Egyptian authorities are investigating absurd charges that a Vodafone commercial featuring a felt puppet contains coded terrorist messages:
Appearing on a television show on Tahrir channel on Tuesday after the prosecution referred the case for investigation, [activist Ahmed Spider] dissects the ad, deducing terrorist plots in almost every word and shot of the humorous commercial.
First, Spider says that the opening scene, which shows a cactus plant with Christmas decorations, is an implicit threat.
Spider says that using the spiny cactus instead of the Christmas tree is a threat of violence, symbolized by a Christmas ball on the cactus, which he says looks like a bomb. He adds that the fact that the cactus has four branches similar to the four-finger salute taken up by Muslim Brotherhood supporters, means that the Muslim Brotherhood are behind the message.
Spider proceeds to crack the code of the remainder of the conversation, interpreting Christmas turkeys and the search for the old phone line as evidence of terrorist attacks and the work of secret agents and foreign intelligence.
He interprets [the puppet] Abla Fahita'' mention of her friend "Mama Toutou" to be a coded reference to the Muslim Brotherhood. When Fahita retells Mama Toutou's ordeal of her set of artificial teeth freezing from the cold, he says that this is a reference to the freezing of the Muslim Brotherhood's assets.
The Web is filled with this sort of dubious deconstruction -- claims that a Batman movie includes veiled references to the coming Sandy Hook and Aurora massacres, or that Lady Gaga videos are filled with signs of Illuminati mind control. But Mr. Spider, whose past glories include accusing the Freemasons of being behind the demonstrations at Tahrir Square, managed to inspire an official inquiry, complete with a representative of the company coming to court to answer the charges.
I wish I could report that America's authorities would never dabble in this sort of paranoid reading of popular culture. Alas, I know better than that.
Elsewhere in Reason: The Al Qaeda ties of Sesame Street's Bert.
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I was as disappointed to find out that he wasn't a half-human, half-arachnid child of Lolth, as I was in finding out that Dr. Dre doesn't currently possess a terminal degree.
Spider says that using the spiny cactus instead of the Christmas tree is a threat of violence, symbolized by a Christmas ball on the cactus, which he says looks like a bomb.
Wow - where did you come across that Ga-Ga mind control link? That place is straight-up bizarro world. It comes off like a parody of a parody. But they are deadly serious.
How you can say the puppet menace is absurd while running a picture of bin Laden with Evil Bert is beyond me.
Still not the craziest conspiracy theory in Egypt.
"How'd this shark get here in the ocean? Must be the Mossad."
I hate to break it to the Egyptians, but if the Israelis can control sharks, you lose, buddy.
Those silly Egyptians, don't they realize if it was an Isreali plot the shark would have had a freakin' laser attached to its head?
There's actually a guy named Ahmed Spider? This whole thing comes off like an early April Fools joke.
Isn't that the guy who got shot in the foot in Goodfellas?
No you idiot, he's the main character of Transmetropolitan.
That's fiction, silly.
It's his "rap name".
I was as disappointed to find out that he wasn't a half-human, half-arachnid child of Lolth, as I was in finding out that Dr. Dre doesn't currently possess a terminal degree.
Faisil: They call him the Sand Spider.
Spencer Trilby: Why?
Faisil: Probably because it sounds scary.
"Egyptian authorities are investigating absurd charges that a Vodafone commercial featuring a felt puppet contains coded terrorist messages"
Only if you record it and play it backwards!
I bet Paul isn't in the commercial either.
I have a feeling the NSA's Sesame Street watching budget is about to jump.
They must never find out about Miss Piggy.
I'll believe there are secret puppet messages out there when someone makes a movie with puppets having sex....
Here you go...
(Yes, marionettes are a kind of puppet)
This was supposed to be in reply to Almanian!
Wait, does anyone think that those getting a Masters in Puppetry is anything other than a left wing loon?
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Y'all are probably too young to remember Wilson Bryan Key. But he's apparently live and well and living in Egypt.
Wow - where did you come across that Ga-Ga mind control link? That place is straight-up bizarro world. It comes off like a parody of a parody. But they are deadly serious.
Almost as nutty as the Huff-po commentariate.
Holy crap there are over a thousand comments... They are bound to get to the bottom of this thing eventually!