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Civil Liberties

Spicy Name for Spicy Korean Food Truck Gets Cock-Blocked!

Nick Gillespie | 3.5.2014 12:24 PM

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According to Fox29 down Texas way, Port San Antonio "a public entity which has more than 12,000 employees at the former Kelly Air Force Base, has banned a spicy Korean food truck because of its name."

The name in question? CockAsian. The truck serves spicy fried chicken, bibimbap, "spicy fried tofu with sexy sauce" (blech), and more.

"We thought the name could be offensive to others," said Port San Antonio spokesman Paco Fellici….

"I am surprised. I thought it would get a little bit of cajoling, but nothing like this," said Cockasian food truck owner Candie Yoder.

Apparently, someone at Port San Antonio googled the truck looking for a menu and instead found the Urban Dictionary's definition of cockasian. To which I can only say it's a good thing the easily offended official didn't do an image search by mistake.

More here.

The good news? Yoder says the controversy has helped grow her business big time.

At the truck's Facebook page, Yoder is a bit more reflective, writing

It makes me sad that the spoken and written word are the most censored forms of art. CockAsian to us is word that has boundless meanings none of which are sexual or a racial slur. If any of you has any contacts at the Port you might want to let them know that you would like to see us there and I would be more than happy to discuss the basis for our name with them.

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  1. Notorious G.K.C.   12 years ago

    Another yellow fever victim, Mr. President!

  2. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

    CockAsian to us is word that has boundless meanings none of which are sexual or a racial slur

    Just own it, lady. It's obviously both sexual and racial.

    1. EDG reppin' LBC   12 years ago

      Almost as offensive as MeSoHungry?

      1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   12 years ago

        I've said it before and I'll say it again:
        There aren't nearly enough food posts around here.

    2. Brett L   12 years ago

      "You make one hell of a cockasian, Jackie."

    3. darius404   12 years ago

      Yes, but not a racial slur.

    4. SForza   12 years ago

      Could she change the name to Long Truk Dong?

      1. Ska   12 years ago

        Phuc U Dong

    5. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

      One of my local ph? places is Ph? Kim. Is Kim even a Vietnamese name?

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder   12 years ago

        Pho King

        1. Loki   12 years ago

          Pho King T-shirts.

          It would be awesome if some of the various Pho King restaurants (I think you can find at least one in any major city) started selling t-shirts as a side business.

      2. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

        If I remember correctly "kim" is cognate to the Chinese "jin", which means "gold".

        1. prolefeed   12 years ago

          That was in the top google search for this topic.

      3. prolefeed   12 years ago

        Is Kim even a Vietnamese name?

        Yes, as even five seconds of googling would show.

        Or, in my case, having a Vietnamese GF.

        1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   12 years ago

          I think of Korean when I hear the surname "Kim". Or, my white doctor, for some reason.

    6. Mickey Rat   12 years ago

      I'm thinking she does not understand what "boundless" means, otherwise she would not have put it that way.

  3. EDG reppin' LBC   12 years ago

    Yay! A food truck thread! Circumcision is the best. Picard is better than Kirk. Deep dish is the best pizza. Free abortions on demand.

    1. Hugh Akston   12 years ago

      I don't think Tulpa will show up this time to argue that food trucks are culinary terrorists.

      1. Episiarch   12 years ago

        What are you talking about? I just saw shriek in another thread. He'll be around shortly.

      2. Snark Plissken   12 years ago

        A Tulpa by any other name parks just as perpendicular.

        1. Dances-with-Trolls   12 years ago

          So is it back to the Unified Troll Theory for now?

          1. Episiarch   12 years ago

            Unified or Limited. The Disparate Theory is on the outs.

            1. Zeb   12 years ago

              Unless Tulpa is a lot more clever than he lets on, I have my doubts on that theory. Tulpa's known alternate personalities are still pretty Tulpa-ish.

  4. Jeff P.   12 years ago

    Residents in the neighboring town of Bumfuck still await the franchise...

    1. Mainer2   12 years ago

      Pretty sure Bumfuck is in Egypt.

  5. Episiarch   12 years ago

    That's a-spicy cock-and-balls!

