Detroit

Spontaneous Order Experiments Take Hold in Detroit

The citizens fight crime on their own while the city tackles unauthorized bus benches

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But who will pave the roooooads?!
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As Detroit's call-it-anything-but-bankruptcy budget crisis drags on and the city government is unable to provide the most basic of services, residents have discovered an alternative to lawless anarchy: cooperative anarchy! A number of experiments in spontaneous order are popping up in Motor City, and both the rich and the not-so-rich are pitching in. The Associated Press reports:

"When the system fails us, you have to become the system," said Mitch Logan, a 48-year-old film producer who is part of a self-dubbed "Mower Gang" that mows neighborhood parks after they've finished their own yards.

In addition to the landscaping, a church group is boarding up vacant houses in the Brightmoor neighborhood, one of the city's most distressed, to keep criminals out. And several neighborhoods are now hiring security to patrol their streets, supplementing an undermanned police department.

On the wealthier side, the philanthropic Krege Foundation coordinated with automakers and local businesses to purchase 23 new ambulances and 100 new police cars. Okay, perhaps providing equipment to the municipal government doesn't fall under cooperative anarchy. But at the rate the city's going, they'll probably all be driven by volunteers any day now.

Of course, this is all a drop in the bucket for the city's problems, but even that much self-management and tiny amount of voluntaryism has Katherine McFate of the Center for Effective Government (read their anti-austerity argument here) worried:

"The idea that we are now outfitting first responders through charitable contributions should be very concerning," she said. "There are certain functions that you want government to perform that should not be at the whim of individuals or charities."

Well, let's see what functions the government of Detroit is engaging in that is so much better than the "whims" of individuals and charities, shall we? It seems Detroit is protecting the citizenry from the scourge of unapproved, community-created bus-stop benches. Thank heavens! Via the Detroit Free Press:

Armed with a sander and reclaimed wood from demolished homes, [Charles] Molnar recruited several students from the Detroit Enterprise Academy to help him create a bench than can seat a half-dozen riders, equipped with a bookshelf to hold reading material to help pass the time for riders as they wait.

Several nails and wooden boards later, the first bench was placed at a Detroit bus stop Thursday afternoon.

But it might not be there for long.

Detroit Department of Transportation officials are saying the bench was not approved. If it is affixed to a bus stop, the bench will have to be removed.

"That's ridiculous," said Molnar, 22, who recently finished his junior year at Wayne State University, where he is an urban studies student. "Now there's not going to be a bench there. Let them take that away from the community. A community that built that bench. A community that put their blood, sweat and tears in it. That's all they wanted, a bench at the bus stop."

Benches are the government's job, Charles! We can't just have people going around building them willy-nilly!

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  1. I used Willy Nilly in a comment earlier today Shackford…I want a h/t

    1. Today I learned that One (1) Mitch Logan is worth over Seven billion (7,000,000,000) Ba-Rack Obamas.

      Worthless piece-of-shit President we have here in USA.

  2. Also, Cruising Zillow you can buy a house in Detroit for $100. Awesome.

    1. Does that include the meth lab?

      1. It likely doesn’t include wires, plumbing, or windows.

        1. But I’ll bet it DOES include all the back taxes, liens, and attachments.

      2. What do you call a house in Detroit, without a meth lab?

        A fixer-upper.

    2. Most people wouldn’t want property in Detroit as a gift.

    3. Right near the Paper Street Soap Company.

    4. The problem with a $100 Detroit house – you are underwater as soon as the first tax bill arrives.

  3. How stupid do you think we are, Shackford? Everyone knows that chaos, rape, and cannibalism would reign without the benevolent fist of government to guide the great unwashed to the industrial furnaces in an orderly fashion. Tulpa told me so.

    1. You’ll also note that I used a serial comma in my previous comment, which is another hallowed public institution that would crumble to dust without the eternal vigilance of heavily armed copy editors willing to correct writers mistakes with extreme prejudice.

      1. Seroius commas are always appreciated… serially.

        1. “I’d like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God.”

        1. “She wore tan shoes, pink shoelaces and a polka-dot shirt.”

          That sentence sounds fucking retarded.

        2. I’d like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God.

          1. And now I see Mr Whipple’s much earlier comment.

            I’d like to curse my grandparents, Immanuel Kant and Satan.

    2. Have you seen the IRS training video with the star trek theme? They explicitly state that without the IRS and the tax code chaos would reign.

