Brickbat: Getting into the Holiday Spirit

Officials in Milan, Italy, ordered the operator of a sex toy firm to remove the vibrators she'd used to decorate a Christmas tree in the heart of the city.

Comments

[Fist of Etiquette]

Marital aids aren't in the Christmas spirit. Everyone knows Santa don't need no help satisfying the Mrs.

Ding dong merrily on high indeed!

[PM]

Everyone knows Santa don't need no help satisfying the Mrs.

True, but then Santa only comes once a year...

[Generic Stranger]

Santa Claus is no longer cumming to town.

[invisible furry hand]

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
a dildo in a fir tree

[EDG reppin' LBC]

Fur pie

[RishJoMo]

Well now, OK that makes a LOT of sense dude.

http://www.PrivaWeb.tk

[H. ReardEn]

Is this a 'News of the Weird' posting or am I supposed to be outraged by this abuse of governmental power?

[some guy]

Can't it be both?

[H. ReardEn]

My outrage meter is pegged at 0.

[JD the elder]

Eh, I just like it as ammunition against those Europeans who are always telling us how backwards and puritanical Americans are.

[Ted S.]

I've posted this several times before, but it's relevant here too, I think:

For the woman who has everything

[Rich]

"Oh, Honey, you *shouldn't* have!"

[PM]

"No, you really shouldn't have"

[Rich]

the Christmas season 'qualifying as a holiday for children and families, requires sobriety in urban decorations'

But, out in the countryside, anything goes.

[Swiss Servator, Alps avast!]

Must be one of Epi's relatives.