SCOTUS ObamaCare Ruling Still Screwing Up News Schedule

Yesterday CNN and Fox News had a hard time figuring out what all that legalese stuff in National Federation of Business et al v. Sebelius actually meant, and this week's cover of Time magazine grandly announced the wrong swing justice in the ruling. But it looks like the ObamaCare ruling's ability to mangle news teasers, chirons, headlines and ledes has not ended. This is currently at the top of Google News:

Good question. I think the answer is "Yes." 

Comments

[Hugh Akston]

Does anyone have any idea why the Nooz Media is a dying industry?

[Mo' $parky]

Something about Americans being too stoopid I think.

[sarcasmic]

Ke$ha tweets photo of herself taking a leak on the street.

All class! Like school at five in the mornin!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvs.....treet.html

[Res Publica Americana]

Ew. I'll take this instead:

http://desmond.imageshack.us/H.....es=landing

[Res Publica Americana]

SF'd?

http://desmond.imageshack.us/H.....es=landing

[Res Publica Americana]

Or I could try a link that works:

http://desmond.imageshack.us/H.....es=landing

[sarcasmic]

Splenda would be proud!

[Res Publica Americana]

Hey, I fixed it below. Don't be hating on me.

[Res Publica Americana]

Fuck ImageShack.

http://s7.postimage.org/mj0oizih5/1148.jpg

[Suthenboy]

Who is that? Wow.

I never got the high heels thing....but she is a knockout.

[Paul.]

Owowowowowow! There's another one I'll never have!

[Mo' $parky]

I wish I had been there.

[Whiterun Guard]

I hope they overturn that shit!

[Res Publica Americana]

Have I mentioned how fucking much I motherfucking hate motherfucking Chief motherfucking Justice Roberts?

[o3]

and how long have you had this hate res?

[Res Publica Americana]

Dislike from his earlier work, hate since ObamaCare ruling. Fucking fuck.

[EDG reppin' LBC]

Have I mentioned how fucking much I motherfucking hate motherfucking Chief motherfucking Justice Roberts?

I see you've been discussing this with Samuel L. Jackson.

[Res Publica Americana]

Motherfucking motherfuck, don'tcha know.

[RG]

I've explained to every liberal that they're celebrating a tax on people who don't want to purchase ever increasing insurance from multi billion dollar corporations. Their silence spoke volumes.

[sarcasmic]

Yeah, but they won. Winning is all that matters.
Doesn't matter if you have to lie, cheat or steal in order to do it, winning is what counts.

[RG]

Until they see their premiums continue to rise. Then I'll throw it right back in their face.

[sarcasmic]

They'll blame that on markets and corporate greed.

[Res Publica Americana]

Necessitating outright socialism, obviously. Grandfather Lenin would be proud!

[Whiterun Guard]

No, THAT will be the corporashunz fault.

[RG]

But Obama promised!

[Whiterun Guard]

Oh, then the premiums won't rise.

Even if they do.

[o3]

gosh u mean insurance and health care costs might rise?! im shocked, SHOCKED!

[Res Publica Americana]

When you realize just how morally unjustifiable and destructive your worldview is, donate blood before you slit your wrists. alright? It's your civil duty.

[sarcasmic]

Morals are what cause losers to limit themselves and lose.

Winners aren't limited by morals.

[o3]

looks like im not the only one shocked

[Brett L]

So what does reason think about all this?

[Mo' $parky]

Who knows, by their silence on the matter yesterday I think they were trying to cover something up.

[CNN]

The Most Trusted Name In... shit I forget how this ends

[Res Publica Americana]

Herpa Derpa Herpa Herp?

[Whiterun Guard]

No, I think you got the last word right.

[Pip from the forge]

On the other hand, the blogosphere, America's Most Reliable News Source, has gotten it totally right from the start with its dispassionate and objective reportage. Stupid mainstream media. This is why nobody takes you seriously. You know why? Fuck you, that's why!

[o3]

plus all that quality [RADIO ENTERTAINMENT] guiding the wingnuts to the promised land...mumble mumble (burp) scratch

[Res Publica Americana]

http://s18.postimage.org/o6hl7r06f/Bad.jpg

[BakedPenguin]

The guy in that picture looks like Neanderthal Spitzer.

"Neanderthal Spitzer crush unpopular Wall Street trader! Then he crush hooker vagina!! RAH!!!!"

[Paul.]

Volokh Conspiracy has an interesting take on how this ruling may be a major victory for limited govt.

http://www.volokh.com/2012/06/.....n-the-war/

It would be tempting to read the Chief Justice's discussions of the Commerce and Necessary and Proper Clauses as mere dicta. It would also be wrong, as these analyses form an essential predicate to his ultimate conclusion that the mandate could be upheld as a tax. As the entire Court accepts, the most natural reading of the minimum coverage provision is as an economic mandate adopted pursuant to the Commerce Clause.

[snakotanko]

OK wow this makes a lot of sense man. Wow.

http://www.Mostly-Anon.tk