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Politics

Welcome to the 22% Libertarian GOP Presidential Debate Open Thread!

Matt Welch | 9.22.2011 8:43 PM

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By popular demand, your open thread for tonight's GOP debate. Some conversation starters:

* Ron Paul's new ad:

* Gary Johnson's:

* Lucy Steigerwald sets the scene with "Some Reactions to Another Double Helping of Libertarianism."

* Brian Doherty's epic live-blogging of the prior Johnson-participating debate.

* Transcript of said debate (hint: heroin, heroin, heroin!).

* Right after that 40% libertarian exercise, explanations of why it's awesome to have them both from Jesse Walker and Nick Gillespie.

* Links to transcripts of more 2012 GOP presidential debates.

* Links to the 21 GOP debates for the 2008 nomination; including this Maryland forum for you fours-years-ago-this-week obsessives.

* Reason's topic pages on Ron Paul and Gary Johnson.

* Follow Reason & staffers on Twitter, where there'll be some choice commentary tonight:

Reason: @reason
Nick Gillespie: @nickgillespie
Matt Welch: @mleewelch
Jesse Walker: @notjessewalker
Katherine Mangu-Ward: @kmanguward
Tim Cavanaugh: @barteldarcy
Peter Suderman: @petersuderman
Damon W. Root: @damonroot
Mike Riggs: @mikeriggs
Lucy Steigerwald: @lucystag

And if you're REALLY REALLY NICE, there might just be some live-blogging here tonight from yours truly.

9:06: It's Perry & Romney, then everyone else. Perry's already running out the clock, Romney's already refusing to answer the question, already making numbered lists.

9:09: What do you consider rich? Read the Reason-Rupe Poll on how your answer to that question affects your ideas about taxation!

9:11: Rick Santorum deftly (and correctly, IMO), pivots right-to-work question to the issue of public sector unionism.

9:12: Newt Gingrich hearts government re-training, and "mandatory training component"!

9:14: Chris Wallace continues to be the best questioner of this election cycle. Huntsman continues to sound like he's getting the remote feed, one or two seconds off.

9:17: First question to a libertarian! And a Tenther, too! "Veto every single bill that violates the 10th Amendment," Ron Paul says, simply. "No authority to control us as individuals with what we do with our personal lives."

9:21: Gary Johnson pivots from Ron Paul question, stresses limited-government, veto-making bonafides, then pins his hopes on a consumption tax.

9:26: Let's go to some Twitter. Greg Gutfeld: "i also started a one man handyman business. That's what I called it." Mark Hemingway: "Gary Johnson is actually a really impressive guy. Unfortunately, he's also kind of a weird, jittery guy." Jennifer Rubin: "Good grief- do we care who's a better libertarian?"

9:32: More Twitter, since I missed the "I actually wrote my book" exchange. Todd Seavey: "Now might be a good time to mention that #Romney playing the Great Defender of #SocSec has only led me to vow not to vote for him."

9:35: Let's eliminate department! Herman Cain votes the EPA off the island. Read Reason on "How to Slash the State." He then switches to a Chile-style Social Security privatization. Going for the Todd Seavey vote!

9:37: The sun rises, the sun sets, Newt Gingrich pointlessly bitch-slaps a reporter, then promotes a new Contract!

9:39: Gary Johnson doing well appealing to fiscal conservatives. We're 40 minutes in, and Ron Paul has been asked one question.

9:41: Rick Perry pronounces "school choice" as if he's just discovered this great new thing. Then weirdly attacks Romney, who swats it away with a "nice try." Paul got a question in there, using the phrase "opt out." Whoops! Good follow-up question reveals Romney's biggest flaw -- he is an inveterate flip-flopper who is finely calibrated to swat away legitimate questions about his record.

9:46: Whoopee! Here comes the fence-building part. Bachmann goes for the "every inch" approach. Also wants to "end the magnets" of, presumably, emergency room care and public education for illegal immigrants, since that's about the only "welfare" left.

9:48: Gingrich: Outsource e-Verify! So techno-tastic. I can't wait until I never see him on television again. Though he did say "modernize the legal immigration system," which is more than 95% of English-firsters bother with.

9:50: Romney--e-Verify, fence, Border Patrol, no magnets, workplace verification.

9:51: Rick Perry--"I don't think you have a heart." It'll be interesting to see how that plays. Crowd boos.

9:53: Santorum asks the right follow-up question: Why should those students be subsidized? The question deserves an answer. Not currently getting one.

9:56: YES! Ron Paul gets the fence-me-in question. And attacks national ID card. And attacks "blam[ing] illegal immigrants for everything." Nice to hear a different point of view.

10:01: Quick check of Twitter shows I missed Perry's "aviation assets on the ground" crack, and Ron Paul's implied reference to birthright citizenship. Also, the Angels got out of a two-out jam that coulda ruined their slim playoff hopes.

10:02: I JUST REALIZED THAT THE LITTLE G-CHAT SOUND THAT HAS BEEN DRIVING ME CRAZY ALL NIGHT IS COMING FROM THE FREAKING DEBATE ITSELF, AND NOT THE LITTLE MAN IN MY EAR. FIE, GOOGLE, FIE.

10:04: Mitt Romney would totally bomb Iran. Also, he really, really wants to be president (that's Peter Suderman's line, but that's the last time I'm crediting it).

10:06: Every part of Rick Perry's body between his chin and his thumbs is paralyzed. He's being a real trooper, considering.

10:08: There have been some lively, valuable GOP debates this season. This ain't one of them. You've GOT to structure this in some other way besides "OK, how much do YOU love Israel and building a border fence and hating Obamacare?" Bad show, Fox.

10:10: "Some kind of investment approach" to government-directed foreign aid has, if anything, an even worse track record than direct aid, FWIW.

10:11: Whoa…. Gary Johnson busts a 43% reduction in military spending.

10:13: Bachmann, who hasn't talked in hours, cuts in to make sure Americans can't travel to Cuba. I won't miss her when she's gone, though I'd vote others off the island first.

10:14: Huntsman steals the America-should-save-America shtick from Ron Paul and Gary Johnson!

10:17: A couple of people in the crowd boo gay soldier who could totally kick their asses. Nice question. Santorum calls it "tragic." Somewhere Dan Savage is cracking up.

10:19: Ron Paul: "We have too many laws already, how are we going to police the day-after pill?"

10:21: I would be willing to sponsor a consitutional amendment to ban word clouds, BTW.

10:23: Though Katherine Mangu-Ward points out, "Have there been any word clouds that didn't include marijuana?"

10:26: Bachmann finally asked about HPV vaccination. Answers it like she's been studying Mitt Romney very closely.

10:30: Big winner tonight: Sarah Palin.

10:32: Rick Perry seems WAAAY too tired to bust Romney on flip-flopping. 

10:33: "I know what I stand for, I've written it down, words have meaning." Oh, Mitt Romney, didn't you realize that this debate is being sponsored by GOOGLE???

10:37: Mike Murphy: "Wow. That last Perry bit was painful; looked like The Great Walender trying to cross the high wire after a three day meth bender."

10:38: "HOW ARE YOU GOING TO TURN THIS COUNTRY AROUND????" REALLY??? This is a t-e-r-r-i-b-l-e job of moderation. Reason needs to get into this racket.

10:39: Mitt Romney seems unfamiliar with the concept of kitchen tables.

10:40: Wait, NO OTHER people in the world put their hands on their hearts during the national anthem, Mitt Romney? I'll take the over on that bet.

10:41: Rick Perry should never agree to debates after 6 pm.

10:43: Crowd goes nuts over Barack Obama defeat that looks increasingly less likely as the evening wears on.

10:45: Gary Johnson gets biggest laugh line of the night. Was not expecting that. Then claims consumption tax's elimination of corporate tax will create "tens of millions of jobs." I'm skeptical.

10:47: Gary Johnson picks Ron Paul as his veep: Liberty, freedom, monetary collapse.

10:48: Though I hate Newt Gingrich more than I love life, I do appreciate his clown-nose act on this type of stuff.

10:50: Ron Paul, awkwardly, refuses to take the bait. But he also stakes claim as a "top tier" candidate. Which he is, IMO.

Wrap: Well, America lost tonight. By which I mean the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (very upsetting). And especially Fox News and Google, who cooked up a real turd of a debate, especially compared to Fox's previous effort, which was boffo. At the risk of making way-too-premature analysis….

Mitt Romney's strategy is too look and sound very much like an acceptable-to-non-crazy-people frontrunner. Mission accomplished! Except that he's running to defend Social Security, is maybe even a bigger flip-flopper than his doppleganger John Kerry, and will not rest until every American suffers for his desire to chase the last illegal Mexican across the Rio Grande.

Rick Perry is both sleepy and stiff (I feel your pain, bro!), and at this point seems to be preparing for a vigorous run in 2016. No one cares about Newt Gingrich anymore, Rick Santorum and Herman Cain are early-primary novelties, and Michele Bachmann seems like she's headed that way. Jon Huntsman and Gary Johnson seem to be vying for the media/independent vote, and it will be interesting to see which one (if either) gains some traction in contrarian New Hampshire. Parochially speaking, I think Johnson almost certainly improved his chances of being invited to another debate tonight.

So you have a John Kerry-esque front-runner, a Fred Thompson-style fading favorite, and…this stubborn fella from Texas with the Austrian business cycle theory and the hand-waving and the Constitution. Is the GOP establishment so desperate and scared that they're going to coalesce around a guy none of them trust, let alone the grassroots Tea Party types who have provided 110% of all the political energy in this country the last three years? Is Josh Brolin going to reveal a B game, let alone an A game? What, in this fluid scenario, is Ron Paul's ceiling? And what will he do if he doesn't make (as he kept stressing in his awkward final answer) the "final two"? These are the questions I'm left with after tonight's shindig. Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow.

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  1. Joe M   14 years ago

    First! Matt, kudos for giving the people what they want.

    1. johnl   14 years ago

      Ditto. Thanks Jeffe.

  2. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    Not too open, I hope. No fat chicks.

    1. Mainer   14 years ago

      The looser the waistband
      The deeper the quicksand
      Or so I have read.

  3. Adam   14 years ago

    The Paul ad is a good response to couch-commando Santorum's attacks from last week. Amazed he still has yet to mention that he's the biggest recipient of military donations.

    1. Name Nomad   14 years ago

      He's getting better at the useless-but-schmaltzy ads which actually wins voters (rather than the appeals to reason).

