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Politics

President Obama's Friday Afternoon Press Conference

Expected to announce a national security transparency initiative

Ed Krayewski | 8.9.2013 2:50 PM

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Friday afternoon is where news goes to die, but President Obama is holding a White House press conference at 3pm, where he's expected to announce a new transparency initiative for the NSA's surveillance programs, which were a secret until Edward Snowden's disclosures, for which he now faces federal charges of espionage.

You can watch the president put in one last hour of face time at the office before heading for his vacation, below, or follow our livetweeting at Reason 24/7.

In the interest of transparency, the White House embed code also came with a link to join a White House live chat, apparently via Facebook.

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Ed Krayewski is a former associate editor at Reason.

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  1. Old Man With Candy   12 years ago

    Nine day vacation. And he just got back from another one. Isn't there a stereotype about this?

    1. ChrisO   12 years ago

      I voted to send him on a longer vacation last year.

      1. fish_remote   12 years ago

        Snuf....cough....what? Who's speaking today?

        Obama....meh! Wake me when something good is on!

    2. Neoliberal Kochtopus   12 years ago

      About rich people always being on vacation? I think so.

    3. Almanian!   12 years ago

      I thought it was Mexicans who were supposed to be taking siestas all the time?

      I though Obama was Kenyan??

      1. Fluffy   12 years ago

        Kenyans run 26 miles and 385 yards away from anywhere work needs to be done, and then play golf.

  2. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

    And I have another two weeks before I head out on my vacation.

    Anyone ever been to Fort Ticonderoga? I'm considering it as my one-and-only excursion. The other option is the tractor pull at the Champlain Valley Fair.

    1. creech   12 years ago

      Try one of the lake cruises at Lake George. Or ride the excursion train between Saratoga Springs and North Creek.

      1. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

        We'll be in west-central VT, so NY excursions will have to be in reasonable proximity to the Champlain Bridge. I was thinking Ausable Chasm at one point, but that's too far away. If I'm paying to rent a camp on the lake (Champlain), I'm damn well gonna stay in it most of the time!

        1. A Serious Man   12 years ago

          Have you ever been up Mount Marcy? It's worth a two day excursion for the views.

          1. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

            Naw...hiked Mansfield many a time, though. Views up there are pretty nice, too, and it's a day hike! Or less than a day if you take the gondola in Stowe and rock scramble up the chin.

            1. A Serious Man   12 years ago

              Well that's what I recommend if your in that area. I spent a few summer vacations in Plattsburgh visiting my mom's family, always a fun time.

              My favorite memory was hiking the mountain and visiting Cooperstown (a five hour drive but totally worth it).

        2. Episiarch   12 years ago

          The proper way to do a camp is to hit the Hannaford's and stock up on food and booze and then spend all day drinking, getting stoned and swimming in the lake. Mine was just west of Augusta, ME. Fucking awesome. I loved it.

          1. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

            That's what I plan for 99% of the time. Have already arranged for certain "products" to be delivered (I don't drive with it, especially with a gun in the car).

            1. Episiarch   12 years ago

              That is wise. The one thing I'd actually leave the camp for other than supplies was to go shooting.

          2. Killazontherun   12 years ago

            My favorite place to do just that is Cumberland Island, Ga. The Outer Banks are nice, but CI has a better sub tropical vibe where you can pretend you are in the middle of that underrated Danny Boyle movie (mind blowing cinematography) with DiCaprio, The Island, without much effort.

            1. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

              I only do tropical if someone else is paying.

              1. Killazontherun   12 years ago

                It's Georgia! You want even need a passport, but this time of year, it strongly resembles islands a few hundred miles to the south of it. Spend a week on the island and then head towards Savannah for the weekends, nothing but love.

    2. John   12 years ago

      It is pretty cool. Very pretty. It was never touched. So it looks just like it did in the 19th Century. If you like your military fortifications pre-Napoleonic, it is just for you.

      1. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

        The squeeze likes that stuff a lot. I'm trying to woo him with all the wonderfulness of the Champlain Valley. I was thinking to buy tix for the nighttime cannon demonstration at the fort.

    3. Almanian!   12 years ago

      Anyone ever been to Fort Ticonderoga?

