Friday Funnies: Sequestration at the White House
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Looks like Michelle never visits the calligraphy office. Dudes are fat.
Silly. Those rules are just for us Plebs.
what Peggy answered I’m surprised that a person able to get paid $8947 in one month on the computer. did you see this link… http://zapit.nu/31P
I saw that Wendy, but I’m making $8948 in one month on Hit & Run so thanks but no thanks
$8400 of that from just Warty.
So Fist’s real name is Peggy?
hmmmm, that explains a lot.
And how he has the money, and leisure to time be first, constantly.
Well he/she/it is a cam-whore so between ‘shows’ it can pound f5.
Consistantly, not constantly. But you don’t want to anger me, or I’ll disappear you like I disappeared this morning’s brickbat comments.
Oh, it is not anger I should be inspiring, Fist – more like sorrow at my all too apparent jealousy.
She makes her money asking you what’s in your wallet.
Monks? The fuck? Don’t monks take a vow of poverty? Or maybe Bok thinks only monks do caligraphy?
Although Obama worship is pretty much a religion, but I doubt that’s where Bok was actually going with the monks.
Maybe we can just pretend Bok is actually that clever for one week. At least that would be funny:)
Sure, but one can only stretch their credulity so far.
I googled calligraphy club image and got a picture of a bunch of dorky chinese girls (and one guy, who I hope is totally getting it on but is likely gay).
No Monks Bokkee. Correct your bad cartoon!
http://www.nanhuahigh.moe.edu……li2012.png
Chinese calligraphy, I understand, is a bit more demanding than the American kind.
Well, they don’t have to pay the monks a salary, but they’re so obese the medical bills would be through the roof.
So, typical government employee then?
So what, the Fuckhead in Chief can’t stop the production of the third Trailer Park Boys movie, which starts Sunday.
Never heard of it? It the the actual name of the movie?
Don’t know the movie’s name, but TPB was the #1 show in Canada for 7 seasons. Look them up on YouTube.
Better yet, Netflix
And unlike most #1 shows in Canada, Trailer Park Boys was really good.
Are they designing the official White House tattoo?
I think it’s the official rolling paper.
White House Closed? That would be a great rolling paper. I’ll smoke to that.
I recognize Edwardian Script when I see it, Bok. Couldn’t even do the calligraphy yourself, had to Word it in? You hack!!!
you’ve seen what happens when he tries being funny, so be grateful he didn’t try calligraphy
I was hoping it would be interpretted as arabic and they might issue a fatwa with extreme prejudice.
so he’d be like Salman Rushdie? Marx was right – history happens twice, first as tragedy, the second time as farce
You have to admit, it would be Bok being funny for once.
Oh, did you manage to plant a drop bear in Senator Conroy’s path just yet?
don’t need to – it looks like it’s all going to hell. He rushed it through Cabinet and declared it had to be rammed through Parliament in just over a week or it would be dead. As this is a minority government it needs the support of the independents, which isn’t looking likely. And unless there’s a miracle, they’ll be voted out in September, and our version of the Republicans has promised to repeal it (their libertarianish wing has been going in hard on this, to their credit)
Well, that is good for Australia…might be bad for you, however, if the H&R commentariat here in the US decides to leave in disgust. You might end with most of us on your proverbial doorstep.
I’m curious–what’s this legislation?
read ’em and weep
Edwardian, eewwwwww. Team Jacobian FTW!
White House invitations should be in Comic Sans. Or maybe Bank Gothic.
Sometimes man you jsut have to rol lwith it.
http://www.EliteAnon.tk
You should have put that as a reply to my comment above.
No women, no people of color, no lefties. Is there an underprivileged class Obama won’t snub?
Actually this isn’t bad.
*sobs*
Stop hating on Chip you bitter clingers!
are you in a cupboard with mascara streaming down your face?
‘E wos under a duvet, naught jerried up in a cupboard ya daft cow.
Horrible. Other than having nearly enough labels.
Happy Friday, Reasonoids.
Are calligraphers “at will” flunkies or are they part of some bizarre union, United Pen and Quill Artisans local 1313?
Can You Tell The Difference From White House’s $277,000 Calligraphy Staff Invite And Fake Made With Computer?
Not one thing that can be cut from the budget. None.
Yes. The calligraphy staff version looks amateurishly inconsistent in comparison to the computer version.
Why is the link to the Brickbat bringing up a 404?
Fist was stirred to anger and disappeared it. Tempt not his wrath.
If the story broke that the Vatican had three calligraphers, the media would be all over it. Obama? We trust Him to know what’s best.
Where’s the AM links? There are a few gems out there:
“Obama couldn’t eat at Hill meeting without food ‘taster'”
“‘He looked longingly at it,’ Collins continued. ‘He honestly did look longingly at it, but apparently he has to have essentially a taster, and I pointed out to him that we were all tasters for him, that if the food had been poisoned all of us would have keeled over so, but he did look longingly at it and he remarked that we have far better food than the Democrats do, and I said that was because I was hosting.’
http://dailycaller.com/2013/03…..z2Nc11LK9x
Almost scary reading this, and considering Obama.
http://www.mcafee.cc/Bin/sb.html
In his defense, it was almost the Ides of March. Emperors have to watch their backs.
Each????
Shouldn’t approximately one of the caligraphers depicted by racially diverse?