Brickbat: That Takes Balls

Charles Oliver | 12.18.2013 6:00 AM

New Zealand officials have destroyed two kilograms of rooster testicles seized from a man at Auckland International Airport. The man planned to eat them, but officials said they could spread disease.

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Plopper 12 years ago

Nooo! Those delicious rooster balls!
Generic Stranger 12 years ago

You gotta keep your eyes on the balls. Eyes. Balls. Eyeballs. I almost had a gag, son. Joke that is.
1. Plopper 12 years ago
  
  I could hear his voice in my head as I read your comment.
  1. Swiss Servator, Alps avast! 12 years ago
    
    Me too. And I rather liked that.
2. wareagle 12 years ago
  
  balls, I say balls.
Zombie Jimbo 12 years ago

I saay. That man was about a sharp as a sack of oatmeal.
SugarFree 12 years ago

"This is delicious! What's in it?"

"I'll tell you in a minute. Have some more."
1. Terr 12 years ago
  
  I'd call them yard oysters.
  1. SugarFree 12 years ago
    
    Some asshole will just say that they taste like chicken.
Count Negroni 12 years ago

Back the truck up, there's a sale on Bitcoins.

Down 62% from all-time-high. April crash ended up down 82% from then all-time-high.
1. db 12 years ago
  
  Note to bitcoin millionaires: don't buy that Ferrari until the check from Mt Gox clears into your gold ETF account.
New Cassandra 12 years ago

Mt Gox are theiving assholes. I withdrew $1,000 from my account 6 weeks ago and have still not got the funds in my bank. "Support" emails are just ignored.
H. ReardEn 12 years ago

Get you disease spreading testicles from a menagerie of animals here. Yak testicles! Yum!
Bee Tagger 12 years ago

If a court rules that they have to give the cock's balls back to him, I hope he serves it to them at dawn so they can eat crow.
pan fried wylie 12 years ago

Cock Blocked!

officials said they could spread disease

Is Chicken AIDS destroyed by cooking?
Rich 12 years ago

two kilograms of rooster testicles

Nice band name.
Rich 12 years ago

"connoisseurs like them barely cooked so there's still some liquid inside so that you feel the liquid squirt into your mouth when you bite down on it"

The more you know ....
angus 12 years ago

Protectionism at its worse, why are we denied succulent Vietnamese chicken nuts? Local suppliers provide only dessicated dry balls, what do they expect?

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