      1. Joe M   14 years ago

        Indeed. That ad is a, ahem, "slam dunk". The fact that it's playing during the debates is awesome. I especially like that it builds up for so long before the reveal that it's a Ron Paul ad.

  4. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    wtf, stephanopoulos takes santorum seriously? i mean, it's sort of like creed telling nickleback they sound awesome, but still.

  5. Res Publica Americana   14 years ago

    Let's hope Ron Paul buries them all in 10 feet of shit, shall we?

    1. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

      Do you work for Google? Rick Santorum is probably going to sue you, either way.

    2. Rich   14 years ago

      *Really great* shit.

  6. Sudden   14 years ago

    Gary Johnson's ad is interesting. Is he running for Ron Paul's VP?

    1. Joe M   14 years ago

      Or King of Scotland, perhaps?

      1. Lost_In_Translation   14 years ago

        There can be only one...

      2. smz   14 years ago

        Cap't I don't think she can take any morrrre!

    2. toaster oven   14 years ago

      Why does his ad have Braveheart music?

      1. BakedPenguin   14 years ago

        I was wondering why Perry appeared more than Johnson in Johnson's ad.

  7. Jerry   14 years ago

    22%, I guess we can already call this debate historic 🙂

    1. Rich   14 years ago

      But will it be "unpresidented"?

  8. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    Bill O'Liarly just called someone a pinhead. Didn't catch who.

    1. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

      One of these days I expect him just to save time and tell us who the patriots are.

  9. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    Rick Perry, looking especially bushy tonight.

  10. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    TOO MANY PRIMARY COLORS THROWN TOGETHER. I'm seizing right now.

  11. toaster oven   14 years ago

    No RP? did I miss his intro?

  12. Tman   14 years ago

    Gary?

  13. Adam   14 years ago

    Wow, the anchor has more orange makeup on that Bachmann!

  14. Paultard   14 years ago

    Why'd Gary Johnson throw a "Sieg Heil!" salute?

  15. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    The new sound is a can opener.

  16. Joe M   14 years ago

    Haha, okay, the doorbell joke was pretty funny.

  17. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    A question from another country in a Republican debate? Isn't that like Supreme Court Justices citing foreign law?

    1. Paultard   14 years ago

      SHARIA!!1!

  18. sloopyinca   14 years ago

    Which one has the hottest wife? That's who I want Paul to tap as his VP choice.

    1. Sudden   14 years ago

      define tap...

    2. Adam   14 years ago

      Dennis Kucinich, baby!

      1. sloopyinca   14 years ago

        That kooky ginger retard? I'd rather hit Palin...and that's after Glen "The Wombwrecker" Rice got done with her.

    3. Voros McCracken   14 years ago

      Bachmann

  19. Joe M   14 years ago

    The debate features the POWER OF GOOGLE.

  20. Rich   14 years ago

    Can we have a puking sound for excessively stupid statements?

  21. Joe M   14 years ago

    Ugh, leads with the wrong RP, of course.

  22. gaijin   14 years ago

    Incent my business bitches. Government handouts...not just for big businesses anymore.

  23. Joe M   14 years ago

    The audio sucks online. Is it the same on TV?

    1. Rich   14 years ago

      No.

  24. Sudden   14 years ago

    Rick Perry forgot to mention that part of his economic agenda is creating multimillion dollar political ads produced by Michael Bay.

    Asplosions are the new broker windows.

  25. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    Perry gets that same smirk that Bush got when he just thought of the next few words he's going to say.

  26. Joe M   14 years ago

    Perry is getting softballs and he's still struggling.

    1. johnl   14 years ago

      The Ron Paul award for stuttering in public goes to Rick Perry.

  27. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    Also, in Texas, we will speak haltingly and wear a huge ring.

  28. Joe M   14 years ago

    He kind of reminds me of Ashton Kutcher's character on That 70s Show.

  29. tomwright   14 years ago

    It will be interesting to see how they divvy up the questions. Will they treat Johnson with respect or dis him entirely.

  30. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    Nice, does Mitt have a monochromatic American flag pin?

  31. toaster oven   14 years ago

    sound sucks

    1. Bradley   14 years ago

      Why is it the Google Talk sound? This is so confusing

  32. Sudden   14 years ago

    Shorter Romney: We needz regulatory capturez!

  33. Joe M   14 years ago

    Mitt, government and business already are allies, and it's not going well.

  34. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    Someone just got a message on gchat.

    1. Joe M   14 years ago

      Ah! That's what that is. I keep seeing if I have an open window with a chat. So they've moved the Pavlovian response from the dogs to the humans.

  35. sloopyinca   14 years ago

    Will it be proper to call him Doctor President if RP wins? And would Obama demand to be called that if he were given a doctorate?

  36. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    If everyone is rich, no one will be.

  37. Rich   14 years ago

    Ask about "reforming the tax code".

  38. toaster oven   14 years ago

    epic fail on the debate interruption sound if watching on the computer

  39. BakedPenguin   14 years ago

    "Don't you dare make me speak in anything but glib generalities!"

  40. MWG   14 years ago

    Romney: 'energy secure' 'cheaters like China' in one breath.

    Barf.

  41. toaster oven   14 years ago

    megan kelly is so hot

  42. Paultard   14 years ago

    The audio is fucked on Faux News.

    Romney wants government to be an ally of business. You know who else based his political system on government allied with business?

    1. Tulpa   14 years ago

      Ross Perot.

    2. johnl   14 years ago

      Der Gropenfuhrer?

    3. Anonymous Coward   14 years ago

      Il Duce?

  43. Joe M   14 years ago

    Okay, now, is everyone going to get extra followups to talk even more like the plastic twins did?

    1. Joe M   14 years ago

      No.

  44. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    Did Bachmann just come out against the income tax?

    1. Bradley   14 years ago

      No. If you suffered through her answer long enough, there was a "but..." near the end of it,

      1. Tulpa   14 years ago

        Yes, you should be able to keep all the money you earn. But then you have to give some to the govt.

        1. johnl   14 years ago

          With no quantitative limit. This was a meatball over the middle for her and she's called for a strike.

  45. tomwright   14 years ago

    http://www.youtube.com/FOXNews seems ok

  46. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    Oooo, Michelle Bachmann wants to be the biggest libertarian. No more taxes.

    1. Rich   14 years ago

      Just "give-backs" for gov't services.

    2. Jerry   14 years ago

      Bachmann: "You can keep all your money ... government needs your money."

  47. Douglas Adams   14 years ago

    42

  48. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    Ha! Hitting Santorum with Google right off the bat.

  49. smz   14 years ago

    google mapz!!

  50. MWG   14 years ago

    Whoa Bachamann! Big red!

  51. Apatheist   14 years ago

    Why is Bachmann wearing a clown suit?

    1. Paultard   14 years ago

      She knew Gary Johnson was participating and assumed it was the theme for the debate?

  52. tomwright   14 years ago

    BTW, does anyone know how long is this jircle cerk supposed to last?

    1. kilroy   14 years ago

      2hrs

      1. tomwright   14 years ago

        OY, I'm too old to stay up that late. I hope to see GJ speak before I have to shut down for the day

    2. MWG   14 years ago

      I was just wondering the same thing...

  53. gaijin   14 years ago

    Santorum...uh, what was the question? Is it federal law or state law to decide right to work?

  54. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    Rick Santorum, we here at Fox want you to be taken seriously so we're going to ask you a question 4th, in the order we've ranked the candidates for the American people: Perry, Romney, Bachmann, Santorum.

    Ha, nice. Now Gingrich.

    1. Joe M   14 years ago

      And Huntsman, and then Cain, and then, if we have time, Paul. Then commercial break and cycle around again.

      1. Joe M   14 years ago

        Ha called it.

  55. Joe M   14 years ago

    Oh good, they put Santorum and Gingrich next to each other, so they can love each other even more.

  56. Sudden   14 years ago

    Shorter Newt: Instead of just throwing away money on paying people to do nothing, we should pay them to attend our ridiculously expensive training programs!!

  57. smz   14 years ago

    Experiment!! States!! 50!!

    1. Adam   14 years ago

      57 if you ask our President

  58. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    Re-newtucation camps for the unemployed.

  59. Rich   14 years ago

    Newt comes out for "the lab of democracy".

  60. Bradley   14 years ago

    "Good evening, Canada"?

  61. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    You may be wearing a lemon tie, Huntsman, but your face is still more citrusy

    1. John Boehner   14 years ago

      I want that tie!

  62. smz   14 years ago

    Huntzy ketchup going for the cheap pop: ORLANDO!!!

  63. gaijin   14 years ago

    Huntsman..the Un candidate.

  64. johnl   14 years ago

    Asked specifically for a number, Michelle can't think of a number.

    1. Sudden   14 years ago

      The first thing in her head was a letter that's why

  65. MWG   14 years ago

    Nice question to Huntsman. A subsidy is a subsidy is subsidy...

  66. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    Of course, Huntsman also gets a question before Ron Paul

  67. Sudden   14 years ago

    Shorter Huntsman: Don't subsidize solar; subsidize natural gas!

  68. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    "Unprecedented, unnatural, and un-American."

    Much like a Huntsman presidential run.

  69. Joe M   14 years ago

    And fucking Huntsman gets a followup.

  70. smz   14 years ago

    9-9-9 Pizza!! Tuesday night only.

  71. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    WooOOooohoooOOoooo! Nines!

  72. johnl   14 years ago

    Huntsman wants subsidies for profitable businesses?

  73. Voros McCracken   14 years ago

    It's the 999 deal. 9% income tax, 9% sales tax, 9 breadsticks all for $9.99.

  74. kilroy   14 years ago

    Except when I support a subsidy.

  75. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    USPS Free delivery when you order 3 taxes.

  76. smz   14 years ago

    no there's no danger in that?! WTF?! CAIN!!!

    1. Tulpa   14 years ago

      He won't have any Muslims in his cabinet, so America will be safe.

      Next question.

  77. Sudden   14 years ago

    Shorter Cain: I'ma run da govt like a run da pizza bidniz. Ya get it all for $9.99

  78. smz   14 years ago

    Cain touches his fingers a lot.

  79. kilroy   14 years ago

    And it's catchy. We need a 9/9/9 mascot.

  80. Rich   14 years ago

    How about "nein-nein-nein"?

  81. tomwright   14 years ago

    Cain wants a mutiny.

    Too many taxes, all teasing politicians to raise them

  82. Voros McCracken   14 years ago

    Nine Nine Nine

  83. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    Audience: WE LOVE COLLOQUIALISMS!

