The State Squeal of Vermont
The Vermont State Police recently discovered that the decals on the sides of its patrol cars had been subtly altered by the addition of a pig-shaped splotch on the cow in the state seal. Pig, the Associated Press reports, is "a derogatory term for police." The 16-inch decals were first produced two years ago by inmates at the state prison in Windsor, and about 60 are in circulation. "While some may find humor in the decal modifications," state police Maj. Bill Sheets said yesterday, "the joke unfortunately comes at the expense of the taxpayers." A.P. says replacing the decals will cost $780, which "will be be covered by a surplus in the revolving fund that supports the offender work program." That's just one-tenth of a cent per Vermonter. Where can you get a better entertainment value?
[Thanks to Mike Spinney for the tip.]
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They should have put an sheik on its leg, pointing to the cow's wang.
Cows don't have wangs.
+1
pretty sure Rosie O'Donnell has a wang.
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That's funny and pretty clever. I can't remember ever thinking it might be fun to chat with a prison inmate but I might well make an exception for the con who conceived and pulled that one off.
+incarceration
Apologies to o3, but wish to offer:
+10-15
Don't want to talk to a convict? People who have been in prison (other than typical thugs) can have interesting things to talk about. Everyone could use prison or the military to get straightened out and learn something about life.
And the reason for replacing these at taxpayers' expense is...?
Cause it hurts the big bad cops feeeeewwwings.
Because that is who has to pay when twatwaffles destroy public property?
Pig lover.
What was destroyed? It's just a tiny outline of a pig on the seal. Why do they have to be a bunch of Sensitive Sallies about it and have them removed? Grow some skin and just deal with it, they might even garner some respect if they just laughed at it like the joke that it is.
Someone who isn't a whiny little bitch would incorporate the symbol into their uniform or something to turn it around. People who aren't insecure scum take insults/mockery and laugh at it and incorporate it, like the colonists did with Yankee Doodle Dandy.
The pigs, of course, will never do this because they are utter scum.
I agree.
But to police the piggy on the cow is like a swastika to a jewish person.
A piggy represents an ideology that ultimately resulted in the systematic extermination of millions of policemen?
Now that is taking it a bit too far.
What I'm saying is that just as Jews don't wanna see swastikas and blacks don't wanna see confederate flags cops don't wanna see piggy emblems..on their cars.
I would not make the tax payers pay for this. I would make the convicts re-do it right and make each and every person responsible for reviewing the convicts work fix the problem as well.
This little piggy went to the market.
This little piggy stayed home.
This little piggy was found on the emblem of a cop car.
And the cop cried "OPRESSION!" just like a black person would if it were a confederate flag or a Jew if it were a swastika.
I have only one thing to say:
Oink...oink, oink oink OINK!
Its a small sample, but the comments on policeone lead me to believe that the cops might actually have a sense of humor on this case.
You have to admit it's a pretty sorry drawing of a pig though. Don't they have art classes in prison?
Are you looking at the right thing? It's the splotch on the cow. I didn't read it carefully and thought they were talking about the E.T. looking thing next to the cow.
Gah, I see what you mean.
I guess the other thing is a bushel of wheat, maybe?
You are acting like someone slashed the tires on the police cars. It's a slight alteration to a small portion of the state seal. It in no way affects the ability of the state police to do their job.
But if the pigs remain on the seal, the terrorists have won. Why can't you understand?
Because that is who has to pay when twatwaffles destroy public property?
Uh, seeing as how the inmates made the decals, the public property in question never existed in non-pig form. So you can't say they destroyed it.
You could claim they committed fraud, I guess, but that would be a pretty hard case to make.
I say they added value - two mammals for the price of one.
Two delicious mammals, at that.
Fuck you. That's why.
Its either sixty cars, or thirty cars with two decals each. Just take a paint marker and make it look like a blob. The stupid seal looks like a preschool drawing anyway, with symbols placed randomly all over it. Whoever designed the official one, doesn't know fuck about heraldry or aesthetic graphic layout.
Silly boy, cow's don't have wangs they have chi chis (4). Bulls have wangs.
What the hell is that in the lower left? -- is that a pikachu?
We need Henry Payne to explain it all to us.
Speaking of which, there are apparently two suns - and they are really having some trouble with shadows.
Ah, Sheets, my old friend. Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish best served cold?
We don't like pigs, either.
Police cars get replaced like every 2 years. Seems like they should just wait. And appreciate a clever and harmless prank.
How dare you, sir, expect that a cop should have to subject themselves to mockery from those whom are below them?
They could probably sell this design at a profit.
So much for cops having exceptional observation skills.
What the hell is that in the lower left? -- is that a pikachu?
The official Vermont state gemstone is a turd with piss on it.
I hope they never find out who did this, because if they do he will likely be beaten to within an inch of his life.
Decal is a weird enough word that it was years until I learned that Americans pronounce it "dee-cal" which to me sounds like something that has had the calories removed. It should be "deck-al", more or less like shekel.
Why do Brits pronounce aluminum (al-U-min-um) "al-u-MIN-i-um"?
You put the accent in the wrong place and add a letter that isn't even there!
When I went to British school that was by far the most annoying language difference.
I didn't notice until I started watching Top Gear, and damn it's annoying.
That is a perfectly cromulent pronunciation...
Not only that, but in conversation it always seems very likely that a British person will find a reason to use the word aluminum, whereas Americans utter that word only once or twice per year.
Mr. Conehead agrees with you.
If I recall, you think Canadian Smarties are better than the American ones made of compacted sugar, so there's that to consider.
They are not just a million times better than crappy American non-Smarties, they are way better than their closer cousin M&M's. They come in better colors even. No contest.
That even your candy is third world.
