The Apocalypse According to Bill

Greet the end of the world with William Burroughs.

They say the world is supposed to end today. In honor of the occasion, here's William Burroughs on the apocalypse:

From the excellent Dead City Radio CD.

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[invisible furry hand]

**SPOILER ALERT**

It's now the 22nd and it didn't end

[Whiterun Guard]

We don't care how you do it up north.

[Groovus Maximus]

YAY! Our canary in the coalmine lives!

Now I can have a simple, modest dinner instead of going to the trouble of an elaborate final feast.

[$park?]

AFAIK, there were no Mayans on your island. The world will end appropriately in our time zone.

[Whiterun Guard]

Man, people are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.

[Agammamon]

If there were a god you would have been smited for that.

[Whiterun Guard]

People may not laugh at everyone's jokes about the end of the world, but they certainly laugh at Mayan.

[invisible furry hand]

Whiterun Guard tetchy vs Whiterun Guard punning... what is worse in the morning?

[Groovus Maximus]

Depends upon whether or not he Tikals you.

[invisible furry hand]

Christ on a bike, not you too

[LTC(ret) John]

Oh come now, you would expect nothing less from this crew, ne?

[$park?]

I don't know about you guys, but armageddon outta here.

[Fist of Etiquette]

WHY HAVE I NOT BEEN RAPTURED YET?

[LTC(ret) John]

SINNER!!!!!

[LTC(ret) John]

Wait?! I'm still here too - damme!

[$park?]

It's not even 9 AM yet. You don't get to be first in everything you know.

[Killazontherun]

God's a butthole who hates people who know how to have fun even in a world he built to maximize misery.

[Zeb]

I highly recommend Dead City Radio to anyone who likes Burroughs at all.

[waaminn]

Bill sounds like a petty wise man to me dude. Wow.
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