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Healthcare.gov Incorrectly Signs People Up for Medicaid, Snowden Addresses the European Parliament, Bob Filner Sentenced to Home Confinement: P.M. Links

J.D. Tuccille | 12.9.2013 4:30 PM

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    Another glitch in Healthcare.gov: It's routing applicants to Medicaid, even when they're not qualified for that program, and threatening to leave them without any coverage at all.

  • Edward Snowden will give evidence about spying to the European Parliament, despite much huffing and puffing by British Conservatives.
  • Former San Diego Mayor and serial-groper Bob Filner was sentenced to 90 days of home confinement—including his entire apartment complex—and $1,500 in fines for charges including felony false imprisonment and misdemeanor battery. Stay away from the pool, folks.
  • Iran's foreign minister says the long-awaited nuclear deal hammered out in Geneva is off the table if the U.S. imposes new sanctions.
  • An FBI probe into jail misconduct led to the arrest of at least three Los Angeles County sheriff's officials so far, with more busts expected.
  • Bitcoin—it's not just for cyberanarchists, any more. The virtual currency is gaining an increasingly mainstream following. Not that there's anything wrong with cyberanarchists.
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  1. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    It's routing applicants to Medicaid, even when they're not qualified for that program, and threatening to leave them without any coverage at all.

    Even Stephen. What's the problem?

    1. PapayaSF   12 years ago

      Obamacare is just the gift that keeps on giving for us anti-big government types. Despite the cheerleading of fools like Krugman and our own dear Mr. Buttplug, I just don't see how this mess can possibly survive the next few years. As someone said somewhere, once the employer mandate starts to kick in next year and millions more (possibly tens of millions more) people start getting their plans changed or canceled, they'll be hunting Democrat politicians with dogs.

      Untangling the whole mess will be difficult, but my idea is to use some of the money earmarked for Ocare to "grandfather in" the few people benefitting from their shiny new subsidized policies, but tear everything else down in a "big bang" of deregulation, aimed at making health care less expensive. Think Ludwig Erhard, 1948.

  2. Enough About Palin   12 years ago

    New, Improved Obamacare Program Released on 35 Floppy Disks

    1. font_of_stupidity   12 years ago

      +1 (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail?

      1. Sevo   12 years ago

        Ctrl Alt Del

        1. gaijin   12 years ago

          a\: del

          1. Almanian!   12 years ago

            *pulls plug from wall*

            1. Raven Nation   12 years ago

              Rejecting technology will not help your recently announced presidential aspirations.

              1. Almanian!   12 years ago

                But I have the Luddite vote SEWN UP!

                1. Raven Nation   12 years ago

                  Hmm, interesting strategy.

    2. db   12 years ago

      10 PRINT "WELCOME TO OBAMACARE"
      20 REM BEST 1337 PROG JOB EVER
      30 INPUT "NAME: " ,n$
      40 PRINT "HELLO, " n$ ", " OBAMACARE IS SO AWESOME WERE TO BUSY. COME BACK LATER OK?"
      50 GOTO 10

      1. Bobarian   12 years ago

        Needs more COBOL

        1. db   12 years ago

          That's actually the core code. The glue between the BASIC core and the web app is in COBOL.

          1. Brett L   12 years ago

            Oh my lord. My brain tried to crawl out the bottom of my skull at that thought.

    3. CE   12 years ago

      In FORTRAN, no doubt.

  3. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Catch Reason's own Matt Welch on The Independents, a new roundtable discussion TV program emphasizing economic and civil liberties.

    Make sure to borrow Stossel's giant novelty scissors for maximum visual impact.

    1. Certified Public Asskicker   12 years ago

      And lots of boxes to push over.

    2. Austrian Anarchy   12 years ago

      I declare...

  4. The Rt. Hon. Serious Man, Visc   12 years ago

    Catch Reason's own Matt Welch on The Independents, a new roundtable discussion TV program emphasizing economic and civil liberties. It's hosted by Reason.tv's Lisa Kennedy Montgomery (Kennedy), also features Kmele Foster, and debuts tonight on FOX Business Network at 9pm ET.

    Will there be top hats and monocles?

    1. Root Boy   12 years ago

      Aren't they more like what you call cosmos?

      I watched the lead in video link and didn't see any hats, but lots of hipster glasses.

      1. CE   12 years ago

        Jackets and cocktails.

        1. Austrian Anarchy   12 years ago

          Which size martini glasses will be on their desk?

  5. Brett L   12 years ago

    So that's Filner's official picture and nobody knew he was a groper?

    1. playa manhattan   12 years ago

      I'm pretty sure he moved into his apartment building for groping purposes.

    2. Sevo   12 years ago

      Agreed. That mug shot is one sleazy-looking individual.

    3. Loki   12 years ago

      I would have assumed pedophile before I would have guessed serial groper.

    4. Zeb   12 years ago

      Never trust a man whose mouth is wider than his eyes.

    5. wareagle   12 years ago

      it the Joker before the accident.

    6. Andrew S.   12 years ago

      That picture is terrifying. It's going to give me nightmares.

      1. PapayaSF   12 years ago

        Yeah, talk about reptilians in human form. Paging David Icke!

        1. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

          in human form

          I think you're stretching the term "human form" slightly too far.

          1. Brett L   12 years ago

            I do think the V lizard people did a better job.

    7. Alton Knutson   12 years ago

      I just showed the picture to all my kids with the admonishment: "If you ever see a guy with a smile like this, get away."

      1. Entropy Void   12 years ago

        Stitch!

        Paging Lilo!

  6. Caleb Turberville   12 years ago

    http://dailycaller.com/2013/12.....th-n-word/

    So, is "Obamacare" the new, edgy, urban slang that the kids are using?

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder   12 years ago

      Doesn't BO refer to it as Obamacare himself?

      1. wareagle   12 years ago

        but it's okay when he does it.

        /prog pedant

      2. itsnotmeitsyou   12 years ago

        http://www.washingtonpost.com/....._blog.html

        1. Caleb Turberville   12 years ago

          How come it's okay for "them" to use it but not us?

          1. wareagle   12 years ago

            same claim that is used to justify use of the n-word...."they" can use it but "we" can't. You were expecting something rational?

      3. CE   12 years ago

        RomneyCare 2.0?

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder   12 years ago

      Doesn't BO refer to it as Obamacare himself?

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder   12 years ago

        DAMN YOU SQUIRRELS

    3. The Rt. Hon. Serious Man, Visc   12 years ago

      MSNBC is a lunatic asylum. At least Fox has the Judge, Stossel, and now Kennedy and Company.

      1. Certified Public Asskicker   12 years ago

        "I mean, what do you call the president who rescues the U.S. auto industry?" she said sarcastically. "Obamacare! What do you call the president who finally eliminates Osama bin Laden? Obamacare! What do you call the president who ends don't ask don't tell? Say it with me: Obamacare!"

        But, Fox News is Faux News!

        1. Root Boy   12 years ago

          Funniest version of this lefty meme to me was when socialist became a racial slur and someone (maybe on this very board) wrote:

          "Socialist, please"

          I snorted coffee

      2. Juice   12 years ago

        That's Fox BUSINESS.

    4. Warty   12 years ago

      I sometimes see dipshits with "Obama DOES care" bumper stickers on their Priuses. (Prii?) No comment, just observing.

      1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

        Priora.

      2. Almanian!   12 years ago

        Pussius

      3. mad libertarian guy   12 years ago

        It's the Latin for "Idiot Inside."

        1. Bobarian   12 years ago

          I thought it was greek for the guy with the constant erection?

          1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

            You're thinking about the Toyota Priapus, which is the turbo-charged Prius coming out next year.

