President Clarence Thomas?
At The Daily Beast, UCLA law professor Adam Winkler tells Republicans to stop hoping for a Paul Ryan or Chris Christie presidential campaign and instead throw their weight behind "a more inspired and game-changing pick: Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas." Winkler writes:
Unlike the flip-flopping Mitt Romney, Thomas is a true conservative who could appeal to all of the segments of the Republican coalition. Tea Partiers would see Thomas as one of their own. Not only has he been a consistent voice to curtail the power of the federal government but his wife Ginni, a Tea Party activist herself, has been a leader in the fight to repeal Obama's healthcare reform law. Wall Street Republicans would be buoyed by Thomas's opposition to environmental regulation and his free market philosophy. Blue-collar workers could embrace Thomas's up-by-his-bootstraps story of rising from incredible poverty–until he was 7, his home had no indoor plumbing–and his votes to end affirmative action and preserve the Second Amendment. Evangelicals will like that he's against abortion, gay rights, and limits on prayer in school.
Thomas is also very smart. When he first joined the Supreme Court, some people thought he would just mimic Justice Antonin Scalia, the intellectual leader of the Court's conservative wing. Over the years, however, Thomas has become a powerful voice for his brand of constitutional conservatism and has proven himself a more devout believer in originalism than even Scalia. Today, it seems as if Scalia is more likely to follow Thomas.
Read the rest of Winkler's "analysis" right here.
As for the likelihood of this scenario coming true, I'm going to endorse the prediction of Case Western Reserve University law professor Jonathan Adler, who remarks, "Whatever else may happen this election year, I'm fairly confident we'll never find out whether Prof. Winkler is correct."
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That skin pigment thing?
Something about loose pubes.
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"Unlike the flip-flopping Mitt Romney, Thomas is a true conservative who could appeal to all of the segments of the Republican coalition."
Well, it's easy to have that kind of public courage when you have your job for life. He wasn't so brazen when he was seeking the job (remember where he said he had never discussed or had an opinion on Roe v. Wade).
But my real question with this kind of story is, how does this kind of thought experiment that everyone agrees will never happen get so much focus?
I would answer that it's a fun thought experiment, especially when all the plausible scenarios are so utterly depressing.
But my real question with this kind of story is, how does this kind of thought experiment that everyone agrees will never happen get so much focus?
Escapist fiction has grand emotional appeal.
Not only has he been a consistent voice to curtail the power of the federal government
Wait, what?
Against adults. But the constituency he screws can't vote, so he's kind of the perfect candidate.
I would prefer that Thomas stay where he is right now. He is much more effective in his current position than he would be as president.
He would be great as President for two reasons only: he isn't Obama, and he'd probably nominate some fantastic judges.
But unless he waited for victory to reign from the Supreme Court, I'd rather he stay on the court.
Thomas is also very smart.
Which is exactly why he won't give up his current job to be President. You'd have to be completely unhinged to do that.
He would only give up the job if he ran as a non-Democrat.
RCD beat me to it. Thomas is a lot of things, but nuts doesn't appear to be one of them.
And yes, I think anyone who actually WANTS to be president is nuttier than a Planter's sampler.
There is much to admire in Clarence Thomas but I see little to make me think he'd be a good campaigner.
End result: Lose a conservative justice and be saddled with a losing presidential candidate.
Thomas is anti-Liberty. Get rid of that POS any way possible.
Yeah, but he's still the skinniest kid at fat camp.
Shriek hits bottom, digs.
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The best part is that s/he works for the State Department, one of the vines ripest for trimming.
Interesting statistic: even after adjusting for both inflation and population, Hillary Clinton's State Department budget is over three times the size of Bill Clinton's State Department.
That shithead's a waste of time and money. Fire him and his coworkers.
"We are lawyers, doctors, PhD students, economists, writers, electricians, construction workers, security officers and technology specialists . . ."
Ummm, yeah, we know -- that's the problem asshole.
1) Obama nominates Thomas' replacement.
2) Thomas loses to Obama.
3) Profit!
There's nothing in the Constitution that says a Supreme Court justice has to resign if he runs for president.
Maybe so, but people would completely lose their shit over having a supreme court justice dabbling in electoral politics, then just heading back to the court when he's lost. Sounds like a formula for crap.
It's a formula for crap in the Senate, too. But nobody really notices, because the Senate is so crappy anyway.
How long until some genius realizes that, assuming he has a filibuster-proof majority in the senate, he can just appoint himself as Chief Justice...? Ugh...
True, Tulpa, but it still wouldn't go over very well.
Also, lack of executive experience, lack of foreign policy experience, etc.
Also, lack of executive experience, lack of foreign policy experience, etc.
Didn't seem to hurt Obama...
Didn't seem to hurt the current guy.
Good point, lads. But I think that Team Elephant may have different criteria than Team Donkey.
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Fuck you, parasite.
Anyone who votes against Thomas is a racist.
u mean like checking the "against" box rather than the "for" box?
In my state there are always write-in lines.
"his home had no indoor plumbing"
So that's the new qualification for POTUS; I thought it was 'Community Organizer'
There's a different between not having indoor plumbing because you never had it, and not having it because some base head tore out the copper pipes at your project to sell at the scrap yard.
Are Americans ready to vote for a black president?
Alan Keyes already tried this.
Complete fail. And Keyes could actually speak well.
Keyes was about as good a speaker as you can be when you're spouting insanity.
And Keyes could actually speak well.
Sounding like Marvin the Martian is considered speaking well?
Obama is supposedly a master orator and yet Keyes is vastly better at giving speeches even though he is all christfaggy. Keyes really is one of the best public speakers of our age in terms of presentation, not content.
"Keyes really is one of the best public speakers of our age"
That's a tad parochial, don't you think?
The important thing is that Obamacare isn't reviewed by the court until after Thomas leaves to be a politician.
With Santorum's view onto privacy and a children-are-chattel view onto Tinker, he'd make for a uniquely poor president at any rate.
Children are chattel and appropriately so.