Friday Funnies: The Sequester Diet

Henry Payne | 2.22.2013 7:00 AM

(Henry Payne)

Almost as good as the San Diego Diet — Henry Payne

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Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

If Obama had a son, it would look like that?
1. KPres 14 years ago
  
  No, he would look like Treyvon Martin.
Counterfly Guard 14 years ago

Pies two weeks in a row, Henry? You're getting worse than Rob Liefeld was with biceps and camel toe.
1. Jordan 14 years ago
  
  The 40 worst Rob Liefeld drawings
  1. WTF 14 years ago
    
    I just googled that myself.
    Holy shit.
    1. Counterfly Guard 14 years ago
      
      I can't believe I hadn't seen that before. My favorite line:
      
      A fun Liefeld drinking game: take a shot for every pouch he draws on a character. Oh great, now you have alcohol poisoning.
  2. SugarFree 14 years ago
    
    "How many teeth are in a mouth? Like a billion, right?"
sage 14 years ago

Why did he write "budget" on Chris Christie's shirt?
1. Ska 14 years ago
  
  To describe the shirt and why there's a hole in it.
  1. Counterfly Guard 14 years ago
    
    That's not a hole, it's a mustard flavored ice cream stain.
2. John Galt 14 years ago
  
  "Wuggums" that sounds Native American. So the woman in the glasses, the mother of Obama's bastard son Chris Christie, must be Elizabeth Warren.
  1. wareagle 14 years ago
    
    and there's a visual we all needed.
WTF 14 years ago

Why is the big fat kid called a 'burp'?
NEEDZ MOAR LABELZ!!
John Galt 14 years ago

If Obama and my second grade teacher Mrs McGillicutty had a son he would be Chris Christie. And he would like eating pies.
Jordan 14 years ago

So this is what 7:30 am feels like. Feels bad, man.
Ken Shultz 14 years ago

I wish we could somehow communicate to people that the sequester isn't big enough to have a significant impact on the budget, either.

Even if the sequester happens, we'll still spend more money this year than last year, and we'll still spend more money next year than this year, too.

Sequester or no sequester, the budget will still grow. Guaranteed.
1. wareagle 14 years ago
  
  you cannot communicate to those unwilling to hear the message. Team mentality is so entrenched that both sides are blind to reality.
Bardas Phocas 14 years ago

Let's Move!
http://www.letsmove.gov/

My god! I there is actually a government website for this.
Featuring that fatass Big Bird!
Drake 14 years ago

Since when does Congress have a nice rack?
1. Counterfly Guard 14 years ago
  
  Since Schumer got elected? '98 I think?
  1. Ted S. 14 years ago
    
    1998 is when Schumer was first elected to the US Senate. He was first elected to the House in 1981.
    
    According to Wikipedia, Schumer has held elective office since the age of 24, when he was first elected to the State Assembly.
    
    I don't think he's done a day of productive work in his life.
    1. Counterfly Guard 14 years ago
      
      Being a wetnurse is productive work.
    2. db 14 years ago
      
      This is a man who will be lionized some day as a selfless public servant, who spent his life working for the betterment of all. Only back benchers and bitter clingers will ever point out his shameless pandering to liberal causes while enriching himself and his cronies in big business. He will be remembered publicly as a saint at the end of his career.
      
      Chew on that for a while.
      1. Loki 14 years ago
        
        Are you tyring to make us all suicidal? 'Cause that almost does it.
2. SugarFree 14 years ago
  
  Since when does Congress have a nice rack?
  
  Seek help. And this is coming from me. Me. Seek help.
invisible furry hand 14 years ago

why are Obama and COngress eating a piece of grey felt?
1. Counterfly Guard 14 years ago
  
  'Cos they've cricked a gozzle in their tinny shags!
Brandybuck 14 years ago

Is Mrs. Gress sitting in her salad?
Silent Cal 14 years ago

When did Congress and Obama get together and make a budget?
1. Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago
  
  "Uh? um? when a president? needs to prove to a congress that he's actua- When a president loves a congress, and he actually wants to make love, uh, to her, something very, very special happens. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erec-"
Mr Whipple 14 years ago

O/T

Anti-troll law in Illinois:

http://dailycaller.com/2013/02.....mity-bill/
1. sarcasmic 14 years ago
  
  Those jerks who wrote the Federalist Papers should have been jailed!
  1. Counterfly Guard 14 years ago
    
    Not to mention The Protocols of the Elders of Zion!
2. Marshall Gill 14 years ago
  
  Holy Science! Wasn't there a pamphlet written by an anonymous author during the Revolution?
  1. Counterfly Guard 14 years ago
    
    Yeah, and look how terribly that turned out.
3. db 14 years ago
  
  Why can't everybody just say popular things in public? Then we'd never have to throw anyone in jail for sedition. They bring it on themselves.
4. Ted S. 14 years ago
  
  Why don't you care about the children?
General Butt Naked 14 years ago

Payne-ful...

F-
The Late P Brooks 14 years ago

Shouldn't the filling of that pie be thousand dollar bills?
1. Jack the Reaper 14 years ago
  
  It's blood and flesh...about a pound of flesh. Signifying what each of us as Americans contribute to our all-knowing leaders.
Loki 14 years ago

This must be what going mad feels like.
Paul. 14 years ago

Obama should have had a wine glass on the table, containing the blood of the innocent.

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