      The Scottish military unit The Black Watch visited there in - I think it was the 1700's? Didn't go too well...

      Hope you have more fun than they did!

      1. Almanian!   12 years ago

        Ahhh, yes! Here we are - from "Scottish Regiments", The Black Watch...

        In 1756 the regiment was sent to New York to support British colonial settlements who were being threatened by the French and Indians. The regiment lost over half of its men in an assault at the strongly fortified French position of Fort Ticonderoga. The attack was launched without artillery support, and the regiment charged forward under deadly fire. 647 men out of a total of 1100 were lost."

        So the Black Watch got to have their own little Gallipoli early in their existence. Good for them!

        /FAIL

        1. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

          Then Burgoyne's one success in the Revolution came when his men built a road up Mt. Defiance and hammered the shit outta the fort.

          It was all downhill for Burgoyne from that point.

          1. Almanian!   12 years ago

            I've never been to Ticonderoga. Seen Fort Henry, Fort Erie (Canada), obviously Mackinac (Michigander doncha know).

            Please let us know how you like it! Or, if you like it...have fun!

          2. Neoliberal Kochtopus   12 years ago

            Hey! What about Fort Edward? Don't talk shit about Gentleman Johnny.

      2. Rasilio   12 years ago

        You mean like this...

        http://www.allmusic.com/song/p.....0012104966

    4. db   12 years ago

      I got a tattoo there once...

    5. William of Purple   12 years ago

      Minnesota State Fair!

    6. Auric Demonocles   12 years ago

      Once on a field trip. But I was like 8 so I don't remember anything. I did swim over to the base of the cliff its on from a friends' camp on the Vermont side of the lake a couple of years ago.

      1. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

        did swim over to the base of the cliff its on from a friends' camp on the Vermont side

        Good golly miss molly! Did Champ bite your ass?

        1. Fluffy   12 years ago

          It's not that far across at that point. Champ would have had a limited window of time in which to strike.

    7. Mike A.   12 years ago

      Fort Ti is cool, but worth maybe an afternoon. You should try to go whitewater rafting on the Upper Hudson. It's an absolute blast. You don't think of the Hudson as having rapids, but in the Hudson gorge you can have as much fun as you might have outwest. The typical launch point is North Creek, NY. Probably an hour from the Bridge. Expect to pay maybe 75 dollars a person for the full day including meals.

  3. MJGreen   12 years ago

    No thanks.

  4. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

    Fuck the President in his most sensitive orifice -- PRISM does not require more transparency; we already got transparency through the person of Edward Snowden. It needs to be shut down.

    1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

      No, no, these lies will seem so much more soothing than his previous lies.

  5. John   12 years ago

    So is going to allow the members of the Court media to kiss his ring today?

    1. Almanian!   12 years ago

      I believe he's going to turn his back to the audience, drop his drawers, and ask them to, "Kiss my motherfuckin' black ass."

      Metaphorically speaking. Of course.

      1. John   12 years ago

        And we all know that is what they are hoping for. Who gets to kiss his ass first? Do they do it by seniority or prestige of publication?

        1. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

          Well, Helen Thomas died, so there's a vacuum in the press room.

          1. John   12 years ago

            I read where Helen Thomas used to call John Dean's alchoholic, mentally disturbed wife to get stories during Watergate. Mrs. Dean apparently loved to get drunk and have someone to talk to. It was so bad that every other reporter in Washington stopped taking her calls because it was just exploitative. But not Thomas. She would talk to her and hear Dean's daughter in the background pleading with her drunk and ill mother to put the phone down.

            Thomas was such an icon of good reporting.

            1. Neoliberal Kochtopus   12 years ago

              I dunno - I think that's pretty awesome myself. If drunken Michelle Obama called me to tell me all the WH's problems, I would call that a good day.

              1. John   12 years ago

                True. But I doubt anyone would call that good reporting. It may be fun. But it is not exactly good reporting.

            2. CatoTheElder   12 years ago

              I think you are referring to Martha Mitchell, the wife of Nixon's Attorney General.

              I don't recall Dean's wife being in the news back then.

              1. John   12 years ago

                Yes Cato. I lose track of my Nixon flunkies.

              2. Seamus   12 years ago

                And it's Mitchell who used to call Thomas, not the other way around.