    5. Andrew S.   12 years ago

      I've been convinced for a while that woman is mentally ill (ever since the "Your children don't belong to you" incident). This only furthers that belief.

      It's funny how many of my liberal friends who continually make "Faux News" jokes think MSNBC is just peachy. (Not like I enjoy anything on FOX News except for Stossel/Judge Nap/The Independents, but MSNBC somehow manages to be worse)

      1. AuH20   12 years ago

        There argument is that while Chris Matthews and Lawrence whatshisface are bad, Maddow and Melissa Harris-Perry completely redeem MSNBC and put it leagues ahead of Fox.

        Seriously, I've seen the argument made on Gawker, during the Martin Bashir thing.

    6. Suthenboy   12 years ago

      Harris-Perry. Does anyone listen to that retard's affected screechings? It seems every single thing out of her mouth is something something racist racist something.

      I guess all four MSNBC viewers do.

      1. Mad Scientist   12 years ago

        I think you meant, "thomething thomething rathitht rathitht thomething."

      2. Andrew S.   12 years ago

        It's down to 3, actually. Martin Bashir's mom stopped watching after he quit.

      3. Almanian!   12 years ago

        I've noted before - if there were a "Journolisp", Harrith-Perry would be on it...

      4. Raven Nation   12 years ago

        Lord, I know. I subscribe to ReasonTV via iTunes & have it set to auto download. But, when I see that it's a Reason person on an MSNBC show, I have to think twice/three times before watching. When they're on with MH-P, I've taken to deleting them unwatched.

      5. Calvin Coolidge   12 years ago

        She really does come across as "special". You know how drunk people who want to sound sober will do so by talking very deliberately and slowly, and will fool themselves into thinking you can't tell they are drunk. It is the same thing with MHP. She's a stupid person who believes that if she talks very deliberately she can sound intelligent. It doesn't work.

        1. CE   12 years ago

          Let me be clear... this strategy, can work...

      6. Rufus J. Firefly   12 years ago

        She's some piece of work.

        No, really.

        She's retarded.

        1. AuH20   12 years ago

          Honestly, I think she may actually be developmentally disabled, to the point where I'm not comfortable calling her a retard because it might be a dick move.

        2. XM   12 years ago

          So MPH was wrong when she said Detroit was a libertarian project gone wrong? Man, do I feel stupid.

      7. VG Zaytsev   12 years ago

        Does anyone listen to that retard's affected screechings?

        Her students?

    7. LynchPin1477   12 years ago

      But no matter how many successes that he had as president

      How many is that? No, seriously. He successfully got Obamacare passed, and look how that has turned out. That big stimulus package didn't exactly do wonders to help the economy. He isn't even trying to get all U.S. troops out of Afghanistan. He hasn't united Washington or the country. He hasn't gotten immigration reform passed. He hasn't gotten any climate change legislation passed. His administration is as transparent as a brick wall. I'm really struggling to think of even one thing.

      1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

        His election ended racism forever?

        1. LynchPin1477   12 years ago

          It's funny how, after he was elected, it was a sign that America was entering a post-racial era, but every single day since then has just been proof of how racist America is.

          1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

            He's probably set back race relations a full decade.

      2. Dweebston   12 years ago

        He got those things passed. That's the only metric for success lefties have, besides getting elected/reelected, which he did, too. Therefore he's a successful president, because Things Happened and Something was Done.

        Effects and consequences don't figure into the leftist calculus.

      3. Gene   12 years ago

        He hasn't gotten any climate change legislation passed.

        That's not exactly a bad thing.

      4. LynchPin1477   12 years ago

        I forgot about DADT and bin Laden. I think any president would have gave the bin Laden mission a green light, but whatever, I'll give him those two. He could use the help. But that's sort of like saying Ryan Leaf would have lived up to the hype if he had just managed a wild card appearance.

        1. CE   12 years ago

          But DADT was Bill Clinton's big accomplishment.

      5. An Innocent Man   12 years ago

        In His defense, global warming HAS stopped. That's gotta count for something.

        1. CE   12 years ago

          As we witnessed on NFL Sunday.

      6. Juice   12 years ago

        If he manages to leave office with friendly (friendlier) relations with Iran, that would be a major accomplishment in my book.

  7. db   12 years ago

    As I pointed out earlier, I talked to one of our cefeteria ladies today, who seemed upset. She had canceled her health insurance policy because she though she would get a better policy at lower rate under Obamacare. She found out that the policies available to her are not as good and cost $50 more per month. She's part time and says she can't afford that now.

    1. font_of_stupidity   12 years ago

      A part-time cafeteria lady? What's an extra $50 per month to those one-percenters like her?

    2. robc   12 years ago

      Its a special level of stupid to cancel a policy before you have the new one priced out.

      1. db   12 years ago

        No argument here but I feel bad for her. It's likely she wouldn't have been able to keep the old one either.

        1. robc   12 years ago

          Any reason she cant get it back? Has it moved into the next month or whatever?

          1. db   12 years ago

            All I know is what she told me. As I said, it was likely she couldn't have continued it anyway, as it was a "garbage policy" that Obama said she didn't like anyway.

            1. robc   12 years ago

              I misread that, I thought you said she could keep it. Nevermind, if it was going away anyway, her behavior isnt so irrational.

              1. CE   12 years ago

                He didn't say she could keep it, Obama did.

        2. robc   12 years ago

          Ive generally found insurance companies more than willing to back date things if you havent had a claim in the gap.

      2. Anonymoose   12 years ago

        There should be a law that you can't cancel your insurance unless you get a new policy first. Now if she gets sick we'll ALL have to pay.

        1. Killaz   12 years ago

          Yes, because the overhead on externality cost due to the free riders thereabouts of around 5% was just so much more expensive than this quasi nationalized overhaul of Obamacare.

          1. Juice   12 years ago

            It depends on whose calculations you trust but the number I read was something like 2%.

            1. Killaz   12 years ago

              Me too. 5.x percent is the highest I've heard used in study measures so I used it because even that isn't 1/100,000 as bad as the projections for Obamacare (2.9 trillion in waste is the one on my mind, and that's a mere ten year cost total).

          2. CE   12 years ago

            Do you want to go back to the old way of 95% of us paying a 5% premium for the uninsured, or do you want everyone to pay 20% more so it's fair?

      3. Emmerson Biggins   12 years ago

        Its a special level of stupid to cancel a policy before you have the new one priced out.

        We are taliking about an Obama voter here. I doubt the stupidity is that special.

    3. Suthenboy   12 years ago

      "I talked to one of our cefeteria ladies today, who seemed upset. She had canceled her health insurance policy because she though she would get a better policy at lower rate under Obamacare."

      She cancelled her policy before checking? How on earth did this brain trust end up working part-time in a cafeteria?

      1. Killaz   12 years ago

        From db's clarification, it sounds like she got advanced notice that the policy would not meet the requirements under the new laws so she took action.

  8. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Edward Snowden will give evidence about spying to the European Parliament, despite much huffing and puffing by British Conservatives.

    I still don't know why the Brits continue to be Obama's bitch after his borderline disdain for them.

    1. Loki   12 years ago

      He has an embarassing video involving the queen, prince Charles, several MPs, and a flock of sheep who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

      1. Sevo   12 years ago

        So it's the sheep who are embarrassed?
        Can't say I blame them. The royal family is embarrassing.

      2. Enough About Palin   12 years ago

        It is rumored that Joe Pile is also on said video.

    2. Almanian!   12 years ago

      "borderline"?

      I kinda felt like he was WELL over the border into outright "Britain? Britain is my BITCH!" territory.

  9. The Rt. Hon. Serious Man, Visc   12 years ago

    You'll love this one.

    Dear Prudence: Help! I had amazing sex-filled weekend with my best friend. How do I explain I want to date her without having sex?