Having done extensive research on this issue with my nephews over Christmas I can conclusively say that M&ms; > Smarties. Mostly it has to do with the Smartie shell not melting uniformly or quickly enough to deliver maximum chocolate sensation.
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I bet you also spell "color" with a "u", and pronounce the letter "Z" as "zed", too.
Does that make them Zedbras?
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No, those it was easy to switch because of Sesame Street and spellcheck. Decal always stands out because the two pronunciations are so off people literally will not understand what you mean. That is a strange experience in the same language that is spoken so similarly.
It's not our fault you pronounce it wrong.
Do you say "al-U-min-um", or the British "alu-MIN-ium"?
Because the British way is just plain wrong, and I don't mean that subjectively; they put an extra "i" in the end of the word when they're pronouncing it.
And when they're spelling it.
She thinks Arnold Schwarzeneggar made a movie called "Total Wreck All".
Sounds like most Arnold movies...
Decal doesn't bother me. What bothers me is Kansas and Arkansas. If you say "Kansas" then it's pretty fucking obvious that Arkansas must be "Our-Kansas" not "Our can saw." This drives me NUTS.
Not this shit aGAIN, listen I'm not sure what you're on aboot, but I don't take pronunciation advice from a Canuckistanian.
It should be "deck-al", more or less like shekel.
Why? It's not spelled anything like shekel (which isn't an English word to begin with).
Do you pronounce "fecal" like "feck-al"?
"Do you pronounce "fecal" like "feck-al"?"
Nope, but no one pronounces "fecal" like "decal" so your point is fucking stupid.
It was posted in the morning links comments.... twice!
Neither of us is "beloved", alas.
State squeal. Nice.
Those poor policemen. If it wasn't for that decal, everyone would respect them.
The try to throw it on "the taxpayer" as in "you been pwned too".
After studying the decal, I have found other hidden images.
There was a rumor that there's a naked chick silhouette in there too, but nobody's found it yet.
Where's Waldo?
Seems to me that they could save some bucks and use a magic marker to scribble the piggy out.
That is a logical and cost effective solution. Obviously you are some kind of terrorist or drug dealing mastermind. DHS will be around shortly to pick you up.
terrorists DO seem to be pretty good at cost-effectiveness.
Will people please quit comparing cops to us. We serve a useful purpose.
Don't they raise Pigs in Vermont?
The pigs, of course, will never do this because they are utter scum.
Don't you understand? The noble policeman is the embodiment of Society. We are not, and can never be, their equal. Holding the police up to ridicule and scorn will destroy civilization.
"While some may find humor in the decal modifications," state police Maj. Bill Sheets said yesterday, "the joke unfortunately comes at the expense of the taxpayers."
How about, no. You're a big boy, you can deal with it. Oh, and an extra "Fuck You" for the paternal attitude ("Well you children misbehaved, and now it's coming out of your allowance.")
Why don't they just leave it, and if individual police are so upset, they can have the decal fixed for replaced.
And per Tim at 11:49 am, if they individual police had to pay, they would fix it with a shared magic marker for a cost of 0.001 cent per decal instead of near 800$
or, per Zeb above, wait for their next set of taxpayer-funded fucking fancypants new cars (God I hope they get the GT mustangs next time!) wtfffffff.
I saw a state cop driving an unmarked mustang not too long ago.
unless it was the sexiest, most-gas-guzzlingest model available, then I'm not impressed.
I didn't look that closely.
They should go back to shitty Diplomats. I don't give a fuck if they're fast enough to catch up to a car. They shouldn't be doing car chases anyway.
The real news here is that VT actually has 60 patrol cars.. shocking given that there are only about 5 on patrol after 2am in the entire state.
they need to have spare cars incase someone vandalizes their decals!!111oneoneoneone!111
you don't understand the consequences of having the wrong logo on a police vehicle. counterfeit police cars are a BIG BUSINESS on the streets, so we have to make sure people can tell whether a black and white is legit when it pulls them over. i don't care about the joke, whatever people think is funny. i care about public safety.
how would you like it if some OWS dunce at the treasury put a picture of a pig in Franklin's place on the $100? you get it from the bank and then you try to spend it and get arrested. funny joke, right?
think things through, then have an opinion.
Right, cause when I get pulled over I can a) see the side decal of the squad car that pulled me over and b) am paying close enough attention to notice if a splotch on a cow is in the shape of a pig.
who the fuck would have time to investigate the car's logo while they're being fake-arrested by a fake-cop?
besides, from the no-knock threads, I was under the impression that cop-impersonation NEVER happens, which is why you can be sure that it's the Real Police busting into your house and so shouldn't even think to defend yourself.
So, which is it: cop-impersonation is or isn't rampant?
and as for the money hypothetical: retarded example or RETARDEDEST example?
you got it.
Very nice.
pignet. ha!
Great parody. Pitch-perfect.
Why not make a tiny ameoba shaped sticker to go over the pig? Simple, cheap, easy. Yeah, that'll never happen.
There's nothing like mockery to send the lovers of the State around the bend.
God, I love mockery.
A.P. says replacing the decals will cost $780...
That sounds pricey. How much do a few permanent markers cost?
FUCKIN BURGER PUNK!
Q: How many cops does it take to remove a pig from a police car decal?
A: That's not funny!!!
It's what they deserve for trying to copy a lame ass Ben & Jerry's logo. Infact, Ben & Jerry's should sue them for copyright infringement.
$760 dollars! Head cop is outraged by this imposition.
Of course all those 100,000 dollar settlements police pay in settlements for their 'few' bad apples violating rights, that's not a taxpayer concern.
God, I suck at this sort of stuff. It took me forever to find the pig on the cow.
It costs $780 to replace the decals because the paint they are using is a special formuation that smells like bacon.