Brickbat: I Need Some I.D.

Former Las Vegas police officer John Norman has pleaded guilty to oppression under the color of office and open or gross lewdness. Norman was accused to pulling over two women while on duty and forcing them to show him their breasts, as well as fondling one of the women.

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[SugarFree]

He thought this story would stay in Vegas. [head shake]

[sarcasmic]

Just a perk of the job. Get it? Perk. Perky breasts? Never mind.

[SugarFree]

Nipple prints. He was taking nipple prints in case they ever used their breasts in the commission of a crime. An erotic crime.

[Rich]

"Like thumbs."

[sarcasmic]

"Assault with intent to arouse"

[Whiterun Guard]

"Grand Theft: Hotto"

[JW]

Someone ought to teach him a lesson.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Also, if Norman successfully completes the sentencing obligations, the open and gross lewdness charge would be dismissed and replaced with another count of oppression under the color of office, and his sex offender registration would be expunged.

Yeah, high schoolers who go on to marry their teenage sweethearts get on the list because of a couple year's difference and stay on the list, but a guy with a gun and authority to use it sexually assaults two women and he has an easy path off the registry. No double standard.

[Whiterun Guard]

It's not his fault they didn't provide training not to sexually assualt women.

[Doctor Whom]

The sex-offender registry is for the little people. Those who enforce the law are above the law.

[hamilton]

Just testing out the new Mammary Breathalyzer.

[Ted S.]

He was just following procedures.

Besides, the rules don't explicitly prohibit this.

[Rich]

He was just following procedures.

Proc 4f.70: If woman refuses to shake out bra after third request, say "My, aren't we bashful."

[Ted S.]

Shake in the bra?

[mnarayan]

Was he trained not to fondle people's breasts?

[The Late P Brooks]

the open and gross lewdness charge would be dismissed and replaced with another count of oppression under the color of office

We're fucked. ONE charge of oppression under color of office should be worth twenty years in prison. Apparently, it's considered a harmless prank.

[sarcasmic]

Discipline theater.

[Ted S.]

I'm surprised nobody's asked whether the dashcam video of this still exists.

[Cdr Lytton]

Because everyone already knows the answer?

On a completely unrelated note, there's going to be a great video for the department's Christmas party.

[R C Dean]

I'm sure he'll be back in uniform and "protecting and serving" in no time.

Seriously.

[Almanian's Evil Twin]

AND NOTHING ELSE HAPPENED

[Rick Santorum]

Privatize law enforcement.