    I have never been a man who enjoys casual sex. It's always been more enjoyable to me when I'm with a woman with whom I have an emotional connection. For some time, I have been in love with my best friend Chelsea. Recently we went on a road trip for my birthday, and one thing led to another, and we spent a weekend in bed together. The sex was thrilling, amazing, and, even better, we've decided to start dating. I know we've had sex, but until we're more serious, I'd like to stay out of bed. Chelsea has a high libido and I'm worried about offending her or weirding her out. It's stupid, but I feel like I'm emasculating myself. I feel ridiculous turning down sex with the woman I love, but this would make me more comfortable. How should I start this dialogue?

    I don't even know.

    1. Brett L   12 years ago

      Dear Prudence,

      God just dumped the perfect scenario in my lap and I'm going to fuck it up because I'm a goddamn idiot.

    2. robc   12 years ago

      That ones easy:

      M: How about we hold off on sex for a while?
      F: No.
      M: Okay, that works too.

      1. robc   12 years ago

        I would also point out:

        I have never been a man who enjoys casual sex. It's always been more enjoyable to me when I'm with a woman with whom I have an emotional connection.

        okay, and he follows it with:

        I feel ridiculous turning down sex with the woman I love

        THATS BECAUSE YOU HAVE AN EMOTIONAL CONNECTION WITH HER.

        1. wareagle   12 years ago

          it's folks like him who made O-care into reality.

          1. Certified Public Asskicker   12 years ago

            I think we can all agree to pitch in and make sure this man does not reproduce.

    3. playa manhattan   12 years ago

      None of these are real. Prudence isn't even trying anymore.

      1. Certified Public Asskicker   12 years ago

        Idk, the first line of her answer is great:

        Obviously, you could tell Chelsea what you told me?except I'm concerned what you told me doesn't make a lot of sense.

      2. Lady Bertrum   12 years ago

        None of these are real. Prudence isn't even trying anymore.

        I know it's bs because of the 'high libido' part.

      3. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

        I was gonna say, Prudence is nothing more than Penthouse Letters for Cat Ladies.

        1. Brett L   12 years ago

          That is horrible. I spit eggnog everywhere.

    4. Scruffy Nerfherder   12 years ago

      How should I start this dialogue?

      How about, "I'm in the closet."

      1. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

        That's terrible, but the thought did flit through my mind.

        1. Suthenboy   12 years ago

          I learned a long time ago that when that flits through your mind, it is for a good reason.

      2. Brett L   12 years ago

        "I want you to know that you were the best woman I ever had, but..."

    5. Warty   12 years ago

      This can't be real. Assuming it is, this poor girl-man is the poster child for TRT.

    6. Zeb   12 years ago

      If she's your best friend, then you already have a strong emotional connection. And if your first sexual encounter was "amazing" then you probably have the right kind of emotional connection. So stop being a dork. You have exactly what everyone wants.

    7. db   12 years ago

      This guy has been cursed by the "best guy friend" thing for so long that when he actually breaks out of it with a girl he wants to crawl back.in. seriously, I would bet that he has been "best friend" to several women that have moved on to other men and doesn't know what to do when it goes right for him.

      1. Clich? Bandit   12 years ago

        sooo, wiley coyote caught the roadrunner?

        1. db   12 years ago

          Pretty much. Or he's so closeted that he can't bring himself to.admit it anonymously to Prudence and has to make up the fact that he enjoyed the sex.

    8. Suthenboy   12 years ago

      "I'm worried about offending her or weirding her out."

      It sounds like he thinks there is a chance he might not weird her out.

      Do her a favor dude, tell her now before she invests in you any more than she already has.

    9. Almanian!   12 years ago

      I have never been a man who enjoys casual sex.

      Then you're not a "man" and I don't need to read any further, girl-who's-writing-out-some-weird-fantasy.

      1. Root Boy   12 years ago

        Yeah, sounds like those Christian girls who re-virgin themselves or something.

      2. lap83   12 years ago

        Of course it's possible that it's a girl, but if there are women out there who like casual sex...doesn't it follow that there would be men who don't? Although granted, men with lower testosterone.

        1. Almanian!   12 years ago

          no

      3. AuH20   12 years ago

        Eh, I've never been a huge casual sex guy myself, because if it's good, I want it to continue on a less-than-casual basis, and if it's bad, what the fuck was the point?

        But yeah, this guy is a fucking idiot.

        1. Smilin' Joe Fission   12 years ago

          Sometimes you're bored and just want to get it done. Doesn't have to be great sex, doesn't have to be anymore than casual. Most guys I know have those girls who they call up when they are bored and/or drunk. The dependable fucks. And girls do the same thing.

          Sex with somebody you have an emotional connection with is much better, IMO. But, between romantic encounters, these casual encounters fill the gap.

    10. LynchPin1477   12 years ago

      That's friendzoning on a whole other level right there.

      1. Killaz   12 years ago

        He got to comfortable there. Now he has to move out.

    11. Rufus J. Firefly   12 years ago

      "How should I start this dialogue?"

      Chelsea. Two words. Anal.

    12. cavalier973   12 years ago

      It's always been more enjoyable to me when I'm with a woman with whom I have an emotional connection.

      I'm aware that some men have stranger fetishes than this.

      However, I agree that this probably isn't really a guy; guys don't write to "Dear Prudence".

      1. Killaz   12 years ago

        More powerful, yes. More enjoyable, hell no.

  10. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Iran's foreign minister says the long-awaited nuclear deal hammered out in Geneva is off the table if the U.S. imposes new sanctions.

    Whatever. It got people to stop talking about Obamacare for a few days.

  11. Loki   12 years ago

    Former San Diego Mayor and serial-groper Bob Filner was sentenced to 90 days of home confinement?including his entire apartment complex?and $1,500 in fines for charges including felony false imprisonment and misdemeanor battery.

    I'm sure anyone else would have gotten off just as light. I guess he'll be jackin' it in San Diego.

    1. Rufus J. Firefly   12 years ago

      He's creepier looking than Jagger circa Emotional Rescue.

  12. Caleb Turberville   12 years ago

    http://freethoughtblogs.com/bu.....verything/

    The functional difference between glibertarianism and nihilism is close to zero.

    1. Brett L   12 years ago

      He refused to admit that this was a problem until I asked him how farmers would continue to exist. They buy seed on credit and pay back the loan when the crop comes in. If there is no entity in existence that can offer that first loan, how are people going to plat crops.

      Uhh. First of all, letting some banks that make bad loans go under isn't the same as shutting down ALL banks. Second of all, banks are not the only way to get a loan. Third, this isn't the 1840s where Pa mortgages the back 40 every year for seed.

      1. robc   12 years ago

        Im pretty sure my grandparents never mortgaged anything for seed. Or for anything else.

        I dont know for sure, but they seemed pretty damn "pay upfront with cash" type of people.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder   12 years ago

          I never saw anyone like that in those movies about farmers.

        2. Root Boy   12 years ago

          Yep, more like a mortgage for farm implements. Those John Deeres are like gold.

          1. Brett L   12 years ago

            I was going to say that. The payments on the combine with the leather, A/C and stereo probably cost more than the seed.

            1. Almanian!   12 years ago

              "Now, you'll be wantin' the TrueCoat? on that, then...."

            2. Juice   12 years ago

              I'm guessing the difference in price between the combine with leather and ac is about 0.1% so you go with those options.

              1. CE   12 years ago

                Farming is hard work. If I'm going to ride on a tractor all day for nine months before taking the winter off, it's dang sure gonna be air conditioned and have leather seats. And where's my subsidy for not planting the back 40?

