Spicy Name for Spicy Korean Food Truck Gets Cock-Blocked!
According to Fox29 down Texas way, Port San Antonio "a public entity which has more than 12,000 employees at the former Kelly Air Force Base, has banned a spicy Korean food truck because of its name."
The name in question? CockAsian. The truck serves spicy fried chicken, bibimbap, "spicy fried tofu with sexy sauce" (blech), and more.
"We thought the name could be offensive to others," said Port San Antonio spokesman Paco Fellici….
"I am surprised. I thought it would get a little bit of cajoling, but nothing like this," said Cockasian food truck owner Candie Yoder.
Apparently, someone at Port San Antonio googled the truck looking for a menu and instead found the Urban Dictionary's definition of cockasian. To which I can only say it's a good thing the easily offended official didn't do an image search by mistake.
The good news? Yoder says the controversy has helped grow her business big time.
At the truck's Facebook page, Yoder is a bit more reflective, writing
It makes me sad that the spoken and written word are the most censored forms of art. CockAsian to us is word that has boundless meanings none of which are sexual or a racial slur. If any of you has any contacts at the Port you might want to let them know that you would like to see us there and I would be more than happy to discuss the basis for our name with them.
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Another yellow fever victim, Mr. President!
Just own it, lady. It's obviously both sexual and racial.
Almost as offensive as MeSoHungry?
I've said it before and I'll say it again:
There aren't nearly enough food posts around here.
"You make one hell of a cockasian, Jackie."
Yes, but not a racial slur.
Could she change the name to Long Truk Dong?
Phuc U Dong
One of my local ph? places is Ph? Kim. Is Kim even a Vietnamese name?
Pho King
Pho King T-shirts.
It would be awesome if some of the various Pho King restaurants (I think you can find at least one in any major city) started selling t-shirts as a side business.
If I remember correctly "kim" is cognate to the Chinese "jin", which means "gold".
That was in the top google search for this topic.
Is Kim even a Vietnamese name?
Yes, as even five seconds of googling would show.
Or, in my case, having a Vietnamese GF.
I think of Korean when I hear the surname "Kim". Or, my white doctor, for some reason.
I'm thinking she does not understand what "boundless" means, otherwise she would not have put it that way.
Yay! A food truck thread! Circumcision is the best. Picard is better than Kirk. Deep dish is the best pizza. Free abortions on demand.
I don't think Tulpa will show up this time to argue that food trucks are culinary terrorists.
What are you talking about? I just saw shriek in another thread. He'll be around shortly.
A Tulpa by any other name parks just as perpendicular.
So is it back to the Unified Troll Theory for now?
Unified or Limited. The Disparate Theory is on the outs.
Unless Tulpa is a lot more clever than he lets on, I have my doubts on that theory. Tulpa's known alternate personalities are still pretty Tulpa-ish.
Residents in the neighboring town of Bumfuck still await the franchise...
Pretty sure Bumfuck is in Egypt.
That's a-spicy cock-and-balls!
Isn't this pretty much like the Supreme Court's recognition of the natural right to have your bumper sticker say whatever the fuck you want it to say?
COMMERCIAL SPEECH!!!!111!!!!!1!!!!!1!
Might I suggest Coctostan as an alternative? It's Scotch/Romanian, but fitting nonetheless.
+1 copy of Fletch
You know, what tipped it for me was something your wife said while we were in bed together.
You using the whole fist, Doc?
Just watched this yesterday on Netflix. It stars a young "Ted Underhill".
Waiter: Excuse me, Se?or. You are a member of the club?
Fletch: No, I'm not, I'm with the Underhills.
Waiter: They already left, Se?or.
Fletch: It's all right, they'll be back. He went out for his urinalysis.
Waiter: Would you like some drinks, Se?or, while you wait? I will put it on the Underhills' bill.
Fletch: Yes, very good. I'll have a Bloody Mary and a steak sandwich and. . .a steak sandwich, please.
Receptionist: May I help you Dr...?
Fletch: Oh, it's me, Dr. Rosenpenis. I'm just here to check out Alan Stanwyk's file.
Receptionist: Dr. who?
Fletch: Dr. Rosenrosen, I'm here to get to the records room.
Receptionist: What was that name again?
Fletch: It's Dr. Rosen, I want to check the records room.
Receptionist: Dr. who?
Fletch: Dr. Rosen. Where's the records room?
Does this proposition entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep?
That's an odd combination.