      I would make a joke about that, but it is in bad form to make jokes at the expense of retarded people.

      1. WTF? You WANT government-regulated humor, too?

        1. Yeah yeah we know….in former Soviet Union …humor regulate you.

  4. My best friend grew up in inner city Detroit, near five mile. He used to joke how people wouldn’t break in to your house to steal money or tv’s, they would steal food.

    He’d get home from school and be pissed because someone broke in and stole all the peanut butter. Again.

  5. There are certain functions that you want government to perform that should not be at the whim of individuals or charities.

    A meaningless statement worthy of Tony. What evidence does this bitch have that government funding is not at the whim of individuals?

    1. Well since they’ve taken all those tax dollars you’d think they should…..why aren’t they?

      Cool name though…..Katherine McFate.

      Kate McFate! Nice.

    2. “(read their anti-austerity argument here)”

      No. No I will not.

    3. I’m actually surprised Shrike hasn’t posted anything about the stock market being up in response to this.

      1. He’s off blowing Uncle Warren.

        I’m sure he’ll drop by after they’re finished.

  6. It’s a shame that Detroit isn’t in a disaster prone area. What it really needs is a hurricane, or a massive earthquake or a tsunami.
    That would force everyone to leave instead of staying and living on welfare.

    1. The city government isn’t enough of a disaster for you?

    2. Have you seen the Pontiac Aztek?

      1. Excellent product placement in Breaking Bad. It immediately and unmistakeably informs you that something is rotten in the city of Albaquirky (and it ain’t Epi’s sister’s crotch for once.)

        1. Well, that’s because she moved to Portland.

          1. Goddammit, so that’s where that foul stench is coming from…

    3. Imagine an earthquake doing billions of dollars in improvements to the Motor City.

    4. According to Krugtron a hurricane would stimulate Detroit’s economy.

  7. But Paul Krugman assured me that more union personnel and higher taxes were the solution.

    1. I know you jest but I think it would serve the public at large to realize that Paul Krugman is likely desperately mentally ill.

    2. Krugnuts has patiently explained to we, the feeble-minded louts of the world, that the right people simply must be in charge.

  8. “That’s ridiculous,” said Molnar, 22, who recently finished his junior year at Wayne State University, where he is an urban studies student. “Now there’s not going to be a bench there. Let them take that away from the community. A community that built that bench. A community that put their blood, sweat and tears in it. That’s all they wanted, a bench at the bus stop.”

    Sounds like Mr. Molnar is getting an object lesson in Urban Studies.

    1. Urban Studies prof says: “An A- for emotions, Mr. Molnar, but a D for your flawed conclusions. We mustn’t let our emotions steer us to a false trust in anarchy.”

      1. Emotions must only lead towards totalitarianism. Use them well.

        /statist

  9. Remember, folks, even when the government is failing to provide functions that it says it is supposed to provide while still collecting taxes, it’s bad for individuals and charities to provide those functions to provide them. Because. Or something.

    1. It’s not a mystery, it’s because Unions.

      If you’re doing it, a public sector union isn’t.

      This same thing happened a few years ago during a big volunteer drive to fix up schools that a district claimed it couldn’t maintain.

      Trained construction, carpenters, electricians roofers showed up in a massive volunteer effort to fix up the schools. A judge had their activities shut down.

      This isn’t about providing services, or fixing up the schools, educating your children, or paving roads. It’s about power.

      1. Of course. My point was that what this person was effectively saying was “even if we are still taking your money and still not providing these services, you should suffer without them because individuals or charities providing them undermines our power and the illusion we create that you need us lording over you”.

        1. Dude, it’s rage-inducing. She does this handwaving bullshit about the inconsistency of charity to try to cloud up the simple fact that things are actually being done without government.

          Ms. McFate also doesn’t like fracking.

          1. Ms. McFate also doesn’t like fracking.

            It’s because she’s never been with me.

            I’ll see myself out.

      2. what they should have done is show up, do the work, and send the bill for the labor and materials to the union.

  10. Cooperative anarchy? WTF? All anarchy is cooperative, even anarcho-ghettoism:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNsCxa4BZB8

  11. There’s even “Mutualism” in Detroit.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ7JOtNGjbU

    1. Honest to God, I’d live in Detroit waaaaay before you ever dragged my ass to Memphis or Camden or East St. Louis or Houston or Trenton or Branson or Kansas City or Gary or Pueblo or Riverside or Tulsa or Cheyenne…

      you know what?