        3. Brett L   12 years ago

          Well, they were probably successful farmers. But it does seem to be a trope, sold both during the 1840s-1890s during the birth of rail, and again during the 1930s that farmers lived hand-to-mouth and always had the farm mortgaged to near failure because of the greedy city folk who bought tons of wheat for pennies and sold loaves of bread for dollars.

          1. Raven Nation   12 years ago

            The Populists used a version of it in the 1890s.

          2. CE   12 years ago

            If only there were some way to make your own bread.

            1. Brett L   12 years ago

              To be fair, Wickard v. Filburn filled that loophole.

    2. Caleb Turberville   12 years ago

      They're like pissy high schoolers who are too cool for everything: this sucks, that sucks, this is gay, that's lame?yet they never actually explain how anything could possibly work in their world, save for some nonsense about the gold standard.

      Drone-killing, the Drug War, and the national debt are like...totally gay.

      1. Warty   12 years ago

        I like his use of "glibertarian". You think he takes seriously anyone who writes about "Democraps"?

        1. General Butt Naked   12 years ago

          I though Tulpa made that term up.

          Not that another idiot couldn't have come up with it independently.

          1. Root Boy   12 years ago

            Who came up with Demoncrats...or DemoRats? If you are going to revert to name calling, be more creative.

    3. mr simple   12 years ago

      There's no point in trying to reason with these people:

      LOL, is Minnow seriously trying to argue that property rights are more fundamental than personal autonomy? And that the moral positions of libertarians are OMG totally rational, you guys, and not based in any way on emotion?

      This is why libertarians are such a joke. All moral arguments are emotional and not rational. You cannot derive any moral positions from a set of facts. At some level, all moral arguments are based on feelings about how people should act.

      And property rights are derived from the government which only makes it that much more absurd when libertarians try to treat it as a fundamental property of the universe.

      1. Caleb Turberville   12 years ago

        And speech rights are derived from the government which only makes it that much more absurd when libertarians try to treat it as a fundamental property of the universe.

        I can do this all day.

      2. Mad Scientist   12 years ago

        Hey, I was really enjoying my delusion that all was not lost. Thanks a lot, ms.

      3. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

        And property rights are derived from the government which only makes it that much more absurd when libertarians try to treat it as a fundamental property of the universe.

        No. What's absurd is that I still haven't gotten my 20 acres and a donkey.

        1. Bobarian   12 years ago

          +1

          That's some funny shit there!

        2. Agammamon   12 years ago

          It doesn't work that way - instead your black half got your 40 acres/mule . . .

          . . . from your white half.

      4. CE   12 years ago

        Property rights are short hand for trying to live in a civilized manner in society. Without stealing anything from anyone else.

  13. Caleb Turberville   12 years ago

    http://freethoughtblogs.com/si.....class-war/

    Noam Chomsky writes:

    If you care about other people, that's now a very dangerous idea. If you care about other people, you might try to organize to undermine power and authority. That's not going to happen if you care only about yourself. Maybe you can become rich, but you don't care whether other people's kids can go to school, or can afford food to eat, or things like that. In the United States, that's called "libertarian" for some wild reason. I mean, it's actually highly authoritarian, but that doctrine is extremely important for power systems as a way of atomizing and undermining the public.

    1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

      Idiot savant.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder   12 years ago

      Chomsky just blew the top off of the dipshitometer.

    3. db   12 years ago

      Noam Chomsky: Protector of the Realm, Slayer of Strawmen!

    4. Andrew S.   12 years ago

      I ain't even mad, honestly That's some of the most incredible doublespeak I've ever seen. That takes talent.

    5. Warty   12 years ago

      These people are incapable of separating the ideas of caring for your fellow man and violently forcing them to behave the way you think they should. He would have made a great Spanish confessor.

    6. Loki   12 years ago

      Noam Chomsky is a retard. Also, in a shocking discovery, it turns out the sky is blue, grass is green and water is wet.

      1. Clich? Bandit   12 years ago

        women have secrets and Milla was SMOKING HOT in that movie.

        1. CE   12 years ago

          just like every other movie she was in.

    7. wareagle   12 years ago

      it never dawns on people like Noam that is perfectly normal to care about other people and even to help those people WITHOUT believing that govt should force everyone else to help them, too.

    8. lap83   12 years ago

      I don't really want to read the whole thing, so does he explain how it is authoritarian to want less governmental authority? Or does my hatred of children and love of starvation just blind me from the truth?

    9. SusanM   12 years ago

      Leaving people to mind their own business is authoritarian? Oh, so they're somehow entitled to the work of others.

    10. OldMexican   12 years ago

      I mean, it's actually highly authoritarian[...]

      Not caring about the kids of someone you don't even know is "authoritarian."

      The derp is strong with this one.

    11. alan_s   12 years ago

      Yes, because non-aggression = not caring about other people.

  14. The Late P Brooks   12 years ago

    Straight from the "unexpected study reults" desk:

    Despite a loss of about $10 billion on the General Motors bailout and $2 billion on the Chrysler bailout, the government ? and the economy ? is better off, according to a new study.

    With the U.S. government expected to sell its final shares of GM stock anyday now, the Ann Arbor-based Center for Automotive Research today released an updated version of a previous study arguing that the collapse of GM and Chrysler would have cost a lot more than the bailouts.

    CAR estimated that the U.S. would have had 2.631 million fewer jobs in 2009 and 1.519 million fewer jobs in 2010 if the two auto companies had disappeared. The study also estimated the government "saved or avoided the loss of" $105 billion in lost taxes and other payments.

    I'm glad an unbiased neutral source has laid to rest my doubts about the economic effects of this program on the economy as a whole.

    1. Not an Economist   12 years ago

      Of course the estimate is accurate. They used the same economic model that said we would be on our 3rd straight year of 5% GDP growth after the Obama Stimulus.

    2. The Last American Hero   12 years ago

      So when these companies go tits up and come back to Uncle Sam in 2017, did the bailouts work? When other favored industries point to the bailouts when trying to circumvent bankruptcy laws, did the bailouts work? Just askin'.

    3. LynchPin1477   12 years ago

      Weren't the auto bailouts going to make the government a little bit of money? Why am I not surprised that didn't work out.

      1. Mad Scientist   12 years ago

        Yeah, the automotive bailout nonsense has been one of my favorites. If the bailouts were going to make money, investors would have rushed to the aid of General Motors and the government wouldn't have needed to lift a finger. That the investors were jumping ship was all the information you needed to know that the government bailout would be a losing proposition.

        1. mad libertarian guy   12 years ago

          Yeah, the automotive bailout nonsense has been one of my favorites. If the bailouts were going to make money, investors would have rushed to the aid of General Motors and the government wouldn't have needed to lift a finger. That the investors were jumping ship was all the information you needed to know that the government bailout would be a losing proposition.

          But EVUL WALL STRETE!!!!!

    4. CE   12 years ago

      Because no one could have possibly bought up the assets of GM and Chrysler and started a viable car company with them.

  15. The Rt. Hon. Serious Man, Visc   12 years ago

    New York hit by invasive species of cockroach that can survive freezing winters

    A species of cockroach native to Asia that has been seen crawling around an outdoor tourist destination in New York City can survive the city's often brutal winters, according to a new study.

    Researchers at Rutgers University in New Jersey have identified the resilient pest as Periplaneta japonica, which is native to Japan. Until an exterminator saw the bug last year crawling around the High Line, an elevated, outdoor park in lower Manhattan, it had not been confirmed in the United States.

    While it was too soon to predict the implications for nearby residents and businesses, the bug's appearance could be good news, researchers said.

    "(Cockroaches) combined numbers inside buildings could actually fall because (the) more time and energy they spent competing (for food and space) means less time and energy to devote to reproduction," said Rutgers biologist Dominic Evangelista, who helped identify the species by analyzing its DNA barcode.

