Lessons from the Chris Christie Affair
How the New Jersey governor could have helped to slim down America
Editor's Note: This column is reprinted with permission of the Washington Examiner. Click here to read it at that site.
Moments after tramping out of my building's swaying stairwell and into the street during August's D.C. earthquake, I checked my phone's Twitter app and got my first good postquake laugh. Salon's Alex Pareene cracked: "I think Chris Christie just jumped into the race."
One of the most-discussed issues in the current Christie, er, "boomlet" is whether the New Jersey governor is "too fat to be president."
If we're casting a romantic comedy, we'd want someone built more like Matthew McConaughey, but since we're picking a president here, we could stand to focus on Christie's ideas.
The governor's speech at the Reagan Library last week, on American exceptionalism, provided good insight into how the governor thinks about America's role in the world.
American exceptionalism once stood for the proposition that America had developed a unique political culture of "liberty, egalitarianism, individualism, populism, and laissez-faire" (as sociologist Seymour Martin Lipset put it) that served as an example for the world.
Lately, alas, the phrase has become shorthand for jingoism, bombast, and national self-flattery. It's turned from justifiable pride in our country's uniqueness to something more bellicose and juvenile: "My dad can beat up your dad."
You can see this in the manufactured outrage over President Obama's 2009 comments to a foreign reporter: "I believe in American exceptionalism, just as I suspect that the Brits believe in British exceptionalism and the Greeks believe in Greek exceptionalism."
Now, whatever those countries' current difficulties, the British did invent the common law, and the Greeks came up with philosophy and drama, so maybe we can permit them their dram of national pride. It's not a zero-sum game.
Yet in his book Fed Up! Texas Gov. Rick Perry lambastes Obama for suggesting as much: "You got the first half right, Mr. President," he snarls.
Perry actually seems concerned that people will think he's unpatriotic for criticizing the federal government: "Now, do not misunderstand me. America is great." Perry's rival, Mitt Romney, played it safe, calling his campaign book No Apology: The Case for America's Greatness.
There's something a little desperate and insecure about this competition to see who can bray the loudest at proclaiming our greatness.
At the Reagan Library, Christie refused to play along. American exceptionalism, he argued, "must be demonstrated, not just asserted."
Christie emphasized reform at home, America living up to its free-market, limited-government principles, to better serve as "a beacon of hope for the world."
In Christie's formulation, austerity is, in a way, a "forward strategy of freedom," minus the bombs and bloodshed. Solving our entitlements crisis at home is a way to enhance our influence abroad.
Of the ongoing Arab revolutions, Christie argued: "There is no better way to reinforce the likelihood that others in the world will opt for more open societies and economies than to demonstrate that our own system is working."
There's nothing in the speech to suggest that it's America's role to democratize other nations at gunpoint. He closes with Reagan's invocation of John Winthrop: America is "a city on a hill" that leads the world mainly by force of example.
Christie has never been accused of being subtle, but you can read the speech as a subtle rebuke to neoconservatives and armed humanitarians on the left.
A Christie-Obama race would have pitted our lean, ambitious president—who's proven so profligate with American blood and treasure—against this brash bulky figure, arguing that we need to check our appetites and tighten our belts.
That would have made for an interesting contrast and an instructive debate.
Gene Healy is a vice president at the Cato Institute and author of The Cult of the Presidency: America's Dangerous Devotion to Executive Power (Cato 2008). He is a columnist at the Washington Examiner, where a version of this article originally appeared. Click here to read it at that site.
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Franco is still dead and Christie is still not running.
He's too fat to win the Presidency (that's not an indictment of Christie - it's an indictment of the voting public)
nah, teh [FATZ] may be teh new normal but it remains unhealthy & undesirable
*barf*
Christie can lose weight; Obama cannot tell the truth
How the New Jersey governor could have helped to slim down America
What you did there.... I see it.
I will miss the debate where an angry Christie tells Obama: "I turd bigger than you".
Slim down? LOL
Fat people are like the poor. It's their fault. We should all hate them for their failure. The free market would eliminate their presence so my view would increase in value.
where o where on the intertubez is ur newsletter?
*barf*
Well Slim, just let me know when the concentration camp is ready, I'll make sure you'l have a gas. Fascist! Being fat is a lifestyle choice, like getting a tattoo or voting or Obama (both bad choices by the way).
It's not that he is too fat, it's just that he's too damn sensible. How van we elect a president who says we should demonstrate how great we are instead of just yelling about it?
Um, no. All this fat hamburgler has ever done is yell at union tools. That's his one and only trick. A 400lb dickhead yelling at a bunch of braindead unionized tools.
Good enough for me. The entire state government is full of braindead unionized tools.
Its entertaining, but is greatly lacking on the whole "action" side, which is what Gene is whining about here in regards to other candidates. That they are all talk and no followthrough. Christie is the epitome of a loud yapping poli.
I don't want Christie to run for president because
A) I want him here doing good work in Jersey
B)For his sake, I don't want him to have that shitty job. Already being in the public spotlight sort of removes your abilioty of having a normal life, since everyone recognizes you and wants to say something, but the president even more so. Furthermore, presidents get way more blame for whatever happens than the atcual power they have, so they always end up looking crappy, especially in these crappy times.
C) He doesn't seem like the president type. I don't see him see him doing military and foreign affairs stuff. And in general, he seems too competent to be president material; the dilbert principle/peter principle and all that
My understanding is that Christie hasn't been very friendly to the 2nd Amendment in NJ.