      Fuck it, I’m going.

      1. Tulsa

        How’d you make the “p” all curvy?

      2. Dude, Houston at least has good food. And an economy.

    2. That reporter is awesome. I wish the uptight white p-burgh reporters would casually drop “chronic” into stories about weed.

      And just because…

      It’s so cold in tha D

  12. *falling on the floor laughing*

    Blacks drive a once great city to hell, and libertarians celebrate the anarchy. Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is and move there? It’s even funnier when they try to pin this on “big government.” Sweden will descend into anarchy any day now….

    1. You must have hit your head extra hard today. Maybe you want to sit down until the room stops spinning.

      1. Don’t mind him, he’s a bit “touched” in the head. Wakes up at night screaming bout how a big black dick is trying to fuck him in the ass and stuff. Like I said, he’s “touched.”

      2. He did fall on the floor, I guess it was head first.

    2. Detroit has been hell for decades. The anarchy is what is bringing modest improvements to some parts of it despite the big government that is still driving the rest of it further into the crapper.

    3. Of course American ignores the thriving black middle class that existed back in the ’60s, before the Great Society created a permanent, dependent underclass.

      It’s unsurprising that American doesn’t know much about history. There’s only so much room in his brain, and most of his memory is busy remembering various sex positions to try out with his barn yard animals.

      1. God Irish, that’s the kind of depravity American has been warning us about. He girds his morality by being a one-man-one-sheep kinda guy.

  13. I tried the google, but couldn’t find the story, but wasn’t there a thing a few years ago where the people of a neighborhood started cleaning up vacant lots and was forced to stop because they weren’t union employees?

    1. I remember that, but I’m not sure it was Detroit.

      1. Yeah, it was someplace that couldn’t afford to upkeep neighborhoods but could still pay a guy to tell the plebes no to.

        1. Priorities!

        2. There was an article about a guy cleaning up a vacant lot next door and turning it into a garden or something.

          Ah here it is

          1. That’s not it, but I’m not surprised that this sort of thing is pretty common.

          2. He plans to continue to “maintain the garden and pick up trash and so it looks the way a lot should look in the city of Philadelphia and not a piece of squalor.”

            ANTISOCIAL MONSTER!

            1. …it looks the way a lot should look in the city of Philadelphia

              Looks like he doesn’t know much about the city of philadelphia.

    2. Perhaps the city across my fine state of PA is what you had in mind?

      http://abcnews.go.com/Business…..YwmTyvEpH0

    3. but wasn’t there a thing a few years ago where the people of a neighborhood started cleaning up vacant lots and was forced to stop because they weren’t union employees?

      Hell, that’s been happening at the grade school in my neighborhood every 5-6 years for decades.

  14. “The idea that we are now outfitting first responders through charitable contributions should be very concerning,” she said. “There are certain functions that you I want government to perform that should not be at the whim of individuals or charities.”

    I am assuming that’s what she really meant.

    I think the problem here is the actual demonstration of what people are willing to pay for in the way of public goods when the cost comes directly from their own pocket rather than from that bottomless bag of ‘free government money’. It’s amazing how many ‘needs’ we have when we are told we are entitled to have them provided by someone else become mere ‘wants’ when we know we are the ones picking up the tab. How will ‘need X’ get done if not for government? Well, if people won’t voluntarily pay for ‘need X’ then that’s a pretty damn good clue that ‘need X’ is in fact ‘want X’. I want ‘X’ if someone else is paying for it but I’m not willing to spend my own money on ‘X’ means ‘X’ is not a need.

    Of course, most decent parents teach their kids the difference between needs and wants somewhere around the second or third temper tantrum they throw in the toy store at age 4, but obviously not all of us had decent parents. Or working for the government allows you to keep thinking like a spoiled brat 4 year old.

    1. “The idea that we are now outfitting first responders through charitable contributions should be very concerning,” she said.

      Dumb bitch ain’t never heard of volunteer fire departments either, apparently.

  15. Sounds to me like Detroit is the place to be!

    http://www.GotDatAnon.tk

  16. The Democrats who have run Detroit for 51 years hate having anyone show that the state is not all powerful and people can do without it.

    “How DARE you provide a service to the community. Only the STATE can do things for the community!”

    Detroit is what happen when you run out of other people’s money.

    If Obama had a city, it would look just like Detroit.

  17. Without government who would tear down the benches?

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