    How the bugs got to New York was unclear, but researchers speculated they were in the soil of one of the plants festooning the park.

    We should send in the pythons.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder   12 years ago

      Summon Mira Sorvino to the Big Apple!

    2. Brett L   12 years ago

      New York hit by invasive species of cockroach that can survive freezing winters

      They're just now discovering Bloomberg?

  16. mr simple   12 years ago

    How pathetic are the Brits that they're creating stings on their own dime to entrap people for the police?

    Tulisa Contostavlos will be charged with helping to supply Class A drugs to an undercover journalist, it was announced today.

    From the article:

    Contostavlos's lawyer Ben Rose said: 'As has been widely reported this entire case has been manufactured by the Sun on Sunday and Mahzer Mahmood, sometimes known as the fake sheikh.

    'They spent a large amount of their readers' money in flying Tulisa and a number of her friends first class to Las Vegas. There Mahmood posed as a film producer offering her a ?3million film contract.

    'The law clearly forbids such conduct on the part of police. It is ironic that the police should rely on it when it is the work of a journalist.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder   12 years ago

      At least pick a crime with a victim.

      1. Anonymoose   12 years ago

        That would be hard.

  17. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

    Meanwhile in Russia

    News agency RIA Novosti and the state-owned Voice of Russia radio will be scrapped and absorbed into a new media conglomerate called Rossiya Segodnya [translated: Russia Today], according to a decree signed by President Vladimir Putin.

    The move is the latest in a series of shifts in Russia's news landscape, which appear to point toward a tightening of state control in the already heavily regulated media sector.

    In a separate decree published Monday, the Kremlin appointed Dmitry Kiselyov, a prominent Russian television presenter and media manager recently embroiled in a scandal over anti-gay remarks, to head Rossiya Segodnya.*

    Head of the presidential administration Sergei Ivanov said the changes were about saving money and making state media more effective.

    The scandal was over comments made on national television to the effect of:

    I think that just imposing fines on gays for homosexual propaganda among teenagers is not enough. They should be banned from donating blood, sperm. And their hearts, in case of the automobile accident, should be buried in the ground or burned as unsuitable for the continuation of life.

    1. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

      But don't worry Reasonoids:

      The direct translation of Rossiya Segodnya is Russia Today, but the new body will apparently be separate from RT, the Kremlin-funded English-language television channel originally known as Russia Today.

    2. db   12 years ago

      Yeah, I was wondering if Reason would get around to reporting on this. Putin is becoming for all intents and purposes a new Tsar.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder   12 years ago

      Somebody has been watching too much Sam and Dean.

      Has Russia completely lost its shit?

      1. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

        Has Russia completely lost its shit?

        *shakes magic 8 ball*

        "Signs point to yes"

  18. Suthenboy   12 years ago

    I just remembered to donate to the Reason webathon. I watched the banner for a minute or two before donating. I see all kinds of shenanigans are being played with it.

    Warty hates you all?

    Chuck Shumer's moobs?

    Excellent.

    Also, My reason donations come out of my gun budget. People that know me would be shocked.

    1. Warty   12 years ago

      Shenanigans? I really do hate you all.

      1. Brett L   12 years ago

        "Hey, Farva, what's that restaurant you like?"

        1. Anonymoose   12 years ago

          +1 pistol whip

          1. LynchPin1477   12 years ago

            Mmmm, pistol whip

    2. playa manhattan   12 years ago

      Speaking of gun budgets, I just realized that I haven't used mine this year.

      What do I need? What are all the cool kids shooting these days?

      1. mad libertarian guy   12 years ago

        Speaking of gun budgets, I just realized that I haven't used mine this year.

        What do I need? What are all the cool kids shooting these days?

        What do you want to do? Hunt? Shoot shit a long ways off? Pistol blast some shit? Defend yo shit while on the go? Defend yo shit at home?

        I have nice rifle (Cooper) for sale if you like small calibers.

        1. playa manhattan   12 years ago

          I'm looking for something to keep the King of England from pushing me around. Maybe an AR-10 clone that's California compliant...

    3. Generic Stranger   12 years ago

      And yet you completely failed to take the chance to commit shenanigans yourself.

  19. The Late P Brooks   12 years ago

    How should I start this dialogue?

    "Honey, there's something you should know. I'm gay."

    1. Bobarian   12 years ago

      The fact that this completely falls out of the thread makes it look like a confession...

      NTTAWWT

  20. The Rt. Hon. Serious Man, Visc   12 years ago

    The War on Public Employees

    For many years the American Right -- and many of the most powerful elements of corporate and Wall Street elite -- have conducted a war on public employees.

    Their campaign has taken many forms. They have tried to slash the number of public sector jobs, cut the pay and benefits of public sector workers, and do away with public employee rights to collective bargaining. They have discredited the value of the work performed by public employees -- like teachers, police and firefighters -- going so far as to argue that "real jobs" are created only by the private sector.

    Last week a conservative court ruled that by going through bankruptcy the city of Detroit could rid itself of its obligation under the state constitution to make good on its pension commitments to its retirees.

    It should surprise no one that the Republican Chairman of the U.S. House Budget Committee, Paul Ryan, is demanding that a budget deal with the Democrats include a 350 percent increase in pension contribution by all civilian federal employees. That would effectively mean a pay cut of about 2 percent for every federal worker. And that cut would come after a three-year pay freeze and multiple furloughs caused by the Republican "sequester."

    He then goes on to defend the downtrodden and exploited state employees and unions of Illinois.

    1. Warty   12 years ago

      going so far as to argue that "real jobs" are created only by the private sector.

      I don't know how I would speak to someone who could write this drivel. It would be like trying to speak to someone who doesn't like deep-dish pizza - there's just no common ground.

      1. Andrew S.   12 years ago

        Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Lets slow down here.

        Chicago Pizza is not pizza. It's an abomination, concocted by Satan himself to fool people.

        1. Warty   12 years ago

          IT IS A 2 INCH SLAB OF GREASE AND CHEESE. "Pizza" or not, to not enjoy it is inhuman.

          1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

            It's such bullshit that people claim not to like it. More proof that people are insane.

            1. Medical Physics Guy   12 years ago

              Haggis pizza. Don't knock it until you've tried it.

              1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

                Sounds delightful.

              2. Almanian!   12 years ago

                Deep-fried haggis on a stick. In Glasgow. It's GOOD. Shut up.

                1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

                  What about deep-fried haggis pizza on a stick?

          2. hamilton   12 years ago

            Warty in 100% correct in this. The deep-dish arguments in this forum are about the word pizza and not the inherent deliciousness.

            1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

              Actually, I don't think this is true. It's more about dimensional prejudice, 3 versus 2.

              1. hamilton   12 years ago

                Then they'll really get pissed when I deploy my tesseract version.

            2. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

              Eh, I don't like quiche despite whatever nomenclature you use.

              1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

                What if I called it. . .an omelet?

      2. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

        Exactly. When I read Episiarch's comments, for instance, all I see is "Dur, dur, dur."

      3. Loki   12 years ago

        I don't know how I would speak to someone who could write this drivel.

        Don't bother. Just rip their head off, shit down their neck stump, and use their heads for a flower pot. That way, for once there would be something in there other than empy space.

    2. robc   12 years ago

      Republican "sequester."

      That was the one Obama agreed to, right?

      1. R C Dean   12 years ago

        If by "agreed to", you mean "proposed", yes.

        1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

          How weird that it's public record that he did that, yet the media lets him and his ilk get away with blaming the Republicans. SEQUESTER! NEOCONFEDERATE TEABAGGERS!

          1. The Last American Hero   12 years ago

            Well to be fair, Obamaquester doesn't roll off the tongue like Obamacare.

