Urban Renewal: The Board Game
An art project imagines city planning as a game.
In the game, players can assume one of the following roles: City Councilor, Developer, Community Activist, City Planning Employee, Man-On-The-Street, Academic Urban Theorist, Resident of Existing Development to be Demolished, Mayor, Random Federal Politician, Skyscraper Enthusiast, or Garbage Man. They take turns spinning the 'Decision Engine Wheel' which gives them license to place various types of development (condominium, office, commercial, park, etc.) on the board. Sometimes, players are given the option to bulldoze development, in which case they can use the 'Tabula Rasa Rake' to sweep any amount of placed development from the board. As all of this happens, the city evolves.
The most interesting part of this game might be the bulldoze option, as this simulates many actual urban renewal schemes of the 1950's and 60's.
You can read the rules in this pdf. My favorite part: "Buildings accidentally knocked out of place by the demolition must be removed from the board." Or maybe this: "Players can add variety and enliven game play by introducing new Buildings to signify world-class architecture by international world-class architects. Suggestions for Buildings: bottle caps, pebbles, dried pasta, crystals, small candies."
Looks like it's just an art project, not a commercially available game. Too bad. I want to play it.
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"Players can add variety and enliven game play by introducing new Buildings to signify world-class architecture by international world-class architects. Suggestions for Buildings: bottle caps, pebbles, dried pasta, crystals, small candies."
No dog turds or balls of wadded up aluminum foil?
I am disappoint.
They should add children's blocks to represent the brutalist buildings that resulted from so many urban removal projects.
Yeah. Look! A six story public building inspired by a cinder block.
I love the smell of Cabrini Green in the morning
When you just want to evoke the splendor that is Pyongyang...
I bet The Derider would like to play this game while masturbating furiously.
He prefers to bulldoze for real. Why watch porn when you can do it for real?
People who view property rights as the equivalent of finding a rotting catfish in the trunk of a car in summertime, you mean?
I wish... Lowell could use a little renewal... 🙂
I kind of like Lowell. It has that really old brick downtown.
The most interesting part of this game might be the bulldoze option, as this simulates many actual urban renewal schemes of the 1950's and 60's.
"Urban removal" is what I liked to call it in the good old days. Lots of rubble-strewn vacant lots in downtown Colorado Springs in the seventies.
The preferred term is "Negro Removal". Right thinking white people in the 1960s bull dozed the homes and neighborhoods of minorities to build white elephants and sports stadiums.
Chavez Ravine is a great example.
The Hill District in Pittsburgh was mostly removed to make way for the Civic Arena.
The section of Lexington that served as professional workspace for African-Americans in the 1930s (called "black downtown") was bulldozed to make Rupp Arena.
My favorite is the small town of Dodge City, Kansas. They had a real Victorian West town there. All of these beautiful old brick buildings were still there as late as the early 1970s. They had the real west. And in the early 1970s, they bulldozed them all with urban renewal money and build a fake front street made to look like the one on Gun Smoke. No shit. They tore down the real thing and built a copy of the fake Hollywood version.
Ugh.
What a terrible but entirely believable story.
You made me go and look it up. Wow, lots of interesting pictures and stories about the idiotic carnage.
So how does one explain Detroit. Just ferinstance...
You can only renew so much.
In Minneapolis, they took down stuff like this:
http://www.thehistorium.com/wp.....045038.jpg
With this:
http://www.emporis.com/images/.....-Large.jpg
"and replaced it" with this
So is the Man-on-the-street role supposed to represent the average urban resident? And if so, do all the other roles get to team up against him and take his money?
He prefers to bulldoze for real.
Hey, what the two of you do behind closed doors is your business.
LOL
Perhaps sugarfree or foe could make an urban dictionary entry for "bulldoze".
Foe? I have so many, you need to be specific.
Friend of Eclairs?
Fisher of Eels?
Fumbler of Ergonomics
1. Bulldoze 5 up, 12 down
v. Forcefully shoving or putting a dick in another person's mouth.
1) I bulldozed that chick last night while she cried.
2) You best shut the fuck up before I bulldoze your mouth until you can't speak anymore.
2. Bulldozer 135 up, 85 down
Bulldozer: whilst during anal penetration, the act of driving your partner around the room on their face.
"Tiffany had massive carpet burns on her forehead from receiving the bulldozer!"
Board... game??? What's that?
I guess it could be worse. They have tried to bring Risk, Monopoly, and (the inaccurately named) Game of Life to the video gaming world. Seriously, if I can't become a successful bachelor and can only get married and wind up with two cars full of brats, why the hell would I want to play that game?
Risk is perfect as a video game, though. Hell, Risk is pretty much responsible for turn-based role-playing grand strategy wargames.
The version I have on my phone has some great maps. I'm loving the Roman Empire one myself (hint he who conquers Egypt becomes the master of Asia and then Rome about 60% of the time).
Learning to play Risk was fun. I remember wondering what adjacent meant.
I have nothing but peaceful intentions in Kamchatka...
Good times, good times!
Ukraine is weak, It is a speed bump.
It works well as a video game because you can leave it and play it over a long period. Although there is something to be said for the endless board game over a weekend experience.
"It's Risk, the game of world domination...being played by two people who can barely run their own lives."
There are many great and interesting board games these days. Some of which, like Dominion, don't really have boards.
Even Monopoly is better if you play by the correct rules, with auctions.
Monotony and Risk are still my two favorites ever. Very hard to find people willing to play Risk any more, however - they tend to view it as too slow moving and boring.
I blame Bush, and a lack of people in my inner circle smoking weed any more.
This game? Definitely has possibilities. Need to add in Union Boss, Union Construction Worker, Illegal Union Influence Peddler/Strongarm, Illegal Immigrant Worker Bee, and probably some other characters to make it more realistic. But definite potential there.
My parents had a game back in the late 70s called "Lie Cheat and Steal". It was about big city politics. You bought votes, sent union goons to beat up your opponents, everything. It was great.
You can still get it on Amazon.
http://www.amazon.com/Lie-Chea.....B0013XLS4K
Where are the hookers?
Perhaps sugarfree or foe could make an urban dictionary entry for "bulldoze".
Heteronormatives need not apply.
An actual game on the subject is made by GMT Games:
http://www.gmtgames.com/p-296-urban-sprawl.aspx
Reasonites will like the end game victory conditions: the winner is the player with the most prestige points after the Olympics is awarded to their city.
Barf
$70!!! for this game? C'mon.
Well, GMT is sort of boutique. They can't make money on volume like Hasbro.