Friday Funnies: Change the Subject Back to Obamacare

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[Fist of Etiquette]

Comedy Central’s sequel to Lil’ Bush.

[Fist of Etiquette]

At least it appears Obama and Snowden are getting along now. Jimmy Kimmel? Not so much.

[Fist of Etiquette]

In fairness to Obama, the Afghan strategy wasn’t his anymore than Obamacare was. The women in his life are setting him up to fail. (As women will do.)

[JW]

Step on a pop top?

[GILMORE]

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In fairness to Obama, the Afghan strategy wasn’t his anymore than Obamacare was.

Wait a second… are you suggesting that he just *borrowed* the idea of =
‘throw more troops at a quagmire and pray that it buys you enough time to distract the public with some other issue so that even if things continue to go completely to shit somewhere deep in the public memory hole there is a distant sensation that this guy (as opposed to the OTHER feckless leader) *did something*’…?

I think referring to ‘throw more troops at it’ as a *strategy* is also something of a disservice to the word.

Honestly, ‘Afghanistan’ and ‘strategy’ are not words you hear in the same sentence very often, and when you do, its almost always by someone who is very, very embarrassed.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Did Obama’s soul patch turn white?

[Loki]

Err… RACIST???

[gaijin]

Why is Obama asking Gabby Giffords to talk about anything? And why does she have razor stubble?

[invisible furry hand]

As a non-‘Murrican, I am so grateful for the explanation that the White House is, indeed, in the state of Washington and not Buttfuck County, Idaho, as I had previously thought

[UnCivilServant]

There is no State of Washington, just South BC.

[JW]

You dumb ass. That’s North Oregon.

[some guy]

You mean North Northern California?

[Snark Plissken]

Yes, it’s right next to the Space Needle or the Washington Monument as some people like to call it.

[UnCivilServant]

The spire of shame.

[UnCivilServant]

Why is Christie asking questions? Is he trying to deflect from his own media attentions?

[Ted S.]

NEEDZ MOAR LABELZ!

[RishJoMo]

lol thats pretty funny dude.

http://www.AnonGlobal.tk

[Swiss Servator, Befehl!]

Turing Test FAIL!

[Rich]

Perhaps this will make up for it.

[Swiss Servator, Befehl!]

Mmmm…. yes, that was spot on.

[Cdr Lytton]

Why is Nixon doing a minstrel show while talking to someone with tits where her eyes should be?

[Cdr Lytton]

And what is Jeff Greene doing in the panel? It looks like a bad episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

[Pompey]

Totally unrealistic. Why would a tapir be talking to a pedophile? And why is the tapir wearing a suit and humanoid?? This cartoon is very surreal.

[Floridian]

“To be honest with you Diane, I’m surprised.”

[Pompey]

Is there a rake inside the tapir. ??? This keeps getting weirder and weirder.

[Longtorso, Johnny]

Oh, God. I just realized YOU CAN’T SEE THEIR HANDS BEHIND THE PODIUM!! WHAT’S GOING ON BACK THERE?!?!?!?

And Bok sucks.

[Cdr Lytton]

Christie appears to be eating a corner of the flag. Doesn’t he get enough to eat?

[UnCivilServant]

Plenty, but he needs the fiber.

[SugarFree]

On a serious note… You know Christie must shit 9 or 10 times a day. He has his own private bathroom after a series of lawsuit filed by his staff.

[gaijin]

You know Christie must shit 9 or 10 times a day

um, if he did would he look like he does?

[Brian D]

That is some serious duckface from Chris Christie.

[creech]

For all we like to rag on Chip, do you all see what passes for editorial cartoons in the mainstream rags? Case in point, the entirely obtuse and unfunny crap that Signe Wilkinson does for the
Phila. Inky.

[BakedPenguin]

I agree – Payne and Bok are probably mid pack. However, if you ever read Ramirez in IBD, you get a sense of what’s possible.

[Suthenboy]

Just heard on the radio;

Fruit of the Loom is permanently laying off 150 of 260 employees in Vidalia, La. No explanation given. I am guessing obamacare. That is a disaster for a town like that.

[Longtorso, Johnny]

Once Warty started going commando, their sales dropped 25%.