    3. The Rt. Hon. Serious Man, Visc   12 years ago

      And it gets even worse:

      Cutting back on the public sector -- and demonizing public employees -- has nothing whatsoever to do with economic necessity -- or with "redirecting" our resources into "more productive" uses. In fact, just the opposite.

      The greatest threat to our economy is the shrinking buying power of everyday Americans and the growing concentration of wealth in the 1 percent. Economic inequality is a cancer growing on our society.

      Fact is that if ordinary people don't get a proportionate share of the income from increased economic productivity, it stands to reason that they won't have the money to buy the products the economy produces. That leads to economic stagnation and recession, it's that simple.

      Every economic and political decision we make should be viewed through the lens of whether it reduces or increases that economic inequality. When it comes to public employee pensions and wages, the corporate elite tries to convince ordinary people that the choice is between "lavish" benefits to public employees or education for our kids. They play upon the resentment that most ordinary people feel that their incomes have been stagnant for three decades to pit them against middle class public employees.

      1. Warty   12 years ago

        Every economic and political decision we make should be viewed through the lens of whether it reduces or increases that economic inequality.

        "The sky is green and Lena Dunham is attractive!"

        1. playa manhattan   12 years ago

          All of the pizza talk made me hungry, but now I'm too grossed out to eat.

          1. General Butt Naked   12 years ago

            ...but now I'm too grossed out to eat.

            Ooh, the famous "Lena Dunham's ass looks like a cheese pizza" diet!

            1. Almanian!   12 years ago

              *BARF!!!*

              You MOTHERfucker!

            2. Sudden   12 years ago

              Now, I will never eat pizza again. Deep dish or conventional.

        2. Scruffy Nerfherder   12 years ago

          Should I buy the carbon neutral or fair trade coffee beans? What do I do? WHAT DO I DO?

      2. NoVAHockey   12 years ago

        "Every economic and political decision we make should be viewed through the lens of whether it reduces or increases that economic inequality."

        we're doomed.

      3. Loki   12 years ago

        Every economic and political decision we make should be viewed through the lens of whether it reduces or increases that economic inequality.

        He went full retard.

      4. The Rt. Hon. Serious Man, Visc   12 years ago

        Every economic and political decision should be viewed through the lens of whether it reduces or increases economic inequality

        So by that metric it would be appropriate to carpet bomb Martha's Vineyard. It would reduce economic inequality by causing a loss to the rich people and giving regular people jobs!

        1. Libertymike   12 years ago

          Lots of broken windows to fix!

        2. LynchPin1477   12 years ago

          If that is the lense through which we are viewing every economic and political decision, then it would make the most sense to just sieze the assets of all the rich and give them away to the poor, right? And while we're at it, we might as well just off the 1% anyway. No one wants to hear them complain.

          1. Sudden   12 years ago

            Alternatively, a mass genocide of the poor would result in reduction of income inequality as well. Just sayin'

      5. OldMexican   12 years ago

        You guys have it all wrong. THIS is the worst part:

        Fact is that if ordinary people don't get a proportionate share of the income from increased economic productivity, it stands to reason that they won't have the money to buy the products the economy produces.

        "IF we don't plunder the productive, why, the economy would stagnate! Simple!"

      6. OldMexican   12 years ago

        Every economic and political decision we [sic] make should be viewed through the lens of whether it reduces or increases that economic inequality

        "Hmm, should I wear leggins or jeans with this tank-top? Oh, wait, would that help reduce inequality in the world?"

        Economically-ignorant pseudointellectual lefty confuses Economics with economic policy.

    4. Root Boy   12 years ago

      Man, there seems to be a million of these stories out there. I guess the combo of Detroit and Obamacare debacles is making the derpy progs lash out. It is beyond parody since there is a ton of data on how much the public employees make compared to private.

      Detroit was paying it's retirees 13 months of pay (same story in Greece).

      And Chomsky thinks the country is full of starving kids who can't go to school because they have no money.

      1. Root Boy   12 years ago

        Oops. Replying to the Viscount

    5. OldMexican   12 years ago

      Last week a conservative court ruled that by going through bankruptcy the city of Detroit could rid itself of its obligation under the state constitution to make good on its pension commitments to its retirees.

      Progressive syllogisms 101

      Judge grants bankruptcy protection to city.
      Bankruptcy would place public employee pension plans in jeopardy.
      Ergo, judge is conservative.

    6. CE   12 years ago

      They have discredited the value of the work performed by public employees -- like teachers, police and firefighters...

      It's funny how they keep bringing these up, thinking that we still automatically respect the people who take these jobs, and that their pay and benefits are nothing compared to the gratitude we owe them for their service.

  21. The Late P Brooks   12 years ago

    a budget deal with the Democrats include a 350 percent increase in pension contribution by all civilian federal employees. That would effectively mean a pay cut of about 2 percent for every federal worker.

    So, their contribution goes from ten to thirty five buck per month?

    Oh, the horror.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder   12 years ago

      350% contribution increase equals 2% of take home? That means they were only contributing 0.5% of their salary to begin with. Cry me a fucking river.

    2. Almanian!   12 years ago

      IT'S LIKE CUTTING THEIR PAY, PB! CUTING. THEIR. PAY!!

  22. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

    Pulling down a statue of Lenin in the Ukraine on 12/08/13.

    I can't say my Sunday was THAT productive.

    1. playa manhattan   12 years ago

      Mine was. I drank beer and watched shit blow up.

      1. Almanian!   12 years ago

        Man, that's living!

        1. playa manhattan   12 years ago

          True DAT! Especially since the beer was Pliny.

          1. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

            Much fancier than the Labatte Blue I had last night.

            1. playa manhattan   12 years ago

              I take from your Facebook post that you missed the fireworks?

              1. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

                I didn't even know they were a thing. I heard them last night and wondered what they were for and where they were.

                1. playa manhattan   12 years ago

                  You missed out:

                  http://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.....6934_n.jpg

            2. Almanian!   12 years ago

              Ohhh - Blue's my boy beer!

              Nothin' wrong with that.

          2. Almanian!   12 years ago

            Ima stretch a little, and say that even NOT having beer, watching shit blowed up real good is fun.

            Kind of like going to the range with my son last weekend. No beers - bien sur - but $120 of lead downrange later, we felt REALLY GOOD!

            THEN we went home and drank...

            1. playa manhattan   12 years ago

              I haven't tried mixing alcohol and guns. Yet.

              1. Brett L   12 years ago

                I did have a deputy sheriff ride up on us in Early County, GA while we were shooting guns on a friend's uncle's property... celebrating his passing. The deputy just wanted to tell us that he'd be checking up on the property until he knew they had someone on it pretty regular. Three Bud Lights over two hours, but I think its probably better to just not mix the two.

  23. Enough About Palin   12 years ago

    Bitcoin?it's not just for cyberanarchists, any more. The virtual currency is gaining an increasingly mainstream following. Not that there's anything wrong with cyberanarchists.

    Okay, a single bitcoin is worth $1,000.00, so how do I use it to purchase a twenty dollar book?

    1. Brett L   12 years ago

      Its pretty much infinitely divisible. Well, to 64-bit floating point precision. You can pay 0.02 BTC.

      1. robc   12 years ago

        My SealsWithClubs poker account currently has .02758 btc in it.

        Yes, Im down a bit, had a few bad nights.

        At $1k per btc, that is $27.58.

        For those that havent seen my posts on this before, sealswithclubs.eu is a bitcoin poker site. Which makes it a hell of a lot easier to get money out (and in) than dollar poker sites. The kind of people who own bitcoins tend to be marginal at poker (myself included).

        1. mad libertarian guy   12 years ago

          The kind of people who own bitcoins tend to be marginal at poker (myself included).