Yeah, well, so were Yoder's parents.
the controversy has helped grow her business big time long time
FTFY
What a chickenshit ruling.
The city didn't want them to be confused for the rolling massage parlor "Cock Hungry Asians".
Why do you oppose gay and/or slut foodtrucks?
Hey, I'm in full support of rolling massage parlors.
Anything to cut in on the Chinese table "massage" guys haranguing me every time I go to the mall.
You got to the mall? 1986 called dude.
Yeah, I go to the mall. Chess King's website sucks.
Also, Orange Julius and Hot Sam don't deliver.
I took you for a Merry-Go-Round type.
Merry Go Round bought out Chess King. And filed for Chapter 11 shortly thereafter.
I miss my parachute pants
On that note, I recorder Breakin' overnight and will be watching (and perhaps liveblogging for accuracy) tonight.
Ice-T in ski goggles? Hell yes!
Don't engage him, Evan. The fucking guy probably thinks Men's Warehouse is a better place to buy a suit than J Riggins was.
John Riggins sell suits? I'd totally buy one of those. Loosen up, Sandy, baby.
My best clothes are all pink and green.
I do want that madras blazer.
Wow, man. Thanks for that link. Seriously.
That could really spice up brunch.
Yoder doesn't sound remotely Korean. I'm sensing some cultural appropriation here. She probably belly dances also.
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/candie-yoder/31/b72/19
A Korean inspired food truck
I can't believe that's even legal. They should have to at least pay royalties to both Koreas. Why is IP law so far behind the curve?
It's identity theft! Theft of a cultural identity!
Commercial theft of cultural identity, that's like normal theft times a googol.
Yoder is usually a Mennonite name.
Yoder macaroni and potato salad. Mmmmm...
I thought it was some old Jedi master's name.
No, that's Yodel
Fucking cockmotarians.
Isn't this just a logical result of workplace harassment and hostile atmosphere litigation?
All it takes is for one faint-hearted (or greedy) employee to see the name and call a local trial attorney.
It's no "Wok Out With Your Cock out."
"Wok The Dog" would be fairly awesome.
Especially if they served dog.
"Git yer hot dogs! Right here! Git 'em hot!"
Why is it still illegal to eat dog in 2014?
Is it illegal to eat your own dog, or just to offer it for sale as food?
Only if they served dishes with "earth lamb".
So I suppose a BBQ beef truck called "Me So Horny" is right out?
Guess this puts the whole cocked up mess in a cocked hat, eh wot!?
COCK!
The story would have been better if the lady's name was Kim Lee.
"My name Mi Phuk Yu....what your name, GI?"
"cockasian."
To be fair, it was a small truck.
He'll be here all week folks.
and badly driven
I'm going to post some public comments from the food truck advisory group:
What we have is new land. You are adding new competition. We need a level playing field (pays $7,000 in each tax category and expects food truck vendors to do the same). If you have food trucks, there should be rent or bids that are sold, SUP, off street parking requirements, litter control ? all of the requirements brick and mortars have.
Judging by the restaurants, food trucks ride a pale horse. Good riddance.
Food trucks hurt business. Her husband used to eat in restaurants because he does not like fast food. Now he eats at food trucks in Rosslyn. Again, food trucks are ok for special events in Old Town. The cost of operating a restaurant is high. If there is a dead zone, City did poor planning if there is no restaurant.
^made me laugh
Maybe the problem isn't the food trucks.
Why stop with food trucks? Meals on Wheels hurts all sorts of takeout restaurants while decreasing aggregate demand.
Have restaurants in four locations in Alexandria. Pays $7,000 - $8,000 in rent for each store. Food trucks will not be equal for small businesses. If you want to compete, lease a vacant space.
Food trucks throw in stark relief the financial idiocy of opening a brick and mortar restaurant.
Agree that food trucks may be good for captive market events. Not trying to stop anyone from starting a business. Special events are money makers for local restaurants. Should not allow food trucks at different price points.
Seems like there's a contradiction tucked in there.
Their definition of "Captive market event" is a drug rave out in the sticks. What they're really saying is "I don't like competition"
Alt-Text WIN!
COCK is in the Bible!
...and we laughed.
They should alter the menu a bit to spotlight Vietnamese noodles as well as spicy Korean BBQ, and rename the truck "Pho-Q."
Maybe if the staff wasn't wearing this t-shirt, they might have been granted some wiggle room.
How did I miss this thread all day?