[invisible furry hand]

When the official Warty merchandise line is launched, I hope there’s a t-shirt saying “Ain’t no pants can hold me down”

[SugarFree]

The look… the touch… the feel… of WARTY!

[invisible furry hand]

What, no smell of Warty? Celebrity perfumes are where the cash is.

[Swiss Servator, Befehl!]

ifh, the user has to live for the product to sell.

[Snark Plissken]

Sounds like a looming crisis for their economy.

[Suthenboy]

No shit. An already poor town with ~4200 people. That is probably half the people in town with jobs. They will all go on welfare and the towns tax revenue will plummet. The domino effect will kill half the other businesses….it will turn into a wasteland.

Ironically most of those losing their jobs are probably black Obama supporters.

[Snark Plissken]

If it’s Obamacare, I’m surprised they didn’t manage to get an exemption. Could just be wear and tear of a lousy economy in general.

[a better weapon]

I would certainly hope underwear would be the last thing people skimp on or go without replacing

*shudders*

[Swiss Servator, Befehl!]

I saw what you did there….

[UnCivilServant]

I weft at the way regulations have warped the incentives.

[Banjos]

This will tear the fabric of that community apart.

[Rich]

If they eliminated jobs due to Democratcare, it was done for a good gauze.

[Swiss Servator, Befehl!]

You all make me shudder. I am filled with the desire to disown you all…..but only due to jealousy that I didn’t get any of these puns out first.

[gaijin]

Sounds like a looming crisis for their economy.
That’s one way to spin it

[Will Nonya]

Too bad they’re not getting to enjoy the fruit of their labor?

[Banjos]

Good morning, East Coast Reasonoids and weirdos who naturally wake up at ungodly hours.

[invisible furry hand]

Good morning Banjos!

[Rich]

Speaking of ungodly hours … 😉

[invisible furry hand]

I am insomnia’s gift to you

[Rich]

And I to you, ifh.

Have a nice, um, day!!

[SugarFree]

All hours belong to God, heathen. Even 13 o’clock, the two hours a day he spends ashamed of creating Warty.

[Swiss Servator, Befehl!]

Ashamed? Warty is a test for the faithful. Kind of a trial by ordeal.

[SugarFree]

Warty is the burrito God made that is too large for even Him to eat.

[Swiss Servator, Befehl!]

Whoa… I think I need to contemplate that one for a while. Tonight. After a bottle of shiraz.

Thanks for that.

[Rich]

Obviously a shameless plug for the forthcoming Mr. Peabody & Sherman film.

[Banjos]

Why is [insert someone not intended be drawn in the cartoon] talking to [insert someone else not intended to be drawn in the cartoon] and why are they [insert something not intended to be drawn in cartoon]?

[Pompey]

Niche Mad Libs!

[Banjos]

Baby Liberty finally fell back to sleep. I hopefully I will get another hour of sleep before I have to wake up to take sloopy’s daughter to the DMV. It will be a fucking miracle if we get out of there in less than 4 hours. There are days I badly wished I had a regular job like you lucky bastards.

[Rich]

DMV, eh?

Make sure you are in the right line, no matter how poorly it is marked.

Good luck!

[John Galt]

Are you Sloopy’s kid’s nanny?

[DesigNate]

Thank God I have 14 years before I have to do that 😛

[H. Rearden]

Who does Bok’s lettering? Whoever it is deserves every cent he’s paid, probably more. He makes Bok’s artwork nearly legible. More labels, fine calligrapher, more labels!

[Lord Humungus]

I first thought that the red, white, and blue was project vomit spewing from the reporter’s mouth. Oh, it’s a flag.

[Tim]

Junior Jumble would be an improvement.

[Swiss Servator, Befehl!]

Sage is slacking off again, so here you go….

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[John Galt]

Why’s Bill Gates behind the presidential podium?

[GILMORE]

I don’t get it

[Almanian!]

I don’t get it, either. Also, fried chicken.

Happy Friday, Reasonoids.

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[MichalaMatanzagyn]

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[MichalaMatanzagyn]

my co-worker’s aunt makes 67 dollars/hr on the internet. She has been out of a job for 9 months but last month her pay check was 18639 dollars just working on the internet for a few hours. browse this site

???????? http://www.tec30.com