Friday Funnies: Support the Surge

Henry Payne | 10.25.2013 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 12 years ago

Looks like a drag (the country down) race.
invisible furry hand 12 years ago

oooh, satire!
Ted S. 12 years ago

NEEDZ MOAR LABELZ!!!111!!!
Brian D 12 years ago

I GET IT!
Ted S. 12 years ago

And why does the guy in the car on the right have a tiny black penis, but massively oversized Hispanic testicles?
1. invisible furry hand 12 years ago
  
  "I beheld the wretch ? the miserable monster whom I had created. He held up the curtain of the bed; and his eyes, if eyes they may be called, were fixed on me. His jaws opened, and he muttered some inarticulate sounds, while a grin wrinkled his cheeks."
  1. Ted S. 12 years ago
    
    So you created Warty! 😉
Longtorso, Johnny 12 years ago

New rule, 3 word limit in Friday 'Funny' cartoons. One lash w/ a bullwhip for every word over that limit for Bok or Payne/
1. Smilin' Joe Fission 12 years ago
  
  Sometimes man you just gotta roll with it.
  1. Lady Bertrum 12 years ago
    
    Roll that beautiful bean footage.
    1. Almanian! 12 years ago
      
      Jack Frapp is NOT gonna be pleased with this. LOL
      
      http://www.jackfrappwilltakenocrap.de/anonbot
2. np 12 years ago
  
  Better rule: Friday Funnies need to be funny.
  1. Swiss Servator, Climb Eiger! 12 years ago
    
    You ask too much.
  2. Ted S. 12 years ago
    
    At least the comments are funny.
    
    (Well, some of them.)
    1. UnCivilServant 12 years ago
      
      Okay, AnonBot sometimes gets a chuckle out of me, but that's all I'll admit to.
JidaKida 12 years ago

Sometimes man you jsut gotta roll with it.

http://www.AnonBliss.tk
BlueBook 12 years ago

Just finished watching a cspan thing with what I guess could be called mainstream newspaper op/ed cartoonists. Goddamn there's some serious brain death out there. Our Reason toons may be a bit dull, but at least they have some logical consistency. Bonus from the cspan vid: obligatory crazy ranting guy demanding that the cartoonists explain the failure of the media to explain the failure of the Iraq war.
1. Ted S. 12 years ago
  
  Just finished watching a cspan thing
  
  There's your first mistake.
Copernicus 12 years ago

I rarely read or pay attention to political cartoons but,

That's the weakest one I've ever seen.
1. Marshall Gill 12 years ago
  
  Just wait until next Friday.
  1. Rich 12 years ago
    
    Past performance is no guarantee of future results.
    1. Restoras 12 years ago
      
      I think it is with Bok and Payne.
2. Irish 12 years ago
  
  That's the weakest one I've ever seen.
  
  This isn't in the top 15 worst that I've seen on this website.
  
  I think they're just trolling us at this point.
UnCivilServant 12 years ago

Soo... Why is Bush driving a British car?
1. Copernicus 12 years ago
  
  Cheney's driving.
  1. UnCivilServant 12 years ago
    
    So no suble callback to his better US-UK relations then?
    1. Copernicus 12 years ago
      
      No, the "Cheney is the master-mind" meme is the strongest meme there is.
Palin's Buttplug 12 years ago

BOOOSSSHHHH!

When are people going to forget about his massive failures and forgive the GOP?
1. Restoras 12 years ago
  
  D-
  Lacks originality and introspection.
  1. SugarFree 12 years ago
    
    Sounds like the substitute got called n again today. I hope our regular "shrike" wasn't run over and his corpse raped by a pack of dogs or anything.
    1. Swiss Servator, Climb Eiger! 12 years ago
      
      rabid dogs.
      1. SugarFree 12 years ago
        
        See, you had to take it too far and make it just seem silly, didn't you? [shakes head, walks out]
    2. Marshall Gill 12 years ago
      
      I hope our regular "shrike" wasn't run over and his corpse raped by a pack of dogs or anything.
      
      Oh, sarcasm. For a second I was wondering why you would hope this had not happened.
    3. invisible furry hand 12 years ago
      
      it's the dogs i feel sorry for
2. Acosmist 12 years ago
  
  The point of this is "Obama is as bad as Bush," not vice versa. You really want to admit to not understanding that? Most people want to hide their utter stupidity.
np 12 years ago

Why is Bush driving a right-hand drive car?
1. Restoras 12 years ago
  
  Morgan Freeman is driving.
  1. UnCivilServant 12 years ago
    
    I'm getting Deja vu all over again.
    
    Who else is driving that car?
Irish 12 years ago

Why are their names on their license plates? And shouldn't Obama have some kind of a chauffeur considering that he is the sitting president? There doesn't even seem to be a Secret Service detail.

D+. At least it's better than his usual work.
1. Swiss Servator, Climb Eiger! 12 years ago
  
  "At least it's better than his usual work."
  
  Talk about damning with faint praise.
Almanian! 12 years ago

Awful. Therefore, perfect.

Happy Friday, Reasonoids.
Restoras 12 years ago

I know it is T-15 minutes for AM links but I am going to ask this question here anyway.

Does anyone have a2ny experience with the Mauser M98 that Sig Sauer is making? Apparently they are using the specs for the Mauser k98 and I am thinking of pciking one up.
1. Rich 12 years ago
  
  AnonBot, what have you done with Restoras?!
GILMORE 12 years ago

I don't get it
lap83 12 years ago

You're all wrong about the driving. They're both British cars, but that's not Obama on the right. That's a chimney brush which Pelosi dressed up like Obama so she could be in the carpool lane.

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