Friday Funnies

Joe Biden puts unions first, students second

Comments

[Fist of Etiquette]

Payne depicting Joe and the teachers unions as Nazis. Edgy.

[Suki]

Are the union Nazis implied or skillfully hidden in the picture?

[Fist of Etiquette]

Grate Skools is German for “Heil Hitler!”

Tenure ?ber Alles!

[Pound. Head. On. Desk.]

Job tenure: “Der Betriebszugeh?rigkeit.”
Gotta love the German language. No wonder they had a habit of chronically spilling all over Eurasia. They needed Lebensraum for their words.

[Ramjet]

Das ist wahr.

[$park?]

You know who else was depicted as Nazis?

[invisible furry hand]

Leni Riefenstahl?

[Rich]

Prince Harry?

[LTC(ret) John]

#WINNING!

[Apatheist ?_??]

Puh Puh Prince Harry

[wareagle]

Boooosh?

[LTC(ret) John]

ALSO WINNING. Extra style point for correct spelling.

[Almanian's Evil Twin]

Max Mosley?

[Scarecrow Repair]

Left-handed at that. Nice.

[Bee Tagger]

Is this a trailer for National Treasure 3? Benjamin Gates tracks the gold FDR confiscated to a public high school in Detroit?

[Bee Tagger]

Also, needs more potatoes.

[Whiterun Guard]

Hey Payne, you spelled “great” and “schools” wrong, and used the incorrect version of “to”. Who’s your editor? You should get a new one.

[invisible furry hand]

He also misspelt federashun and teechers. Not that Joe Biden would notice

[Suki]

No fair giving Joe spelling tests longer than three letters.

[Restoras]

Bok. You made me chuckle.

[Longtorso]

No, even w/ the new format, Payne still brings the pain. I did like the crap on the margins forcing the cartoon down to where you need to page down to see it. Protecting users from their own stupidity if they hit a Payne link.

[Almanian's Evil Twin]

I did like the crap on the margins forcing the cartoon down to where you need to page down to see it. Protecting users from their own stupidity if they hit a Payne link.

Ditto this

[WTF]

Wow, I’ve never seen that joke before.

[Sy]

ITS FUNNY CUZ I DONT HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT

[Whiterun Guard]

When did Paul Newman replace his left arm with a beige pitchfork?

[General Butt Naked]

When he lost his thumb in the Great Vinaigrette Fire of aught-two.

[LTC(ret) John]

+1 dressing

[Rich]

“Paul Newman”?!

With the hairplugs and flashy smile, Henry has no need to label our gaffin’ veep.

[General Butt Naked]

Explain the pitchfork arm then, smartguy.

[Rich]

A tool for maintaining Amtrak.

[General Butt Naked]

Well, we know about Joe Biden. What about the arm, man?

[Scruffy Nerfherder]

Forget about the arm, what’s the deal with the War of the Worlds Martian ship posing as a microphone?

[Rich]

A *microphone*? I thought it was a cattail.

[Rich]

Artistic license.

[Longtorso]

New pics for the next SWAT article

The best one

[sage]

Needs moar Joe yelling for some cripple in a wheelchair to stand up and take a bow.

[Longtorso]

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[Bee Tagger]

The squirrels did something right!

[VG Zaytsev]

Needs More Tags.

[$park?]

Seriously. For instance, who is the guy at the podium?

[$park?]

The good news is, the doors to this school have been sheetrocked over so nobody has to go in anymore.

[Rich]

It’ll just get burned down on Devil’s Night anyway.

[Troy muy grande boner]

I give this an A-.

[General Butt Naked]

Grade inflation.

[Auric Demonocles]

The worst grade imaginable.

[LTC(ret) John]

A solid B+?

[Auric Demonocles]

I can’t even imagine that.

[Rich]

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[invisible furry hand]

the suspense is killing me

[Rich]

I’m afraid letting the script complete will automatically sign me up for Schemer.

[Longtorso]

Henry Payne perfectly captures the hypocrisy of Vice President Joe Biden’s recent trip to the Detroit public school system.

We’ll be the judge of that.

[Brian from Texas]

Is their anybody even still living in Detroit to greet Mr. Biden or did they have to bus them in from elsewhere?

[Bucky]

the guy who is bulldozing the homes still lives there…
and wears his “Shovel Ready” t-shirt proudly…

[Francisco d Anconia]

Does he break the windows before bulldozing homes? I hear that helps.

[scaliwag]

Why must I be tolerant of your lifestyle choices but you do not have to be tolerant of my religious choices?

[General Butt Naked]

Because you suck. Trust me, it’s for your own good.

[Libertymike]

That’s just how some folks fill their chickens.

[Bucky]

…choke their chickens.
fify

[Tonio]

So much fail. Sexual orientation is not a choice; religion is. It’s not about their religious choices, it’s about their funding groups which want to outlaw homosexual behavior (not just same sex marriages) and divorce and porn.

Also, wrong thread, Poindexter.

[ant1sthenes]

They shouldn’t have let Biden write the sign himself. Now they look like idiots.

[Loki]

So we’re supposed to believe that people who can’t spell “great” and “schools” correctly would get the much harder words american, federation, and president right? I can only suspend my disbelief so much.

[Almanian's Evil Twin]

HAH! This was already in Detroit News, so I got to see it earlier this week and not laugh! Now I’ve wasted time coming here and seeing it and not laughing AGAIN, after scrolling through all the shit on the page to get to the cartoon.

I’ve PWNED myself

*sad face*

[Gindjurra]

Heh. Grate schools? No wonder so many kids slip through the cracks in Detroit.