Friday Funnies: Putting Out (Policy) Fires

Henry Payne

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[invisible furry hand]

Who's his stylist? That dress might work in a different colour, but those boots and hat show he can't accessorize for shit

[Fist of Etiquette]

Yeah, but the deerstalker hat is pretty happening.

[mickclu]

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[Ted S.]

I thought it was one of those 1920s vintage bathing suits, not a dress.

[UnCivilServant]

It's not a bee costume?

[Swiss Servator, Spare a Franc?]

It IS a bee costume - BEE MAN, SAVE US!!!!

[sarcasmic]

All I can say is that my life is pretty plain...

[KDN]

?Aye dios mio! ?Naranjas en la cabeza!

[Butts Wagner]

And there's no rain

[Snark Plissken]

See these tears so blue
An ageless heart
that can never mend
These tears can never dry
A judgement made

[Snark Plissken]

can never bend

[invisible furry hand]

Those who feel you near pull the blinds and change their minds

[Snark Plissken]

Run for the shadows, run for the shadows, run for the shadows in these golden years

[invisible furry hand]

it's not the side-effects of the cocaine. I'm thinking that it must be love

[Snark Plissken]

Now there's an opening for a Michelle Obama joke one could drive a truck through.

[Spiny Norman]

The European canon is here.

[Fist of Etiquette]

It looks like Michelle has called for her water. Let's move!

[Live Free or Diet]

MO's "drink more water" weight loss advice flipped me out. Being fat is not a symptom of dehydration.

[Certified Public Asskicker]

Eh, not sure if that is exactly what she meant. Drinking sugary drinks instead of water is definitely going to cause weight gain.

But regardless, fuck her.

[Live Free or Diet]

Her soundbite that made it to the TV news is drinking more water prevents dehydration. Staying hydrated will help you with your weight by helping you stay more active.
Hormones run the body, and hormones run the fat cells. Lack of exercise doesn't make kids grow, and lack of exercise doesn't make kids fat. Science has shown repeatedly that most obese kids slow down after gaining weight, not before.

But yes, sugary drinks are one step back from alcoholic drinks.

[Certified Public Asskicker]

Oh wow, she is that dumb. Nevermind then.

[Ted S.]

Hormones run the body, and hormones run the fat cells.

Don't flood the body with hormones that turn carbohydrates into fat.

[Bobarian]

That is most definitely a bucket of gasoline, be cause the One never saw a crisis he couldn't make worse in order to try to spin it to his advantage.

Bill Clinton technique 101 - without the ability to deftly spin it to his advantage.

[Rhywun]

Who's that guy in the middle with an "O" on his chest?

[Live Free or Diet]

It's the new Iron Man suit. The real Mandarin came after him this time.

[invisible furry hand]

Really? I thought it was an Orgazmo impersonator

[Cdr Lytton]

It's Pedro Chespirito.

[Daily Beatings]

That's not an "O" on his chest, it's a zero.

[The Immaculate Trouser]

I understand the subtle allegory in play with the sombrero-wearing Mexican rushing to paint the White House blue, but why is he wearing a bee costume?

[Almanian!]

He's totally gay for that singer from Blind Melon that kilt hisself??

[Loki]

It's a Simpsons reference?

[Almanian!]

So - Sammy Davis advertising for Overstock.com trying to....tamp down the burning platforms the president has created to support both his healthcare initiative and....foreign policy in general.

Um - racist, and needs moar labels. I don't get it.

Wait - this is a dream sequence in one of Ingmar Bergman's movies that foretold the future!

No?

OK - I don't get it.

[Swiss Servator, Spare a Franc?]

Fine. Thanks. Leave it to me then. Ahem....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That is all.

[Scruffy Nerfherder]

It's funny because it sucks

[Swiss Servator, Spare a Franc?]

I laugh for all of you, and you give the secret away?!

[Fatty Bolger]

NEEDZ MOAR DOORS

[Bardas Phocas]

I've accepted that the Friday Funnies aren't funny - EVER.
But fuck guys. Just having a 5 year old scribble random shit on piece of paper would provide a more coherent "Funnies".

[Ted S.]

The comments are funnier than the cartoons.

[Rich]

Henry makes a great point here about the nature of the administration. However, given all the recent wildfire damage, this cartoon is exceedingly offensive.

[PM]

You know who else started fires and then tried to put them out...

[invisible furry hand]

Not Billy Joel

[Fatty Bolger]

Not Billy Joel

[Enough About Palin]

Those fires are phoney.

[sarcasmic]

I demand the 9:30 Links!

[Spiny Norman]

I prefer Kelly.

[Alan Vanneman]

I suggest that, in the future, cartoons like this should be replaced by the picture of a telephone. Because Henry Payne is PHONING IT IN! Nick Gillespie has long bitched about the wretchedness of political cartooning. So why does "Reason" run the worst of them all?

[Paul.]

Nick Gillespie has long bitched about the wretchedness of political cartooning. So why does "Reason" run the worst of them all?

To prove how wretched it is. Sheesh.

[Cdr Lytton]

The water being turquoise is some sort of comment on his frequent vacationing, right?

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[Almanian!]

Jack Mack's not gonna lkie that one bit! LOL

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