Friday Funnies: Stuck Debt Ceiling

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[Fist of Etiquette]

If only Capitol Hill was teeming over with pink slips like that.

[Pavlov's Cat]

By the time they get around to it, that's the only way they would be able to afford it.

[Almanian!]

I don't get it. Seriously. I don't.

#FirstWorldProblems

Happy Friday, you manky Reasonoid gits.

[WTF]

What is all the pink stuff inside the observatory? Where id the telescope?

NEEDZ MOAR LABELZ!!!11!!!

[Almanian!]

See? I thought it was a trash compactor or something.

I. DON'T. GET. IT.

i haz a sad....:(

[UnCivilServant]

That's okay, I'm still trying to figure out why Tom Baker is standing on the Debt half of the silo cover.

[invisible furry hand]

"I've never ever read a script. I really must read Macbeth, because I was in it once. I got a lot of laughs in that, I can tell you." - Tom Baker

[Loki]

"I don't read the script, script reads me."

[Pompey]

No no no silly buns, that is the Angel Moroni. I always knew Mormons were controlling Washington!

[WTF]

So the Mormons believe in an Italian angel?

[invisible furry hand]

he's the angel of special ed.

[Swiss Servator, mehr K?se!]

You...I mean...

*shakes head*

[SugarFree]

No, Smith was seeing how far he could push it until people realized it was a joke. I mean, the Angel Moron(i)? They really didn't (and still don't) get that?!?

But they lapped it up and Smith laughed all the way to the bank--a bank filled with money and underage poontang.

[WTF]

That's the best part-he was actually calling his marks morons to their faces and they still didn't get it.

[Swiss Servator, mehr K?se!]

+1

[Fist of Etiquette]

You know what causes penis captivus? When the glans swells up and splits open like we see here. And no, it's not great.

[John Galt]

Large pee hole phallic cartoon.

[invisible furry hand]

As wedding cakes go, this is about as bad as these ones

[WTF]

The beach cake looks like someone threw up on it.

[Rich]

Thanks, ifh! I started losing it at "Cake and Fruit Explosion".

[Loki]

The sad part is the cake isn't even the worst thing in that picture. That would have to go to the old man in the background wearing the multi-colored suit and the fez hat. I get the distinct feeling that guy's got a windowless van with a tear soaked air matress in the back.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Little known fact: Thomas Jefferson actually came up with the design for the retractable roof, although his intended application was to let out of a building the stink coming off all those sweaty wigs.

[WTF]

I thought it was to let out the stench of corruption.

[John Galt]

A bit of natural ventilation would've worked back then. Today high powered air moving machines would be required.

[Almanian!]

High powered air moving machines BUILT BY OUR CRONIES, UPON WHOM WE HAVE SHOWERED TAX AND REGULATORY INCENTIVES, would be required.

fixed

[Pavlov's Cat]

And a tank train load of Frebreze.

[The Hyperbole]

Where is Bok getting his news? Who talks about "splitting" "opening" or "retracting" the debt ceiling?

[UnCivilServant]

True. Shouldn't it be hanging from something - ie "suspended"?

[gaijin]

like a sex swing?

[Hillary's Clitdong]

What? I don't get it. I actually need labelz.

[Will4Freedom]

I'm with you there.

[Longtorso, Johnny]

But you're missing the important news: Johnny Football's hand size is just shy of 10 inches #NFLCombine

[Rich]

This is truly baffling.

It's *raise* the debt ceiling, not "open" or "split" or whatever Bok is trying to say.

[Will4Freedom]

I would have drawn a building bulging with I.O.U.s sticking out of windows, doors and cracks in the walls. Obama is trying to rip off the roof and Boehner is offering him a bigger crow bar.

[GILMORE]

I don't get it.

What's more: I don't want to get it.

[Jack Holby]

I'll chime in...I don't get it either.

Good new is, leaving work early to go drinking.

Happy Friday, Reasonoids!

[plusafdotcom]

What the Bok is he trying to say?!