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Moody's Reports U.S. Default Unlikely, Feds Boot Volunteer Mowing Lincoln Memorial Lawn, FOIA Requests to NSA Up 1000 Percent: P.M. Links

Ed Krayewski | 10.9.2013 4:30 PM

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    The credit rating agency Moody's reports that a US government default is unlikely even absent an increase in the debt limit, while Republicans remind Democrats that they, too, once opposed increasing the debt limit.

  • Individuals, businesses and even local and state agencies are increasingly ignoring federal orders to shut down. Federal authorities, meanwhile, booted a volunteer trying to mow the Lincoln Memorial lawn. The partial government shutdown has also forced craft breweries to put their plans for new beers on hold because new recipes and even labels require federal approval. President Obama scheduled meetings with House Democrats today and House Republicans tomorrow to discuss ending the partial shutdown.
  • FOIA requests to the NSA are up 1000 percent since the first Edward Snowden disclosures earlier this year.
  • Several Democrat lawmakers were arrested during an immigration rally held at the National Mall today.
  • The former mayor of Detroit, Kwame Kilpatrick, will be sentenced in federal court tomorrow on 24 counts of bribery, extortion, racketeering, fraud, and tax evasion.
  • An off-duty undercover NYPD officer involved in a road rage incident between an SUV driver and a motorcycle gang has been arrested on riot and criminal mischief charges, possibly compromising a wider investigation.
  • A PPP poll shows a majority of Texans supporting the legalization of recreational marijuana.
  • Malala Yousafzai the Pakistani girls' activist who the Taliban attempted to kill says she hasn't done enough to deserve the Nobel Peace Prize, for which she was nominated.
  • NASA's Juno spacecraft flies by the Earth today for a gravity boost on its way to Jupiter.

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  1. The Rt. Hon. Serious Man, Visc   12 years ago

    FOIA requests to the NSA are up 1000 percent since the first Edward Snowden disclosures earlier this year.

    The Most Transparent Administration Ever is on it!

    1. Ted S.   12 years ago

      Of course, they can't fulfill the requests because shutdown. Or FYTW.

      1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

        You know, that's a good question--does FOIA allow for delays due to funding shortfalls?

        1. Rich   12 years ago

          Sorry, that's classified.

          1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

            Game, set, match. I lose.

        2. gaijin   12 years ago

          It's a practical matter. How are they supposed to buy all the black markers they use if the government isn't funded?

          1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

            I'm sure the intelligence guys are all "essential," so the redacting should be funded.

            1. Cascadian Ephor Xenocles   12 years ago

              FOIA compliance office is probably not.

              1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

                I was just kidding. The government is funded for everything it wants to be, nothing it doesn't.

    2. Jordan   12 years ago

      The shredders are working overtime.

  2. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    An off-duty undercover NYPD officer involved in a road rage incident between an SUV driver and a motorcycle gang has been arrested on riot and criminal mischief charges, possibly compromising a wider investigation.

    That marijuana ring bust is a bigger fish to fry than saving some douchebag in an SUV from a beatdown.

    1. fish   12 years ago

      If his death keeps one kid from getting high it will have been worth it!

      1. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

        To be fair, I don't know that it was a drug case. It could have been a prostitution ring or illegal trans fat trade.

        1. DJF   12 years ago

          He could have been assisting the Feds investigation of an illegal label on a craft beer bottle.

        2. Sevo   12 years ago

          ..."It could have been a prostitution ring or illegal trans fat trade."

          Smuggled tobacco!

  3. rts   12 years ago

    Hells Angels call B.C. clubhouse seizures Charter violation

    The Hells Angels motorcycle club has launched a legal challenge against a B.C. law used by the province to seize three clubhouses allegedly used for criminal activities, arguing the law violates their Charter rights.

    "Governments everywhere are now routinely using these civil forfeiture laws as a substitute for the criminal process" said Ciarnello in a statement.

    1. Ted S.   12 years ago

      BC will invoke the Notwithstanding Clause, because fuck you, that's why.

      1. rts   12 years ago

        That seems unlikely.

        This story amuses me more for the "only guys willing to stand up for their rights around here are motorcycle gangs" angle. I hope they win.

      2. neoteny   12 years ago

        BC will invoke the Notwithstanding Clause

        No need for it; in Canuckistan, all rights are conditional on being "subject only to such reasonable limits prescribed by law as can be demonstrably justified in a free and democratic society".

        So the FYTW is built into the Charter of Rights and Freedoms.

  4. waffles   12 years ago

    A PPP poll shows a majority of Texans supporting the legalization of recreational marijuana.

    As goes Texas so goes the United States? Nah, Pennsylvania can hold out forever. Still, was this an online poll? I heard 20% of old people don't know how to use a computer. AND THEY VOTE.

    1. PD Scott   12 years ago

      A PPP Poll?

      Puff-Puff-Pass?

      1. Ted S.   12 years ago

        Obama bogarted your comment.

        1. PD Scott   12 years ago

          "There are those who say... wait, what was I talking about?"

          1. Rich   12 years ago

            *** giggles uncontrollably ***

    2. Hyperion   12 years ago

      MD will never legalize. There's some 300 year old law that prevents it, I'm sure.

      And, yes, old people vote and they get all of their news from the teevee, it's a bad combination. Maybe those death panels are a good idea afterall.

      1. Zeb   12 years ago

        The nice thing about old people is that there is a lot of turnover among their ranks. So there's some hope yet.

        1. Tonio   12 years ago

          But the life expectancy keeps increasing, and there are a lot of boomers.

          1. Hyperion   12 years ago

            That's not anything that a few years of Obamacare can't cure, Tonio.

    3. Apatheist ?_??   12 years ago

      Even if true the state legislature and governor aren't likely to do anything about it for a long while. I love that our legislature meets so little and the governor has so little power. Most of the time, the little they do the better but when its something like this it hurts.

    4. Pathogen   12 years ago

      "Nah, Pennsylvania can hold out forever..."

      Florida will be the last bastion of the Drug Warrior?... Seizing the ill-gotten proceeds of indiscriminate forfeiture from the FDLEs cold dead hands..

    5. pan fried wylie   12 years ago

      I heard 20% of old people don't know how to use a computer. AND THEY VOTE.

      #1 reason for online voting.

    6. Sudden   12 years ago

      A PPP poll shows a majority of Texans supporting the legalization of recreational marijuana.

      You would too if Matt Schaub was your QB.

  5. Derpetologist   12 years ago

    AGW advocate refuses to debate skeptic:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLgUv_znMMw

    What a bunch of laughable frauds!

    1. PD Scott   12 years ago

      Debate would involve the advocate producing more CO2 and water vapor!

      1. Derpetologist   12 years ago

        They could buy offsets...

    2. BakedPenguin   12 years ago

      "That's some good sciencin' there, Lou."

      I could have sworn that 'falsifiable' was an actual part of science.

    3. a better weapon   12 years ago

      Stossel bugs me. I have an incredibly hard time watching him speak. I enjoy his libertarianism-for-idiots articles, but his voice and mannerisms make me want to punch him for some reason.

      1. Almanian!   12 years ago

        He does sound smarmy. It's irritating, and it gets old quickly.

        1. edcoast   12 years ago

          He does the faux "but doesn't the other side say this?" in that sarcastic tone. I agree with his viewpoints, but he does get old quickly.

      2. Emmerson Biggins   12 years ago

        He is the Reader's Digest of Libertarianism. Pretty boring if you've read it more than twice, but still necessary to explain things to stupid people in a way they can understand.

        1. califernian   12 years ago

          but still necessary to explain things to stupid people in a way they can understand.

          So basically everyone

  6. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Several Democrat lawmakers were arrested during an immigration rally held at the National Mall today.

    Because the Mall is closed?

    1. playa manhattan   12 years ago

      Seeing Charlie Rangel in handcuffs made me really happy for some reason.

      1. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

        It made me sad, because it was for all the wrong reasons.

      2. playa manhattan   12 years ago

        Here is the money shot:
        http://www.thegatewaypundit.co.....ly-in-d-c/

      3. Tonio   12 years ago

        Meh. What happened to them immediately afterwards, and did their experiences differ from those of the scruffy kids protesting whatever it is they protest these days?

    2. playa manhattan   12 years ago

      And Obama gave them special permission to be there because he agrees with their cause..

    3. Rich   12 years ago

      Eight lawmakers who took park in the protests -- all of them Democrats -- blocked traffic while standing silently

      Emphasis added. WTF? More lawbreaking by the lawmakers.

      1. Mad Scientist   12 years ago

        Having to get somewhere by a certain time is for little people.

      2. PD Scott   12 years ago

        blocked traffic

        Sure, now that Miriam Carey is safely dead...

  7. The Rt. Hon. Serious Man, Visc   12 years ago

    NASA's Juno spacecraft flies by the Earth today for a gravity boost on its way to Jupiter.

    Don't they watch Star Trek? That's a surefire way to send it back in time.

    1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

      ERROR. . .ERROR. . .STER-I-LIZE.

      1. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

        Wrong episode. Juno is going to meet Teri Garr.

        1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

          What, Juno is a cat?

          1. C. Anacreon   12 years ago

            Nope, pregnant teenager.

        2. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

          I wouldn't mind going back in time to meat late 60's Teri Garr.

          Jus' sayin'

          1. C. Anacreon   12 years ago

            Jus' sayin' you SF'd the link

            1. Rich   12 years ago

              You can't link to something in the past. It's physically impossible.

            2. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

              Eh...it was just porn music.

          2. JW   12 years ago

            ERROR...ERROR...AEROBICISE...

        3. Corning   12 years ago

          Will they pick up Persis Khambatta along the way?

    2. Mickey Rat   12 years ago

      TIME HAS RESUMED ITS SHAPE. ALL IS AS IT WAS BEFORE. MANY SUCH JOURNEYS ARE POSSIBLE. LET ME BE YOUR GATEWAY.

      1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

        They should do a made-for-TV movie about the Guardian. The whole thing is just a camera pointed at the Guardian--never cutting away. Sometimes people go in, sometimes they go out. The Guardian talks to them. The rest of the time, it's just the Guardian. Maybe it talks to itself, maybe it doesn't.

  8. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    President Obama scheduled meetings with House Democrats today and House Republicans tomorrow to discuss ending the partial shutdown.

    As no negotiation will be going on, I assume this will just be staring matches.

    1. gaijin   12 years ago

      They are setting a trap!