  84. sevo   14 years ago

    "9:12: Newt Gingrich hearts government..."
    'Nuff said.

  85. hazeeran   14 years ago

    Hey Cain, didn't the income tax start out as a flat tax? And when we revamped it in the 80's, how long was it simplified?

  86. Joe M   14 years ago

    WTF what fucking rule? Romney gets even more time?

    1. hazeeran   14 years ago

      convenient!

  87. Tulpa   14 years ago

    So, can Gary Johnson and Ron Paul name each other back and forth to abuse that "30 second response"

  88. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    Ha, website url across his hat. Fantastic.

  89. sloopyinca   14 years ago

    I bet President Camacho could have given better answers than the first four halfwits.

  90. Sudden   14 years ago

    OMG!!!! the white guy is wearing MOOZLEM GARB!!!1!1!!!1!

  91. kilroy   14 years ago

    Wow. Paul gets a real question!

    1. Tulpa   14 years ago

      Softball right down the middle.

  92. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    That head gear, whatever it was, got the votes.

  93. Joe M   14 years ago

    Haha okay is this a tailor-made question for Paul?

  94. smz   14 years ago

    PAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!! Answer a complex constitutional question NOW!!! 15 seconds!

  95. Adam   14 years ago

    YES VETO!!!!

    Perfect answer.

  96. Ron paul   14 years ago

    Veto everything!

    1. Gary Johnson   14 years ago

      I veto everything!

  97. Rich   14 years ago

    Yeah, Dr. Paul!

  98. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    Gary Johnson, just say the same thing as Ron Paul so we can belittle you.

  99. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    Fight over the scraps, Paul and Johnson. GO!

  100. Joe M   14 years ago

    Oh fuck them. They are not going to do this. Just pitting Paul against Johnson immediately?

    1. Sudden   14 years ago

      I said it in the other thread. The only reason the power that be are letting him in the debate is that they're scared at how well Ron Paul is polling and they're hoping like hell that GJ will sipher away some of his supporters.

      1. pendant   14 years ago

        GJ will sipher away

        Is that anything like siphoning?

  101. Sudden   14 years ago

    Shorter Brett Beier: How can we use you to take steam away from Ron Paul? He scares the establishment.

  102. Adam   14 years ago

    GOD not the effing "one man handyman" line again. this guy is a broken record.

    1. Tulpa   14 years ago

      One man handyman? Is that innuendo?

      1. SIV   14 years ago

        Judge For Yourself

    2. kilroy   14 years ago

      You might have noticed that people are concerned about jobs.

    3. Matt   14 years ago

      "this guy is a broken record"

      He's staying on message. There's a school of thought that says you need to stay on message, keep drilling the same points. Works great for advertisers, why not for a political campaign?

  103. Rich   14 years ago

    Gary, lose the thumb.

  104. gaijin   14 years ago

    oooh...split screen on the two libertarians!

    1. hazeeran   14 years ago

      has that ever happened before?

      1. gaijin   14 years ago

        two libertarians haven;t been on the same debate stage before, so I am guessing no 😉

      2. Matt   14 years ago

        My, how far we have come!

  105. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    Great start for Gary Johnson.

  106. kilroy   14 years ago

    Way to go Gary!!

  107. tomwright   14 years ago

    Go GARY!

  108. Lurker   14 years ago

    Nice work Mr. Johnson!

  109. smz   14 years ago

    Gov Johnson, thank you. Now we don't have to ask you another question.

  110. smz   14 years ago

    Gov Johnson, thank you. Now we don't have to ask you another question.

  111. toaster oven   14 years ago

    I hear an IM sound but no one is IMing me. How odd.

  112. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    Most interactive, indeed. I've been punching my TV screen all night.

    1. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

      (And, yes, that is a euphemism for doing my girlfriend.)

  113. Joe M   14 years ago

    Johnson did a nice job getting his points out.

  114. SIV   14 years ago

    Gary Johnson is a damn "fairtaxer"? Doesn't he know Boortz is in the bag for Perry?

    1. tomwright   14 years ago

      So? It is one of the better ideas out there, why not support it?

      1. SIV   14 years ago

        Because it is a stalking horse for a VAT.

        1. tomwright   14 years ago

          Yeah, that is a danger. But done correctly it would be better than what we have now. far from perfect though.

        2. tomwright   14 years ago

          Yeah, that is a danger. But done correctly it would be better than what we have now. far from perfect though.

  115. BakedPenguin   14 years ago

    Hah. Good deflection by GJ.

  116. bill   14 years ago

    what a useless online poll

  117. John C. Randolph   14 years ago

    Very classy ad from governor Johnson. If Ron Paul hadn't run this time, I'd be supporting Gary Johnson. As it is, I think he'd make a fine vice president or secretary of the treasury.

    -jcr

  118. Joe M   14 years ago

    44% is not a majority, Shannon.

  119. johnl   14 years ago

    Nice dodge Gary! The moderator can attack Paul himself if he wants to.

    1. Joe M   14 years ago

      Hell yes he's got better things to do.

  120. smz   14 years ago

    charts hurt my head.

  121. toaster oven   14 years ago

    WORD CLOUD

    1. Bradley   14 years ago

      ILLEGAL

  122. hazeeran   14 years ago

    44% is a PLURALITY

  123. Bradley   14 years ago

    These techo-interludes are incredibly boring

  124. Joe M   14 years ago

    The internet idiots are talking shit about Paul.

  125. SIV   14 years ago

    Fairtaxer GOP candidates:

    The Huckster (in 2008)
    Herman Cain
    Gary Johnson?

    I guess when Cain made up 999 Johnson picked up the loose ball?

    1. kilroy   14 years ago

      There are a few more. fairtax.org has a scorecard.

  126. A Serious Man   14 years ago

    NumbersUSA: Making 1850s nativism cool again!

  127. Joe M   14 years ago

    Paul is in favor of a strong defense, bitches.

  128. Joe M   14 years ago

    Anyone watching on TV? Is the Ron Paul ad playing?

  129. Tulpa   14 years ago

    Holy crap, the commercial break people on YouTube are ripping Ron Paul too on foreign policy.

  130. 44%   14 years ago

    That one over there he makes more than a million! Get him!

    1. Congresscreature   14 years ago

      Yeah! Get that one over there!

  131. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    Is Rick Scott from the future?

    1. SIV   14 years ago

      He's harnessed the neutrinos.

  132. Sudden   14 years ago

    Good evening, I'm florida governor rick scott, I have the same haircut as Slap the Enlightened!

  133. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    Ugh, no one wants to hear specifics from Rick Perry.

    1. johnl   14 years ago

      Perry and I both believe that you *can* read his book.

  134. bill   14 years ago

    here we go perry,romney, FIGHT!

  135. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    Holy. Crap. More social security?

  136. Joe M   14 years ago

    That's right, Perry, walk it back, nice and easy.

  137. Apatheist   14 years ago

    I hope that whatever beast is dropping all that bullshit goes after Bachmann instead of Kelly.

  138. Voros McCracken   14 years ago

    Perry's been near incoherent so far tonight.

  139. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    Robot Romney make joke.

  140. Joe M   14 years ago

    Romney, very weak, sir, very weak. Are you suggesting he's a flip-flopper??? Takes one to know one, I suppose.

  141. toaster oven   14 years ago

    you've got mail

  142. Sudden   14 years ago

    Shorter Mitt Romney: I advocate scaring old people. Old people don't like the colored fella in the white house, we can't afford to lose them.

  143. Matt   14 years ago

    Okay, everyone, let's find that Social Security hating Perry. $1mil dollar reward from Romney!

  144. Rich   14 years ago

    Mitt, listen to yourself! "Real", indeed.

  145. Joe M   14 years ago

    This debate is officially a farce.

  146. Mitt Romney   14 years ago

    I have a plan for everything.

  147. Bradley   14 years ago

    How did I know this was going to turn into a 2-man debate?

  148. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    Badminton? He just undid all of the tough guy Texan stuff in 1 word.

  149. Joe M   14 years ago

    And... back to Romney. Fuck this.

    1. Tulpa   14 years ago

      He mentioned himself so he gets 30 seconds.

  150. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    The rest of you can go home.

  151. Joe M   14 years ago

    Whoa audio online just went to shit. Or I'm having an acid flashback.

  152. toaster oven   14 years ago

    you've got mail

  153. Joe Biden   14 years ago

    I'd like to think I had something to do with Perry's grin.

  154. alexdroog   14 years ago

    What the fuck is this?

    "We have plenty of questions for the other candidates... but fuck 'em."

  155. A Serious Man   14 years ago

    Weather update for Orlando: bitchy with a chance of faux indignation.

  156. bill   14 years ago

    uh oh the "S" word

    1. Bradley   14 years ago

      Damn right. Let's have some all-American fascism. None of this eurofag socialist shit.

  157. Matt   14 years ago

    God these Romney and Perry guys are mighty petty.

  158. Apatheist   14 years ago

    Mitt Romney: "It's time someone had the courage to stand up and say: I'm against those things that everybody hates."
    Rick Perry: "Now, I respect my opponent. I think he's a good man. But quite frankly, I agree with everything he just said."
    Mitt Romney: "I say your three cent titanium tax goes too far."
    Rick Perry: "And I say your three cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough."

    1. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

      Opening the door for Nixon's head on a robot body.

  159. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    Finally, someone gets around to trashing Europe.

  160. Joe M   14 years ago

    Hello, is there anyone else on the stage? This is becoming offensive.

  161. Mitt Romeny   14 years ago

    Let me tell you something.

    Uh...oh yeah.

    Obama bad.

  162. Matt   14 years ago

    Romney and Perry, nobody gives a darn what you wrote in your crappy books that nobody reads.

  163. toaster oven   14 years ago

    I wonder if Europe ever said, "America doesn't work in America, why try it here?"

    1. Tulpa   14 years ago

      Yes, in 1815.

  164. Rich   14 years ago

    22%, biotches.

  165. Matt   14 years ago

    I didn't inhale? WTF?

  166. Matt   14 years ago

    I didn't inhale? WTF?

  167. gaijin   14 years ago

    That Mitt Romney, he sure is polite. Thank you.

  168. Tulpa   14 years ago

    Romney didn't inhale for four years? That must have been some serious autoerotica.

    1. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

      +1

  169. JJJ   14 years ago

    America is the hope of the earth? wtf is this a Michael Bay movie?

    1. Apatheist   14 years ago

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObMElJJM31g

  170. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    It's about time someone dragged out Reagan's corpse.

  171. Jerry   14 years ago

    Yo Huntsman, Reagan raised taxes.