  6. Smilin' Joe Fission   12 years ago

    This just in, at approximately 3:00 p.m. eastern standard time on Friday August 9th, 2013, there was a sudden and unexpected avalanche of bullshit.

    1. JW   12 years ago

      with an autoplay video!

      I couldn't figure out where The Great Zero's voice was suddenly coming from. Great fun at work.

  7. Hyperion   12 years ago

    You can watch the president put in one last hour of face time

    No thanks, I have heard all that I need to hear out of that lying bag of hot air.

    1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

      I've despised presidents before, but he's the first one who I can't stand to listen to. I mean, I remember Clinton and Bush, for instance, telling the truth about something once or twice.

      1. Almanian!   12 years ago

        This. I literally turn him off whenever he comes on. Cannot stand to hear his voice any more.

        Congratulations, Mr. President! You've joined such esteemed company as Sean Hannity, Rachel Maddow, Epi's mom....

        1. Episiarch   12 years ago

          She's still bugging me! Fucking call her already!

      2. Emmerson Biggins   12 years ago

        huh. I haven't been able to stand to listen to any President since Clinton, about a year into his second term.

        I even kind of liked George II for about 6 months after he was elected, but still winced every time he talked.

  8. Neoliberal Kochtopus   12 years ago

    Friday afternoon is where news goes to die, but so therefore President Obama is holding a White House press conference at 3pm

    FIFY.

  9. John   12 years ago

    Obama, you are so cool. Tell us about your golf game. What about the girls? What books are you reading?

    /The White House Press Corps.

  10. The DerpRider   12 years ago

    Let me be clear...

    1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

      "My fecund Americans. . . ."

    2. wwhorton   12 years ago

      Maybe that means, "I'm about to tell you a bald-faced whopper..." in Chicagoan.

  11. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

    Nice audio you got there, White House.

  12. The DerpRider   12 years ago

    /Yawn. Any good Steam sales going on?

    1. wwhorton   12 years ago

      The Swapper is 50% off, thinking of picking it up myself.

    2. Hyperion   12 years ago

      Haven't seen any good ones for a while. Just looked and didn't see anything of interest. I loaded up pretty good during their summer sale though, plenty of gaming to last me a while.

    3. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

      The Humble Bundle Weekly sale includes Prison Architect:

      Build and manage a maximum security prison in the top-down prison management sim Prison Architect. It's entirely your choice when it comes to building the most horrifying prison or the most luxurious penitentiary ever. Currently in alpha development, the Prison Architect pre-order will get you early access and the full game upon its release, DRM-free and on Steam for Windows, Mac, and Linux!

      What more could a libertarian want from a computer game?

  13. SweatingGin   12 years ago

    Autoplay of "Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the united states" just scared the crap out of me.

  14. Hyperion   12 years ago

    Woo, building a better bargain for the middle class.

    Bargain? I don't want no fucking bargain with you, asshole! I want you to fuck off!

  15. SweatingGin   12 years ago

    "Given the history of abuse by governments..."

    WHAT? IMPOSSIBLE!! Government is the only thing we all belong to, it can't abuse things!

  16. Almanian!   12 years ago

    Why does this keep autostarting after I stop it?"

    FUCK YOU, NSA!!

    1. Hyperion   12 years ago

      It will do that every time you post, because the page refreshes. Annoying, is it not?

  17. Almanian!   12 years ago

    Matt Damon. MATT DAMON!

  18. Fluffy   12 years ago

    "We're going to be more transparent about these programs! Applaud for us!"

    Pauses for Applause

    Holds up Hand to Stop Applause

    "Let's take a short break to cut away to show you the hanging of the person who originally told you about these programs. Applause for me, hanging for thee! Yah bitches!"

  19. John   12 years ago

    The current headline on Slate is "Watch as President outlines NSA reforms".

    You just have to laugh to keep from crying.

    "Watch as Bill Clinton outlines Oval Office blowjob reforms"

    "Watch as Ronald Reagan outlines secret arms deals to Iran reforms"

    "Watch as Richard Nixon outlines politically motivated break in reforms"

    This whole NSA thing is not a scandal. It is just another thing for Obama to reform. Barf.

