers on my ship was a diesel submariner. He said that the movie Down Periscope in many ways was the most accurate movie about the diesel submarine fleet ever made.
Well that's comforting.
In perfect honesty, I think the only thing I remember about that movie in any detail is some scene with cleavage.
Kelsey is an action hero! Didn't you see him play a furry in one of the X-Men movies?
Oh right... 1980's and 90's. Okay then, didn't you see him date Shelly Long? That's enough action for an entire starting lineup!
I'd go watch it but I haven't seen the previous two installments and don't want to get lost in the rich backstory and intrigue.
"While I have nothing against all these meatheads like Statham and the random MMA competitors, including them defeats the purpose of the movie."
I couldn't agree more.
But while 'Kelsey Grammar' and 'Jason Statham' may be out of their league..are you absolutely sure that Nicholas Cage has been taken out of the cast? I mean POSITIVE? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, ANYTHING, ANYTHING EXCEPT *CAGE*?!
What kind of serious-minded individual watches this nonsense let alone write about it on a website devoted to politics?
"Serious-minded individuals....on a website devoted to politics?"
gee, mr Serious. Maybe you should fuck off on back to your EVERYTHING IS POLITICS world now, shouldn't you?
Libertarian website has never been ALL TEAM ALL THE TIME.
If you thought that, you havent been paying attention.