Friday Funnies: Obama's Lent

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[Fist of Etiquette]

So that's how he bribed Christie to win the election for him.

[Counterfly Guard]

It was a tuna fish sandwich on whole wheat, a slice of cherry pie and a cup of coffee. Damn good food. FOE, if you ever get up this way, that cherry pie is worth a stop.

[Fist of Etiquette]

I always thought Diane was the name of his tape recorder.

[Counterfly Guard]

YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP. HEARING'S GONE. LONG STORY.

[gaijin]

So the govt is Mr Creosote Jones? Where's the followup panel showing him vomiting into a bucket right before he explodes?

[Drake]

Why does the government have a penis on it's head?

[Counterfly Guard]

To fuck you, that's why.

[Fist of Etiquette]

To is the new because.

[Counterfly Guard]

I run all my responses through 7 random languages on google translate, and then back to esperanto, and then post them.

I've found it's the safest way to keep the Feds from swooping down on me like a Mexican pork cloud.

[Rabban]

I took your post, ran it through seven languages, and then back to English. It came out, "Agip in 7 languages ??to run random Google translator, and then back to English, and then send it.

I have to protect the data, and the Mexican government has found a way to keep the pork like a cloud," It was staying pretty much in shape till the Russian to Hindi to Arabic and then back to English combo.

[Flatulent Monkey]

Dine bananer er ikke helt modne.

[Almanian!]

Mexican pork cloud

RAAAAAAAC....I mean, delicious!

[WTF]

Band name!

[Fist of Etiquette]

Super Karate Monkey Death Car.

[Fatty Bolger]

For the same reason it has a plastic man arm. Payne can't draw for shit.

[sage]

What the hell is being served there? Placenta jello?

[gaijin]

Republicans?

[Almanian!]

Man?

[LTC(ret) John]

IT'S A COOKBOOK!

[sage]

Also, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Almanian!]

If I were you, I would have said that, too.

[PS]

"Bring me a bucket!"

[Mr Whipple]

Not bad. I give it a 3 out of 5.

[H. Reardon]

Who would put put guppies and pubic hair in their cheery pie?

Barack Obama, that's who!

[Question of Auban]

Michelle cooked the pie. They are both from her.

[Ted S.]

I think it's Anita Hill who put the pubic hair in the cheery [sic] pie.

[H. Reardon]

No Ted. It's a cheery pie. Full of government rah, rah.

[mr simple]

So the US government is a greedy white fatcat and Obama has to serve it like a slave? That's racist.

[WTF]

So, Obama is giving up any pretense of fiscal restraint for Lent?
Doesn't seem like much of a sacrifice.

[sage]

Put Chewbacca's head on the seated person and you probably have a typical evening at the white house.

[nicole, dirty poet laureate]

Red wine
It is, they say
The blood of gov, and cake
The food of fools. But they want more!
Bad carbs.

[Flatulent Monkey]

I didn't know that Tyler Perry had scoliosis.

[Almanian!]

All is lost
A wan look on his face
He eats but does not taste
He drinks but does not enjoy
Government over, against and despite The People?
The horror
The horror

*takes drag from clove cigarette and puts down bongos*

[Question of Auban]

Apocalypse Now is how I first learned about Frazer's book "The Golden Bough" which is shown in the film. Fascinating book ? as is the book that Apocalypse Now itself is based upon ? Heart of Darkness.

[Longtorso]

I'm thinking of going batshit crazy in my quest to hunt down and kill Payne and Bok, going native and setting up my own cult following until the govt sends SugarFree to come get me.

[Longtorso]

Obama a waiter! Racist!

[Question of Auban]

Obama a president! Racist!

I actually have far more respect and admiration for waiters than I do for politicians. Waiters provide a valuable service and usually don't send people off to die in pointless wars or tell the FBI to spy on innocent people.

[Xenocles]

Would you like the joke explained to you, or is this prompting going to be sufficient?

[General Butt Naked]

Wow Payne, your dipping into "so bad it should be illegal" territory with this "funny".

[LTC(ret) John]

You people are slacking...NEEDZ MOAR LABELZ!

[The Late P Brooks]

I don't get it. Maybe if it had some labels.

[LTC(ret) John]

Exactly!

/The Committee to Encourage Moar Labelz

[The Late P Brooks]

I run all my responses through 7 random languages on google translate, and then back to esperanto, and then post them.

No Vogon rhyming dictionary?

I am disappoint.

[LTC(ret) John]

And no gratuitous use of the word "Belgium". 🙁

[Counterfly Guard]

Adams suffers from the Metallica Effect: The movie was so bad that it retroactively makes the books less good.

[Question of Auban]

There were two movies I think. The 2005 one and another one from the 1980's - maybe that was a tv series but in any case it was horrible.

But the radio series - the radio series was BRILLIANT.

[Tim]

The BBC video was low budget but they pulled it off.

[nicole, dirty poet laureate]

Dear Prez
Just put it down
"But she's my cherry pie!"
She makes a grown man cry about
His cash

[Stephdumas]

Henry Payne is right on target. I could imagine a Quebec version showing current Quebec Premier Pauline Marois giving food to the Quebec government.

[nicole, dirty poet laureate]

But she would be feeding them horsemeat.

[Tim]

Doggerel verse
From bad to worse
I flunked English Lit
that means I don't get
and you'll put my brain in a hearse.

[Jack the Reaper]

Sometimes I can at least tell what he is trying to do but I utterly at a loss on this one.