    2. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

      Gosh, how about meeting all at once, rather than making sure the Senate will join you in stonewalling, asshole?

      I wonder if there's any way to get the Senate to break first? It has more to lose than our lamest duck ever.

  9. sloopyinca   12 years ago

    Hey, it was probably just a sting operation gone wrong.

    I thought there was a case a while back where VA cops were fucking whores and then busting them. Perhaps this upstanding officer deserves a medal as opposed to a criminal charge.

    1. playa manhattan   12 years ago

      I think there was a South Park about that..

      1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

        Life imitate art again.

        Why is the "art" that's always being imitated a South Park plot?

        1. Somalian Road Corporation   12 years ago

          Speaking of, I'm expecting the episode that's supposed to touch on Zimmerman to bring forth oceans of inchoate rage.

          1. seguin   12 years ago

            Yeah. From me. There goes the one TV show that challenged the orthodoxy.

      2. The Rt. Hon. Serious Man, Visc   12 years ago

        Yep

    2. Ted S.   12 years ago

      Goddamn it! Why does the URL stop at "Fort Worth Officer Charged With"? Now I'm going to have to click on your link!

    3. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

      Speaking of that. I'm so disappointed in DC Comic's The Movement. The first few issues deal with the origin of a superhero team that comes together to fight a corrupt police department. Two cops try to sexually blackmail a 16 year old girl, the police chief tries to fire them but the Police union protects them and he can't do shit. So the police chief's daughter dons a mask to beat the shit out of them. Great stuff, right? Sadly, by issue 6 or 7, it's turned full on, balls-to-the-wall Occutard.

      Fuck Grant Morrison and his Obama cock-sucking fetish.

      1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

        You read DC Comics? What the fuck is wrong with you, man? DC has always sucked the state's cock, continues to suck the state's cock and will suck the state's cock in the future.

        I hate those cocksuckers.

        1. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

          Still. Batman.

        2. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

          I dunno. When I was a kid, I liked a few, like Sgt. Rock and Green Lantern. Really need a power ring about now if any benevolent superaliens are reading this.

          1. Mickey Rat   12 years ago

            You aspire to be a space cop?

  10. wakeup   12 years ago

    mow the lawn

    Snicker.

  11. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

    FOIA requests to the NSA are up 1000 percent since the first Edward Snowden disclosures earlier this year.

    FOIA requests didn't get into Dickless Cheney's secret Energy Task Force - they sure as hell aren't going to get the goods on the NSA.

    1. John   12 years ago

      Go fuck yourself you little weirdo. We know the talking points. You fuck them up most of the time. But we still know them. Go grief somewhere else. Everyone here hates you. And no one fucking cares what talking points the shit heads at Kos gave you to post today. Your cover has long since been blown. You can't be a griefer after everyone figures out that is what you are.

      1. fish   12 years ago

        Easy John.....in these difficult times when people aren't being adequately governed it is important to be tolerant of Bowel Obstructions....issues!

      2. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

        John, I will post here just to remind you of how wrong you are all the time. From your shitty predictions to the many times I offered to quit if you could prove me wrong on a specific issue (like GE not taking TARP).

        You are always wrong because you are fucking stupid.

        You will always be stupid.

        And I am here to remind you of that.

        1. Hyperion   12 years ago

          We've already proved you wrong about the IRS scandal not being a real scandal.

          Now, be gone, troll!

        2. sloopyinca   12 years ago

          Haha. You started your last sentence with "and" when either a comma at the end of the preceding sentence or dropping the "and" would have been the correct way to do it.

          Who's fucking stupid now, you stupid fuck?

        3. John   12 years ago

          You post on here to spread the same tired ass talking points your handlers give you. Be gone Troll!!

        4. DesigNate   12 years ago

          Multiple people have proved you wrong on multiple occasions, yet you're still here. Like a boil on the ass of a newt that can't be popped and just won't wither and die.

    2. Derpetologist   12 years ago

      "But Mommy, he did it FIRST!"

    3. PapayaSF   12 years ago

      Gee, what could possibly be the difference, in a FOIA sense, between the records of a Vice President talking to advisors, and the records of a giant federal agency?

    4. a better weapon   12 years ago

      The tu quoque is really irritating on its own, but its made worse by your constant insistence that everyone here is a team red knob washer.

      It's like fucking clockwork. I'm sure I'll find some delicious projection from you further down the comments too.

  12. The Rt. Hon. Serious Man, Visc   12 years ago

    Malala Yousafzai the Pakistani girls' activist who the Taliban attempted to kill says she hasn't done enough to deserve the Nobel Peace Prize, for which she was nominated.

    Wow, humility, that is genuinely nice to hear.

    And I'm sure one day she can drone bomb enough weddings to earn that peace prize.

    1. playa manhattan   12 years ago

      I happy to hear about her humility, plus it makes Obama look really bad...

      1. playa manhattan   12 years ago

        *I'm*

      2. RyanXXX   12 years ago

        Came here to comment the same thing. Except not only has Obama "not done enough," he has actually done things directly in contradiction to what the prize is supposed to represent.

    2. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

      She's probably just politely declining to be in the company of a man who is constantly raining death down on Pakistani children.

      1. db   12 years ago

        I wonder -- did Obama try to pre-empt his award by saying he hadn't done enough after he was nominated, or did he wait until the award was presented to fake humility?

        1. Anomalous   12 years ago

          Did he even attempt to fake humility? I don't know how he'd be able to do it without breaking up laughing.

          1. db   12 years ago

            IIRC, he at least said something in his acceptance speech about trying to live up to the expectations.

            1. Marshall Gill   12 years ago

              Talk about your low bar.

  13. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    The former mayor of Detroit, Kwame Kilpatrick, will be sentenced in federal court tomorrow on 24 counts of [the usual]...

    I thought he was already in prison.

    1. kinnath   12 years ago

      I believe the state got to him first.

  14. Derpetologist   12 years ago

    Thomas Sowell demolishes the idea of interpreting the Constitution:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW-HJ9nRwhs

    1. A Secret Band of Robbers   12 years ago

      I appreciate Sowell's economics, but the man goes full TEAM RED retard on social issues so easily it's embarrassing.

    2. Frosty   12 years ago

      I watched the whole video and fail to see where the indictment lays.

      ...And lurking...

  15. Steve G   12 years ago

    Seriously, ef the CPSC:

    http://www.unitedweball.org/the-backstory/

    Glad I bought my buckyballs while I still could

    1. gaijin   12 years ago

      United we ball? You crazy ballers!

    2. Zeb   12 years ago

      You can still buy all the small spherical magnets you want from places like this: http://www.kjmagnetics.com/products.asp?cat=12 . Which makes the whole Buckeyballs story extra stupid and maddening. The CPSC didn't make it illegal to sell the product. They just decided to fuck over that one particular company.

  16. The Rt. Hon. Serious Man, Visc   12 years ago

    Jay Carney can neither confirm nor deny if Obama has attempted to use the online exchanges himself

    White House press secretary Jay Carney isn't sure whether President Obama has tried out HealthCare.gov for himself.

    "There's no question that he's capable" of using technology, Carney said Wednesday of the iPad-obsessed president.

    Carney told Chicago Sun-Times reporter Lynn Sweet that Obama has been "shown how the system works ... so I know he's very familiar with it."

    But "I don't know he's personally gone on the website" other than during his briefings.

    Just say it, Jay: laws and waiting on bureaucracy are for the little people.

    1. Certified Public Asskicker   12 years ago

      iPad-obsessed president

      Is he really obsessed, or is he just being forced to use it?

      1. Restoras   12 years ago

        He uses it as his own Magic Mirror, telling him how wonderful he is. As long as he doesn't put it down he doesn't have to face reality.

      2. Enough About Palin   12 years ago

        So what games does he play on it?

        1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

          Colossal Cave Adventure?

          1. Marshall Gill   12 years ago

            Dude, I ran out of brain bleach last week. Stop that shit!

    2. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

      Okay, that's a totally meaningless statement. About the iPad, I mean. My six year-old uses the heck out of our iPad. On her own. So Obama's ability to use an iPad is irrelevant as to whether he can navigate through this abomination he's birthed.

      1. gaijin   12 years ago

        So Obama's ability to use an iPad is irrelevant

        iPad = iDentity

      2. playa manhattan   12 years ago

        Oh yeah, the ipad is a great babysitter. I just get pissed when I see finger grease on the flatscreen... That, and my 2 year old doesn't realized that fish aquariums aren't touchscreen...

        1. neoteny   12 years ago

          fish aquariums aren't touchscreen

          Yes they are; I've coded one into LeapFrog's Doc McStuffin game myself.

          1. playa manhattan   12 years ago

            Ha. I mean real fish aquariums. My barely 2 year old gets mad when the fish don't go where he wants them to and tells me that the tank is "broken".

            1. neoteny   12 years ago

              That's because life doesn't imitate "art" appropriately. 🙂

      3. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

        Yeah, any asswipe can use an iPad.

        Now if could use an HP-12C that would be impressive.

        (That is a financial calculator for you non-finance riff-raff)

        1. Hyperion   12 years ago

          Now if could use an HP-12C

          Well, using one of them is clearly not a cure for stooped. The proof is indisputable.

        2. Andrew S.   12 years ago

          Reverse Polish Notation FTW.

        3. Certified Public Asskicker   12 years ago

          Shreek so smart! He bang on calcoolador to make big number!

        4. DesigNate   12 years ago

          Hahahahahahahahahahaha

          Wait, you really think you have a clue about finance?

          Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

        5. KPres   12 years ago

          Is that what told you gold was in freefall and headed for $600/ounce a week before it bottomed out at $1200?

        6. GILMORE   12 years ago

          if you work in "finance" and need a calculator, you are probably in "accounting"

    3. wareagle   12 years ago

      but not even His Emptyness (stolen from one of you) can navigate a website that crashes, won't accept info, or is otherwise a cluster.

    4. Rich   12 years ago

      "There's no question that he's capable" of using technology .... Obama has been "shown how the system works ... so I know he's very familiar with it."

      Why, I'll bet he can reposition a satellite better than Chloe!

      1. Mickey Rat   12 years ago

        And here I thought he went around naked and unwashed , eating with his fingers and defecating on the White House Lawn.

    5. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

      iPad-obsessed president

      No wonder Thane dislikes him so.

    6. Bryan C   12 years ago

      "There's no question that he's capable" of using technology, Carney said

      We now have reason to suspect that the President is secretly Amish.

      1. AuH20   12 years ago

        Unless that's just what the Amish want you to think!

    7. R C Dean   12 years ago

      "There's no question that he's capable" of using technology,

      Although, Jay, now that you mention it . . . .

      1. Cdr Lytton   12 years ago

        Why is it every time Carney asserts something, I immediately doubt it?

  17. Jordan   12 years ago

    Malala Yousafzai the Pakistani girls' activist who the Taliban attempted to kill says she hasn't done enough to deserve the Nobel Peace Prize, for which she was nominated.

    The narcissist-in-chief is puzzled. She hasn't vaporized anybody; why would she be nominated? And why would she refuse an honor she is not qualified for?

  18. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Malala Yousafzai the Pakistani girls' activist who the Taliban attempted to kill says she hasn't done enough to deserve the Nobel Peace Prize, for which she was nominated.

    She doesn't even own a Predator drone.

  19. Eduard van Haalen   12 years ago

    The Weekly Standard link says it doesn't know the name of the guy moving near the Lincoln memorial.

    His name is Chris Cox.

    ""These are our memorials. Do they think that we're just going to let them go to hell? No," Cox exclusively told All-News 99.1 reporter John Domen. "If they shut down our memorials, we're still going to take the trash out, we're going to clean the windows, we're going to cut the grass, we're going to pull the weeds, we're going to do the tree work."

    And it gets better. While he's working, he carries the flag of his home state - South Carolina.

    When a guy with a South Carolina flag shows more zeal for cleaning up outside that *Lincoln* memorial than the Park Service, then, Houston, we have a problem.

    http://washington.cbslocal.com.....urloughed/

    1. Eduard van Haalen   12 years ago

      Here's a photo of the guy with the lawnmower and flag.

      http://myfox8.com/2013/10/09/m.....ial-photo/

    2. playa manhattan   12 years ago

      I took my kids to the Reagan Library on Monday (school holiday) and it was mostly closed. Except for the dozens of volunteers who gave tours. The only thing that was actually closed was the cashier, so everything was free!

      1. Rich   12 years ago

        Except for the dozens of volunteers who gave tours.

        Up against the wall!

    3. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

      Cox, who carries with him the state flag of South Carolina, hopes his Memorial Militia will expand to include other volunteers before Sunday's event.

      Clearly, the man is a "domestic terrorist" and the full force of the state should be used to stop him.

      1. playa manhattan   12 years ago

        Well, the fox8 article did say that the man was "armed with a lawnmower and a South Carolina state flag".

        Scary!

      2. Hyperion   12 years ago

        Clearly another one of those radical anarchists, like the lawn mower guys in Detroit, riding around on his assault mower and illegally mowing stuff. It's a damn epidemic, call in DHS! For the children!

  20. John   12 years ago

    http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2013/1.....te-effect/

    Anti bullying programs cause students to bully and teach bullies how to bully and not get caught. Top men.

    1. Ted S.   12 years ago

      The State is the biggest bully of them all.

    2. PD Scott   12 years ago

      "Ha-ha!"

    3. Eduard van Haalen   12 years ago

      So the anti-bullying programs still aren't as good as the anti-bullying program the average student has at the end of his/her good right arm?

      1. db   12 years ago

        Seriously. In 9th grade I was a rather skinny kid from a different school--ripe for being bullied. Several of my friends who came with me from the Catholic elementary school to the public high school were bullied. The first time it happened to me, I took a swing at the bully (guy 2x my weight and a wrestler). I lost the fight badly but gained a reputation for being willing to fight back and able to cause some damage so that no.one ever fucked with me again. I even got an invitation to join the wrestling team, which I eventually declined gracefully.

        1. JW   12 years ago

          I drove that lesson into my son's head: you only need to stand up to or hit back, a bully, once. They'll never bother you again. But, AFAIK, bullying has never come up. He's a pretty easy going kid.

          It's trite, but true: never start a fight, but always finish it.

          1. Mickey Rat   12 years ago

            And in this day and age , you are a Complete Monster for teaching him that.

        2. R C Dean   12 years ago

          Sounds like my experience as a middle schooler. Skinny, thick glasses, new in town.

          Took my Dad's advice: "The guy who lands the first punch usually wins the fight. So throw the first punch.'

          Worked a charm. He shoved. I cranked up and punched him in the gut. He tried to grab me. I threw him on the ground.

          No more bullying.

        3. Fatty Bolger   12 years ago

          Had a similar experience in Jr. High, only I didn't even need to fight. Just making it clear I would go down swinging was enough.

    4. a better weapon   12 years ago

      How soon is too soon to show my future kids the scene in Dazed and Confused of Adam Goldberg sucker punching the bully?

      1. Red Rocks Rockin   12 years ago

        You probably shouldn't show them the part where he gets the shit kicked out of him and ends up blubbering "You fucking fascist!" when its over.

  21. The Rt. Hon. Serious Man, Visc   12 years ago

    By 2047, the coldest years may be warmer than the hottest in the past

    If greenhouse emissions continue their steady escalation, temperatures across most of the earth will rise to levels with no recorded precedent by the middle of this century, researchers said Wednesday.

    Scientists from the University of Hawaii at Manoa calculated that by 2047, plus or minus five years, the average temperatures in each year will be hotter across most parts of the planet than they had been at those locations in any year between 1860 and 2005.

    To put it another way, for a given geographic area, "the coldest year in the future will be warmer than the hottest year in the past," said Camilo Mora, the lead scientist on a paper published in the journal Nature.

    Unprecedented climates will arrive even sooner in the tropics, Dr. Mora's group predicts, putting increasing stress on human societies there, on the coral reefs that supply millions of people with fish, and on the world's greatest forests.

    1. Derpetologist   12 years ago

      Any word on mass hysteria or cats and dogs living together?

    2. Jordan   12 years ago

      Good. I'm tired of only being able to swim outside for a few months a year. Winter, I'm tired of your shit.

      1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

        Welcome to Florida Planet!

        1. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

          Noooooo!

          Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking planet!

          While I won't miss winter, I will miss autumn.

          *sheds single tear*

          1. Warty   12 years ago

            What, is that the week that it rains in LA? Get out of here with your pretending you live in a place with seasons.

            1. playa manhattan   12 years ago

              That week is today. Sunny and 80 by the end of the week again...

            2. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

              Whatever bro, I have family in upstate NY, if I want seasons I just find an excuse to visit them. I'd be bummed if I couldn't go hiking in Letchworth Park in the fall again. I skedaddle before winter comes and return to my ever-temperate home.

              Also the week it rains is "false spring".

              1. James C. Bennett   12 years ago

                No, the week it rains is winter. The other two seasons are summer and fire.

                1. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

                  Water seems to be falling out of the sky this very moment. I am confused. Does anyone know what this phenomenon is called!?

                  "Fire" is wholly inadequate. "Santa Anas" includes everyone being on edge, ash raining from the sky, and the smell of a cow's asshole dominating everything for miles in every direction.

          2. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

            Salusa Snakanacondus.

        2. Pathogen   12 years ago

          Love bugs all year round?

    3. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

      by 2047, plus or minus five years, the average temperatures in each year will be hotter across most parts of the planet than they had been at those locations in any year between 1860 and 2005.

      So not even a "blink" by geologic age standards.

    4. waffles   12 years ago

      I'm buying land in Greenland. Or at least Nova Scotia.

    5. Gbob   12 years ago

      It's amazing how great ecological disaster is always going to be happening in 20-30 years. I recall (and, in fact argued this point myself when the science seemed air tight) that by 2015 we were supposed to be seeing exactly the same kind of predictions this article has for 2047.

      1. JW   12 years ago

        Every now and then, I look to see if anyone has produced a clearinghouse that indexes all of the false/wrong predictions by the AGW apocalyptics. It would be entertaining reading.

        1. Raven Nation   12 years ago

          Not exactly what you're looking for, but always fun:

          http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/warmlist.htm

      2. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

        Odd that it's always timed for the same time we're going to have fusion power plants.

        1. PD Scott   12 years ago

          And fusion is hot, so clearly?

          FUSION RESEARCH IS THE CAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING!!!

      3. db   12 years ago

        I wish they'd show their work. But people who rely on simple linear extrapolation of cherry picked data generally don't.

        1. R C Dean   12 years ago

          But enough about BP/shreek. . . .

      4. Pathogen   12 years ago

        "..I recall.. that by 2015 we were supposed to be seeing exactly the same kind of predictions this article has for 2047..."

        Postponed, because...sequester Shutdown?..

    6. Zeb   12 years ago

      This is just some crazy person making shit up, right?

  22. MJGreen   12 years ago

    Oh man, I've been going through that alternet piece on Balko that was linked in the AM, and it is great, great stuff. It's absolutely stuffed with Koch. This may be my favorite non-sequitur:

    As the Iraq war heated up in 2003, Balko published inflammatory pieces attacking affirmative action in public universities, while supporting private universities' rights to racial discrimination, citing Bob Jones University as an example.

    1. MJGreen   12 years ago

      Sorry, forgot the link.

    2. Derpetologist   12 years ago

      Racism is Team Blue ketchup- they put it on everything.

      1. Andrew S.   12 years ago

        Because they know it's a shut-down-the-debate accusation. Once you say somebody's a racist,you get to color everything they reply to you with as part of their racism.

        1. Loki   12 years ago

          Once you say somebody's a racist,you get to color everything they reply to you with as part of their racism.

          RACIST!!!!

          1. Andrew S.   12 years ago

            I knew that was coming.

        2. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

          Yeah, Stupid John called me a racist when I said Clarence Thomas was an affirmative action Justice.

          Yelling RACIST! is the refuge for an idiot with no argument.

          1. John   12 years ago

            You are a racist. No one calls you a racist. You have made it clear that is what you are. It is one of the more disgusting aspects of your admittedly disgusting personality.

          2. DesigNate   12 years ago

            Because it is, in fact, racist to assume that he got the job simply because of his race.

            Fuck off.

            1. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

              Pappy Bush told his staff to go find him a black conservative judge to replace Thurgood Marshall.

              AA all the way.

              1. Pathogen   12 years ago

                Sooo, you don't like Thomas?

      2. gaijin   12 years ago

        ^nice!

    3. playa manhattan   12 years ago

      Inflammatory=I don't like his opinion

      Plus, WTF does the Iraq war have to do with anything?

      1. Zeb   12 years ago

        I think they are trying to paint him as a secret neocon or something.

