Obama and Romney Attend Al Smith Dinner: "Obama Embraced By Catholics, Romney Dines With Rich People"
President Obama and Mitt Romney get laughs at the Al Smith charity dinner in New York City
The Alfred Smith charity dinner, held by Catholic charities, has traditionally hosted major party presidential candidates since Richard Nixon and John F. Kennedy in 1960. The dinner, though, hasn't hosted an incumbent president since 1980, when Carter and Reagan attended. Presidential candidates traditionally use the event to roast each other, taking a lighter tone just weeks out from election day, which means despite its white-tie nature it tends to be an evening when the candidates maybe come off as almost genuine for once.
The president joked about his first debate (giving Chris Matthews a stroke instead of a thrill up his leg), about voters in Ohio, Florida and Virginia choosing the next president, wishing he could use his middle name like Romney did, but avoided any jokes at the expense of Cardinal Timothy Dolan, New York City's archbishop, or the Catholic Church, given the tensions from the contraceptive mandate in ObamaCare.
Not so for Romney. Joking that the white-tie affair meant he and his wife could wear what they wear around the house and wishing Joe Biden were there "because he'll laugh at anything," Romney also ribbed the president for his differences with Dolan and joked that the president would rewrite the contraceptive mandate in Latin to appease the church. Romney also called Big Bird his strawman (and offered that the dinner was "brought to you by the letter O and the number 16 trillion"), and made several jokes at the expense of media bias, including the headlines "Polls Show Obama Leading from Behind" and "Obama Embraced by Catholics, Romney Dines with Rich People."
The jokes also include a lit bit of campaigning, because there are less than three weeks to go till election day.
Watch Obama:
Watch Romney:
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"Polls Show Obama Leading from Behind"
That one is genius.
Does being first count if you dont announce it?
Does it count if you do?
He is the Hindmost
I know RMoney's jokes are probably written by staffers - but they were pretty funny.
He definitely had the better jokes.
I'm thinking Dennis Miller.
wishing Joe Biden were there "because he'll laugh at anything,"
OK I've got to admit, that's pretty funny. I wonder if Biden would have laughed at it though?
I loved it when he told the one about the FEC making Romney add an "I'm Mitt Romney and I approve this message" at the end of any Biden campaign commercial.
Lapel pins with white tie? Really?
O tempora, O mores!
I concur.
It's never really appropriate to wear the flag. Apparently Fox and Friends remains more intimidating than centuries of fashion etiquette.
Finally, a topic on which Tony can bring something to the discussion.
It's more than etiquette, it's the Flag Code, if I'm not mistaken.
You are mistaken. Indeed it's never inappropriate to wear an American flag lapel pin.
I put one on every article of clothing I wear! Even my shoes!
Seriously, so wrong.
Did he use his negro voice?
I mean Romney.
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Obama had a few funny lines, but his timing is terrible.
He seems less comfortable with self-deprecating humor than Romney.
Romney's performance was pretty good. My favorite joke was the one about Obama's advice to the Pope: blame everything on John Paul II.
Romney seemed almost human. That updated emotion chip works well.
Did Romney kill the audience and then say "Awk-ward!"?
As a stroke survivor, I did not find President Obama's joke about giving a stroke funny. Besides death, strokes cause death to 1/3 of those who have one within 30 days. Strokes cause numerous disabilities in millions of Americans including major of impairments in speech, movement, mental functioning, and other areas of the body. If you want to poke jokes, stay away from strokes.
Instead, he could have said that he made Chris's hair stand up.