  172. Joe M   14 years ago

    Drink baby.

  173. toaster oven   14 years ago

    you've got mail

  174. Joe M   14 years ago

    How original to hate your ex-boss, Huntsman.

  175. PMP   14 years ago

    Man, Gary Johnson and Ron-Paul just get to hang out on stage.

  176. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    I would eliminate the EPA, SO I COULD BUILD A BETTER ONE.

    1. Sudden   14 years ago

      It's the Paul Krugman model:
      1. Destory
      2. Rebuild
      3. ?
      4. Stimuluz!!!

  177. Sudden   14 years ago

    Shorter Cain: If I was forced to eliminate a department, but only if I was forced to.

  178. Tulpa   14 years ago

    EPA is not a department.

  179. Herman Cain   14 years ago

    The EPA is having Gone Wild parties in Cancun.

  180. Matt   14 years ago

    EPA GIRLS GONE WILD!!! WOOO!! $59.95 per month

  181. Jerry   14 years ago

    First dept. to eliminate, the Treasury Department of course.

  182. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    So, he's eliminating the EPA, but not really.

  183. toaster oven   14 years ago

    Chilean models. YES!

  184. Joe M   14 years ago

    Oh my god, what a cop-out of an answer. "I'd eliminate it, then bring it right back, but this time, it would work!"

  185. Matt   14 years ago

    Does the Chilean model also include "disappearing" political dissidents?

  186. Rich   14 years ago

    "The solution is: Fix it!"

    Brilliant!

  187. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    Warshington.

    1. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

      The carpital of the United States of Amurrica.

  188. Joe M   14 years ago

    Haha, okay, Gingrich, go after the moderators! Sic'em!

  189. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    Is Gingrich gonna have to smack a bitch?

  190. Tulpa   14 years ago

    Gingrich complaining about the question again.

  191. alexdroog   14 years ago

    I don't want to think about going down together with Newt. *barf*

  192. Newt   14 years ago

    The 2oth century is killing the 21st.

  193. Apatheist   14 years ago

    That greek bonds bit was actually pretty good.

  194. Joe M   14 years ago

    Oh god, not this shit again. Gingrich is Uncle Rico throwing the football.

  195. Matt   14 years ago

    "Socialism" , DRINK!

  196. BakedPenguin   14 years ago

    Okay Newcular Titties, would you follow it, unlike 1994?

  197. toaster oven   14 years ago

    you've got mail

    1. JJJ   14 years ago

      wtf is that beeping sound?

  198. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    Stella's eyeshadow has a question about education.

  199. PMP   14 years ago

    I don't know how he does it, but Noot manages to somehow sound serious ev'ry time he be talkin'

  200. Tulpa   14 years ago

    We've never had a 2.7T surplus, Newt. Projections are worth the toilet paper you wiped your ass with this morning. (assuming you wiped)

    1. toaster oven   14 years ago

      He did not wipe. No time. Too many big ideas.

  201. Rich   14 years ago

    "All of the candidates" includes Paul and Johnson, I hope.

  202. Teacher   14 years ago

    Administrators are bending over for the Federal gubment hiring more administrators and not helping teachers.

  203. gaijin   14 years ago

    I know it's superficial, but what hte hell is with GJs hair?

    1. kilroy   14 years ago

      It froze on the summit of Everest.

  204. Apatheist   14 years ago

    Gary Johnson hates children!

  205. Sudden   14 years ago

    Shorter Santorum: Exactly what Gary Johnson said, except without all the potsmoking and abortions

  206. Tulpa   14 years ago

    Santorum mentioned Johnson, so he gets 30 seconds. Right?

    1. Joe M   14 years ago

      Hahaha, riiiiiight. You have to be at least six feet tall for that ride.

    2. Bradley   14 years ago

      No, only Perry and Romney get to respond.

  207. Joe M   14 years ago

    Oh Santorum, you can't agree with Johnson! He's another one of this stinky peacenik libertarians.

  208. WWNGD?   14 years ago

    I watched the first 12 minutes and got a really bad headache.
    I have listened to Gary Johnson before, unfortunately he is just not ready/polished enough for prime time.

  209. johnl   14 years ago

    Rick Santorum just said "It's like Gary Johnson just said".

  210. A Serious Man   14 years ago

    So far Gary Johnson has been the most coherent. RP doesn't exist so I can't really comment on his performance.

  211. Santorum   14 years ago

    We need a teachers union of parents and a Federal Dept to tell them how to raise their children.

  212. PMP   14 years ago

    it's exactly what Gary Johnson just said

    1. PMP   14 years ago

      That was Santorum who said that just above.

  213. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    Jobz plan from Santorum:

    1. get married [opposite sex, plz]
    2. get pregnant
    3. become teachers

  214. Matt   14 years ago

    AWESOME answer about education by Santorum. I'll tell you what, when the guy's right (which is extremely rare, I admit), he really does articulate his positions well.

  215. Adam   14 years ago

    Paul should just say "get rid of it, and remember it was bush that did NCLB"

    1. Apatheist   14 years ago

      Well weren't you prescient.

  216. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    Opt the fuck out.

  217. Ron Paul   14 years ago

    The most feared words in the English language should be "I'm from the gubment I'm here to help". Veto everything!

  218. gaijin   14 years ago

    opt out...Ron Paul won;t be getting hte teacher's vote!

    1. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

      Of course, no non-Democrat will.

  219. Joe M   14 years ago

    Really nice answer from Paul on that, one of his more coherent. 😉

  220. bill   14 years ago

    Perry is the front runner? HOW?

    1. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

      no kidding. he's terrible on so many levels.

    2. smokey back room   14 years ago

      He just is. Deal with it.

  221. SIV   14 years ago

    Perry: "Romney is a dirty Obama lover!"

  222. PMP   14 years ago

    Wow Ron Paul rawked and shocked the nation with his answer...

    1. YouTube Douche Commentator   14 years ago

      They'll hate him when he talks about foreign policy though!

    2. Tyler   14 years ago

      Is that a Wu-Tang reference?

  223. Joe M   14 years ago

    At least Romney is next in line anyway, so he can't double dip on his time, right? Right?

    1. Joe M   14 years ago

      Oh my god! Those fuckheads!

  224. Sudden   14 years ago

    Shorter Rick Perry: I'mma spend all night pickin on that damn yankee Romney.

  225. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    Mitt Romeny would eliminate the Department of Education so that HE COULD BUILD A BETTER ONE.

  226. A Serious Man   14 years ago

    Quick, some trick Rick Parry into saying his name backwards.

  227. Rich   14 years ago

    Whence "the standards that must be met"?

    1. Matt   14 years ago

      Translation: Romney wants to expand NCLB

  228. Joe M   14 years ago

    And they'll give Perry more time because Romney is talking about him.

  229. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    Does Romney not understand he's running against Perry, not Obama?

    1. Voros McCracken   14 years ago

      God dammit, I'm the frontrunner! The nomination's mine, dammit! MINE!!

  230. bill   14 years ago

    lets just give Romney more time, thank you

    1. Tulpa   14 years ago

      Note that Santorum mentioned Johnson but they didn't give him any extra time.

      1. John Thacker   14 years ago

        Well, Santorum agreed with Johnson when he mentioned him. Perhaps it was a clever scheme by Santorum.

        Santorum actually is doing very well, though some of his answers may be too nuanced (but philosophically well-grounded.)

  231. Bradley   14 years ago

    Holy shit, Michelle Bachmann is still on stage?

  232. PMP   14 years ago

    Romney: Put Parents in Charge ...wow

    That's some hard shit that Chief head mormon is pushing right there...

  233. Joe M   14 years ago

    "Mother of all repeals." I see what you did there.

  234. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    Turn out the lights. Oooooohhhhh yeeaaaahhhhh.

  235. Sudden   14 years ago

    Jesus Christ, I can't fucking stand Rick Perry. He's making me think Romney is smart. He accuses Romney of some shit, and then just stands there with this gawdawful smirk on his face like a 7 year old who just saw his classmate get busted for calling someone a poopoo head.

    Perry is a petulant fucking child. Keep this man away from the oval office.

    1. Apatheist   14 years ago

      Welcome to the hell we Texans have been through for the last decade. I hope he wins, a cocksucker is going to win anyways and at least he won't be Governor anymore.

  236. Matt   14 years ago

    School choice is a false front. It is another form corporate welfare. No better than public education and maybe even worse. Just as bad as investing Social Security in the stock market, which picks winners and subsidizes big businesses at the expense of others.

    1. Tulpa   14 years ago

      Social security was never invested in the stock market, so I'm not sure how you know it subsidized big biz.

      1. Matt   14 years ago

        i know that, but some GOPers proposed it!

  237. gaijin   14 years ago

    I do think some of the candidates are decidedly more articulate at this stage than earlier debtaes...Perry excluded.

  238. A Serious Man   14 years ago

    Does Michelle Bachmann diferentiate between her adopted and biological kids at home? That struck me as odd.

    1. SIV   14 years ago

      Foster, not adopted. She sent her own kids to private Christian school and was appalled at the Public school her foster kids went to so she got in to politics to try and fix it.

  239. toaster oven   14 years ago

    you've got mail

  240. PMP   14 years ago

    Bachman gives you that Church-lady hawtness that makes me want to take her to the Rectory Basement and get to work on her...

    1. Apatheist   14 years ago

      Bachmann's vagina cures the gay.

    2. kilroy   14 years ago

      I laughed at this.

  241. Tulpa   14 years ago

    The only problem with localization is that you get creation "science" and stuff like that.

    1. gaijin   14 years ago

      No problem...the creation studiers languish in manual labor jobs serving the states where they value real education.

      1. SIV   14 years ago

        No. They become public school teachers.

        1. gaijin   14 years ago

          true, but with local control, they will be fenced in with their like minded relatives.

          1. SIV   14 years ago

            Not if they move.

    2. soupwell   14 years ago

      Freedom is funny like that. People will make choices you don't like.

      1. EscapedWestOfTheBigMuddy   14 years ago

        This.

      2. Summariazed Tulpa   14 years ago

        People will make choices you don't like.

        Well then freedom is fucking horrible.

  242. Joe M   14 years ago

    There's really not much disagreement here, except most of them would have zero follow-through on eliminating the DoE.

  243. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    Tim Emerson, you have a future in the media. You embedded your prejudices in the wording of the question, just like a good journalist.

  244. Apatheist   14 years ago

    Ok I've pinpointed it now, Bachmann looks like the alien from Mars Attack who sneaks into the White House.