        1. MJGreen   12 years ago

          Yeah. The thesis is that Balko is a hardcore right wing propagandist trying to trick progressives. They never mention what Balko's stance on the war was, so this is clearly meant to imply that Balko must have supported the Iraq war too. After all, he's a racist right winger.

  23. sloopyinca   12 years ago

    Police Chief of Gary, Indiana wants officer fired for punching a handcuffed suspect in the face and lying to investigators.

    His attorney is saying it can't be proven that his client's punch to the face caused the broken bones and is also complaining that he faces a stiffer penalty than another (black) officer does for punching someone in the face in another incident.

    And while it's great that the other officer on the scene turned him to IAD, why didn't he merely arrest him for assault and battery right then and there?

    1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

      FTA (emphasis mine): Police Chief Ingram testified the recommended discipline is different because Price did not cause injuries as serious as Lunsford's, and the teen Price punched in the stomach was not in handcuffs.

      Neither officer was criminally prosecuted, by the way.

    2. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

      ...why didn't he merely arrest him for assault and battery right then and there?

      Read his union contract.

    3. Loki   12 years ago

      His attorney is saying it can't be proven that his client's punch to the face caused the broken bones...

      It's well known that sometimes the bones in people's faces will spontaneously break for no apparent reason. Not enough facts to go on, totality of the circs, etc. hth

      1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

        That's the worst defense of an indefensible action I've seen in a while. It's akin to the defense I've seen a few cops recently use: it was not the officer's gunshots that caused the death of the "suspect", but it was rather the fact that not enough oxygen was reaching his brain.

        1. Enough About Palin   12 years ago

          "but it was rather the fact that not enough oxygen was reaching his brain."

          That would be the cop's brain, right?

        2. a better weapon   12 years ago

          Isn't that exactly what they said about the Tsarnaev guy?

      2. R C Dean   12 years ago

        the bones in people's faces will spontaneously break for no apparent reason.

        Natural causes. Waddayagonnado?

    4. Bryan C   12 years ago

      "why didn't he merely arrest him for assault and battery right then and there?"

      Prime Directive 4. Classified.

  24. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    ...while Republicans remind Democrats that they, too, once opposed increasing the debt limit.

    Completely different situation. Let's see who can guess in what way...

    1. DesigNate   12 years ago

      Because fuck you, that's why?

      1. DesigNate   12 years ago

        Or is it because "it's different when we do it"?

  25. Enough About Palin   12 years ago

    Malala Yousafzai the Pakistani girls' activist who the Taliban attempted to kill says she hasn't done enough to deserve the Nobel Peace Prize, for which she was nominated.

    She's done more to earn one that Obama did.

    1. Loki   12 years ago

      This is a common mistake that I see alot of people of making. Obama didn't get a Nobel Peace prize, he got a Nobel Piece prize. As in he blew a lot of people into pieces with drone strikes.

      I can see why some people may be confused though. Admittedly I was too at first.

    2. Pathogen   12 years ago

      If you haven't blown up your neighbors house, at the behest of another neighbor (and your own sadistic impulses), you have done more to earn one that Obama did.

      /And that's one to grow on...

  26. Caleb Turberville   12 years ago

    http://www.tuscaloosanews.com/.....9742?tc=cr

    The University of Alabama (my alma mater) has decided to address the school's latest bout with racial tensions the only way the administration knows how: by holding a "forum on diversity" and smugly patting themselves on the back after its done.

    1. Caleb Turberville   12 years ago

      When Murphy took the podium he pointed to an old black-and-white photo of Vivian Malone being escorted to the university by Deputy U.S. Attorney General Nicholas Katzenbach and said, "That was accomplished by lawyers and bayonets. That was desegregation. The issue of integration is much harder."

      Murphy said that attorneys have made a lot of money over the years trying to prove that Alabama is not part of the U.S. and doesn't have to abide by the constitution.

      He said when the U.S. Supreme Court decided that segregated public schools needed to end, Alabama fought against it and politicians decided that if it couldn't be beat, schools in the state would just be privatized.

      What the hell?! Dude, "private schools" is not some code word for "segregation."

      1. Raven Nation   12 years ago

        "What the hell?! Dude, "private schools" is not some code word for "segregation."

        In general, no. But some districts did go that route. Where I used to live in Virginia, when they were forced to integrate, the county shut down the schools for three years. Most of the parents of white kids chipped in to start a private school which catered to the prosperous to rich people in the county. So, not only did they screw all the black people, they screwed most of the poor people as well.

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M.....E2.80.9364

    2. sloopyinca   12 years ago

      Wouldn't it be easier to just show their multi-racial football team beating the piss out of another multi-racial team by about 60 points to show that everyone should be treated the same?

      And to increase student participation, they could use footage of the Auburn game from as year.

      1. Caleb Turberville   12 years ago

        Unfortunately, every time a black players gets a $500 loan from a non-NCAA approved individual, the Alabama athletic department has to suspend said player until the NCAA can determine the status the player's eligibility.

        1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

          Hey, at least their program doesn't get fucked over when players barter their personal property in a free exchange with a local vendor. At least not lately.

        2. KDN   12 years ago

          Could be worse. If you play for Ohio State you get suspended 3 games for accepting the raise your boss offers.

          1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

            Citation fucking required!

            I mean, it's not like their daddies tried to sell them to the highest bidder and get away with it when the NCAA was tipped off.

            1. C. Anacreon   12 years ago

              I will give it to you Sloop. We just couldn't beat your Bucks Saturday night. Helluva game though. I still wonder if the outcome would have been different on the ref's spot on that 4th-and-one with two minutes left....

              1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

                I don't know, man. That was a tough call to get right either on the field or in the booth. The Buckeye defense was playing a lot better by that stage of the game, so a TD was not guaranteed. Northwestern is gonna play the Buckeyes again by the end of the season. I just can't see Michigan or Nebraska beating them.

            2. KDN   12 years ago

              Easy, compadre, I'm your friend out here. I was joking about the Posey suspension. You know, the one where he got an extra 3 games for accepting money for "work not performed"? It was a measly $750 over the course of a summer, which amounts to two week's pay at my college summer job.

              1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

                I'm sorry, man. If there's anything that gets me more riled up than even a good old-fashioned cop beatdown of a civilian, it's someone slandering the good name of The Ohio State University football team.

                And the really bad part about that was that he was getting paid the same as a non-football player for work performed at a charity golf tournament. But Johnny Fuckface can get caught on video signing autographs that showed up online the next day for sale, is shown on the video saying "I'm not here, right?" and is outed by the guy who said he payed him $10k and he gets sat out for 1/2 a game against Rice.

                1. Apatheist ?_??   12 years ago

                  and he gets sat out for 1/2 a game against Rice.

                  Yeah it should have been at least the whole game. Totally robbed us of our victory. Or so I tell my delusional self.

                  1. sloopyinca   12 years ago

                    Who names their school after a cereal grain anyway?

                    1. Apatheist ?_??   12 years ago

                      A ruthless capitalist murdered by his butler and lawyer actually.

                      There are a lot of asians though.

      2. Drake   12 years ago

        As long as it is a sub-conference patsy team, sure.

  27. John   12 years ago

    http://dailycaller.com/2013/10.....ayer-info/

    IRS sent tax payer info to the White House.

    Thanks, David. Thanks for the information on [6103]," White House official Lambrew wrote to IRS official David Fish in a July 20, 2012 exchange. "I am still hoping to understand whether the 50 percent rule is moot if the organization does not offer goods and services for sale to the general public. Do we assume that organizations like [6103] do offer goods and services for sale?"

    Another email from Montz to Ingram and others refers to the "[6103] memo" and the "[6103] letter" while discussing organizations that are not required to file 990?s.

    The IRS refuses to say who they were discussing.

  28. The Rt. Hon. Serious Man, Visc   12 years ago

    Niall Ferguson: Krug-tron, the Invincible, Part II

    As I pointed out yesterday, Paul Krugman's right to consign others to the "Always-Wrong Club" , and routinely to insult anyone who dares to disagree with him, is fatally vitiated by his own embarrassingly bad record of commentary on the European phase of the financial crisis. His repeated and erroneous predictions of the European Monetary Union's imminent collapse constitute a perfect example of what he and his cronies childishly call "derping": to "take a position and refuse to alter that position no matter how strongly the evidence refutes it, who continue to insist that they have The Truth despite being wrong again and again".

    Regrettably, Krugman - also known to himself and his cronies as "the Invincible Krugtron" - has not found time in his busy schedule of blogging to make the apologies that I believe are due, not only for his incivility and hypocrisy, but also for his own personal contribution to the crisis of confidence that afflicted Europe in 2011 and 2012. Seldom in the history of the economics profession can one man in a crowded theater have shouted fire more often and more loudly, apparently indifferent to the real economic consequences of his actions.

    **grabs popcorn, reads comments**

    1. playa manhattan   12 years ago

      I facebooked part I of this article, and received the angriest response I have gotten to any political post. I had 2 liberal pseudo-intellectual friends private message me to ask me to take it down. Apparently, there is an entire subculture of pretenders that actually worship everything Krugnuts says...

      1. Mad Scientist   12 years ago

        But they totally believe in freedom of speech.

      2. Certified Public Asskicker   12 years ago

        Who the fuck privately messages someone to remove a Facebook post?

        1. Tonio   12 years ago

          Stalinists. Duh.

        2. playa manhattan   12 years ago

          Pseudo-intellectuals who have their universe shattered and can't handle it, that's who.

          1. Certified Public Asskicker   12 years ago

            What was the reasoning?

            1. playa manhattan   12 years ago

              That it was so wrong that I should take it down to keep from misleading people. This from the same people who post links to articles saying that organic foods prevent autism...

              1. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

                who post links to articles saying that organic foods prevent autism

                I'm assuming that you sent him this?

                1. C. Anacreon   12 years ago

                  That is so awesome. Saving that one, thanks.

        3. JW   12 years ago

          Twits who haven't figured out how to click on that little 'x' in the corner to block a post, like I do with nearly all my proglodyte friends.

        4. AuH20   12 years ago

          A person who really shouldn't be your friend?

          1. playa manhattan   12 years ago

            I do a lot of business with the family of one of the guys, so I would say "former classmate that I tolerate" rather than "friend". Plus, I do get a sick sort of satisfaction from irritating him because he is so obsessive and dogmatically liberal...