    1. wwhorton   12 years ago

      Yeah, thank the stars we finally got someone in office who can address the executive overreach and general fuckery of the previous four years...

    2. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

      Hear me! I am your new president. From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now. . .16 years old!

      1. Neoliberal Kochtopus   12 years ago

        "For many years, I have waited for this day, but now I am the state."

        1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

          See, he's totally free, and he perfectly represents our will. Therefore, we're all totally free.

          1. Episiarch   12 years ago

            Obama is KORROK?

            1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

              He's every god you need him to be.

              1. Almanian!   12 years ago

                +1 Living Color

                1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

                  Who knew music videos could come to life?

                  1. Neoliberal Kochtopus   12 years ago

                    Those guys from A-ha?

            2. JW   12 years ago

              *I* am Kirok!

            3. Cowboy   12 years ago

              i just blanked out what time is itKORROK THE SLAVEMASTER KORROK THE KNOWING KORROK THE WISE KORROK THE LIVING KORROK THE FAMISHED KORROK THE CONQUERER KORROK THE GIVER KORROK THE ALMIGHTY I SERVE NONE BUT KORROK

      2. Brett L   12 years ago

        Wait, did some nutjob musician who is too poor to live in Austin just declare himself dictator of San Marcos?

        "First, TSU will now be renamed to Southwest Texas State, as is only mete. Second, all coeds will submit to my inspection. Third, half of all fees charged for tubing the Guadalupe will be remitted to me. Fourth, weed is totally legal. And molly for me and any coeds who pass the test."

        1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

          Yeah, Ricardo Montalb?n's brother finally got deposed.

          1. wwhorton   12 years ago

            Would that be...Retardo Montalban?

            1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

              I'll hear nothing bad said about the Hermanos Montalb?n.

    3. Killazontherun   12 years ago

      Lol! heartily at that list. It's a dead on perfect description of the absurdity of the Slate headline and the mentality that went into creating it.

  20. The DerpRider   12 years ago

    Oh the humanity. If I want to refresh comments I have to pause the stupid video each damn time.

    1. Neoliberal Kochtopus   12 years ago

      Get NoScript. Ahhh, sweet bliss

      1. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

        I like NoScript, but like Reasonable more. Anyone know a good NoScript equivalent for Chrome or have a FF port for Reasonable?

        1. Neoliberal Kochtopus   12 years ago

          I regularly check and/or ask around for either of those things, but they seem to not exist.

          1. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

            I've checked a few script blocking options for Chrome, but none of them stack up to NoScript. I'd love a direct port so I could share config files across everything at home and work.

        2. DontShootMe   12 years ago

          FlashControl extension for Chrome, you'll like it.

    2. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

      The mute stays in effect, even upon refresh.

      1. Slammer   12 years ago

        You're a lifesaver!

    3. db   12 years ago

      This is my world on every thread with Chrome and reasonable.

  21. SweatingGin   12 years ago

    "we show a restraint that many governments refuse to show"

    All call records to and from all verizon phone numbers for the past three months, please. We'll ask for the next 3 months in 87 days.

    1. Hyperion   12 years ago

      "we show a restraint that many governments refuse to show"

      We're not as bad as North Korea or Saudi Arabia, so sit down and be quiet you ungrateful serfs!

      1. Bobarian   12 years ago

        "we show a restraint that many governments refuse to show"

        Because transparancy, Bitches!

      2. Killazontherun   12 years ago

        You have powers that only few other governments can afford to possess and you abuse those powers as well. So how can you claim to be better than others? If America is, it isn't from anything you did that got us footing on the moral high ground.

    2. wwhorton   12 years ago

      "we show a restraint that many governments refuse to show"

      Hey, we could just shoot your dog, kick in your door...oh...I mean...FREE HEALTHCARE! WHOOPEEE!

  22. A Serious Man   12 years ago

    What an asshole. He has zero credibility since there wouldn't be a debate on this issue if it weren't for Snowden.

  23. Agammamon   12 years ago

    Why the FUCK is that an autostart video?

    1. Hyperion   12 years ago

      Mute is your only friend.

      1. Slammer   12 years ago

        My wife shrieks and grabs the remote to press
        Mute whenever she sees his face.