    1. Adam   14 years ago

      Spot on!

  245. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    Text message. omg imgrantz on mi lawn wtf O_o

  246. Rich   14 years ago

    How about some video questions *from* illegal immigrants? That oughta precipitate some action.

  247. Joe M   14 years ago

    Bachmann's ribbon is really shiny. Almost hypnotic...

    1. Huntsman's Tie   14 years ago

      I can't take my eyes off it.

    2. Banjos   14 years ago

      Fox News Barbie's fake eyelashes, driving me nuts!

  248. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    Magnets. How they work.

  249. capitol l   14 years ago

    Small Government National ID check...

    1. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

      shhhhhhhhhh

    2. Banjos   14 years ago

      AND Small Government Berlin Walls, double WIN!!!

  250. Joe M   14 years ago

    *sigh* I hate these questions.

  251. gaijin   14 years ago

    National id Newt????

  252. Joe M   14 years ago

    I thought Gingrich was going to say we should outsource e-Verify to India.

    1. toaster oven   14 years ago

      he did kinda

  253. Apatheist   14 years ago

    Shorter immigration question:

    You know what will improve the economy, more regulation of businesses by the federal government?

  254. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    Bachmann heard her name.

  255. Bradley   14 years ago

    Corporate-run fascism is so much more efficient than government-run fascism.

    Thanks Newt!

  256. toaster oven   14 years ago

    English #1!

  257. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    wow, just wow. english as the official language of the government literally had nothing to do with that question. that's just how excited he is about that idea.

  258. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    OMFG.

  259. Joe M   14 years ago

    And... back to the plastix.

  260. Voros McCracken   14 years ago

    Newt: I'm a small government conservative. I want to make sure everyone in the whole country has their name in a database so we can keep track of them. That's a core small-government principle of mine.

  261. capitol l   14 years ago

    Why would employers object to....

    Because it's one more goddamn thing on the backs of business owners. Keep piling on Newcular.

  262. Joe M   14 years ago

    Uh, wait a second, that's rate is not for illegals. It's for children of illegals born in Texas.

    1. Tulpa   14 years ago

      No, it's for children of illegals brought to Texas by their parents.

      The question is kind of stupid anyway, since someone from another state can get the discounted tuition by working in Texas for a year before entering college (as the illegals are probably doing).

    2. Apatheist   14 years ago

      Actually its for the children of illegals brought by their children. The children born in Texas are already American and Texan citizens. Of course any sensible person wouldn't blame a 4 year old for being carried over the border but....

  263. A Serious Man   14 years ago

    So Mitt Romney doesn't understand the one position of Perry that does make sense?????

  264. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    THE EARTH'S CORE IS ONE GIANT MAGNENT.

    1. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

      And has a bunch of brown people standing around outside its Home Depots using up its free health care.

  265. capitol l   14 years ago

    Yeah Mitt, people are streaming in to go to A&M.

  266. kilroy   14 years ago

    He called her Michele. He's hit that!

  267. toaster oven   14 years ago

    You've got mail.

  268. Hairball   14 years ago

    Hey, I come up pretty often, too!

  269. capitol l   14 years ago

    Does Rick Perry remind anyone else of a character from Machete?

  270. BakedPenguin   14 years ago

    It's the Mitt and Rick show! Now with special guests Herman, Michelle, Ron...

  271. Voros McCracken   14 years ago

    The Republicans obsession with "illegals" just kills them with any potential crossover voters.

    1. SIV   14 years ago

      Crossover from where? Mexico?

  272. kilroy   14 years ago

    Is Perry's collar sewn to his suit?

  273. toaster oven   14 years ago

    Perry just said I have no heart.

  274. Joe M   14 years ago

    I think Gary Johnson has some experience with being a border state. Maybe ask him about immigration?

    1. Hobo Chang Ba   14 years ago

      I love Gary's immigration stance, but it would be the immediate end of his campaign. Glad he's been avoided so far.

  275. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    Children are such a drag.

  276. Joe M   14 years ago

    Ha Santorum is a jackass.

    1. gaijin   14 years ago

      ^^^indeed. The sooner he is out of the race the better.

  277. capitol l   14 years ago

    Mr Santorum in the past you have worked yourself up into a froth over illegal immigration.

  278. toaster oven   14 years ago

    Do out of staters want to go to universities in Texas?

    1. SIV   14 years ago

      They have two of the best public universities in the country, so YES.

  279. Rick Santorum   14 years ago

    Nigger pile on Perry!

    1. sage   14 years ago

      lol

  280. capitol l   14 years ago

    We need a MONEY FENCE!

    1. The Money Pit   14 years ago

      A MONEY HOLE!

  281. Apatheist   14 years ago

    Is the the one time we can whip out "think of the children?"

    I mean what the fuck is wrong with these people, were talking about people who came across the border when they were children.

  282. Voros McCracken   14 years ago

    The Tru-link endorsement in this election could be huge.

  283. Bender Bending Rodriguez   14 years ago

    Oh SNAP, Rick Santorum just drank Perry's milkshake.

  284. Joe M   14 years ago

    This is absolutely insulting how manipulated and skewed the entire process is. Just sickening.

  285. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    Perry is killing it in the immigration topic, I'll give him credit. Fantastic take-down of Santorum on the fence issue.

    1. hazeeran   14 years ago

      Well he made it a dichotomy between "boots on the ground" and "build a wall"

  286. toaster oven   14 years ago

    If we can put a man on the moon then we can also build a big ass fence.

    1. Rachel Maddow   14 years ago

      National Greatness motherfuckers!

  287. Adam   14 years ago

    Man, Santorum is AWESOME tonight!

  288. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    Sweet dreams and aviation assets on the ground...

  289. Rick Santorum   14 years ago

    HULK SMASH IMMIGRANTS!

  290. Joe M   14 years ago

    Oh god this is CRAP. Let's not ask a serious question of Paul. God forbid. FUCK CHRIS WALLACE.

    1. Tulpa   14 years ago

      If he doesn't want to get questions like that maybe he shouldn't compare the border fence to the Berlin Wall.

  291. Wallace   14 years ago

    Ron Paul are you really George Orwell?

  292. Tulpa   14 years ago

    Oh fuck, they're bringing up the Berlin Wall comment again....

  293. gaijin   14 years ago

    Ron Paul...killing it on getting small minded people to think about how what you use against someone today gets used against you tomorrow.

    1. Small Minded Person   14 years ago

      Paul is fucking crazy. This is America.

  294. Joe M   14 years ago

    Ha Paul deflected that question nicely, and riffed off onto National ID. Well played sir!

  295. capitol l   14 years ago

    This old guy sounds like a Paultard!

  296. PMP   14 years ago

    Rick Perry just promised to defeat the Drug Cartels.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  297. Apatheist   14 years ago

    GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE

  298. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    crap, end birthright citizenship? i'm cringing over here.

  299. Bender Bending Rodriguez   14 years ago

    Yes. YES! Where the hell has THIS Ron Paul been hiding?

  300. Google   14 years ago

    People searching for coupons on foreclosures.

  301. toaster oven   14 years ago

    More americans than ever are searching for PORN!!!!!!!!

  302. PMP   14 years ago

    DATA-MINING is teh cree-PY!!

  303. Apatheist   14 years ago

    Um that bar graph is all kinds of fucked up.

  304. Google   14 years ago

    And now it's time for the folks at Google to present an ad disguised as meaningful information to the debate.

    1. Jerry   14 years ago

      Amazed that Newt didnt mention Google as a company that could run a database...

  305. capitol l   14 years ago

    40% majority?

    1. Joe M   14 years ago

      Math is hard.

      1. Apatheist   14 years ago

        So is drawing proportional bars apparently.

  306. Joe M   14 years ago

    I'd say asking Paul about the fence is drink-worthy.

  307. Republican Pissing Match   14 years ago

    This pussy next to me just wants to put a wall up and require everyone to be ID'd, I would chip every American citizen and put predator drones on the border.

  308. kilroy   14 years ago

    no Paul commercial yet....

    1. Apatheist   14 years ago

      I doubt they national ad buys and if they are his campaign hasn't learned anything from last go around.

  309. Bradley   14 years ago

    Holy cow. I almost can't believe how bad these breaks are.

  310. Matt   14 years ago

    Tough question for Dr. Paul, he got a bit tongue-tied on the answer could have phrased the point a bit better, but I think he did recover.

  311. capitol l   14 years ago

    I just tuned in and am wondering if Gary Johnson is even there. Is he? Has he answered any questions yet? Have they tried to pit him against Paul yet? Any info appreciated.

    WEED!

    1. Apatheist   14 years ago

      yes

    2. kilroy   14 years ago

      He's had 2 and done pretty well.

    3. SIV   14 years ago

      Gary is a fairtaxer one-armed handyman veto machine.

  312. Joe M   14 years ago

    Word clouds aren't exactly a brand new idea. Marijuana!

    1. Tulpa   14 years ago

      And note there will not be a single question about marijuana tonight, despite its apparent significance.

  313. Adam   14 years ago

    Ha, these commentators are loving Paul!

    1. Joe M   14 years ago

      Yeah he was fellating Paul but earlier he said his foreign policy views would piss people off. And how timely, because I'm betting Paul is going to get some boos soon.

  314. toaster oven   14 years ago

    commentator said something like "Ron Paul is wrecking shit up down there"

    1. Voros McCracken   14 years ago

      What commentator are you talking about?

  315. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    Pardoning Google? Santorum sure won't be.

  316. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    Running for President must be so easy when the media has decided you're one of the best candidates.

  317. Apatheist   14 years ago

    Existential threats? WTF?

    1. Bradley   14 years ago

      Dude's been practising those glottal stops. How do you like it when I speak your terrorist language, huh, Arabs?? HUH??

      1. Tulpa   14 years ago

        At least he didn't poach on '08 BO's turf and go on and on about Pocky-stahn.

  318. Bradley   14 years ago

    The biggest foreign policy issue is, uh? Israel?

    1. toaster oven   14 years ago

      How dare you suggest that Israel has a powerful lobby!

  319. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    Marcus talks like a foreigner. GET HIM, NEWT!

  320. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    Did Romney just propose a Friends With Benefits foreign policy?

  321. Adam   14 years ago

    How about a question about Washington's Farewell Address warning against "passionate attachments"?

    1. capitol l   14 years ago

      Dude, get real. That was like a hundred years ago.

    2. toaster oven   14 years ago

      not an inch of space between friends!

      1. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

        Personal space violation.