          Sounds like the long con is on.

    2. Raven Nation   12 years ago

      I hear people have the same problem with the Triganic Pu.

    3. Clich? Bandit   12 years ago

      Bitcoins, being just numbers, can be spent in increments. You would pay the price and your account would go from 1 to .998 bitcoins

      1. Clich? Bandit   12 years ago

        .98 and DAMN MY SLOWNESS.

  24. Eduard van Haalen   12 years ago

    "Lincoln was *assasinated*?"

    http://www/humanevents.com/201.....y-matters/

    1. Eduard van Haalen   12 years ago

      The Human Events link doesn't work, but at least I almost spelled "assassinated" correctly.

      1. mr simple   12 years ago

        You should try a dot between the www and humanevents rather than a slash.

    2. cavalier973   12 years ago

      Here.

      (look at the "www" portion of your link to see what went wrong).

  25. The Rt. Hon. Serious Man, Visc   12 years ago

    Why I believe Jameis Winston's accuser

    I've represented clients charged with sexual assault on less evidence than Meggs had against Winston. Significantly less, actually. My clients, usually poor minority men with no shot at the Heisman, were never given the option of "declining" to be interviewed by the police. Meggs may not have been pressured to close the case against Winston, but given the knee-slappin' good time and Meggs's palpable relief at the press conference, it's hard to imagine that Meggs wasn't at least partly influenced by the public flogging he took from FSU fans and alums when he charged defensive tackle Travis Johnson with rape in 2003, and lost.

    I don't know what happened between Jameis Winston and his accuser. Given what I've read in the police reports and the fact that the victim was clearly frightened, at least initially, of pressing charges against Winston, I'm inclined to believe her. I also know that, after a woman is raped, the prospects of a police interrogation and cross-examination are frightening. So frightening in fact, that many of us choose to keep quiet.

    I know that every time we see one of these "we can't prove it" press conferences, it confirms what many rape victims have grown to believe: Unless there are severe injuries and/or witnesses to the rape, it's not even worth reporting it.

    The law is reason FEELZ with passion.

    1. playa manhattan   12 years ago

      Jesus.

    2. Brett L   12 years ago

      tl;dr version: "Please, please like me. Even though I am a defense attorney."

    3. Andrew S.   12 years ago

      I actually had just come back here from reading this and was about to post it.

      I have serious doubts that woman is really a defense attorney. If she is, she's not a very good one.

      My clients, usually poor minority men with no shot at the Heisman, were never given the option of "declining" to be interviewed by the police.

      So I'm sure you brought up those blatant Miranda violations at trial, right? Because I'm pretty sure that every single person, Heisman trophy contender or not, has an absolute right not to talk to the police.

      1. playa manhattan   12 years ago

        She didn't even bother to address some of the details that I would consider very important.

        The accuser said she was attached by a 5'11" man, and then weeks later decided that it was 6'4" Jameis Winston? Sorry, I just don't believe her.

        1. Almanian!   12 years ago

          COME SEE THE WOMAN HATER! RIGHT HERE, EVERYONE! WOMAN HATER! MISOGYNIST SUPREME! HERE HE IS! WITNESS HATRED OF WOMEN, PERSONIFIED!

          /bitchy male progtard

        2. Brett L   12 years ago

          Its a big fucking mess. Some friend of hers who was black out drunk called the cops and her family. I guess once mommy starts blowing up your phone, the only thing to do is go for a rape kit, eh?

    4. Loki   12 years ago

      I know that every time we see one of these "we can't prove it" press conferences, it confirms what many rape victims have grown to believe: Unless there are severe injuries and/or witnesses to the rape, it's not even worth reporting it.

      Well, for better or worse, those severe injuries and/or witnesses are what's known as "evidence." Without which most of these cases end up coming down to "he said, she said" and, like it or not, we do still have the presumption of innocence. I guess she'd rather put the burden of proof on the the defendant. At least for rape cases, because PATRIARCHY or some shit.

      1. hamilton   12 years ago

        Party of Science!

      2. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

        There are quite a few people in prison for rape, so it's not impossible to prove. Of course, the state has a huge burden of proof in any criminal case, so there's no doubt people have gotten away with rape due to problems with the evidence (or with the prosecution). Like every other crime.

  26. Jordan   12 years ago

    So, recently a politician gave a speech denouncing taxation as theft and approvingly quoting Murray Rothbard. That politician was Godfrey Bloom, a member of the European Parliament, of all places.

    Mr. President, I am minded to quote the great American philosopher Murray Rothbard here. The state is an institution of theft. Tax is just about a system of politicians and bureaucrats who steal money from their citizens to squander in the most disgraceful manner. This place is no exception.

    Fascinatingly, and I really don't know how you manage to keep a straight face when you are talking about tax evasion. The whole commission and the commission bureaucracy avoid their taxes. You don't pay taxes like citizens pay taxes. You have all sorts of special deals: tax rates, high tax thresholds, non-contributing pension schemes. You are the biggest tax avoiders in Europe. And here you sit pontificating, well the message is getting home to the people of the European Union.

    You are going to find that eurosceptics are coming back in June, in ever greater numbers. And I can tell you worse, as the people get your number, it won't be long before they storm this chamber and hang you. And they'll be right.

    It appears nowhere is safe from the Kochtopus.

    1. LynchPin1477   12 years ago

      Say what you will about Europe, but their system makes it easier for minority voices to at least get a foot in the door. That be both a good and a bad thing.

      1. Jordan   12 years ago

        Yeah. Nigel Farage and Steve Baker are other examples.

    2. Raven Nation   12 years ago

      " it won't be long before they storm this chamber and hang you"

      SHIT! Kudos to the guy for being this blunt. Could you imagine the shit-storm that would erupt if something like that was said in Congress?

      My only question is, will the EuroMPs be executed before or after the advertising department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corp.?

    3. Smilin' Joe Fission   12 years ago

      Wow, I really enjoyed hearing somebody say that so elegantly to these politicians faces.

  27. The Rt. Hon. Serious Man, Visc   12 years ago

    97 year old World War II veteran charged with the murder of great granddaughter

    Russell Eugene Dawes, 97, is accused of shooting and killing his great-granddaughter.
    Thursday morning, deputies found Sonja James, 30, dead in her bed from a gun shot wound to the chin.
    Rodger Floyd, the director of Davis Funeral Home in Cushing, said he answered a call at 8:50 a.m. Thursday from Dawes. Dawes told him he needed help with a dead body.
    When Floyd arrived at the house just a few miles west of Cushing "he met me at the door, he told me, he'd shot his granddaughter".
    He's known the elderly man since the 1980s and handled many funeral arrangements for Dawes in the last 30 years.
    Floyd believes the great granddaughter moved in a few months ago to take care of Dawes.
    Deputies said Dawes told them, "I got tired of her carrying on, and I shot her".
    Floyd said while at the home "I never did feel like I was in danger at all. I stood beside him from the time he told me that, until the time the police officer got there. I stood right beside him. I would have done anything to help him. He had no gun, I was not scared of him whatsoever."
    The 97-year-old, with no previous criminal history, now faces a felony.

    I guess there's no effective deterrent to crime at that age.

    1. Jordan   12 years ago

      If we'd banned AR-15s, this never would have happened.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder   12 years ago

      "I got tired of her carrying on, and I shot her"

      The Axl Rose school of familial relations

      1. BigT   12 years ago

        OJ: what am I? Chopped liver?

    3. PapayaSF   12 years ago

      Dementia.

  28. The Late P Brooks   12 years ago

    Also, My reason donations come out of my gun budget.

    I need a bigger gun budget.

    I haz a sad.

    Although, I did just get the frame for another 1911 build, so I've got that going for me.

