Friday Funnies: Rise of the Oceans

Chip Bok | 11.2.2012 9:00 AM

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LTC(ret) John 13 years ago

How did Jabba the Hutt get on that helicopter?
1. Loki 13 years ago
  
  And why is he on the helocopter with a Ferengi? Does this have something to do with a Star Wars/ Trek corssover?
2. Suki 13 years ago
  
  I am not complaining. This is way better than the haircut FF.
Fist of Etiquette 13 years ago

If they're not careful armless Rush Limbaugh and that caricature from Birth of a Nation is going to fall onto that Monopoly board.
Rich 13 years ago

*** Gulf clap ***
Kaptious Kristen 13 years ago

Thanks for the helpful "New Jersey" label. I never would have guessed where this was taking place, what with tanned Walter Matthau and Jackie Gleason.
1. Ice Nine 13 years ago
  
  Stilt houses. I would have guessed Bangladesh.
  1. Suki 13 years ago
    
    Bangladesh, Camden, not much difference.
    1. NeonCat 13 years ago
      
      Bangladesh is more economically viable.
mr simple 13 years ago

Why is he on a helicopter when he can just fly around with those ears?
Groovus Maximus 13 years ago

Folks, notice here that the helicopter blades are not spinning. It's just floating in midair. Bok has now captured irrefutable proof of the power of The Corpulent Jesus and The Unicorn Jesus.

That miracle aside...I laffed at this.
1. H. Reardon 13 years ago
  
  That miracle aside...I laffed at this.
  
  Now that's a miracle!
2. Ice Nine 13 years ago
  
  I think it's because the wind-up key on the side of the rotor housing isn't turning.
Bee Tagger 13 years ago

Why would Obama wish he never said those things? It helped to get him elected and few in the media seems to have any interest in calling him out on those specific claims.
1. el esc?ptico 13 years ago
  
  Yeah! Just imagine how much more those oceans would've risen without BO in charge.
  1. Suki 13 years ago
    
    That works for the budget and unemployment too. +100
2. H. Reardon 13 years ago
  
  This is the Friday Funnies. Neither the cartoon nor the comments are required to make sense.
3. Fist of Etiquette 13 years ago
  
  Oh, hey, there are words in that cartoon. Hadn't noticed.
db 13 years ago

Bok missed the pre-A.M. Links deadline when he realized he had forgotten to draw Obama's ear.
1. darius404 13 years ago
  
  He didn't forget, they're just so large you don't recognize them. Just to the left and right of Obama's head, there are these odd protrusions....
db 13 years ago

No, he had to go back and draw them, thus missing the deadline.
a better weapon 13 years ago

George Wendt and Fred Armisen sure have a hell of a lot of friends in high places if they're able to board Marine 1 like that.
Tim 13 years ago

FEMA could draw a funnier cartoon.
$park? 13 years ago

I don't remember Gilligan being black. And the skipper always wore a hat. And they never had a helicopter.
1. Jesus H. Christ 13 years ago
  
  It's like the Gilligan's Island episode where they all thought the island was sinking, but it was all due to Gilligan moving the measuring sticks. Yeah, exactly like that.
Almanian's Evil Twin 13 years ago

I didn't laugh.

Therefore, it must be Friday! Yay! Happy Friday, Reasonoids!
Flatulent Monkey 13 years ago

Alternative caption:

Obama/Webster to Christie/Oliver Hardy, "This is why I told you not to do a cannonball into Delaware Bay."

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