    2. DontShootMe   12 years ago

      1. Chrome
      2. FlashControl extension
      3. Bliss.

  24. Ornithorhynchus   12 years ago

    One of the good things about Reason in comparison to a lot of other sites is that the videos never play automatically when the page loads.

    Until now.

    What's the deal? Is some incompetent intern responsible for this, or was it actually someone who should know better?

    This is the sort of thing people should get fired over.

    1. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

      I'm assuming it's the whitehouse.gov embed code that's to blame. although the play parameter seems set to false in by default.

      1. Fluffy   12 years ago

        That code is coming to your smartphone some day soon.

      2. Bobarian   12 years ago

        NSA controls your auto-start, they control your e-mail account, your phone, your mail, in fact, they control your very thoughts...

        1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

          There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set.

          1. Bobarian   12 years ago

            From the inner mind to the Outer Limits...

            1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

              Oh, we're there. I'd not be complete shocked to wake up tomorrow to learn this was a strange dream induced by some bad paneer.

  25. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

    Obama is so fucking shallow. "Putin needs to understand that it is possible for us to work constructively and not competitively" -- I'm sure the thought never entered his mind in what has been nearly a lifetime of working as part of the Russian government. I'm sure that Putin is sitting in the Kremlin in his underwear scratching his balls, thinking in amazement "you mean that cooperating with the US all this time was an option? GENIUS!!"

    1. Slammer   12 years ago

      What would Obama know about "work"?

    2. John   12 years ago

      He is a fucking moron. I have no idea how anyone ever thought he was smart.

      1. Almanian!   12 years ago

        Moslty because the people who think/thought he's smart are morons, too.

    3. Michael S. Langston   12 years ago

      Putin is laughing, but only about how easy it is to put POTUS in the defensive.

      Think about the next time the US presses Russia on press reforms.

      Additionally Putin is wondering what he did to get so lucky to be able to outplay, anytime he wishes, two US Presidents in a row (recall Bush knew he was a good guy because he "saw his soul" or whatever goofy crap it was).

      1. Michael S. Langston   12 years ago

        first sentence: but *not* only... preview..

  26. Gojira   12 years ago

    So...anybody doing anything exciting this weekend?

    1. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

      I'm going to Disneyland!

    2. SweatingGin   12 years ago

      Work party. Trying to remain reasonably sober for a work party.

      This press conference is driving me to *really* want to drink hard.

    3. Brett L   12 years ago

      Nope. I'm having whatever the opposite of exciting is. Chore-filled and productive with interludes of drunkeness? I think I'll get some decent tequila and ginger beer and drink Mexican mules while I paint and assemble furniture and test-drive mom cars with my fiancee.

      1. Apatheist ?_??   12 years ago

        What brand of ginger beer? I can't ever find any that is as spicy as I want it.

        1. Brett L   12 years ago

          Reed's. I'm sure there's better but this does me fine. I can't remember what the other hippie stuff I like is called, but its harder to find.

    4. Paul.   12 years ago

      Going to Bend, OR.

      1. Brett L   12 years ago

        Or what? Break?

        1. Almanian!   12 years ago

          No, he's just going on a Bend-or.

          HAHAHAHAHAHA! A Bend. OR! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

          1. DontShootMe   12 years ago

            Don't get lost and end up in Boring, OR.

            1. Sevo   12 years ago

              Is that near Deadford?

              1. DontShootMe   12 years ago

                I dunno, it's here

        2. Paul.   12 years ago

          Or what? Break?

          Bend or Bust!

          Wow, that might actually sell as a tourist bumper sticker!

      2. CatoTheElder   12 years ago

        Great microbrews! Just completed the Bend Ale Trail a couple of weeks ago. Would move there if I could, it was so good.

      3. gaijin   12 years ago

        will you be doing one the three sisters?

    5. Episiarch   12 years ago

      Is squatting exciting?

      1. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

        Are you paying a visit to Warty's house basement this weekend?

        1. Episiarch   12 years ago

          How can I pay a visit to the place I'm already at?

      2. Shocked   12 years ago

        Hanging at the backyard pool. Watching the press conference got me a head start on the drinking.

    6. Almanian!   12 years ago

      More. Fucking. Insane. Motorcycling.

      Bonus: Shooting "Tyrannopuppeh versus Megakitteh" with my pets using my GoPro.