      2. capitol l   14 years ago

        Which brings us back to Santorum.

  322. capitol l   14 years ago

    You know who else built settlements?

  323. I support evil   14 years ago

    Stand behind them and do rabbit ears

  324. kilroy   14 years ago

    If Iran tries to become a nuke power what are you gonna do?

    1. gaijin   14 years ago

      Declare it 'unacceptable'. But only after carefully considering that word...get it? Get it?

  325. John Thacker   14 years ago

    Also, the Angels got out of a two-out jam that coulda ruined their slim playoff hopes.

    Ah, right, that means Matt Welch must be doing this liveblog.

  326. Bradley   14 years ago

    Pilgrims?

  327. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    Herman Cain just got the Sammy Davis Jr. vote.

  328. Apatheist   14 years ago

    I'd like to hear Rosencrantz and Guildenstern's opinions on existential threats.

    1. Godot   14 years ago

      They will, but they're waiting for me to get there.

  329. capitol l   14 years ago

    Where the fuck did Herman come from? Jesus, there's like twenty people up there.

    I'll take the jeero pie, Mr. Cain.

  330. capitol l   14 years ago

    Well, that means fuck all. (graph)

  331. toaster oven   14 years ago

    My first move would be to move to Canada.

  332. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    Governor Perry, it's 3 am and you feel a dump coming on in 5 seconds but the bathroom is 10 seconds away, what do you do?

    1. toaster oven   14 years ago

      Gen. Santorum, reporting for duty.

  333. Rich   14 years ago

    "The Pakistani country"?

    Perry seems rattled.

    1. SugarFree   14 years ago

      There are two Pakistans, you moran.

  334. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    THEN WHY DON'T WE ELECT OUR GENERALS PRESIDENT?

  335. kilroy   14 years ago

    Low applause for staying in Iraq for scrotum.

  336. Joe M   14 years ago

    Rick Perry is making my neck hurt.

  337. Tulpa   14 years ago

    Santorum has apparently never heard of civilian command of the military, not the other way around.

  338. gaijin   14 years ago

    "I'm hearing numbers"....from WHOM?

    1. Tulpa   14 years ago

      Hint: she wears blue and is eternally pregnant.

  339. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    WAR IS ABOUT WINNING!

  340. Tulpa   14 years ago

    Bets on them not giving Paul 30 seconds even though Santorum just dissed him?

    1. Joe M   14 years ago

      Well all three (Paul, Huntsman, Perry) of them should get time, right?

  341. capitol l   14 years ago

    Is Rick using boTox? his face looks weird.

    1. Apatheist   14 years ago

      Liar! Rick Perry has the beautiful face of a genuine yell leader.

      1. capitol l   14 years ago

        Oh shit, him too. I meant Santorum...

        Wow, they both have that mature upper middle class lady glazed look.

  342. toaster oven   14 years ago

    Gen. Santorum, reporting for duty.

    1. Adam   14 years ago

      The frothy mix should be a-ok now that DADT is gone

  343. Joe M   14 years ago

    Okay, sooo... Johnson has had 1.5 questions, Ron Paul 2.5 questions. Rick Perry, about a dozen.

  344. I support evil   14 years ago

    What is our national security objective in Iraq?

    1. toaster oven   14 years ago

      winning the peace

  345. Adam   14 years ago

    Chickenhawk speaks, cue Paul ad.

    1. Tulpa   14 years ago

      Apparently they forgot about that 30 second response rule....

  346. capitol l   14 years ago

    You keep the speaker title?

  347. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    Thanks for getting dressed up Butch!

  348. Tulpa   14 years ago

    Haha, they didn't even blink in jumping to Gingrich after Santorum called out Ron Paul.

    1. Joe M   14 years ago

      Four legs good, two legs bad better.

  349. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    Butch looks crazy. There, I said it.

  350. Apatheist   14 years ago

    The man is right, we should stop giving billions of dollars to Israel. Am I right guys?

    1. toaster oven   14 years ago

      no, we mean the godless countries

    2. George Washington   14 years ago

      Free trade will alliances with none.

  351. Amerifuntimes   14 years ago

    Gingrich looks like the fancy feast cat.

  352. kilroy   14 years ago

    I've been supporting sending money overseas until I got that question.

  353. capitol l   14 years ago

    Let's get real, Mr. Titties.

  354. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    Newt is in danger of becoming more dramatic.

  355. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    Mr. Speaker, if we give you a minute for this question, will you please use at least 10 seconds to fear-monger?

  356. Adam   14 years ago

    Really? A Balanced Budget? You didn't mention that yet.

  357. capitol l   14 years ago

    WOOO! GEEJAY

    Finally.

  358. kilroy   14 years ago

    Okay GJ needs to address the question he's asked.

  359. Joe M   14 years ago

    Heh, Johnson is going to just ignore that question and hammer his points over and over.

  360. tomwright   14 years ago

    Oooooh, Gary. miss. answer the question FIRST, quickly, then go on to something else.

    1. SIV   14 years ago

      He must think he's running for Miss New Mexico.

  361. Tulpa   14 years ago

    What the fuck does Bachmann have to do with this.

  362. Bachmann   14 years ago

    Castro killed JFK!

  363. capitol l   14 years ago

    Status quo!!! WOO!

    1. Tulpa   14 years ago

      Apparently Bachmann thinks if Hillary Clinton says it it must be true.

  364. capitol l   14 years ago

    Who the fuck is this guy?

  365. SIV   14 years ago

    Michele Bachmann: Take a boat if you want to go to Cuba.

  366. Apatheist   14 years ago

    I think Bachmann's skin just fell off her face.

  367. tomwright   14 years ago

    Huntsman v. Santorum, electric boogaloo

  368. Joe M   14 years ago

    So people can just ask for time? I don't see that in the rule book! And now Huntsman gets time? ANARCHY!

    1. Voros McCracken   14 years ago

      Why are two guys polling at 1% having an extended debate?

  369. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    Fine, I'll say it. It is infuriating how much time Santorum has had to speak tonight.

  370. Huntsman   14 years ago

    Bring the troops home Santorum.

    Santorum: Your sick!

  371. capitol l   14 years ago

    Oh, Huntsman.

  372. toaster oven   14 years ago

    RP doesn't get to weigh in on foreign policy?

  373. Tulpa   14 years ago

    We'll stand up for our values by killing people thousands of miles away! Yeah Santorum!

  374. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    Afghanistein! Love it! Jews and Arabs together in harmony!

  375. Apatheist   14 years ago

    Santorum: Victory in Afghanistein!

  376. toaster oven   14 years ago

    One hand tied behind our genitals? what?

  377. Adam   14 years ago

    NUKE EM ALL
    Santorum Foreign Policy

  378. Joe M   14 years ago

    Okay, Huntsman just gets a freebie, then he ignores the warning bell. What. The. Fuck. And Santorum gets time now. This is beyond bullshit.

  379. gaijin   14 years ago

    Santorum: Until we can kill more people more easily we won;t win.

  380. Joe M   14 years ago

    We should be fighting wars to kill brown people, duh.

  381. cabinets   14 years ago

    When do we get to see Rick Santorum bravely lead the charge into battle?

  382. capitol l   14 years ago

    this should be good.

  383. toaster oven   14 years ago

    wow, no RP on foreign policy. They moved on.

  384. Apatheist   14 years ago

    Megyn Kelly for president!

  385. Tulpa   14 years ago

    You can tell Santorum knows he lost by the fact that he let them go to another candidate after the Huntsman response.

  386. capitol l   14 years ago

    TeeJay, really...really?

  387. Joe M   14 years ago

    Pro top to Johnson and Paul: get into an extend argument about just how small the government should be.

  388. A Serious Man   14 years ago

    Oh boy, Bachmann channeling Jefferson.

  389. kilroy   14 years ago

    But not freedom to travel to Cuba.

  390. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    Christian faith.

  391. toaster oven   14 years ago

    foreign policy was 3 questions to the loser candidates

  392. Jerry   14 years ago

    Bachmann: "freedom of religion for all ... unless you're Muslim."

  393. Tulpa   14 years ago

    Santorum again? What the FUCK?!!!!

    1. Joe M   14 years ago

      He's top tier, doncha know.

    2. Bradley   14 years ago

      I can at least understand why Perry and Romney got all the questions. Santorum just doesn't compute.

  394. Apatheist   14 years ago

    I've changed my mind, Bachmann is the hairdresser from legally blonde.

  395. Joe M   14 years ago

    Bachmann, I'm not a person of faith, so fuck you.

    1. Michelle B   14 years ago

      Your place or mine, big boy?

  396. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    Boom. Take those gay ceps right in your face, Santorum.

  397. Bradley   14 years ago

    "Freedom? to express our belief in God."

    Well, that's one way to look at it.

  398. SIV   14 years ago

    Boo the troops!

  399. kilroy   14 years ago

    About time to go back to Paul or Cain.

  400. SIV   14 years ago

    Boo the troops!

  401. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    A military of priests!

  402. Rick Santorum   14 years ago

    Don't ask me I won't tell.

  403. Adam   14 years ago

    Ha. Gays getting killed in Afghanistan is a special privlege. And peopel cheer.

  404. Atheist   14 years ago

    I look forward to freely "expressing my belief in God", Michele.

  405. Rick Santorum   14 years ago

    Teh ghey!! Teh ghey!! KILL!

  406. Apatheist   14 years ago

    Yeah Santorum, that is what you are doing. What a cunt!

  407. capitol l   14 years ago

    ??

  408. soupwell   14 years ago

    Rick Santorum is an epic asshat

  409. Joe M   14 years ago

    Santorum doesn't wanna think about icky sex!

  410. A Serious Man   14 years ago

    Jesus, Fox ignores Paul on foreign policy and instead take him to task on abortion. But at least he's being honest.

  411. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    Take that, rape baby. Normal baby, you're safe.

    1. capitol l   14 years ago

      Rape babies are worse than anchor babies.

      Way worse.

      1. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

        No fucking shit.

  412. gaijin   14 years ago

    Ron Paul: Reconciling a personal issue quite well in the land of political pandering.

  413. Au H20   14 years ago

    Santorum is such an asshole.

  414. kilroy   14 years ago

    Paul on people solving their own problems. Novel!

  415. capitol l   14 years ago

    "I've spent a lifetime dealing with life"

    Very Berraesque.

  416. Tulpa   14 years ago

    Of course, under DADT homosexuals didn't have to be engaged in sexual activity while serving to get DD'ed, dipshit Santorum. Talking about going to the Poconos with your same sex partner once your tour is up was enough to get das boot.