  29. Eduard van Haalen   12 years ago

    Heavy metal restaurant in Chigago tries to commit sacrilege, manages to be lame instead:

    "The[ir new] burger features a 10-ounce beef patty accompanied by slow-braised goat, a "Ghost chile aioli," white cheddar cheese, a pretzel bun, a red wine reduction, and an *unconsecrated* communion wafer." [emphasis added]

    So, contrary to what they say on their Facebook page, it's not "the body of Christ."

    "...Father James Martin, a Jesuit priest, author of My Life with the Saints, and editor-at-large at America Magazine [said]...

    ""Technically, an unconsecrated host is just that ? unconsecrated and, basically, just a piece of bread...So, on the one hand, it may be just one burger joint's desperate attempt to attract customers and stir up some controversy, which always increases sales. On the other hand, as a Catholic, I find this kind of needless sarcasm annoying ? would they pull a stunt like this mocking Judaism or Islam? I doubt it. Anyway, Chicago is more known for its hot dogs: I'll stick to that.""

    http://www.forbes.com/sites/su.....ntroversy/

    1. Warty   12 years ago

      Ghost is fun. You'd hate them, like you hate all fun.

      1. Eduard van Haalen   12 years ago

        I like making fun of your goat-related sex habits...isn't that fun?

        But as to that video, I had to wash out the memory with a religiously-themed song about the Book of Exodus:

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=draPGbwdtzM

    2. Ted S.   12 years ago

      Heavy metal restaurant in Chigago tries to commit sacrilege, manages to be lame instead:

      You mean they tried to play disco?

    3. PD Scott   12 years ago

      Well, cheeseburgers aren't Kosher, are they?

      They could just hire a defrocked priest as a sous-chef to carry out the consecrations.

    4. Warty   12 years ago

      I've wanted to go to this place for years. I particularly like the look of the Goatsnake. And I particularly like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh4-JPaG-AM.

    5. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

      would they pull a stunt like this mocking Judaism

      Considering the burger is already mixing milk (cheese) and meat (goat), they're already breaking the rules of kosher...so mission accomplished.

      1. Eduard van Haalen   12 years ago

        Jews know that gentiles have different tastes in food.

        Offensive would be putting a yarmulke on a baconburger.

        But insulting Jews is easy - you just have to be born Jewish and you can say whatever you want.

        I would like to see the entree that mocks muslims. The Kaaba-kebob, for instance.

        1. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

          Well, Yiddish is an inherently funny language.

          1. Eduard van Haalen   12 years ago

            Those jokes are so dirty! You should be ashamed.

      2. Tonio   12 years ago

        Bravo, HM.

        Metal has always been about christian sacrilege, so this is like totally hum-drum predictable.

    6. Derpetologist   12 years ago

      I recall Chick-fil-A getting banned from Chicago by Team Blue because of anti-gay comments from the founder.

      If these guys really wanted to be edgy, they could serve a burger with a piece of barbed wire call it the Matthew Shepard.

      1. Mad Scientist   12 years ago

        But then their burgers would be...tasteless.

      2. Eduard van Haalen   12 years ago

        The Matthew Shepard's Pie - the crust is flaky, it uses soy-subsitute fake meat, and it has a strange-tasting creamy filling?*

        *Because the whole narrative of an anti-gay hate crime turned out to be fake.

  30. AuH20   12 years ago

    Horror movies like Pyscho kill (trans)people

    These movies do three main types of damage to trans* women. They present trans* women as mentally ill. They are people whose desire to be a woman is seen as just one part of what makes them crazy. They present trans* women as impostors. Even when the characters identify as transgender or transsexual, they are still seen as men who pretend to be or dress up like women. Finally, they present trans* women as dangerous. These "men in dresses" are serial killers, they are frightening and they are coming to get you. It is because of views like this that parents don't want their children to go to school with trans* students. It is because of views like this that trans* women who just need to go to the bathroom are accused of being perverts. It is because of views like this that trans* women like Islan Nettles and Dominique Newburn back in August and now Eyricka Morgan on September 24th are brutally murdered. When people look to pop culture and see trans* women portrayed as dangerous impostors that they should be afraid of, they cease to see trans* women as people and start seeing them as monsters. In the fictional world of movies it may be the trans* women who are frightening and menacing killers, but in real life, those trans* women are far, far more likely to be the victims of horrific and violent murders.

    1. Jordan   12 years ago

      Sorry, I didn't quite catch that. Can you repeat it?

    2. Eduard van Haalen   12 years ago

      Alfred Hitchcock has a lot to answer for!

      And I bet hockey players are still indignant that popular culture portrays people in hockey masks as serial killers.

      And English people are cheesed off that so many truly evil characters in popular culture have English accents (or *would* be cheesed off if it didn't give work to so many English actors).

      1. Killazontherun   12 years ago

        Alfred Hitchcock has a lot to answer for!

        So does Robert Altman for bringing Klinger into the world. Bigots, I tell you!

      2. Winston   12 years ago

        And English people are cheesed off that so many truly evil characters in popular culture have English accents

        Motti's lack of Britishness is disturbing.

  31. AuH20   12 years ago

    Horror movies like Pyscho kill (trans)people

    These movies do three main types of damage to trans* women. They present trans* women as mentally ill. They are people whose desire to be a woman is seen as just one part of what makes them crazy. They present trans* women as impostors. Even when the characters identify as transgender or transsexual, they are still seen as men who pretend to be or dress up like women. Finally, they present trans* women as dangerous. These "men in dresses" are serial killers, they are frightening and they are coming to get you. It is because of views like this that parents don't want their children to go to school with trans* students. It is because of views like this that trans* women who just need to go to the bathroom are accused of being perverts. It is because of views like this that trans* women like Islan Nettles and Dominique Newburn back in August and now Eyricka Morgan on September 24th are brutally murdered. When people look to pop culture and see trans* women portrayed as dangerous impostors that they should be afraid of, they cease to see trans* women as people and start seeing them as monsters. In the fictional world of movies it may be the trans* women who are frightening and menacing killers, but in real life, those trans* women are far, far more likely to be the victims of horrific and violent murders.

  32. AuH20   12 years ago

    Horror movies like Pyscho kill (trans)people

    These movies do three main types of damage to trans* women. They present trans* women as mentally ill. They are people whose desire to be a woman is seen as just one part of what makes them crazy. They present trans* women as impostors. Even when the characters identify as transgender or transsexual, they are still seen as men who pretend to be or dress up like women. Finally, they present trans* women as dangerous. These "men in dresses" are serial killers, they are frightening and they are coming to get you. It is because of views like this that parents don't want their children to go to school with trans* students. It is because of views like this that trans* women who just need to go to the bathroom are accused of being perverts. It is because of views like this that trans* women like Islan Nettles and Dominique Newburn back in August and now Eyricka Morgan on September 24th are brutally murdered. When people look to pop culture and see trans* women portrayed as dangerous impostors that they should be afraid of, they cease to see trans* women as people and start seeing them as monsters. In the fictional world of movies it may be the trans* women who are frightening and menacing killers, but in real life, those trans* women are far, far more likely to be the victims of horrific and violent murders.

    1. Andrew S.   12 years ago

      So nice you posted it thrice, Mr. Goldberg?

      1. AuH20   12 years ago

        Fucking tablets!

        1. Hyperion   12 years ago

          Fucking tablets!

          Stop complaining, I've been working on fucking laptop all fucking day! The power supply just died in my PC and I haven't had time to install this 850W monstrosity yet. I hate fucking laptops! And 2 times today I accidentally deleted an entire post because of this evil device of torture.

          Seriously, I'd rather post on my iPad.

      2. Enough About Palin   12 years ago

        Would that be Barry Goldberg?

        1. Andrew S.   12 years ago

          I thought that much was obvious.

    2. Mad Scientist   12 years ago

      Talk about absurd. Norman Bates wasn't a tranny. He was a schizo who happened to dress up like his mother when her personality was dominant. The dress had nothing to do with transexuality.

      1. Ted S.   12 years ago

        The psychiatrist at the end of the movie even explicitly explains this.

        "Why, I wouldn't even hurt this fly."

      2. Tonio   12 years ago

        Multiple Personality Disorder != Schizophrenic.

        1. C. Anacreon   12 years ago

          Thanks for posting that. Here's another easy way to remember:

          Schizophrenia: devastating and incurable endogenous brain illness that can have symptoms of psychosis, mood problems and interfere substantially with socialization and ambition, that affects about 1% of humans worldwide.

          Multiple Personality Disorder: probably doesn't exist, was way over-diagnosed as a fad in the 1990s.

    3. Ted S.   12 years ago

      I wonder what she thinks of Some Like it Hot.

      1. PD Scott   12 years ago

        "Nobody's perfect!"

        1. Ted S.   12 years ago

          Joe E. Brown is great.

    4. PapayaSF   12 years ago

      So now it's politically incorrect be creeped out by transvestism and transsexuality.

      And what's with the asterisk? Why "trans*"? Is that supposed to mean "all kinds of transsexuality"? Including, what, the transcontinental kind?

  33. Derpetologist   12 years ago

    The true path to peace in the Middle East:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIEeiDjdUuU

  34. Caleb Turberville   12 years ago

    http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_.....un-charges

    49ers linebacker Aldon Smith charged with illegal possession of an "assault weapon."

    1. Andrew S.   12 years ago

      Apparently the worst he had was one of these http://www.ammoland.com/2010/1.....2hG4GLf15. Scary looking, which is what matters, right?

      1. Caleb Turberville   12 years ago

        Well, surely he'll get a fair trial in the bastion of progressive idealism that is the San Francisco Bay Area?

      2. playa manhattan   12 years ago

        All he needed was one of these to make it legal:
        http://www.riflegear.com/p-58-.....utton.aspx

    2. Warty   12 years ago

      If convicted, Smith could face up to four years and four months in jail, the district attorney's office said.

      Four fucking years?!?!?! Fuck you.

      "The preamble to the assault weapons law states that each assault weapon 'has such a high rate of fire and capacity for firepower that its function as a legitimate sports or recreational firearm is substantially outweighed by the danger that it can be used to kill and injure human beings,'" District Attorney Jeff Rosen said. "California's prohibition of these powerful weapons is not about hunting or target practice. It is about interrupting the long history of death, carnage and grief assault weapons have inflicted on California communities."

      FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

      1. Caleb Turberville   12 years ago

        Just remember: If you're a black athlete, don't accept any payment while in college, and for the rest of your life, never own a gun...