      "RRAWWWERRR" "Oh noes! Trannnnnnpuppeh tacks Megakitteh! Megakitteh not fyt in teh swamp wif Trnnnnnnpuppeh - watr? NO WAI! Fyt on dry grownd wher u will be PWND kthxbai LOL!"

      [pan to wading pool in back yard]

      1. Brett L   12 years ago

        What are you drinking? Because I'll drink that this weekend instead.

        1. The DerpRider   12 years ago

          Need a new brew available in Michigan. Had done the locals to death. Any suggestions? Not crazy about IPAs.

          1. Brett L   12 years ago

            Does Cigar City distribute there now? I know they expanded their distribution big time after they bought the canning factory.

            1. The DerpRider   12 years ago

              I've never heard of it. I don't think so. Checking their website now.

      2. Slammer   12 years ago

        Speaking of cute animals in wading pools did you see this?

        1. Brett L   12 years ago

          Hmm, the sidebar is full of animal mating clips. Something you want to tell us, buddy? You're safe here, we respect your right to love anything that consensually loves you back. Except the rapesquatch. He doesn't want your consent.

          1. Slammer   12 years ago

            STEVE SMITH NO NEED SIDEBAR! HIM GO STRAIGHT TOWARD TARGET!

          2. darius404   12 years ago

            So let me get this straight. If I consent, he'll leave me alone? Seems sort of risky.

        2. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

          You're doing it all wrong. Next time you see Nikki in a thread drop it directly in her path.

      3. Hyperion   12 years ago

        I have no idea what the fuck you just said, but it's more interesting and has more meaning, probably contains more truth, than anything our fearless leader has ever said, who remains on mute.

    7. Hyperion   12 years ago

      I'm going to make some fresh salsa here in a bit, get some beer, then cook some ribeye and other stuff on the grill.

      Tomorrow we are going to some Cirque Italia thing cause the wifey likes stuff like that.

    8. Gojira   12 years ago

      And the winner is...Almanian! As I, too, will be motorcycling.

      Honorable mention goes to Epi, because I can't tell if he's talking about the exercise, or just sitting on his haunches at the side of the road like some Korean housewife over a pot of kimchee.

      1. Episiarch   12 years ago

        Both.

    9. Cowboy   12 years ago

      Going to try hang gliding out at Lake Conroe tomorrow.

      1. Brett L   12 years ago

        Really? Where do they offer that?

        1. Cowboy   12 years ago

          http://www.lakeshorehg.com/

          Guy I work with was really big on hang gliding. He convinced me to take a discovery flight after I told him how much fun I had skydiving. According to him, hanggliding isn't really a rush, but more like a satisfying chess game or puzzle. You have to really concentrate and make strategic moves to stay in the air as long as you can.

          1. Brett L   12 years ago

            Awesome. Wish they'd had that (or I'd known about it) when I was a bored kid in TW 15 years ago.

  27. Paul.   12 years ago

    He do like to go on, don't he?

  28. Slammer   12 years ago

    Stand up straight you grimy slouch!!!

  29. Drake   12 years ago

    His hand gestures really are a tell.

    1. Paul.   12 years ago

      That he's reaching for your wallet... to fix his 'revenue' problem?

    2. Loki   12 years ago

      I thought his tell was whenever his lips are moving.

  30. Cowboy   12 years ago

    Did he really just say have a discussion with libertarians? Or did I mishear that?

    1. Slammer   12 years ago

      "civil libertarians"

      1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

        Sorry, I'm way past civil.

  31. Loki   12 years ago

    In the interest of transparency, the White House embed code also came with a link to join a White House live chat, apparently via Facebook.

    IT'S A TRAP!!! /Adm. Ackbar

  32. Suthenboy   12 years ago

    Fuck. I made the mistake of listening to a bit of that. What a crock of shit. Worse than his lies is the fawning press softballing everything to him.

    Goddammit I wish I still drank.

    1. Almanian!   12 years ago

      I volunteer to drink more for you, since you can't drink for yourself.

      You're a Reasonoid - it's the least I can do for you.

      Believe me when I say that...

      1. Hyperion   12 years ago

        I'll pitch in and help Suthenboy in drinking also. If Libertarians can't volunteer to help out our comrades, then what is this world coming to?