    1. Haunted Taint   14 years ago

      Hey, at least we discovered a way to make Republicans boo active-duty soldiers.

  417. Joe M   14 years ago

    There you go Paul. Even though I disagree with his pro-life stance, he understands that the government can't fix it either way.

  418. Apatheist   14 years ago

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-y1LX.....Leader.jpg

    1. Blutarski   14 years ago

      That's one big fucking beer bong!

  419. Banjos   14 years ago

    The morning after pill is not an abortion pill...

  420. SIV   14 years ago

    Wild cheers for Paul saying abortion is a moral issue. Take that you immoral baby killers!

    1. gaijin   14 years ago

      aslong as the followup principle of not trying to legislate morality is implicitly in the cheer (which it probably isn;t), then sensible reaction.

      1. SIV   14 years ago

        Rand takes quite a different stance on using Federal power to protect life.The old man favors it at the state level.

  421. cabinets   14 years ago

    Rick Perry-- are you not a low rent George Bush clone?

    1. Rick Perry   14 years ago

      I'm at the very least a "rent controlled" George Bush clone!

  422. toaster oven   14 years ago

    a word cloud on healthcare and ROMNEYCARE isn't in the cloud? BULLSHIT

  423. Apatheist   14 years ago

    Aggie yell leaders gargle balls.

  424. Herman Cain   14 years ago

    That other negro in the WH wants to kill me with Obamacare.

  425. Joe M   14 years ago

    Lightning poll: Who do you loathe more, Bret Baier or Chris Wallace? I've been a Wallace hater for years, but Baier is climbing in the standings.

  426. soupwell   14 years ago

    They did totally blow of Paul on Foreign Policy. This is after the web presenters used a graphic showing that Ron Paul got _by far_ the most mentions in submitted Foreign Policy questions.

    1. Haunted Taint   14 years ago

      And leading off Johnson with some shit about Cuba. What could be a less consequential foreign policy issue?

  427. I support evil   14 years ago

    Considering that the crowd at these things has been cheering for executions and letting patients die, I suspect the crowd was cheering for cancer, not Cain.

  428. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    Pizza causes abnormal cell growth. Let's just get that out in the open.

  429. I support evil   14 years ago

    Considering that the crowd at these things has been cheering for executions and letting patients die, I suspect the crowd was cheering for cancer, not Cain.

  430. Apatheist   14 years ago

    So how many Google advertisements have they managed to fit into this debate?

  431. capitol l   14 years ago

    There will be a mongoloid exception, Ian.

    So, don't worry.

    1. Voros McCracken   14 years ago

      I don't think he's likely to hear that response from one of the candidates.

      Is there some sort of thing where insurance companies aren't allowed to do this themselves at the cost of a small raise in premiums? Why the hell is this an issue?

  432. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    KIDS? They're in their 20's!

    1. capitol l   14 years ago

      They're kids at heart. Maybe you could learn something from them, Fist.

      1. Newt Gingrich   14 years ago

        Unless I go to jail for trying to date them, they're not a 'kid.'

  433. Joe M   14 years ago

    Just one, but it's been going for 90 minutes now.

  434. toaster oven   14 years ago

    shout out to my kid's disease

  435. kilroy   14 years ago

    Again Huntsman leads with his family.

  436. Adam   14 years ago

    These are some surprisingly involved questions

    1. Rich   14 years ago

      Unsurprisingly tailored questions.

  437. Rich   14 years ago

    Huntsman comes out for "the lab of democracy".

    1. HUNTSMANSTEIN   14 years ago

      BRAAAAINS!!!!!!

  438. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    Shorter Huntsman: smarter, equally as large, government!

  439. Apatheist   14 years ago

    HPV!

  440. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    Going long. They're going to start leaning on that boink button.

  441. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    Oooo, great chance for Bachmann to up the crazy quotient even more. I hope she takes it!

  442. capitol l   14 years ago

    LOOK AT IAN... HE GOT DA HPC VAXEEN!

    1. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

      You've got it in for Ian tonight, dude. Was it his bad mic?

      1. capitol l   14 years ago

        People with too far apart eyes instill fear and loathing in me.

  443. kilroy   14 years ago

    I bought it then but I know better now.

  444. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    Yes! This means Perry gets twenty minutes to respond to this again.

    1. Joe M   14 years ago

      Do they get response time if the questioners mention them?

      1. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

        Apparently even if someone says something that sounds like their name.

  445. Joe M   14 years ago

    Perry writing a grocery list.

  446. cabinets   14 years ago

    Claw his eyes out!

  447. kilroy   14 years ago

    Yeah. Go after Perry! Pile on.

  448. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    31? I hope that young child was on her parents' insurance!

  449. gaijin   14 years ago

    split screen with perry and bachman...perry thinking 'I kill you bitch'...or was it 'Did I leave the iron on?"

  450. capitol l   14 years ago

    Gov Perry, made 12 year old texas girls retarded-er! BIG PHARMA!

  451. Apatheist   14 years ago

    Rick Perry thinks its time to slow down for a second and think of the women and children.

  452. toaster oven   14 years ago

    except for the death penalty

  453. tomwright   14 years ago

    That's it. I'm done.

    This thing is such a botch.

    Nothing illuminating. Nothing exciting, just fox news blowing perry and Romney, and trying not to let us see, too clearly anyway, their dirty little Santorum fetish.

    I am going to bed and do something more worthwhile, like get a few more pages into REAMDE.

    1. Apatheist   14 years ago

      Don't forget the google advertisements!

  454. capitol l   14 years ago

    ...As The King of Wishful Thinking...

  455. Joe M   14 years ago

    Ha, Perry had this answer in the holster, obviously.

  456. Adam   14 years ago

    So if I want legalized slavery, I should just send some crying 31 year old woman?

    1. Tulpa   14 years ago

      For his sake, I hope Perry was wearing a rubber during the lobbying session.

  457. Jerry   14 years ago

    Perry and life, except when it comes to the death penalty.

    1. Tulpa   14 years ago

      The death penalty is as opt-in as it gets.

  458. Haunted Taint   14 years ago

    Perry will "err on the side of life", ? well, except if we're talking about executing an innocent man.

  459. I support evil   14 years ago

    I bet he wont air on the side of life for Muslims.

    1. Apatheist   14 years ago

      I'm sure he'll bomb the crap out of them silly!

      1. I support evil   14 years ago

        He should say that, it would probably get a lot of cheers

      2. I support evil   14 years ago

        He should say that, it would probably get a lot of cheers

  460. Joe M   14 years ago

    Always err on the side of life except when it comes to executions.

    1. cabinets   14 years ago

      Yeah, but death row inmates are clearly not people.

  461. PERRYSTEIN   14 years ago

    OPTIONS!!!!!

  462. Rich   14 years ago

    "Options to give options"?

    Perry seems rattled.

  463. Joe M   14 years ago

    Perry: Look, I asked for money, what more do you want!?

    And, uh, options.

  464. Joe M   14 years ago

    Perry, they've moving to Texas from Mexico.

  465. gaijin   14 years ago

    Perry sounds more articulate when others quote him than when he speaks for himself. Not that being well spoken means anything.

  466. capitol l   14 years ago

    "People continue to move to the state of Texas..."

    YEAH, MESKINS!! ILLEGAL MESKINS!!

    ANCHORGODDAMNHATEBABIES!!

  467. Joe M   14 years ago

    Wow, Romney is still on stage? He'd actually been MIA for quite a while.

  468. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    Whichever Republican wins this thing, they're going to have one busy-ass first day in office.

    1. Rick Perry   14 years ago

      Day 1:

      1) Inauguration.
      2) Nap Time.

  469. Adam   14 years ago

    Romney needs to move both arms. He looks like he's mid-stroke

  470. kilroy   14 years ago

    Romney will waive Obamacare via EO?

  471. toaster oven   14 years ago

    I'm out. It's been a boring debate.

  472. Chupacabra   14 years ago

    Is Perry drunk?

    1. gaijin   14 years ago

      He does seem very tired all of the sudden. Maybe he needs a 5 hour energy?

    2. Rick Perry   14 years ago

      Seriously. Can you believe folks actually send me campaign contributions? I'm as likely to spend it on the Willy Wonka version of Candyland as I am advertising.

  473. Joe M   14 years ago

    Oh so the response rule makes an amazing comeback.

  474. Rick Perry   14 years ago

    There's no way my IQ is above 90. Not a chance.

    God I'm idjit.

  475. PERRYSTEIN   14 years ago

    BEFORE!!! FOR!!!!! VERSE!!!1

    1. Jerry   14 years ago

      Versing like Bush.

  476. Apatheist   14 years ago

    Rick Perry is showing off that quick aggie thinkin'

  477. Matt   14 years ago

    Is Perry okay? He looks like he's not feeling well all of a sudden.

    1. Haunted Taint   14 years ago

      What a meltdown. I'm expecting him to exit the stage on stretcher

      1. Rick Perry   14 years ago

        It's frightening. They had fed me mentats for weeks but the doctors said it was starting to be bad for me. So I had to go off...

        ...woo boy.

  478. capitol l   14 years ago

    I wear magic underwear...Motherfucker.

  479. Joe M   14 years ago

    Perry is absolutely incoherent right now.

  480. kilroy   14 years ago

    It's the Rick and Mitt show.

  481. Brother Wolf   14 years ago

    I hope someone does a breakdown of screen time for each candidate. Paul and Johnson get like 10 seconds for perry's minute.

  482. Adam   14 years ago

    10:28 PM: Officially a 2-person debate.

  483. kilroy   14 years ago

    And I'm deaf.

  484. Rich   14 years ago

    As I recall, Ron Paul has written a book or two.

  485. capitol l   14 years ago

    Ask Paul or Johnson about SS, not these backtracking cowards.

  486. Joe M   14 years ago

    Ha, Romney declares that he is absolutely not a flip-flopper!

  487. hazeeran   14 years ago

    Why was Perry talking so slow?

    1. Joe M   14 years ago

      Side effects from his vaccination.

    2. kilroy   14 years ago

      It's after 10pm.

    3. not capitol l   14 years ago

      He was doing an 'Ian' impersonation.

    4. Proprietrist   14 years ago

      Not just slow. I'm seeing GWB redux. He seems either out of it or really stupid. Might be both.

      1. Rick Perry   14 years ago

        GWB uses all the big words when we speak together. They all have sillybulls in 'em.

    5. gaijin   14 years ago

      stroke?

