Newt Gingrich, Savior of Internet Porn?
What's the Internet for? As anyone who's seen Avenue Q knows, it's for porn. And for that, we may owe at least partial thanks to fast-rising GOP primary contender Newt Gingrich.
At Mother Jones, Tim Murphy reports on 1995 legislation put forth by Democratic Sen. Jim Exon intended to tamp down on Internet "indecency":
Exon introduced an amendment to the Communications Decency Act criminalizing the transmission of "indecent" materials over the internet. In case any stone remained unturned, it went after internet service providers as well: Email or distribute nude photos—or even just type one of the "seven words you can't say on television"—and you could face a $100,000 fine or up to two years in prison.
To illustrate the danger of internet porn, Exon compiled an album of graphic images he'd found on the web—including one of a man engaging in intercourse with a German shepherd—in a blue binder with a red "caution" sticker, and invited his colleagues to take a look.
Exon's measure passed the Senate with 86 votes. The appeal was clear: No elected official wanted to be seen as voting for smut. The Contract With America—Republicans' promise to voters in advance of their landslide win in the 1994 elections—had even contained a provision vowing to crack down on child pornography.
But the bill wasn't narrowly targeted at child pornography. Indeed, it might have made all sorts of popular culture illegal to distribute on the web.
…As Sen. Patrick Leahy (D-Vt.) pointed out in a particularly inspired floor speech, the law could even have criminalized the online distribution of Gingrich's first novel, 1945, in which a "pouting sex kitten"—who is also a Nazi—seduces a White House aide in order to extract classified information. It would also have prohibited most non-Will Smith forms of hip-hop.
"[The amendment] is clearly a violation of free speech and it's a violation of the right of adults to communicate with each other," Gingrich said at the time. "I don't agree with it…" In an interview with British journalist David Frost, he elaborated on his position. "I think there you have a perfect right on a noncensorship basis to intervene decisively against somebody who would prey upon children. And that I would support very intensely. It's very different than trying to censor willing adults."
With Gingrich's support, Rep. Chris Cox (R-Calif.) and Rep. Ron Wyden (D-Ore.) crafted an alternative proposal that eschewed punitive measures for online wardrobe malfunctions and expletives, and instead emphasized private, parental education initiatives. The bill passed the House overwhelmingly. Although the Senate's version was part of the law that eventually passed, it was overturned by the Supreme Court the next year in Reno v. ACLU. What remained was Gingrich's language.
I suspect this was more a product of Gingrich's geeky enthusiasm for technology than an ardent belief in the absolute right to free speech. Indeed, in other circumstances, he's pushed to restrict freedom of expression, suggesting, as Jacob Sullum noted yesterday, that we ought to have a "serious debate about the First Amendment" focused on ways to reduce terrorists "capacity to use free speech." And in 1987, he cosponsored the Fairness in Broadcasting Act, which was an attempt to codify the Fairness Doctrine—a speech regulation which required broadcasters to devote equal time to discussions of political issues—just as the FCC was abandoning it.
On the other hand, maybe Gingrich just has a healthy respect for porn: In 2009, his Business Defense and Advisory Council named the president of a porn DVD superstore entrepreneur of the year. Gingrich's staff later indicated that the award was a mistake.
Read Jacob Sullum on Gingrich's less-than-spectacular civil liberties record.
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But I thought the liberals were the ones all for free speech. How can it be that a democrat senator introduced a bill aimed squarely at the First Amendment?
Fucktards are making Newt look good? Holy fuck.
There is nothing liberal about the Left.
Well, in fairness, they are liberal with other peoples' money.
for the left, free speech is the type that agrees with them. These are the same folks - lefty pols and academics - who insisted for years that violence on television begets violence in society.
Oh, I know. I was just pointing out the hypocrisy of those cocksuckers that say Team Red are the only assholes who try to limit free speech...especially when Team Blue are the ones behind "free speech zones" on campuses, protest-free areas in front of abortion clinics, limits to what can be put on privately-owned billboards, tobacco ad bans at ballparks and myriad other nannyist bullshit.
Not to mention their pissing and moaning about Citizens United.
...fuck you! Choke on a dick.
+1 to sloopy. On the board today!
You don't get double points for squirrels. Though it's interesting that your second post contains additional words. Asshole.
The fuck? Then explain how the times are reversed. And I'm no asshole, asshole.
+10 me! Thanks, rectal projection!
The who did the what, now?
+1 to sloopy. On the board!
OK, for this, we will eat him last.
The geniuses who tried to keep this part of the CDA law used as their evidence the most ridiculous, disgusting, and bizarre porn they could find. Piles of it.