        We have to maintain the good image of American sports, and that means mistreated, unarmed black people.

      2. JW   12 years ago

        Four years? How many people did he shoot?

      3. FYTW   12 years ago

        The preamble to the assault weapons law was pulled directly out of the filthy heat of Don Perata's wrinkled asshole. That Rosen is quoting it illustrates he doesn't have the foggiest fucking idea what he's talking about.

      4. Killazontherun   12 years ago

        Here's hoping Rosen gets raped by a wild pack of coyotes on a morning jog. What a cuntstain on the human condition.

  35. John   12 years ago

    WTF

    CRANSTON, R.I. -
    Terence McAuliffe, the former chairman of the national Democratic Party, was one of hundreds of people who invested in variable annuities that used terminally ill patients as the annuitants.

    McAuliffe and others became owners of the investment instruments through Cranston estate planner Joseph Caramadre. Caramadre pleaded guilty to stealing the identities of terminally ill patients and using that information to falsely apply for annuities and bonds with death puts.

    Prosecutors said Caramadre cost insurance companies between $37 million and $48 million from the scheme.

    Caramadre, with the help of a partner, would use personal information from terminally ill patients on investment applications that contained death benefits. The actual owners of the annuity would be Caramadre or hundreds of investors. In exchange for the personal information, Caramadre often times would help the families of the terminally ill to pay for funeral expenses

    http://www.turnto10.com/story/.....-caramadre

    1. Ted S.   12 years ago

      So this isn't just viatical insurance?

      1. Tonio   12 years ago

        Ted, you're going to have to explain that to our studio audience.

    2. Killazontherun   12 years ago

      Terence McAuliffe given villains from Michael Crichton novels and films (I'm thinking of Coma specifically which he directed too) a run for their money.

      Truly underrated talent in terms of a hard science fiction novelist. I think Spinrad once made the case he was the best at the science end of his generation. Though I'd say Gene Wolfe who hides the hard engineering that goes into his milieus under a ton of allusive detail.

      1. Killazontherun   12 years ago

        Terence McAuliffe, given giving

    3. DJF   12 years ago

      So he is qualified to be the next governor of Virginia since he steals from both the living and the dead.

    4. Plopper   12 years ago

      I did a search for "McAuliffe" on Google news and got zero hits about this.

      If this was a rethuglican it would be all over the media.

    5. PapayaSF   12 years ago

      Now the motivation behind Death Panels makes even more sense....

  36. Hyperion   12 years ago

    Hey, wait a minute here! Didn't the government invent the internet? Don't they own it? Are you people recreating here? Huh, are you?

  37. Derpetologist   12 years ago

    The facts of life for liberals:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLr2if-BdA4

  38. Anonymous Coward   12 years ago

    Obama's approval rating at 37%. Lower than Bush's at the same point in time of Dubya's second term.

    Weigel *spit* attempts to spin this into a positive. Fails miserably.

    1. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

      Dumbya descended all the way down to 23% in an LA Times/Bloomberg poll at the height of the Financial Meltdown.

      1. Anonymous Coward   12 years ago

        BOOOOOSSSSSSHHHH looms eternal, eh shriek?

      2. Andrew S.   12 years ago

        Lower than Bush's at the same point in time of Dubya's second term

        Was that bolded part unclear?

        1. Paul.   12 years ago

          I think what Shrike is trying to say is that Obama is 14% smarter than Bush.

        2. Jordan   12 years ago

          His feeble brain shut down before getting to that part. He has a special version of Touret's that causes him to shriek out Tu Quoque arguments as soon as he detects an insult to his messiah.

      3. Restoras   12 years ago

        Dance, SockPuppet!

      4. Loki   12 years ago

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYVwVvCn2Zs

    2. John   12 years ago

      Weigel yesterday was explaining how the media not asking obama any health care questions was all the Republicans fault because they were the one that made the shut down the big story. God that guy is a crap weasel.

      1. Mike M.   12 years ago

        "That guy" is right here above you in fact.

      2. Winston   12 years ago

        God that guy is a crap weasel.

        Not bad enough for Reason.

      3. Anonymous Coward   12 years ago

        When Lucy finally falls to the Dark Side like Weigel, the Republic as we know it will have died.

        1. John   12 years ago

          Never!!

        2. The Rt. Hon. Serious Man, Visc   12 years ago

          Lucy will never join the Dark Side. Today she is a libertarian, like the Jacket before her.

          1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

            Yeah, Lucy ain't no statist fuck.

            1. Auric Demonocles   12 years ago

              She doesn't confirm to your staist English conventions!

              1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

                Staist? Of, pertaining to, or characteristic of a person who, um, stays somewhere?

        3. Somalian Road Corporation   12 years ago

          Whatever happened with Lucy? Or did she choose to be all boring and professionally closemouthed about it instead of gossiping with us?

          1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

            She's now with the Russian government.

          2. VG Zaytsev   12 years ago

            She preferred principles over partaez (cocktail) and so had to be banished from cosmotopia.

  39. robc   12 years ago

    The partial government shutdown has also forced craft breweries to put their plans for new beers on hold because new recipes and even labels require federal approval.

    False. Labels only require federal approval if you are selling interstate. For entirely intrastate beers, no label approval is required.

    Also, very few beers need recipe approval, only those using "non-standard" ingredients.

    Also, also, turn around time for label approval was in months, so a few week shutdown isnt that big of a deal.

    1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

      You saw the news earlier about space brew being a real thing on the ISS, right?

      1. Auric Demonocles   12 years ago

        I need the link. Now. Now now now.

        1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

          Here's one.

          The big question is, what do you call space beer?

          1. Auric Demonocles   12 years ago

            Duh, you call it space beer. Then your marketing is already done.

            I have long said that my absolute dream job would be to run a brewery in space (including once to a girl in a bar who asked me that question... where very quickly ended the pick up attempt). In grad school I was discussing this dream with a friend, and we decided the best way to try to get it started would be to phrase it as a biology experiment to see the effects of microgravity on fermentation (e.g. what happens when the yeast don't have a 'top' or 'bottom' to flocculation) and try and get a grant. I'm so lazy I got scooped by a sixth grader who was just trying to get an A.

            1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

              I meant branding, not generically.

              Here's what you do. Go work for Bigelow Aerospace. Offer your technical services but also offer to work as a bartender at one of the hotels when they're up and operational. Serve booze in space while also experimenting with various space brews. Profit.

    2. PD Scott   12 years ago

      Why is the Fed govt in charge of approving (interstate) beer labels?

      1. robc   12 years ago

        Because the TTB said so.

        TTB does a small number of things related to beer:

        1. Collect taxes
        2. Collect taxes
        3. Makes sure you put the warning label on the beer
        4. Collect taxes
        5. Approve labels
        6. Approve recipes if involving non-standard ingredients
        7. Collect taxes
        8. Inspect to make sure you will be able to collect taxes
        9. Approve brewery licenses
        10. Collect taxes

        1. robc   12 years ago

          And, if it increases their chance of doing 1, 2, 4, 7, or 10, they will make the regulations easier.

          Hence, earlier this year, announcing the new rules wrt intrastate labels.

      2. Protagoronus   12 years ago

        Same reason they can stop you from growing wheat in your back yard for your own consumption (SET YELL) FYTW (END YELL)

  40. Killazontherun   12 years ago

    Even government economist are beginning to recognize the inadequacy of GDP measurement.

    http://bastiat.mises.org/2013/.....e-economy/

    Important Announcement and some good news: It looks like government may be starting to adopt my new macro model, based on my concept of Gross Domestic Expenditures (GDE), rather than the old GDP, which is what gives the false impression that consumption, rather than production and investing, is what makes the difference in the economy.

    . . .

    Here's why GDP is proving to be insufficient as "the" national income statistic: By focusing exclusively on final output, GDP measures only finished goods and services, what economists call the "use" economy. In limiting itself to final output only, GDP largely ignores or downplays the "make" economy, that is, the supply chain and intermediate stages of production required to produce all the finished goods and services.

    This narrow focus of GDP has created much mischief in the media, government policy, and boardroom decision-making. For example, journalists are constantly overemphasizing consumer and government spending as the driving force behind the economy, rather than saving, business investment, and technological advances. They note that consumer spending is by far the biggest part of GDP, followed by government. Private investment is a distant third.

    1. Jordan   12 years ago

      For example, journalists are constantly overemphasizing consumer and government spending as the driving force behind the economy, rather than saving, business investment, and technological advances.

      DOES NOT COMPUTE

      /Keynesian derpconomist

      1. Gilbert Martin   12 years ago

        Keyensean economists don't have time to compute anything.

        They're too busy digging holes and filling them back up.

        1. Derpetologist   12 years ago

          Actual quote:

          "If the Treasury were to fill old bottles with banknotes, bury them at suitable depths in disused coalmines which are then filled up to the surface with town rubbish, and leave it to private enterprise on well-tried principles of laissez-faire to dig the notes up again (the right to do so being obtained, of course, by tendering for leases of the note-bearing territory), there need be no more unemployment and, with the help of the repercussions, the real income of the community, and its capital wealth also, would probably become a good deal greater than it actually is. It would, indeed, be more sensible to build houses and the like; but if there are political and practical difficulties in the way of this, the above would be better than nothing." (p. 129)

          1. Derpetologist   12 years ago

            Keynes, The General Theory of Employment, Interest and Money

    2. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

      I like "Core CapEx" - private capital investment. An indicator of private optimism in growth.

  41. William of Purple   12 years ago

    Controversial statement of the day:
    Brooklyn 99 is funny.

    1. Winston   12 years ago

      Controversial statement of the day
      Breaking Bad sucks and The Phantom Menace is the Greatest Film Ever. Controversial enough?

    2. Killazontherun   12 years ago

      It's on my 'been meaning to', but I haven't watched much in the way of TV programming this year. Takes away from my reading and gaming leisure time.

      1. Paul.   12 years ago

        Takes away from my reading and gaming leisure time.

        That's not leisure time. That's serious bidness.

    3. Paul.   12 years ago

      Brooklyn 99 looks funny to me. At least the short clips I've seen. And Dink is in it. You rarely miss with Dink.

    4. Auric Demonocles   12 years ago

      I was surprised by it. I watched it simply because I had nothing else to do when it was on, and ended up watching the rest of the them on demand. It's actually quite good, which is not what I was expecting out of Sandberg at all.

      1. Paul.   12 years ago

        Dink... Dink gives it the awesome factor.