    1. Suthenboy   12 years ago

      Decided on a caliber?

  29. OldMexican   12 years ago

    Healthcare.gov Incorrectly Signs People Up for Medicaid

    Yeah. "Incorrectly". Sure it is.

    Sure it is.

  30. Medical Physics Guy   12 years ago

    Combatting London's Knife Crime Epidemic

    That silly argument that if guns were banned, people would just use knives to kill each other -- that's just crazy libertarian talk!

    1. Almanian!   12 years ago

      Yeah, ask that beheaded soldier in London about that.

      OH WAIT, YOU CAN'T.

      1. Medical Physics Guy   12 years ago

        This killing is back in the news this week, because the trial is on. The guy is totally unrepentant, says he's not guilty because it's a holy war on.

        I assume as usual, the Brits will just roll over and take it in the usual place.

  31. The Rt. Hon. Serious Man, Visc   12 years ago

    Man drinks $102,000 worth of rare whiskey

    The owner of an historic inn in Pittsburgh has brought charges against a former tenant she says was supposed safeguard 50 bottles of vintage whiskey valued at more than $100,000 but drank it all instead.

    The owner of the South Broadway Manor Bed and Breakfast, Patricia Hill, found 104 bottles of Old Farm Pure Rye Whiskey when she bought the historic mansion and converted it into a bed and breakfast. It had originally belonged to Pittsburgh businessman J.P. Brennan.

    The whiskey had been distilled in 1912 and given to Brennan in 1918, she told ABC News affiliate WTAE.

    "There were four cases, 52 bottles, manufactured by an old distillery here in the Township that went out of business many years ago," Barry Pritts, chief of police in Scottdale, Pa., said today.

    He said the bottles had been made and sold before Prohibition and then passed down.

    The Old Farm Pure Rye Whiskey was part of a collection of historical whiskey believed to have been consumed by Henry Frick and Andrew Carnegie in the early 1900s in Pittsburgh, Rick Bruckner, the chef at the South Broadway Manor, told WTAE.

    1. LynchPin1477   12 years ago

      J.P. Brennan

      I wish we referred to people by their initials more often these days.

      1. Rhywun   12 years ago

        Right? You just know he wore a monocle too.

    2. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

      John Saunders, 62, was a caretaker who lived in the basement and was expected to safeguard the booze.

      Yeah. There's your first mistake, lady. According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the definition of "alcoholic" is "62 year old man who lives in a basement".

      1. CE   12 years ago

        Well, I safeguarded it purty good all right for a fortnight or two. Then I noticed it was an ounce or two low anyways, so I figgered what the heck, why not try it, them folks'll never notice. But dang if that wasn't the best tastin' dad gum whiskey I ever did drink. So's I had another sip or two the next day, and the day after that. And by then there was sho' enough no hidin' it, so I says, bottoms up old friend, bottoms up...

  32. cavalier973   12 years ago

    No more hot sauce.

    1. playa manhattan   12 years ago

      They already did the chili grind this year. They have 12 months of supply before things start getting weird.

      I'm willing to switch to Sambal Oelek (made at one of their other factories) if it really comes down to it.

      1. Medical Physics Guy   12 years ago

        Can't they make it in Mexico or something?

        1. playa manhattan   12 years ago

          They should have. Apparently, the City of Irwindale gave the owner a deal he couldn't refuse, though.

  33. AuH20   12 years ago

    Now, you too can be a student in Mellisa Harris Perry's class by following along with her Black Feminism syllabus!

    Last week, whilst schooling Michelle Cottle on her insipid "Michelle Obama is a feminist nightmare" article, Melissa Harris-Perry quipped, "You might want to read up a little bit on black women and our feminism. I'm happy to send you a syllabus." To which the Internet responded, "Um, yes, please do."

    Very happily, that quip has now become reality: here is MHP's suggested reading list on black feminism. It's an amazing, inspiring, hugely necessary resource, and it covers a wide breadth of theory and history. Take a look, educate yourself, share it, use it to augment your holiday wishlist, bookmark it for future use, print it out and turn it into a vision board, etc etc.

    Also: please comment with any additional texts you think deserve a spot on the syllabus!

    For those who refuse to give Jezebel clicks, here is the syllabus

    Yes, this is the same "Obamacare is like the N-Word" and "All your children belong to the government" woman. And the Jezzies think her and Maddow make MSNBC vastly superior to FAUX NEWZ!!!

    1. AuH20   12 years ago

      Also, we should totally do a Reason book club to read through this crap. It'd be more like a book club/AA meeting, given the sheer amount of alcohol it would take for me to read that.

      1. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

        Weren't you going to do a "I read it so you don't have to" on Marcotte or something?

        1. AuH20   12 years ago

          I was, before I returned it the library unread. I just got busy. It is still on my to-do list, though.

          I'm just thinking it will be Lovecraft meet crazy feminist drivel. My slow descent into madness documented for the world to see.

          1. Bobarian   12 years ago

            "It is still on my to-do list"

            Sounds like a do-do list.

    2. califernian   12 years ago

      "When Chickenheads Come Home to Roost: A Hip-Hop Feminist Breaks it Down."

      This is contender for the best non-fiction title of all time. I can only imagine how amazing the content is.

  34. The Rt. Hon. Serious Man, Visc   12 years ago

    College: An island of authoritarianism in a sea of free speech

    This fall, students at Yale University fielded the first Republican candidate in 20 years for Ward One alderman of New Haven, Conn. Ward one encompasses the majority of Yale's central campus. Desperately seeking to overthrow the secure Democratic incumbent, Sarah Eidelson, student volunteers for the underdog Republican, Paul Chandler, canvassed campus with posters, fliers, and the like. However, their actions were met with administrative reproach and threats of discipline.

    Yale officials asked Ben Mallet, a sophomore at Yale and Chandler's campaign manager, to take down Republican campaign signs across campus. For failing to do so in the less-than-24-hour period requested, for postering in his dormitory, and for hanging a banner from his window without permission, he was sent to the Executive Committee, Yale's disciplinary-review board.

    I spoke with Mallet to confirm the reports. "We started to put up leaflets, put up posters, as did our opponents," Mallet tells me. Posters of both campaigns were strewn throughout the campus's residential colleges. Then Richard Schotten, the master of Mallet's residential college, e-mailed Mallet directing him to take down all the posters because his office had not approved them. "Eidelson's campaign wasn't disciplined by Yale at all," Mallet says.

    1. AuH20   12 years ago

      I mean, it's possible that the Democrat groveled to the appropriate administrator and got approval... but knowing colleges, this isn't likely the case.

      I was in college in 2010, and had a lot of fun making the Student Recreation people get really uncomfortable looks on their faces when I asked, "There was viewing party for the 2008 elections... why none for the 2010?"

      (Official answer, BTW: The viewing parties were supposedly put on by the College Democrats. Which is funny, because I don't remember the school advertising that in 2010. They made it seem that it was their idea and their show)

      1. Raven Nation   12 years ago

        It's like that "event" where College Democrats gathered every year on the anniversary of the start of the Iraq War to plant flags and read off the names of all the US casualties. It was "not political" and was simply to commemorate US losses. No prizes for guessing which year was the last year most college Democrat groups held the ceremony.

    2. cavalier973   12 years ago

      Dude, if you want to maintain some sort of "conservative purity", why are you attending Yale?

  35. Jayburd   12 years ago

    End result of American education. http://www.alternet.org/belief.....-1-problem

    1. Jayburd   12 years ago

      "Why Atheist Libertarians Are Part of America's 1 Percent Problem
      Thinking Ron Paul is a genius because he's anti-war and anti-drug law is like thinking a Big Mac is good for you because it has lettuce and a pickle."

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