This meant that the federal judges had to sit and watch piles of Rule 34 for days on end. My sister was a clerk for one of them at the time, and he was a very old man by that point who wasn't too adept with technology.
So sometimes he had to call her into his office in a panic to help him turn down the volume so the entire court building didn't hear Germans screaming about poop.
Naturally the providers of this material lost at that level despite the judge being a Republican.
That is actually pretty funny to think about. I wonder if any of the old men picked up a new fetish after all of that.
So sometimes he had to call her into his office in a panic to help him turn down the volume so the entire court building didn't hear Germans screaming about poop.
Now that has utterly without redeeming social value.
get off on the idea of using an all-powerful Rothbardian police state to enforce their land enTITLEment claims. This is typical of the libertarians, who have depended on the power of the agricultural city-STATE for years to use arbitrary lines of demarcation to prevent the free movements of peoples.
Officer, am I free to gambol?
+1 me
Go ahead fatboy the defibrillator stands ready to reanimate your lifeless carcass should the need arise.
just got done chasing down antelope, gotta fight off tigers kthxbye
This made me laugh so I Googled to see if it was a meme, and came upon this bit of hilarity.
Edit: It appears that women are attracted to tall men due to their insecurities and hormones.
Ha. Wimpy dude haz a passive aggressive sad.
Dinosaurs were huge, and mammals were tiny. Which do you think survived the holocaust?
Tough to argue with this analysis though.
"Why do women want a man who's capable of sustaining an erection?"
Place to hang a wet washcloth?
We are really hitting the trifecta of pitiable-but-still-highly-unlikeable dudes today, aren't we?
Did you check out the dude's profile? He seems to post a lot in the "I live in a sexless marriage" group. It's almost too sad to laugh at. Almost.
We are really hitting the trifecta of pitiable-but-still-highly-unlikeable dudes today, aren't we?
WTF squirrels?
Fatboy, impotent boy..who's the third? Me?
Number three is Newt of course, fool. Lifting heavy things and making furniture puts a gentleman squarely in the hot category.
Officer Warty, is he free to gambol off to Taco Bell?
"ME AM KING OF DERP!"
White Indians true identity?
Fat pseudo intellectual
http://b.vimeocdn.com/ps/107/370/1073701_300.jpg
or beloved radio voice guy?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/m.....hotostream
Holy crap, we know who WI is? That is awesome.
I think TrickyVic did the heavy lifting on this one and revealed the White Indian to be the feedlot ready steer that we all thought he would be.
Oh, look... here's the shitbag quoting himself as an authority:
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He does that a lot, if you care to dig into the archives.
So it really isn't "Rather"? Wow. I guess we owe her an apology.
What a fucking toad.
I guess we owe her an apology.
Nope. Fuck rectal.
No, she is still is on the hook for spoofing in support of him. You go back to those manic weekend threads, and you can see there is no way one crazy fatso could have done it all. It took at least two crazy fatsos.
And she still handle-hops constantly to insult-troll, spoof regulars, and generally being a retarded cunt anyway. Fuck her and her mongoloid boyfriend.
"No, she is still is on the hook for spoofing in support of him"
You are so full of shit SF.
http://reason.com/search?cx=00.....&sa=Search
and John I don't want your apology; I was hoping you would be smart enough to wonder why Warty, BP,GM, Epi, anD SF playED the blame it on rather game
"using 10 calories of petroleum now for every 1 calorie of food"
that is amazingly stupid. As if anything that is not a one to one trade is somehow bad or inefficient.
If he wants to increase efficiency and get his calories directly from crude oil he's welcome to try.
It's like saying we use 10 calories of coal to get 1 of light. Sure, that's true, but...
By that logic it costs hundreds of calories to obtain any kind of food. So why even try? You know how many calories you burn gamboling?
"using 10 calories of petroleum now for every 1 calorie of food"
The crime of this whole 6 or 7 month reign of stupidity that is the White Indian is that, regardless of your position on the matter, it would make for an interesting thread. Instead we ...bleh, bleh bleh...am I free to Gambol?
Fucking fat tard!
Last night, while chasing butterflies, picking flowers and slaughtering Forsworn, I realized, "I am gamboling across Skyrim"
The wolves and cave bears are libertarians!
A page right out of the LBJ book of dirty tricks:
To illustrate the danger of internet porn, Exon compiled an album of graphic images he'd found on the web?including one of a man engaging in intercourse with a German shepherd?in a blue binder with a red "caution" sticker, and invited his colleagues to take a look.