    5. Lord at War   12 years ago

      Brooklyn 99 is funny.

      I'm trying.

      I like the two female detectives- esp. the mean one.

      Andre Braugher is usually good, but not here (so far).

      I can't stand Samberg or the "public affairs" chick.

  42. AuH20   12 years ago

    Apparently feminists need to have a zine on how to be alone

    Hello, daydream believers! Sometimes you have to be alone, and that's okay. It's okay to not date anyone, and it's okay to take yourself to the movies, and it's okay to watch 7 hours of "New Girl" on Netflix alone in your room with only Milk Duds and ennui to keep you company. It's okay. There's a stigma against doing things by yourself, partially because self-reflection is hard and partially because no one wants to look like they don't have any friends. But Vanessa and I think that it's important to learn to be happy by yourself, so we made you a zine to help explain what we mean and why.

    1. Mad Scientist   12 years ago

      Old man alert: what the fuck is a zine?

      1. Andrew S.   12 years ago

        I wanna publish 'zines
        And rage against machines

        1. PD Scott   12 years ago

          Just say you never met me.

      2. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

        It's a kind of prostitute.

      3. PapayaSF   12 years ago

        The term is short for fanzine, which itself is short for fan magazine. It came from the world of science fiction fandom in the 1930s, but zines became a music and pop culture thing with punk in the mid-1970s. Here they mean "a small, amateur publication."

        1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

          It's a kind of prostitute.

    2. trshmnstr   12 years ago

      Is there a stigma against doing things by yourself? Or is this one of those feminist imagined stigmas that they rail against because patriarchy?

      Sure, going to the movies alone is a little weird. However, if you're so emotionally stunted to rely on a feminist website to teach you how to be ok with being alone... gah, what a sorry pitiful existence.

      Here's two sentences of advice that will be more helpful than an entire "zine" of verbal diarrhea. "There is nobody else in the entire world whose primary goal in life is to make you happy. Stop trying to generate your self worth from the approval of others, and go do something meaningful, either to yourself, your community, or the world."

      1. MJGreen   12 years ago

        Sure, going to the movies alone is a little weird.

        Hey, fuck you, buddy!

        1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

          I haven't done it in a long time, but I used to go to movies by myself sometimes, even when dating. I mean, sometimes she's not really into watching the digitally remastered re-release of Lawrence of Arabia.

          Nowadays, it's exceedingly rare that I see anything but kids movies at the theater.

        2. trshmnstr   12 years ago

          When movies were $3 a ticket, and you got a significantly better experience than watching at home? Sure, go by yourself.

          At $12.50 a ticket, and given that within a couple months, you can watch it in the comfort of your own home on your 70" behemoth? The only folks going to movie theaters anymore are social groups looking to have a night out, teenagers with nothing better to do, and old people who don't know how to use "The InterNetflicks."

          No offense.

  43. The Rt. Hon. Serious Man, Visc   12 years ago

    Waterboarding jokes and other highlights from the roast of Dick Cheney

    Conservatives gathered at the Plaza Hotel in Manhattan Monday night to roast the former vice president at an event where many of the biggest laugh lines touched on the most controversial policies of a key architect of his administration's war on terror. At the gathering, hosted by Commentary, figures including former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld and former Attorney General Michael Mukasey drew a mix of chuckles and winces with jokes that left few lines uncrossed, according to three guests.
    Former Sen. Joe Lieberman "said something to the effect that it's nice that we're all here at the Plaza instead of in cages after some war crimes trial," recalled one person who was there.
    Other major targets included former Secretary of State Colin Powell, mocked for leaking, and President Barack Obama, who was mocked, repeatedly, for the relative strength of Russian President Vladimir Putin.

    Well that's just awful.

    1. Anonymous Coward   12 years ago

      Sounds like a killer party, attended by remorseless killers of brown people.

      1. Winston   12 years ago

        So TEAM RED and TEAM BLUE are truly interchangeable.

      2. Killazontherun   12 years ago

        To be fair, John McCain wanted to invade Georgia to kick the Russians out, too.

  44. sloopyinca   12 years ago

    I'm sure his intentions were good, but this Cincinnati police officer took the "community liaison" part of his job a bit too far.

    FTA: Deters said in a news release that cops discovered that Officer Beavers had set up a false CPD substation at an apartment in the 2600 block of Bushnell Street in East Price Hill.

    When police searched the apartment in late September, they report finding a bed, bedding, food, personal lubricant, videos and a night vision camera belonging to Cincinnati police.

    Oh, come on. Who hasn't set up a false police substation at an apartment and stocked it with bedding, food, lube and a night vision camera, right? Right?

    1. gaijin   12 years ago

      officer Beavers. dude knows how to get wood.

    2. sloopyinca   12 years ago

      In September of 2013, the parent of a 17-year-old Cincinnati Police Explorer became concerned about his daughter's contact with CPD Officer Darrell Beavers. Cincinnati Police Explorers is a program set up for teens who may be interested in a career in law enforcement.

      Who in their right fucking mind sends their teen daughter out alone with an armed goon to a police substation that is, in fact, an apartment. Fucking Hamilton County, man.

  45. gaijin   12 years ago

    Speaking of National Secrets...here's something to lighten the day:

    It's Cami Secret (Audio is NSFW)

    1. robc   12 years ago

      The original commercial ran on ESPNU right? It seems to get all the lame ideas.

      1. gaijin   12 years ago

        yeah. perfect place to deny the male gaze

  46. Paul.   12 years ago

    The partial government shutdown has also forced craft breweries to put their plans for new beers on hold because new recipes and even labels require federal approval.

    It's Tony-Word, where if the government doesn't give you explicit permission to do it, it can't be done!

  47. Paul.   12 years ago

    NASA's Juno spacecraft flies by the Earth today for a gravity boost on its way to Jupiter.

    During a government shutdown. Riiiight.

    1. Winston   12 years ago

      Damn Teahadists budget cuts prevented a direct flight to Jupiter.

      Also why didn't they shut it down?

      1. Mad Scientist   12 years ago

        It's worse than that. Due to the government shutdown we don't even have any working gravity.

        1. PD Scott   12 years ago

          I thought government only provided strong force.

          Man, they didn't teach me *anything* right.

  48. The Rt. Hon. Serious Man, Visc   12 years ago

    Florida couple shocked to find they don't own mineral rights on their property

    Robert and Julie Davidson fell hard for the gleaming new house at the Valencia Golf and Country Club in Naples, Florida.

    But when the Davidsons paid $255,385 in 2011 for the house on Birdie Drive, they didn't know that they had, in essence, bought only from the ground up, and that their homebuilder, D.R. Horton, had kept everything underneath.

    "Wait a second, wait a second," Robert Davidson said after a reporter told him that a search of county records showed that D.R. Horton still owned the oil, natural gas, water and other natural resources beneath his and his neighbors' homes. "Let me sit down a minute here. They have the mineral rights to the land I'm on?"

    In golf clubs, gated communities and other housing developments across the United States, tens of thousands of families like the Davidsons have in recent years moved into new homes where their developers or homebuilders, with little or no prior disclosure, kept all the underlying mineral rights for themselves, a Reuters review of county property records in 25 states shows. In dozens of cases, the buyers were in the dark.

    1. Paul.   12 years ago

      Not sure what to say to this. Mineral rights are very complicated legal instruments. Like Water rights in the southwest, these court battles can go on for decades.

    2. playa manhattan   12 years ago

      That's pretty standard in common interest developments. I would guess that most of Irvine is this way..

      I don't own the mineral rights underneath my house, and it was fairly fucking obvious at closing. That's what the title search is for, and the buyers would have signed something saying they acknowledge all covenants, liens, restrictions, and right of ways that are attached to the land.

      The buyers were in the dark because they are stupid. Plus, it's not like the CC&Rs; are going to permit them to erect an oil derrick next to the golf course...

      1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

        I suspect most homeowners in urban or suburban homes don't own anything beyond surface rights.

        1. playa manhattan   12 years ago

          Probably. Especially sub 1 acre lots, it's not even worth re-assigning the rights...

          1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

            I'm sure I don't own any mineral rights for the land my house is on.

            1. playa manhattan   12 years ago

              I know I don't. It was spelled out in the title search, along the right of way for the underground power connection for my entire block....

      2. Paul.   12 years ago

        Yeah, I remember something about signing a mineral rights waiver or something when I bought my house. Let's put it this way, I wouldn't be shocked to discover I don't own the mineral rights-- and whether I did or didn't, I'll bet my signature's at the bottom of one of the documents detailing my rights.

        I like how the article starts:

        Robert and Julie Davidson fell hard for the gleaming new house at the Valencia Golf and Country Club in Naples, Florida

        "fell hard". Dreams, hopes, all shattered. Ah, where would we be without the wide-eyed reporters?

        As a result, homebuilders and developers have been increasingly - and quietly - hanging on to the mineral rights underneath their projects, pushing aside homeowners' interests to set themselves up for financial gain when energy companies come calling.

        Yes, if by "pushing aside" you mean, having them sign documents which indicate their rights, what they own, what they don't own etc., then yes, "pushing aside".

        1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

          Well, if you wanted to buy the mineral rights, I'm sure they'd sell them to you. . .for more money. See, that's how this works.

          It's no easy thing to exercise your mineral rights, anyway, when there's residential property sitting on top of everything.

          1. playa manhattan   12 years ago

            My CC&Rs; prevent me from even washing my car on the street. I doubt I would get away with open pit mining...

            1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

              We have to get permission to paint our house, even if we use the exact colors published in the association's palette.

              1. playa manhattan   12 years ago

                They paint my house for me. About 2 years ago, I came home from vacation to find that my house was painted blue. That's what happens when you don't check your mail for 6 weeks. Apparently, there was a vote by mail...

                1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

                  Wait, that's an option?

                2. Paul.   12 years ago

                  They paint my house for me. About 2 years ago, I came home from vacation to find that my house was painted blue. That's what happens when you don't check your mail for 6 weeks. Apparently, there was a vote by mail...

                  Oh, you live in one of those neighborhoods.

        2. playa manhattan   12 years ago

          I love how the reporters assign motive to the developers: that they do it to get rich from energy companies.

          The truth is far less sinister. It's cheaper to not have to hire a lawyer to subdivide all of the property interests, and then pay somebody to stand in line at the county recorder's office to file the documents in triplicate....

    3. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

      Slant drill under the community, create numerous sinkholes, then walk away.