+1
he pardoned that guy that did evrything he could to obey the law with storage in suitcases etc. when transporting his gun during moving back into the state
He's too fat to win the Presidency (that's not an indictment of Christie - it's an indictment of the voting public)
It's an "indictment" of his being so physically repulsive that "Eat your favorite dish while you watch Chris Christie on TV" is the Fear Factor challenge that comes after "Bob for rotten horse cocks in a hot vat of horse shit."
But enoughabout your hobbies.
I'm well aware of the weight obsession here among the reason commentariat. There's usually some comment about someone being fat in every decent-sized thread, regardless of topic.
I just don't give a flying fuck about someone's weight, unlike asshole Statist nannies.
The more you scratch the fat Christie the more he bleeds statist. Liberal statist to boot. Aside from fucking over the union thugs, Tony could love the guy.
A more or less accurate article. America is too shallow. Presidents who could not be elected: Washington - wooden teeth; FDR - cripple; Lincoln - ugly
side issue - Editorial BS - I read the Perry statement and never heard the snarl.
Agreed on the "snarl" bullshit. I don't believe Washington actually had wooden teeth, they were ivory or some such. And it'd been a hell of a lot better if shitheads lincoln and delano roosevelt never achieved office.
Fuck you.
Hater gonna hate
I guess you can't underestimate the self-hating fatties out there, but IMHO there is something trustworthy about a man with some goddamn meat on his bones. Skinny fucks seem shifty. Not that any of these things should affect who you vote for. Just wanted to balance out the hatin' on gentlemen of size.
OMG! Didn't JFK have, like, the prettiest hair ever? He should have been President for life!
He should have been President for life!
He was!
*Runs for cover*
+1
A man over 50 should either have a little belly or just go the full apeshit Herschel Walker route. Bony late-middle-age men are creepy.
Comparison: fat, jolly, Coca-Cola drinking American Santa, or those sad, skinny, creepy looking European Father Christmases?
Fat does not automatically mean jolly. For example, I'm a rage-filled hatecano.
All the more bulk to take down your enemies.
Gives new appreciation to the term "bulk movement."
Attack fat.
A GIS for "father christmas" finds me the worst cartoonist ever.
HIRE THIS MAN IMMEDIATELY, REASON
That looks worse than the typical "cartoon to the editor" our paper occasionally runs.
Meh. I'm convinced The Corpulent Jesus(tm) is really eternally pregnant.
His refusal to be nailed to a Presidential Cross just makes him the Anti-Virgin.
Anti-virgin? You mean like he's gonna have butt-babies? Gross, dude.
Oh no, my dear Saccharin Man, if he finally delivers the spawn swimming in his muterus, he'll use the same route that they entered, his equally enormous pie hole. Which, not coincidentally, doubles as his mangina.
I have it on good medical authority that Christ Christo's anatomy is both amorphous and anomalous.
I heard it was squamous and rugose.
The Corpulent Jesus(tm) is nothing more than a Jersey-fied Vladimir Harkonnen, sans the Slave Boy Rape Sampler.
Fat =/= meat. Your fat fetish is disturbing and disgusting. Ewww.
IMHO there is something trustworthy about a man with some goddamn meat on his bones. Skinny fucks seem shifty
Something like:
Let me have men about me that are fat;
Sleek-headed men and such as sleep o' nights;
Yond' Cassius has a lean and hungry look;
He thinks too much: such men are dangerous.
Being fat is fine as long as you remember how to dress yourself. Once you go down the sweatpants-in-public road, you've lost my respect. There are plenty of people who carry their fatness quite well and manage not to look like big fat slobs all the time.
Not only that, but what can be said of American voters' collective sense of humor? Everybody should know that fat person = comedy, and we all sure could use a few laughs right about now.
I don't think Christie's weight would have been an issue in this election cycle. Slick is not really in at the moment.
It's important to remember that he is not a libertarian, despite his willingness to cut the New Jersey budget down from "completely untenable" to merely "ridiculously huge."
Actually, the one thing that is always "in" with the American public is bullshit like what celebrities look like. And yes, presidential candidates fall in that category.
Saying Christie's the most sensible, freedom-loving politician in New Jersey is like telling your girlfriend she's not QUITE as ugly and repulsive as a sack of buffalo shit. It's New Jersey.
But...but...RPA, he's a TEAM RED in a TEAM BLUE state! He's magical!
Just as stupid as, "He smokes!!" Who gives a shit? That just means the guy can't, without hypocrisy, make it illegal for you to eat fatty foods. My vote is still on Ron Paul though.
I'm a Ron Paul guy through and through, but I would be OK with Christie getting the GOP nod. I don't buy into this "he's too fat to win." I think a good 40-50% of the voting public is obese, they may like him being one of them.
+1
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Ron Paul 2012
Up down left right center... where does he lean?.. not very clean... for Christie is a falling...
Geeze, I expected more from this site, rather than a smarmy "Slim" reference. Great men (and I am not saying he Christie is one, I don't know enough yet), but can you imagine someone like Winston Churchill being elected today??
There are plenty of fat people who live long and useful lives and some skinny folks who run and die. His weight is a non-issue, but the liberals who claim to love all people can't get enough of insulting the man and ridiculing him because of his size. I guess. It is okay to hate fat people in their book. I hope Christie proves them wrong as buries their miserable asses, meaning that toad Bill Maher:)