To accuse some poor guy of being a Communist and get him fired from some agency that should not exist anyway he had his staff assemble a folder of the man's published articles, but the wire articles (UPI?) were only clipped from Communist newspapers. The folder was walked by staffers privately to Senators before the vote to confirm the poor fellow. IIRC, the Senate vote was pretty close to this one.
How could a man known as "Nuclear Titties" not be the savior of internet porn?
"Nuclear Titties"
Yeah I'm pretty sure I've been to that site.
"Newcular Titties". Tow the lion!
I find it troubling that with your penchant for misspelling things on the fly that you choose this instance to correctly spell "nuclear" while simultaneously misspelling "Newcular."
I have a confession. Part of me wants him to win, just so this meme can actually go national.
"we ought to have a serious debate about..." Translation: I'm proposing some fucked-up shit, and if you dismiss it out of hand then you're not serious.
When do the perjury indictments begin?
There is no way a prick like Holder would ever go down to protect Obama. Indict that fucker and watch him start singing like a bird.
Getting the DOJ to pursue an indictment of the Attorney General would be quite a feat.
That is why they have independent counsels.
Wouldn't that require Holder's permission or the Senate's?
Yeah. I can't believe there's not been an outcry for a special prosecutor on this. It's almost as if the media were in the pocket of the current administration.
the Senate and the President. Yes, fox henhouse and all of that.
The Censor!
There's always drone process. That'll keep him silent.
drone process
Freaking mint baby!
I've been using it on occasion, but the real inspiration has been the drones themselves.
I made it a word of the day at Urkobold. Not sure why I didn't do that before.
the law could even have criminalized the online distribution of Gingrich's first novel
Tough call.
I have never read one of his novels. Are they that bad?
You'd figure with his background he'd have interesting alt historical insights but bad prose.
Instead he has shlocky and uninspired alt historical insights and bad prose.
So it's lose all around.
And yes, before any one asks, I suck even worse, yadda yadda yadda.
As I said below. It is not that I think I could write better than Gingrich. It is that I have the good sense not to.
I always assumed they were Venneman writing a new Sherlock Holmes novel bad.
Newt's for whatever he can pass off as "smart yet conservative," and that changes every few weeks, because what's "smart" is always a fleeting fashion.
Occasionally he decides to run for office, and so he has to get conservatives to vote for him, because "smart" people won't. To do that, he says things he thinks conservatives want him to say, and to him that means saying whatever isn't "smart"?because that's the "smart" thing to think it means.
He always chases the same dragon, so he's predictable, but he makes no fucking sense.
COSMOPUBLICAN
Ugh, he wrote a novel containing the words "pouting sex kitten"? DO NOT WANT.
Sug, will you take one for the team and attempt to read it so we can properly mock it?
Who says Nutrasweet wasn't the ghostwriter?
He would come up with something funny-gross, not ew-I-need-a-shower-gross. Unless it was intentional, to foist multiple grossness-dimensions on the world... he's a complicated man.
I'm just going down the only road I've ever known, walking along the lonely street of dreams...
You are a man for our times. Is there a way to write about the Supreme Court that doesn't include a description of Ruth Ginsberg farting?
I am not the pornography this world needs, but I am the poronographer this world deserves.
I am the pornographer this world deserves.
Good. And. Hard.
SugarFree is a purveyor of complex and subtle prose that probes the darkness and depravity of the human heart.
He's a tessaract of tactlessness.
OK, so here is an excerpt of 1945.-
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Suddenly the pouting sex kitten gave way to Diana the Huntress. How this didn't win an award for shitty writing is beyond me.
The reason why I have never finished or published a novel is because I just have too much shame. I am not saying I would write any better than the Titties. I am just saying I have always had to good sense not to put such garbage on paper.
Ayn Rand should of sued him for copyright.
You just don't get classical Roman allusions.
No Newt, apes do read Roman classics. They just don't understand them.
LOL. This is the kind of thing that should be more widely discussed. It is such a lovely combination of truly terrible writing and an obvious and cringingly pathetic indulgence of his fantasies. Who could bring themselves to vote for such a loser?
Most people have the good sense and propriety to keep their jerk off fantasies to themselves.
You can only jack off on so many hookers' faces before you need to jack off on a nation's face. The ratchet only goes one way.
Spoken for true.
I am so stealing that line.
Where, oh where, is Barfman when we need him?
Nice alt-text.
'...Well...I got better!'
Or did he?
<Rick James>Newcular Titties!</Rick James>
Same syllable count, I note parenthetically, as "Charlie Murphy."