Friday Funnies: Equal Pay

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[Fist of Etiquette]

Jane Lynch doesn't look all that happy getting paid in Candy Dots.

[WTF]

Candy Dots? No wonder she's pregnant.

[Will4Freedom]

Those are birth control pills, but there's only 12 of them. That's why she's pregnant.

[PM]

That's blotting paper

(and you call yourself a libertarian)

[BakedPenguin]

Wait, she's getting blotter? Shreeek is right, Obama is the most libertarian Pres ever.

[mad.casual]

In a very apropos assessment, I don't think Jane Lynch or her wife would be happy to be getting birth control pills either.

[mr simple]

So Juliette Lewis has been reduced to playing scratch offs?

[WTF]

Why did Anne Burrell stick her boobs in a pencil sharpener?

[Warren]

I dunno why?

[Fist of Etiquette]

Why is that emaciated elephant reviewing Pink's punch card?

[UnCivilServant]

Because the computer systems to do that have been broken by healthcare.gov

[Swiss Servator, K?se, K?se!]

Fist WINS.

*applause*

[vazhzsh]

Why is the chick from Night Court being given a scantron exam?

[UnCivilServant]

Civil Service exams use scantron sheets.

[I. B. McGinty]

Scantron? Damn we're old. I mean you're old.

[Cdr Lytton]

Only if the questions were run off of a ditto machine.

*inhales deeply* Ahhh....

[Almanian!]

Courtney Love has fallen on hard(er) times.

Also, needz moar labelz.

Also, RACIST.

Happy Friday, Reasonoids.

[Almanian!]

Oh, also - why does that dude sitting at the desk or table or whatever it is (lord knows what it is since - NO LABELZ)....where was I?

Oh - why does he have a growth in the shape of a shoe growing from his lower-right jaw? Is that something about "if we had affordable healthcare, this would be fixed", or "see, even gumming bureautards need health exchanges cause - malignant tumors in the shape of a shoe", or....??

I think some subtitles - in addition to moar labelz - would help.

Thank you.

[mr simple]

Why does his lip extend beyond his mouth?

[Will4Freedom]

I realize that this type of cartoon character is meant to exaggerate a persons features, but I think Bok went a little overboard.

For instance? what if Obama wore glasses? His ears are way down by his mouth. His eyes and nose are way above that, near the top of his forehead. He'd never be able wear glasses.

I suppose he could become a libertarian and wear a monocle, but that whole "Collectivist" thing keeps getting in the way.

[Rich]

I realize that this type of cartoon character is meant to exaggerate a persons features, but I think Bok went a little overboard.

I have to agree, Will. Beavis's lips are FUBAR.

[mad.casual]

For instance? what if Obama wore glasses? His ears are way down by his mouth. His eyes and nose are way above that, near the top of his forehead. He'd never be able wear glasses.

I agree. It's passing away from caricature and into a sort of Dali-ism, without the quality or depth.

[waffles]

It's racism, pure, naked racism.

[invisible furry hand]

"Sweetie"? Microaggression!

[Atanarjuat]

Don't say I never gave you nothin'? He gave the the opportunity to sign up for health insurance, or get a large fine.

[wareagle]

and he didn't give her anything. He and govt were just the middle man in taking from us to give to her.

[Swiss Servator, K?se, K?se!]

"For your convenience, this Shared Responsibility Payment is avolitional"

[Brett L]

But then he generously waved the fine. Maybe. Unless the IRS decides that's not really what he said.

[The Late P Brooks]

I don't get it.

[pmains]

Judging from the sign, the clinic is offering sex changes or is some sort of needle exchange? And I guess the president shared an STD with that street walker. Well, good job, Misseur Boo. Another triumph.

[pmains]

I swear that said Bok prior to the autocorrect.

[Swiss Servator, K?se, K?se!]

I thought that was some sort of clever play on Bok's ability to draw BOOOOOOOOs.

[GILMORE]

I don't get it.

Also the bird on the right has a pregnant ass.