      Nice corporate plan you got there, DR Horton.

      1. Cytotoxic   12 years ago

        Nice line of bullshit.

    4. Anonymous Coward   12 years ago

      The lesson today: Go over your real property conveyances with a finetooth comb.

      Line by line, clause by clause.

  49. John   12 years ago

    http://washington.cbslocal.com.....al-letter/

    College grad, obamacare has raped my future

    Oh honey, you know he loves you.

    1. Paul.   12 years ago

      Discussed in a previous thread. Not sure if rape-rape or just rape.

  50. BigT   12 years ago

    No Turkey Breast for you this year!

    The question concerns Turkey's government, which in the space of a few days has ended a headscarf ban for civil servants (except in the judiciary and security services), but also caused a female TV music-show presenter to be fired for showing too much cleavage.

    1. Enough About Palin   12 years ago

      Gozde Kansu is welcome to stay with me until she gets back on her feet.

  51. The Rt. Hon. Serious Man, Visc   12 years ago

    Fire-eating burlesque dancer sues NYPD after arresting her for sunbathing topless

    A busty brunette says cops trampled on her God-given ? and perfectly legal ? right to flaunt what Mother Nature gave her when they arrested her for going topless in a Brooklyn park and forced her to cover up.
    Jessica Krigsman, 24, a burlesque dancer who performs a fire-eating bondage act under the name Nikki Talis, filed suit Tuesday against the NYPD and the two officers who arrested her in July 2012.
    Krigsman, of Gravesend, had taken off her shirt while relaxing on a bench in Calvert Vaux Park when the cops walked over and told her to cover up, according to her Brooklyn Supreme Court lawsuit.
    "She was minding her own business, sunbathing, and they approached her aggressively," said Krigsman's lawyer, Stuart Jacobs. "They asked for ID and told her to put on her shirt."
    Krigsman told The Post Tuesday that she will continue to go topless in public.
    "I'm going to take my top off whenever I want," she said in an interview at her Brooklyn apartment.
    "I just like the way the sun feels against my skin."

    There is still liberty in America!

    1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

      "People would say, 'Well what about the children?' " Krigsman said. "Well, to that I say, 'Where do you think they came from?' "

      Odd. In the old days, the cops would've taken pictures, perhaps tried to sleep with her. Now they arrest her.

      1. PD Scott   12 years ago

        Wait, she thinks children come from breasts?

        1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

          I'm pretty sure she's extrapolating from the male reaction to seeing females unclothed or partially unclothed.

          1. Greg83   12 years ago

            I met someone the other day and asked her where she was from, and she said "My mother! What about you?" It was actually pretty clever.

            1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

              Imprecise. She came from her mother's vagina. And deeper within her mother before that.

      2. Somalian Road Corporation   12 years ago

        Whenever the topic of the legality of public nudity comes up, I just state that if God wanted us to be naked, we'd have been born that way.

    2. Paul.   12 years ago

      I trust Ms. Tails consistently voted against Mayor Stop-n-Frisk Bloomberg in all 12 elections.

    3. LynchPin1477   12 years ago

      Is that actually legal in New York?

      1. playa manhattan   12 years ago

        Women can go topless anywhere men can in NYC. Not that they should....

        1. LynchPin1477   12 years ago

          Interesting...

  52. LynchPin1477   12 years ago

    Here is a shutdown/debt ceiling compromise I could live with. Agree to fund the ACA, reopen the government, and raise the debt ceiling enough for another year of borrowing...

    BUT everything that is currently closed remains closed for one more month. The twist is that the Feds don't prevent anyone from stepping into to fill the void, either voluntarily or for a fee. At the end of that month, the Feds are only allowed to take back control of the things that no one else has stepped up to take care of.

    1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

      Here's what I think they should do: Each party goes back and comes up with a budget. Whichever party permanently cuts spending the most wins.

      1. LynchPin1477   12 years ago

        I think my idea would be lots more fun. It would be a far cry from Libertopia, but it would probably be the closest we've been in a long, long time. I'm legitimately curious to see how that would work out.

        1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

          Any mechanism that cuts spending dramatically would make me happier.

  53. The Rt. Hon. Serious Man, Visc   12 years ago

    Measured in gold, American wages have fared disastrously over the past 40 years

    Workers' wages buy less and less. In fact, workers have lost purchasing power during the past half-century. Comparing prices to wages, the Consumer Price Index (CPI) rose more than six times from 1965 to 2011?while the minimum wage rose less than five times.

    By switching to gold, we can measure both wages and prices on an absolute scale?in ounces?and we can make precise comparisons. To convert the price of anything to gold, just divide the price by the current gold price. For example, in 2011 if a big-screen TV was $785, then divide that by the gold price of that year; the television set cost half an ounce of gold.

    The bottom line is that, in terms of gold, wages have fallen by about 87 percent. To get a stronger sense of what that means, consider that back in 1965, the minimum wage was 71 ounces of gold per year. In 2011, the senior engineer earned the equivalent of 63 ounces in gold. So, measured in gold, we see that senior engineers now earn less than what unskilled laborers earned back in 1965.

    That's right: today's highly skilled professional is making less in real, comparative terms than yesterday's unskilled worker.

    1. Paul.   12 years ago

      Measured in gold, American wages have fared disastrously over the past 40 years

      So what, measured in printed money, we're rich. In fact, there's a never-ending supply. Debt is now just a racist code word.

      1. Anonymous Coward   12 years ago

        Hyperinflation is a liebertarian myth. The rise of You Know Who in Germany was because of racism and nationalism, full stop.

        1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

          Economics is a libertarian myth.

          1. lap83   12 years ago

            This is what progressives actually believe

            1. lap83   12 years ago

              Specifically, it's not a "hard science". Not like psychology or women's studies.

  54. Sevo   12 years ago

    "Federal authorities, meanwhile, booted a volunteer trying to mow the Lincoln Memorial lawn."

    The government is closed down except for the cops required to close it down.
    And the cops required to close down the stuff that isn't closed but people will gripe if we do close it down.
    And the PR people to make sure it's blamed on the rethuglicans.

    1. Mad Scientist   12 years ago

      So, nothing left be the essentials.

    2. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

      Crazy how bad Obama and his buddies are at this. I mean, even with the media double-secret blaming the GOP, it's obvious the administration is going out of its way to make things look worse than they are. Even the most partisan know this is a big scam, which can't bode well for the Democrats. Why play games like this if the "shutdown" is really a big deal?

      I think the Republicans are in decent shape, actually, as they could win some credibility in this fight, and they really can't lose that much, as both parties are taking it on the chin right now. The funny thing is only one party knows that.

      1. Mad Scientist   12 years ago

        Why play games like this if the "shutdown" is really a big deal?

        Don't forget, the dems think the country is populated by 1) other dems, and 2) complete idiots. They really don't expect you to figure out that their goal is just to make things worse.

        1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

          Well, if I were someone who didn't get that, I might start getting it. I still think the Republicans are winning this battle, long term.

          1. Fatty Bolger   12 years ago

            It's like the sequester. The longer it goes on and the world doesn't fall apart at the seams, the better it is for the Republicans, and the worse for Democrats.

            1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

              Yes. While the Republicans are statist fucks, their entire platform isn't quite as dependent on total state love as the Democrats'.

  55. The Rt. Hon. Serious Man, Visc   12 years ago

    Braves fan sarcastically writes GOP Congressman asking him to support shutting down MLB playoffs in protest of Dodgers beating the Braves

    Basically in his mind, the Braves are like the GOP and Obama the Dodgers, with the GOP absurdly protesting despite losing the series.

    1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

      Strangely, my two favorite teams were eliminated--the Braves and the Rays. So I agree. Shut it all down! Shut down America! Stop the madness!

      1. PD Scott   12 years ago

        Last year, the Braves lost the Wild Card game. This year, they lost the NLDS. If they can continue the trend, in 2015 they'll at least lose the World Series.

        As a Braves fan, I'd kind of like one of the Braves license plates, but I keep worrying it will hold on until September then just fall off.

        1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

          At least they won one. A decent number of baseball experts have called the 90s team one of the best in history, despite only winning one World Series.

          1. PD Scott   12 years ago

            They had a very good team this year, they just can't seem to stay or get hot in months ending in R recently.

            Yeah, it's hard to argue against that with them winning the div title every year from '91 to '05, even if they only won the WS in '95.

            1. The Rt. Hon. Serious Man, Visc   12 years ago

              You live by the home run you die by the home run.

              Carl Crawford hit more home runs in that series than the entire Braves lineup.

              I don't see any St. Louis or Pittsburg beating the Dodgers with that rotation and lineup.

              1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

                I'm glad he's got his mojo back. Still have a Rays shirt with his name on it.

            2. Rufus J. Firefly   12 years ago

              I know I'm in the minority in thinking this but those Braves teams of the 1990s were among the greatest in any sport - one title notwithstanding. What a run.

  56. Anonymous Coward   12 years ago

    Rep. Steve Stockman (R-4Chan) invites Chad Henderson to the next State of the Union Address

    "Chad Henderson is ObamaCare personified. He pushed ObamaCare on other people but refused to buy it himself because he would pay more. He's practically a Democrat member of Congress," said Stockman. "I hope Chad will join me at the State of the Union Address so Obama can point to someone who personifies his policies."

    I honestly regret not having the privilege to vote for this great man.

    1. Almanian!   12 years ago

      That is pretty awesome

    2. Hyperion   12 years ago

      Pantsed the link, dude.

      1. Anonymous Coward   12 years ago

        http://www.mediaite.com/online.....henderson/

  57. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

    How 'preppers' are gearing up for a US default

    http://www.cnbc.com/id/101098932

    1. Derpetologist   12 years ago

      What PB does when not on H&R:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=115Gt6IQxzc

      1. Rufus J. Firefly   12 years ago

        Ha.

        Stupid squirrel.

  58. Derpetologist   12 years ago

    You wan play games? OK, say hello to ma lil sax!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkhxkj8m6IY

  59. Killazontherun   12 years ago

    Adorable pic of a calf trying to get her mother's utters going -- awwww!

    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix.....34x748.jpg

  60. Pathogen   12 years ago

    Hmmm... Strange, I wonder what Reid meant by "I'm on your side, don't screw it up, okay? Don't screw it up"..

    1. Eduard van Haalen   12 years ago

      "It sure would be unfortunate if you messed with our narrative and ended up having your funds cut off PERMANENTLY, capiche?"

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