Tune Into Fox Business Network's Stossel Tonight at 9 PM to See Matt Welch, Gary Johnson, and More!

Tonight at 9 pm Eastern I'll be on a special edition of Stossel that looks at (and interviews) various third-party candidates for president. You won't want to miss the Socialist, the Constitutionalist, and the Libertarian cross-examining one another on stage!

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[Fist of Etiquette]

Special edition, eh? Sounds like someone may be losing their flower.

[A Serious Man]

Welch's authoritative intellectual looks, Johnson's rugged outdoorsy vibe, and Stossel's mustache all together on tape?

Is this like fan service for the few female libertarians we have here? What say you Kristen and Banjos?

[Lucy Steigerwald]

"Authoritative intellectual looks."

Hmm.

[Episiarch]

I think he means that all Matt is missing is some tape on the bridge of his glasses. But I don't want to put words in his mouth, like saying that Matt looks like he needs a swirlie. Because he didn't say that. Not expressly. He just implied that Matt looks like a nerd. That's all.

[Brandybuck]

Why is Matt wearing my father's glasses?

[Pro Libertate]

You should have contacts made that exactly duplicate Albert Einstein's eyes. Then you should wear those contacts during interviews. People won't know why, but they'll be horribly intimidated.

[Episiarch]

Dude, Jughead did that, like, years ago. Didn't help.

[Pro Libertate]

Stop telling me someone else came up with my cunning plans first, dammit!

[Episiarch]

SIMPSONS DID IT

[Pro Libertate]

Well, that's plausible. It's been on for decades. It's like Gunsmoke.

[Pro Libertate]

Coming up. Like a flower.

[Joe M]

That could be entertaining. People with actual differences on substantive issues.

[Episiarch]

And at the end, they all play Twister.

[Brandybuck]

Finally we get three quadrants of the Nolan Chart represented in a debate, instead of just the usual authoritarian lower quadrant.

[Archduke Pantsfan]

This or Packers-Bears. Tough call.

[Pro Libertate]

Do the Bears have any defense? The Packers don't. I can't abide games without defense.

[Episiarch]

The fucking game starts at 5:20 PM my time. I'm not going to be able to watch any of it.

[Pro Libertate]

Stop your whining. For years, I had to endure 9:15 p.m. kickoffs because of whining west-coasters. Who have no role in football, anyway.

[Episiarch]

The NFC West is a totally strong division! It has the 49ers and the Seahawks!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh man, I almost couldn't type that.

[Pro Libertate]

Well, the 49ers are actually okay right now. For the moment.

Do the Seahawks still exist? I thought they moved to Oklahoma and converted to basketball.

[Episiarch]

Don't remind me that the fucking Sonics are coming back and are getting a new arena. And of the fucking retarded dopes here that are going apeshit about how great it is. Fuck you, Sonics.

[Archduke Pantsfan]

Don't they want a hockey team for that arena?
Oh wait, there is no hockey.

[MikeP]

I know Gary Johnson is the Libertarian candidate. Are you the Socialist or Constitutionalist?

[snorkeldogg]

Obama video compares words and actions - 720,000 cumulative views in 8 days. Folks might find valuable and worth sharing with others (especially friends that are 'undecideds'). See at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8R5GvwUFU8

[Fist of Etiquette]

"There are other people in the race."

Lyndon Larouche?

[Fist of Etiquette]

I think Welch and the Nader lady have an agenda here, wanting third parties introduced. THEY WANT VIRTUAL ELECTION ANARCHY for their own interests.

[Fist of Etiquette]

You need fifteen percent of the popular vote to get into the debates? How can you have 15% of a popular vote that hasn't happened yet.

[Fist of Etiquette]

The Nader lady tonight is getting more approval than her former candidate ever did.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Theresa is running off the rails talking about public funds on Stossel.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Welch is pronounced with a hard cha at the end?

[Fist of Etiquette]

Maybe it only sounds that way filtered through an awesome mustache.

[Fist of Etiquette]

GaJo has the giggles.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Governor Veto Corleone.

[Fist of Etiquette]

"Who the hell is Gary Johnson?"

I don't care for the foul language but I appreciate the allusion to "Atlas Shrugged".

[Fist of Etiquette]

GARY JOHNSON JUST WON'T STOP PANDERING TO LIBERTARIANS.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Ooooo, the Fair Tax rears its ugly head.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Free up law enforcement? To do what? Point their radar guns at me? I. Don't. Think. So.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Socialism gets a smattering of applause.

[Fist of Etiquette]

GaJo wants grandma to be schlepping off to work at 72-years-old!

[Fist of Etiquette]

"I may be just a simple country Constitution Party candidate..."

[Fist of Etiquette]

"The Socialist Alternative"

This is going to be painful.

[Fist of Etiquette]

He's against over-regulation! End the interview here, on a high note.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Communism means corporations pay for your education.

[Fist of Etiquette]

I don't understand how seemingly intelligent people can gravitate to socialism as something viable.

[Suthenboy]

The key to understanding it may be in the term 'seemingly intelligent'. Concentrate on the 'seemingly' part.

[Fist of Etiquette]

CONSTITUTION PARTY IS ANTI-INTELLIGENCE!

[Fist of Etiquette]

You could stop illegal immigration- you can stop illegal anything by removing the law against it.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Term limits could also mean batshit crazy things by people with nothing to fear from voters.

[Fist of Etiquette]

"Some of my finest hours have been spent on my back veranda, smoking hemp and observing as far as my eye can see."

Snopes says it's a questionable quote. Narcs.

[Fist of Etiquette]

This question coming to you from the lady lobbyist for California.

[Fist of Etiquette]

GaJo: New Mexico is lousy with pollution.

[Fist of Etiquette]

"Coming out of the Great Depression we implemented many socialist policies" to prolong the Great Depression.

[Fist of Etiquette]

We are all Socialists now.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Stoss's green screen failed him there.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Someone should police my bedroom. Clothes strung everywhere.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Stoss came dangerously close to quoting the Gipper there.

[Fist of Etiquette]

This has been a special edition of Team Stossel Live Blog. Dicks.

[Archduke Pantsfan]

You're a trooper.

[Fist of Etiquette]

YOU DON'T KNOW ME.

[Killazontherun]

Just fucking wow. What Obama supporters can't blame Bush for:

http://www.examiner.com/articl.....s-murdered

Dan Jewell ? Top Commenter
Linda Jones. Obama didn't take Libya off the terror list and reinstate foreign welfare for them. That was your savior of 9-11 Bush. Fact check a bit before you run your pie hole.

Even the events of this week are Bush's fault. No, absolutely nothing happened between taking Libya off the list and today could be conceived as an impetus to this crises. No, nothing at all that can be linked to Obama's actions. Fuck. They are the most disturbing cult since Jim Jones.