Joe Biden: Barack Obama Will Do Exactly What I Did At Debate, Speak About the Values We Share
Still three weeks left of fundraising before the election
With three weeks left for fundraising before the election, Joe Biden's almost done asking for money:
Day after day, night after night, I've sat by Barack Obama's side as he made one gutsy decision after the other.
I get to see firsthand what drives this man. I get to see his enormous heart.
Tomorrow night, Barack is going to get up on that stage and debate Governor Romney for the presidency. He's going to fight for the things we believe in.
Do me a favor -- let him know you're with him before the debate…
When I had my turn on the debate stage last week, I spoke about the things we've accomplished together -- the values we all share.
That's exactly what Barack's going to do tomorrow night.
So as we enter the final days of this campaign, and before all of the work we've been doing in the field gets put to one, final test, let's show Barack what kind of grassroots organization he's got behind him -- one that's ready for whatever comes ahead.Any donation you can make today, no matter how large or small, matters. If you can, please chip in $3 for the last days of this campaign:
https://donate.barackobama.com/Last-FEC-Deadline
Thanks,
Joe
Previous campaign missives here, here, here, here, here, here, here and here
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Day after day, night after night, I've sat by Barack Obama's side as he made one gutsy decision after the other.
I get to see firsthand what drives this man. I get to see his enormous heart.
It takes a lot of guts and heart to order the death of someone who you're pretty sure is a bad guy (and anyone within a 20 foot radius) halfway around the world with your armada of remote controlled airplanes.
It's kind of a stupid policy to have the prez and the veep sitting together 24/7.
Considering who this pres and veep are I think it is a wonderful idea.
I get to see firsthand what drives this man. I get to see his enormous heart.
...and now I have an image in my head of Joe going "Kali Ma! KALI MA!"
So if uncle Joe is Mola Ram, does that mean that B-Rock is Chattar Lal?
Sure. But it also means you're Short Round.
Indy: "What's that?"
Chinese Mafioso: "Antidote."
Indy: "What for?"
Chinese Mafioso: "The poison you just drank, Doctor Jones."
That's still better than being Kate Capshaw.
Steven Spielberg concurs with this.
That's why the doc is Kate Capshaw.
"I hate the water...and I hate being wet...and I hate you!"
I am monkey brains.
Episiarch is that dark secret passage filled with bugs.
No, no, no...that's Warty's colon.
It's true. I have a magnificent rack and I really, REALLY hate bugs.
Willy: "Waiter, do you have anything simple, like soup?"
I, of course, am Lao Che.
AHA! Thank you, Episiotomy, I was trying to remember the name of the Chinese Mafioso, and was too lazy to Google it.
Just look on the door of that plane you just escaped in!
Happy landings, Doctor Jones!
Willy: "Please tell me you can fly a plane..."
Indy: (sheepish grin) "Uh, no. Can you?" "Well, how hard can it be? Altimetre. Check. Speed. Check. Fuel...(tap tap) FUEL!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
"We are not sinking, we're crashing!!!"
"Magic rocks? My father was a magician with birds up his sleeve and a rabbit in his hat. He made children very happy and died a very poor man...Magic Rocks!"
Hee hee:
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/362ck7/
How apropos! There really is no difference b'twixt the Cult of The One and Thuggee cult, is there?
The unwavering groupthink displayed by both is unnerving. Do Obamabots have to drink from a skull too?
"INDY! SPAT!!!!"
It's amazing that Temple of Doom used to be the shitty one in the series.
Fuck you George Lucas.
Temple of Doom is great compared to the Crystal Skull if for no other reason than for Kate Capshaw's killer body.
"You are in a position unsuitable to give orders!"
"MOLA RAM...prepare to meet Khali...in HELL!"
Day after day, night after night, I've sat by Barack Obama's side as he made one gutsy decision after the other.
And I have this image of Biden sitting next to Obama in the Oval Office bathroom, holding the president's hand as he takes a particularly difficult shit.
RACIST.
Who does number 2 work for?
CAN I BORROW THREE DOLLARS
Can you send me a couple hundred pre-paid DNC donation envelopes? I'll donate something every week.
Beneath this playful, boyish exterior, beats the heart of an utter bastard.
Yes - Anyone who watched him perform his routines in the Senate in the 80's knows Biden is a nasty prick.
Up until now I've been boycotting the debates in protest to Gary Johnson's exclusion. But if Obama behaves like what I heard Biden behaved like, I might just check this one out.
Word has it he's going to way overcorrect and end up being a prick like the schoolkid challenging the bully with his bodyguard right behind him.
Adam Baldwin would never stoop to being Obummer's bodyguard.
BTW, what ever happened to Chris Makepeace?
Adam Baldwin might not be Obama's bodyguard, but I wouldn't mind him as the White House liaison to the Senior Partners.
He was very enjoyable in that role.
Adam Baldwin ate him.
Like many child actors, he grew up and became unrecognizable. He wandered through some starring roles crappy films and small roles in OK films through the 80s, washed up in some TV and TV movies in the 90s, and then faded into the great retirement home for actors known as Canada.
He was in my favorite slice of moral panic 80s cheese: Mazes and Monsters.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mazes_and_Monsters
Which also featured Tom Hanks in some of his finest work! Next to Dragnet, the theatrical release, of course.
You just had to go there.
No one else watches the debates. We just watch Reason tweeting the twits.
I listen to the debates. The snark makes more sense that way.
Not gonna lie, I wanna hear BO's cackle.
"Ha, uh, ha."
When I had my turn on the debate stage last week, I spoke about the things we've accomplished together -- the values we all share.
HAetc.
Who do you like more than Jon Gruden tonight?
lol, you can always tell when election time rolls around. The politicians pretend to actually care lol.
http://www.us-Privacy.tk
As usual Anonbot nails it.
http://cnnpressroom.blogs.cnn......-benghazi/
Hillary is falling on her sword. Wow.
There has to be more than this than meets the eye. Hillary is a total sociopath and wouldn't do a selfless act if her life depended on it.
"I take responsibility" for what happened on September 11, Clinton said
"Taking responsibility" these days is just another meaningless expression.
We'll see if she resigns.
She won't. And she will leave no matter who wins the election.
As GM notes above, she had already said she's not sticking around for a second BO term.
We all know that "Taking responsibility" REALLY means "Taking responsibility for punishing OTHER people for failing to take responsibility".
http://www.politico.com/politi.....38508.html
Hey, you knuckleheads need to vote for Obama. Droids don't rip people's arms out of their sockets when they don't vote for their husband.
So, what percentage of the population are knuckleheads?
Knuckleheads are BO's natural base, of course he needs them to get to the polls. The big challenge is making sure they can read the ballot.
When I went to vote in 2008, the Democrats at the door handed me a sample ballot filled in straight ticket Democrat. The Republicans handed me a flyer with actual information on it.
I shouldn't laugh at that joke, but I did
Longer Biden: