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Union fat cats

Henry Payne | 9.14.2012 7:30 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 13 years ago

Yeah, I had a cat that used to eat all my laundry detergent, too. He didn't get fat though, just dead. Because nobody eats all my laundry detergent.
1. sage 13 years ago
  
  You shot him for it?
  1. Fist of Etiquette 13 years ago
    
    No. But if you ever had General Tso's chicken that tasted like Tide, you'll know why.
Bardas Phocas 13 years ago

Garfield did it better.
1. Longtorso 13 years ago
  
  That's what she said.
Brian D 13 years ago

Did the fat cat eat all of Henry Payne as well?
1. Longtorso 13 years ago
  
  Dammit - didn't see this before I posted the joke. Editors, please remove Brian D's comment for me.
invisible furry hand 13 years ago

Sweet t-shirt. Union Fat Cats' first album was the shizz. Then they started channelling Jethro Tull and it all went to hell
Longtorso 13 years ago

Here is how you do a political cartoon, Payne.
1. invisible furry hand 13 years ago
  
  here's another - the speaker of the Aus Parliament was accused of sexually harassing a male staffer
  
  http://www.theaustralian.com.a.....74?page=42
  
  Note paucity of labels
  1. Spoonman. 13 years ago
    
    Subscriber content.
    1. invisible furry hand 13 years ago
      
      damn, sorry, forgot I was logged in... anyway, it involved a gimp
      1. Longtorso 13 years ago
        
        anyway, it involved a gimp
        
        That's what she said.
WTF 13 years ago

Needz moar labelz.
1. EDG reppin' LBC 13 years ago
  
  Actually, the label quotient is perfect. Best Friday Funny ever. Congratulations Payne!
Longtorso 13 years ago

Look in the lower left - the white box. OH MY GOD THE FAT CAT ATE A BOX OF HENRY PAYNE!!!!

Actually, that would be good for the rest of us, right?
LTC(ret) John 13 years ago

Bok on the 15 day injured reserve list or something?
1. Longtorso 13 years ago
  
  Bok is in gitmo as punishment for his most recent cartoon.
  1. invisible furry hand 13 years ago
    
    No, Bok is drawing cartoons at Gitmo for the inmates - it's supposed to be more effective than waterboarding
    1. Longtorso 13 years ago
      
      You.....you.....monster.
      1. Almanian's Evil Twin 13 years ago
        
        That's what she said
Rich 13 years ago

If the cat were shown brandishing an ax, it would be clearer that he's a lumberjack.
1. Longtorso 13 years ago
  
  ....and that's OK....
  1. Rich 13 years ago
    
    He sleeps all night and he sleeps all day.
    1. invisible furry hand 13 years ago
      
      I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
      I go to the lavatory.
      On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
      And have buttered scones for tea.
      1. Longtorso 13 years ago
        
        Let me know when you get to the verse about putting on womens' clothing and hanging around in bars.
        
        Almanian's Evil Twin 13 years ago
        
        That's what she said
Fist of Etiquette 13 years ago

And he's got the cat wearing flannel, ignorantly perpetuating the stereotype that of course all union people are crude, lowbrow dykes.
1. Longtorso 13 years ago
  
  Or 90s alt rockers.
  1. Bee Tagger 13 years ago
    
    But you repeat FoE's self.
Almanian's Evil Twin 13 years ago

If I were sage, I would say

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Happy Friday, Reasonoids.
Jesus H. Christ 13 years ago

I can imagine the scene:

Payne Manor, late evening: Henry Payne is busy at work in his second floor studio. His cat, Lolz, has draped itself languidly on an authentic 19th century Turkish divan. His easel and desk, normally scrupulously tidy, are strewn about with incomplete drawings, discarded in piques of rage. "Those sombitches on the Reason forums! "Needz moar labels!" he shrieks in a half mocking, half psychotic rant. "All right then, I'll give those cork sucking bastages enough labels to choke on!"

hence today's submission.
Jesus H. Christ 13 years ago

You see, the "(burp) More" is not referring to the auto unions, it's referring to the labels. It's a recursive reference, like GNU for the linux guys.
Jesus H. Christ 13 years ago

My punctuation is way off today.
1. Azathoth!! 13 years ago
  
  It's okay, you have those holes in your hands, after all.

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