  6. Death Rock and Skull   12 years ago

    Isn't this pretty much like the Supreme Court's recognition of the natural right to have your bumper sticker say whatever the fuck you want it to say?

    1. Jarl ? the booty   12 years ago

      COMMERCIAL SPEECH!!!!111!!!!!1!!!!!1!

  7. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

    Might I suggest Coctostan as an alternative? It's Scotch/Romanian, but fitting nonetheless.

    1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

      +1 copy of Fletch

      1. Episiarch   12 years ago

        You know, what tipped it for me was something your wife said while we were in bed together.

        1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

          You using the whole fist, Doc?

        2. EDG reppin' LBC   12 years ago

          Just watched this yesterday on Netflix. It stars a young "Ted Underhill".

          1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

            Waiter: Excuse me, Se?or. You are a member of the club?
            Fletch: No, I'm not, I'm with the Underhills.
            Waiter: They already left, Se?or.
            Fletch: It's all right, they'll be back. He went out for his urinalysis.
            Waiter: Would you like some drinks, Se?or, while you wait? I will put it on the Underhills' bill.
            Fletch: Yes, very good. I'll have a Bloody Mary and a steak sandwich and. . .a steak sandwich, please.

            1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

              Receptionist: May I help you Dr...?
              Fletch: Oh, it's me, Dr. Rosenpenis. I'm just here to check out Alan Stanwyk's file.
              Receptionist: Dr. who?
              Fletch: Dr. Rosenrosen, I'm here to get to the records room.
              Receptionist: What was that name again?
              Fletch: It's Dr. Rosen, I want to check the records room.
              Receptionist: Dr. who?
              Fletch: Dr. Rosen. Where's the records room?

              1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

                Does this proposition entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep?

    2. EDG reppin' LBC   12 years ago

      That's an odd combination.

      1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

        Yeah, well, so were Yoder's parents.

  8. Steve G   12 years ago

    the controversy has helped grow her business big time long time

    FTFY

  9. sloopyinca   12 years ago

    What a chickenshit ruling.

  10. sloopyinca   12 years ago

    The city didn't want them to be confused for the rolling massage parlor "Cock Hungry Asians".

    1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

      Why do you oppose gay and/or slut foodtrucks?

      1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

        Hey, I'm in full support of rolling massage parlors.

        Anything to cut in on the Chinese table "massage" guys haranguing me every time I go to the mall.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder   12 years ago

          You got to the mall? 1986 called dude.

          1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

            Yeah, I go to the mall. Chess King's website sucks.

            1. EDG reppin' LBC   12 years ago

              Also, Orange Julius and Hot Sam don't deliver.

            2. Scruffy Nerfherder   12 years ago

              I took you for a Merry-Go-Round type.

              1. EDG reppin' LBC   12 years ago

                Merry Go Round bought out Chess King. And filed for Chapter 11 shortly thereafter.

                1. Scruffy Nerfherder   12 years ago

                  I miss my parachute pants

                  1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

                    On that note, I recorder Breakin' overnight and will be watching (and perhaps liveblogging for accuracy) tonight.

                    1. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

                      Ice-T in ski goggles? Hell yes!

                2. sloopyinca   12 years ago

                  Don't engage him, Evan. The fucking guy probably thinks Men's Warehouse is a better place to buy a suit than J Riggins was.

                  1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

                    John Riggins sell suits? I'd totally buy one of those. Loosen up, Sandy, baby.

                  2. Scruffy Nerfherder   12 years ago

                    My best clothes are all pink and green.

                    1. EDG reppin' LBC   12 years ago

                      I do want that madras blazer.

                    2. sloopyinca   12 years ago

                      Wow, man. Thanks for that link. Seriously.

                    3. Pl?ya Manhattan.   12 years ago

                      That could really spice up brunch.

  11. Snark Plissken   12 years ago

    "I am surprised. I thought it would get a little bit of cajoling, but nothing like this," said Cockasian food truck owner Candie Yoder.

    Yoder doesn't sound remotely Korean. I'm sensing some cultural appropriation here. She probably belly dances also.

    1. Jarl ? the booty   12 years ago

      http://www.linkedin.com/pub/candie-yoder/31/b72/19

      1. Snark Plissken   12 years ago

        A Korean inspired food truck

        I can't believe that's even legal. They should have to at least pay royalties to both Koreas. Why is IP law so far behind the curve?

        1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

          It's identity theft! Theft of a cultural identity!

          1. Snark Plissken   12 years ago

            Commercial theft of cultural identity, that's like normal theft times a googol.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder   12 years ago

      Yoder is usually a Mennonite name.

      1. Almanian!   12 years ago

        Yoder macaroni and potato salad. Mmmmm...

      2. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

        I thought it was some old Jedi master's name.

        1. UnCivilServant   12 years ago

          No, that's Yodel

  12. The Late P Brooks   12 years ago

    Fucking cockmotarians.

  13. MiloMinderbinder   12 years ago

    Isn't this just a logical result of workplace harassment and hostile atmosphere litigation?

    All it takes is for one faint-hearted (or greedy) employee to see the name and call a local trial attorney.

  14. AdamJ   12 years ago

    It's no "Wok Out With Your Cock out."

    1. SForza   12 years ago

      "Wok The Dog" would be fairly awesome.

      1. Almanian!   12 years ago

        Especially if they served dog.

        "Git yer hot dogs! Right here! Git 'em hot!"

        1. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

          Why is it still illegal to eat dog in 2014?

          1. Zeb   12 years ago

            Is it illegal to eat your own dog, or just to offer it for sale as food?

      2. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

        Only if they served dishes with "earth lamb".

  15. Almanian!   12 years ago

    So I suppose a BBQ beef truck called "Me So Horny" is right out?

    Guess this puts the whole cocked up mess in a cocked hat, eh wot!?

    COCK!

  16. sloopyinca   12 years ago

    The story would have been better if the lady's name was Kim Lee.

    1. Almanian!   12 years ago

      "My name Mi Phuk Yu....what your name, GI?"

  17. GILMORE   12 years ago

    "cockasian."

    To be fair, it was a small truck.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder   12 years ago

      He'll be here all week folks.

    2. Mainer2   12 years ago

      and badly driven

  18. Raston Bot   12 years ago

    I'm going to post some public comments from the food truck advisory group:

    What we have is new land. You are adding new competition. We need a level playing field (pays $7,000 in each tax category and expects food truck vendors to do the same). If you have food trucks, there should be rent or bids that are sold, SUP, off street parking requirements, litter control ? all of the requirements brick and mortars have.

    Judging by the restaurants, food trucks ride a pale horse. Good riddance.

    Food trucks hurt business. Her husband used to eat in restaurants because he does not like fast food. Now he eats at food trucks in Rosslyn. Again, food trucks are ok for special events in Old Town. The cost of operating a restaurant is high. If there is a dead zone, City did poor planning if there is no restaurant.

    ^made me laugh

    1. Zeb   12 years ago

      Maybe the problem isn't the food trucks.

    2. ~Knarf Yenrab~   12 years ago

      Why stop with food trucks? Meals on Wheels hurts all sorts of takeout restaurants while decreasing aggregate demand.

  19. Raston Bot   12 years ago

    Have restaurants in four locations in Alexandria. Pays $7,000 - $8,000 in rent for each store. Food trucks will not be equal for small businesses. If you want to compete, lease a vacant space.

    Food trucks throw in stark relief the financial idiocy of opening a brick and mortar restaurant.

  20. Raston Bot   12 years ago

    Agree that food trucks may be good for captive market events. Not trying to stop anyone from starting a business. Special events are money makers for local restaurants. Should not allow food trucks at different price points.

    Seems like there's a contradiction tucked in there.

    1. UnCivilServant   12 years ago

      Their definition of "Captive market event" is a drug rave out in the sticks. What they're really saying is "I don't like competition"

  21. Kwix   12 years ago

    Alt-Text WIN!

  22. Invisible Finger   12 years ago

    COCK is in the Bible!

    1. Mainer2   12 years ago

      ...and we laughed.

  23. Stevo Darkly   12 years ago

    They should alter the menu a bit to spotlight Vietnamese noodles as well as spicy Korean BBQ, and rename the truck "Pho-Q."

  24. Pope Jimbo   12 years ago

    Maybe if the staff wasn't wearing this t-shirt, they might have been granted some wiggle room.

  25. db   12 years ago

    How did I miss this thread all day?

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