Brickbat: Getting into the Holiday Spirit

Charles Oliver | 12.19.2013 6:00 AM

Officials in Milan, Italy, ordered the operator of a sex toy firm to remove the vibrators she'd used to decorate a Christmas tree in the heart of the city.

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Fist of Etiquette 11 years ago

Marital aids aren't in the Christmas spirit. Everyone knows Santa don't need no help satisfying the Mrs.

Ding dong merrily on high indeed!
1. PM 11 years ago
  
  Everyone knows Santa don't need no help satisfying the Mrs.
  
  True, but then Santa only comes once a year...
Generic Stranger 11 years ago

Santa Claus is no longer cumming to town.
invisible furry hand 11 years ago

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
a dildo in a fir tree
1. EDG reppin' LBC 11 years ago
  
  Fur pie
RishJoMo 11 years ago

Well now, OK that makes a LOT of sense dude.

http://www.PrivaWeb.tk
H. ReardEn 11 years ago

Is this a 'News of the Weird' posting or am I supposed to be outraged by this abuse of governmental power?
1. some guy 11 years ago
  
  Can't it be both?
  1. H. ReardEn 11 years ago
    
    My outrage meter is pegged at 0.
2. JD the elder 11 years ago
  
  Eh, I just like it as ammunition against those Europeans who are always telling us how backwards and puritanical Americans are.
Ted S. 11 years ago

I've posted this several times before, but it's relevant here too, I think:

For the woman who has everything
1. Rich 11 years ago
  
  "Oh, Honey, you *shouldn't* have!"
  1. PM 11 years ago
    
    "No, you really shouldn't have"
Rich 11 years ago

the Christmas season 'qualifying as a holiday for children and families, requires sobriety in urban decorations'

But, out in the countryside, anything goes.
Swiss Servator, Alps avast! 11 years ago

Must be one of Epi's relatives.

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