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Joe Biden puts unions first, students second

Henry Payne | 8.3.2012 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 13 years ago

Payne depicting Joe and the teachers unions as Nazis. Edgy.
1. Suki 13 years ago
  
  Are the union Nazis implied or skillfully hidden in the picture?
  1. Fist of Etiquette 13 years ago
    
    Grate Skools is German for "Heil Hitler!"
    
    Tenure ?ber Alles!
    1. Pound. Head. On. Desk. 13 years ago
      
      Job tenure: "Der Betriebszugeh?rigkeit."
      Gotta love the German language. No wonder they had a habit of chronically spilling all over Eurasia. They needed Lebensraum for their words.
      1. Ramjet 13 years ago
        
        Das ist wahr.
2. $park? 13 years ago
  
  You know who else was depicted as Nazis?
  1. invisible furry hand 13 years ago
    
    Leni Riefenstahl?
  2. Rich 13 years ago
    
    Prince Harry?
    1. LTC(ret) John 13 years ago
      
      #WINNING!
    2. Apatheist ?_?? 13 years ago
      
      Puh Puh Prince Harry
  3. wareagle 13 years ago
    
    Boooosh?
    1. LTC(ret) John 13 years ago
      
      ALSO WINNING. Extra style point for correct spelling.
  4. Almanian's Evil Twin 13 years ago
    
    Max Mosley?
3. Scarecrow Repair 13 years ago
  
  Left-handed at that. Nice.
Bee Tagger 13 years ago

Is this a trailer for National Treasure 3? Benjamin Gates tracks the gold FDR confiscated to a public high school in Detroit?
Bee Tagger 13 years ago

Also, needs more potatoes.
Whiterun Guard 13 years ago

Hey Payne, you spelled "great" and "schools" wrong, and used the incorrect version of "to". Who's your editor? You should get a new one.
1. invisible furry hand 13 years ago
  
  He also misspelt federashun and teechers. Not that Joe Biden would notice
  1. Suki 13 years ago
    
    No fair giving Joe spelling tests longer than three letters.
Restoras 13 years ago

Bok. You made me chuckle.
Longtorso 13 years ago

No, even w/ the new format, Payne still brings the pain. I did like the crap on the margins forcing the cartoon down to where you need to page down to see it. Protecting users from their own stupidity if they hit a Payne link.
1. Almanian's Evil Twin 13 years ago
  
  I did like the crap on the margins forcing the cartoon down to where you need to page down to see it. Protecting users from their own stupidity if they hit a Payne link.
  
  Ditto this
WTF 13 years ago

Wow, I've never seen that joke before.
Sy 13 years ago

ITS FUNNY CUZ I DONT HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT
Whiterun Guard 13 years ago

When did Paul Newman replace his left arm with a beige pitchfork?
1. General Butt Naked 13 years ago
  
  When he lost his thumb in the Great Vinaigrette Fire of aught-two.
  1. LTC(ret) John 13 years ago
    
    +1 dressing
2. Rich 13 years ago
  
  "Paul Newman"?!
  
  With the hairplugs and flashy smile, Henry has no need to label our gaffin' veep.
  1. General Butt Naked 13 years ago
    
    Explain the pitchfork arm then, smartguy.
    1. Rich 13 years ago
      
      A tool for maintaining Amtrak.
      1. General Butt Naked 13 years ago
        
        Well, we know about Joe Biden. What about the arm, man?
        
        Scruffy Nerfherder 13 years ago
        
        Forget about the arm, what's the deal with the War of the Worlds Martian ship posing as a microphone?
        
        Rich 13 years ago
        
        A *microphone*? I thought it was a cattail.
        
        Rich 13 years ago
        
        Artistic license.
Longtorso 13 years ago

New pics for the next SWAT article

The best one
sage 13 years ago

Needs moar Joe yelling for some cripple in a wheelchair to stand up and take a bow.
Longtorso 13 years ago

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1. Bee Tagger 13 years ago
  
  The squirrels did something right!
VG Zaytsev 13 years ago

Needs More Tags.
1. $park? 13 years ago
  
  Seriously. For instance, who is the guy at the podium?
$park? 13 years ago

The good news is, the doors to this school have been sheetrocked over so nobody has to go in anymore.
1. Rich 13 years ago
  
  It'll just get burned down on Devil's Night anyway.
Troy muy grande boner 13 years ago

I give this an A-.
1. General Butt Naked 13 years ago
  
  Grade inflation.
2. Auric Demonocles 13 years ago
  
  The worst grade imaginable.
  1. LTC(ret) John 13 years ago
    
    A solid B+?
    1. Auric Demonocles 13 years ago
      
      I can't even imagine that.
Rich 13 years ago

A script on this page may be busy, or it may have stopped responding. You can stop the script now, or you can continue to see if the script will complete.

Script: https://apis.google.com/_/...
1. invisible furry hand 13 years ago
  
  the suspense is killing me
  1. Rich 13 years ago
    
    I'm afraid letting the script complete will automatically sign me up for Schemer.
Longtorso 13 years ago

Henry Payne perfectly captures the hypocrisy of Vice President Joe Biden's recent trip to the Detroit public school system.

We'll be the judge of that.
Brian from Texas 13 years ago

Is their anybody even still living in Detroit to greet Mr. Biden or did they have to bus them in from elsewhere?
1. Bucky 13 years ago
  
  the guy who is bulldozing the homes still lives there...
  and wears his "Shovel Ready" t-shirt proudly...
  1. Francisco d Anconia 13 years ago
    
    Does he break the windows before bulldozing homes? I hear that helps.
scaliwag 13 years ago

Why must I be tolerant of your lifestyle choices but you do not have to be tolerant of my religious choices?
1. General Butt Naked 13 years ago
  
  Because you suck. Trust me, it's for your own good.
2. Libertymike 13 years ago
  
  That's just how some folks fill their chickens.
  1. Bucky 13 years ago
    
    ...choke their chickens.
    fify
3. Tonio 13 years ago
  
  So much fail. Sexual orientation is not a choice; religion is. It's not about their religious choices, it's about their funding groups which want to outlaw homosexual behavior (not just same sex marriages) and divorce and porn.
  
  Also, wrong thread, Poindexter.
ant1sthenes 13 years ago

They shouldn't have let Biden write the sign himself. Now they look like idiots.
Loki 13 years ago

So we're supposed to believe that people who can't spell "great" and "schools" correctly would get the much harder words american, federation, and president right? I can only suspend my disbelief so much.
Almanian's Evil Twin 13 years ago

HAH! This was already in Detroit News, so I got to see it earlier this week and not laugh! Now I've wasted time coming here and seeing it and not laughing AGAIN, after scrolling through all the shit on the page to get to the cartoon.

I've PWNED myself

*sad face*
Gindjurra 13 years ago

Heh. Grate schools? No wonder so many kids slip through the cracks in Detroit.

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