    2. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

      I made the same mistake, briefly.

      It astounds me that people can still listen to this guy without breaking out in hives.

    3. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

      "Mr. President, aren't you just saying all of this because you got caught violating any number of civil liberties? Can you explain to the American people why you haven't resigned yet? From the looks of things, you're worse than Nixon. No more questions; I'll sit and listen to your bullshit nonresponse."

      1. Bo Cara Esq.   12 years ago

        -"Mr. President, aren't you just saying all of this because you got caught violating any number of civil liberties?"

        Well said. A comedian I once saw made a joke to the effect that when a seller comes out with a new and improved version of something it had been selling us it was essentially admitting it sold an inferior product. In saying he is going to look at important reforms to a program he has been in charge of for five years, Obama concedes he had no issue with what he now concedes needs reform, until he was caught.

  33. Bobarian   12 years ago

    Obama says "that it is right to ask questions about surveillance"

    But if you want any answers, you can die in a fucking fire!

  34. Almanian!   12 years ago

    Jesus fucking Christ - he's STILL talking! Not listening, but I can see...he's still talking.

    It's been about 50 mins, dude. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

  35. Cowboy   12 years ago

    Oh. here it is: EVUHL RETHUUUGGGLLLIICCAAAANNNSSS!!!!!!

    1. AuH20   12 years ago

      They're just big fat meanies who hate sick 24 year olds!

  36. thom   12 years ago

    He's literally just standing up there rambling.

    1. Episiarch   12 years ago

      Maybe the teleprompter software got stuck in a loop. It's not like he'd notice or anything.

      1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

        Remember how I said he was Andy Kaufman, goofing America? I take it back. Kaufman is the guy running the teleprompter.

  37. AuH20   12 years ago

    He seems to be implying that Obama-care makes health carpets affordable. Every study on it thus far says billabong.

  38. Doctor Whom   12 years ago

    The NYT comments show a surprising amount of sanity, although one bootlicker had to play the "nothing to hide" card.

  39. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

    There's supposed to be a big Keystone pipeline protest at my workplace Monday. Since it's enviro-activists, they plan on "civil disobedience". I'm sure the DC popos and Diplomatic Security cops will spend the weekend testing their pepper sprays and bean bag guns, too.

    Thank Zod it's one of my telework days!

    1. AuH20   12 years ago

      But you'll miss the chance to sucker punch a hippie!

    2. Seamus   12 years ago

      OMG, hippies and cops fighting! I feel like Henry Kissinger about the Iran-Iraq war: can't we fix it so they both lose?

      1. Sevo   12 years ago

        "can't we fix it so they both lose?"
        Arm the hippies?

    3. Killazontherun   12 years ago

      The suckiest thing about the NAP is we are not allowed to beat hippies.

  40. Xenocles   12 years ago

    Sure, most American would prefer a fully-informed debate about our national security policy. What we got was a choice between knowing nothing about what was going on behind the veil (let alone what might need elimination or prosecution) and waiting for someone to inform us on his own initiative. Well, I know which of those I prefer.

    1. Bo Cara Esq.   12 years ago

      It is remarkably disingenuous for him to try to slide into his 'I would like there to be a discussion and debate' mode when he kept the topic secret. It is like a man caught in bed with his mistress telling his wife 'well, I have been meaning to have an open and honest discussion with you about our relationship.'

      1. Ted S.   12 years ago

        'I would like there to be a discussion and debate'

        Did anybody actually have the chutzpah to ask Obama why he didn't just reveal the existence of the program himself if he wants a debate on it? After all, it's not treason when the president does it.

        1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

          You know what? Maybe Congress should have the sole authority for deciding whether something's classified or not. The sole, undelegatable authority.

        2. Xenocles   12 years ago

          No, nobody went that way by the time I lost my patience.

  41. Ted S.   12 years ago

    I flipped on the TV for a few seconds to hear Obama whining thatt the Republicans apparently don't have a plan to provide health insurance for everybody. Or some shit like that.

    1. Bo Cara Esq.   12 years ago

      Well, they do not have a plan to provide health insurance for everybody.

      And for that reason they would likely do less damage to our health care system.

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