  488. Apatheist   14 years ago

    Did anyone else get that "think of the children" American Jobs Act commercial?

  489. Hobo Chang Ba   14 years ago

    I was hoping for a marijuana/WoD question for Johnson...

    1. Rich   14 years ago

      I predict he'll get that before the end of the "debate".

  490. Adam   14 years ago

    Read today that at this exact time in 2007, It was Guiliani and Thompson with 20% each, and McCain with 15%. And yet Perry and Romney are it?

  491. kilroy   14 years ago

    At least Johnson got some of his points out there, even if he had to force it.

  492. Apatheist   14 years ago

    I'd to see what Rick Perry is doodling.

    1. Haunted Taint   14 years ago

      http://i.imgur.com/y0myi.jpg

      1. Bluepaint   14 years ago

        +1

    2. Rick Perry   14 years ago

      I'll show you myself:

      Rick Perry's doodle

      1. Apatheist   14 years ago

        I like both submissions but I'd like you to collaborate on a combination of the two.

  493. Matt   14 years ago

    30 seconds each, finally Paul and Johnson get to talk.

  494. Tyler   14 years ago

    There are a lot of reasons not to vote for me. There are a lot of reasons not to vote for the others on stage.

    And I will most definitely take you up on that.

  495. PMP   14 years ago

    You know what America needs? A good bout of rioting. Fur realz.

  496. cabinets   14 years ago

    Nice recycle, Huntsman. We get it, you feel for the unemployed.

  497. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    999 is a joke in your town.

  498. capitol l   14 years ago

    PIZZA, PIZZA

    999 bogo on jeero pies!

  499. kilroy   14 years ago

    Cain: Americans have no confidence.

  500. kilroy   14 years ago

    Johnson gets to think about it and cleanup.

  501. PMP   14 years ago

    Let's reach for the "Brass Ring of Liberty"!

    1. Haunted Taint   14 years ago

      Reach around and grab liberty by the brass rings.

  502. Bachmann   14 years ago

    I will repeal Obamacare the very first day. Pass that Bill! Pass that Bill!

  503. capitol l   14 years ago

    KITCHEN TABLE

    die

  504. I support evil   14 years ago

    I would do it with my 666 plan.

  505. johnl   14 years ago

    Gout may flare if you are taking Uloric. Do not stop taking it. Reminds me of fiscal and financial stimulus. Unemployment may rise if you use deficit spending. Do not stop spending. Side effects can include currency devaluation, rent seeking, anxiety, and commodities inflation.

  506. Adam   14 years ago

    The... the room.. the one in little shacks ...what do you call it? not the foyer....

    1. PMP   14 years ago

      anteroom?

  507. PMP   14 years ago

    Patriotism will fix the economy, says mittens.

  508. capitol l   14 years ago

    These people sound like they're auditioning for the Fuhrer of the fourth reich.

    jesus...

    1. Tyler   14 years ago

      I was just thinking how it feels more like a high school pep rally than a political debate. Cue phony jab at Obama, aaaand wait for standing ovation.

  509. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    Romney is right. We should make people in other countries put their hands over their hearts for U.S. national anthem.

  510. CARTERSTEIN   14 years ago

    MALAISE!!!!!!

  511. capitol l   14 years ago

    I'll Make heroin legal!!

  512. Mitt Romney   14 years ago

    I actually have no idea, what was the question?

    But it was a great story, right?

  513. capitol l   14 years ago

    Yeah, Paul.

    Now...TITTIES

  514. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    The killer rabbit is attacking all over again!

  515. Ron Paul   14 years ago

    I've been warning about Bubbles since he tried to force me to give him a BJ as a child.

  516. Herman Cain   14 years ago

    No! No, no, not 8,8,8! I said 9. Nobody's comin' up with 8. Who wants 8% taxes? You won't even get the economy goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.

    9's the key number here. Think about it. 9-Elevens. 9 dwarves. 9, man, that's the number. 9 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.

    1. long dong silver   14 years ago

      what about 9...inches?

  517. capitol l   14 years ago

    Well, jeeze that makes everything better, Newcular.

  518. PMP   14 years ago

    THE PEOPLE WILL CREATE THE JOBS, NOT THE JOBS

    1. PMP   14 years ago

      *not the government. [derp]

    2. Tulpa   14 years ago

      If we can create self-replicating jobs we've got it made.

  519. Tulpa   14 years ago

    Oh leave Jimmy Carter alone!

  520. johnl   14 years ago

    The chat bell is even worse than the door bell. Next debate they are going to use, what a "Daddy" yell?

  521. Rick Santorum   14 years ago

    We are a great country because God you gave the chance to vote for me.

  522. kilroy   14 years ago

    Shut up Scrotum.

  523. gaijin   14 years ago

    Johnson gets the best laugh...secretary of comedy.

  524. Joe M   14 years ago

    Johnson just won the debate.

  525. capitol l   14 years ago

    Ka-fucking-BOOM.

    Soundbite GEEJAY...

  526. Bender Bending Rodriguez   14 years ago

    Gary Johnson with the best line of the evening!

    1. hazeeran   14 years ago

      here here!

  527. Bender Bending Rodriguez   14 years ago

    Gary Johnson with the best line of the evening!

  528. Rick Santorum   14 years ago

    We have to trust in the American people...

    ...unless they're gay.

    1. Cain   14 years ago

      or moozlims!

  529. Tulpa   14 years ago

    Sheez, libertarians and poop jokes.

  530. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    Phew. I thought Johnson was going to go Berkowitz, with his neighbor's dogs giving him advice.

    1. SIV   14 years ago

      SAM

  531. SIV   14 years ago

    Hey Lucy! Are ya following my tumblr blog?

    It's got all that stuff you say you like on your twitter profile.

  532. Matt   14 years ago

    Gary Johnson with the HAYMAKER!

    1. PMP   14 years ago

      But will it be enough to get him another debate invitation?

  533. capitol l   14 years ago

    I'm done...christ almighty

  534. PMP   14 years ago

    GJ got the zinger of the night.

    ...and he followed it up with "cut the CORPORATE income tax"?!?! What about regoolar folks who are NOT corporations?

  535. Banjos   14 years ago

    Romney: Flags! Patriotism! Family Tables!
    Paul: Austrian Business Cycle!
    Newcular Titties: Reagan! And Obama Sucks!
    Others: Reagan! And Obama Sucks!
    Johnson: I made a funny!

  536. Apatheist   14 years ago

    Wildcard bitches!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYtjpIwamos

  537. Tulpa   14 years ago

    Ha! For once Ron Paul has it easy on the choosing a running mate question!

  538. Gary Johnson   14 years ago

    1. Ron Paul took a lie detector test. The lie detector tapped out.
    2. Ron Paul is an element on the periodic table.
    3. Ron Paul could lead a horse to water AND convince it to drink, but he doesn't believe the government has the right to so he refuses.
    4. King Midas shook hands with Ron Paul once. Nothing happened.
    5. Studies by the World Health Organization show that Ron Paul is the leading cause of freedom among men.
    6. Ron Paul wasn't born. He liberated himself from the womb.
    7. The chief export of Ron Paul is liberty.
    8. When fascism goes to sleep at night, it checks under the bed for Ron Paul.
    9. Ron Paul eats Total Gyms for breakfast.
    10.If Ron Paul had lived in Sparta, the movie would have been called "1".
    11.When Chuck Norris gets scared, he goes to Ron Paul.
    12.Ron Paul lost his virginity to Susan B. Anthony.
    13.Ron Paul doesn't cut taxes, He kills them with his bare hands.
    14.Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.
    15.If you pull Ron Paul's finger, a band will march by playing Yankee Doodle Dandy.

    --SAYO

    1. Bluepaint   14 years ago

      Ron Paul's calendar goes from April 14 to April 16--no one taxes Ron Paul

  539. Rick Perry   14 years ago

    Michelle because boobies

  540. SIV   14 years ago

    Props to Johnson. He's doing much better than the SC debate.

  541. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    Newt Gingrich will be his own veep.

    1. Joe M   14 years ago

      He has enough mass for it.

      1. EscapedWestOfTheBigMuddy   14 years ago

        Important question: did they keep Taft's bathtub?

  542. Joe M   14 years ago

    At least Johnson sends a shout out Paul of course. And we already new Gingrich and Santorum were "buddies".

  543. The Immaculate Trouser   14 years ago

    OOOHH! Santorum burn from Gingrich!!

  544. Tulpa   14 years ago

    This would be an awesome intro to a tag team match. Gingrich-Santorum vs Paul-Johnson.

  545. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    Paul pointing out the bronze. Good for him.

  546. Joe M   14 years ago

    Awww, Paul, not cool. You were supposed to love Johnson right back!

    1. Proprietrist   14 years ago

      He should have at least said he'd consider him. I know he doesn't want Johnson on his turf, but fuck you Ron Paul.

      1. Proprietrist   14 years ago

        Really, I guess winning the presidency and making politically expedient statements are more important to Ron Paul than having libertarian policies enacted. He looked like a politician where Gary Johnson looked authentic and human.

  547. gaijin   14 years ago

    Nerman Caingrich.

    1. The Immaculate Trouser   14 years ago

      Herman Titties.

      1. Mendelism   14 years ago

        Hermucular Titties.

  548. Tulpa   14 years ago

    That's miscegenation!

  549. Matt   14 years ago

    Cain on Newt? I thought man on dog was gross, Santorum just shit a brick.

    1. Dylboz   14 years ago

      ^^^ This, +1000.

      And it flew right out, greased up by a frothy mixture... oh, you know!

  550. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    PICK JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR VICE PRESIDENT!

    1. PMP   14 years ago

      JC is always the right answer.

    2. Jesus Christ   14 years ago

      First _son_ of God and now _vice_ President? When do I get top billing?

  551. Joe M   14 years ago

    Does Johnson get a response for being mentioned by Romney???

    1. Tulpa   14 years ago

      Technically it was his dogs who got the mention.

    2. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

      Responses are for closers.

  552. cabinets   14 years ago

    They have all proved that they're great at never answering a straight question.

  553. alexdroog   14 years ago

    Brett Baier: Governor Romney, I hate to follow up here, but really I don't. *slurp* *slurp*

  554. PMP   14 years ago

    GJ asked RP to the prom. RP demurred because he was shampooing his cat.

  555. Tulpa   14 years ago

    "What will he find in the basement, Michelle?"

  556. Matt   14 years ago

    "Play the game, everybody play the GAAAAMMMEE...of love"

  557. Adam   14 years ago

    Paul should have just said "it doesn't matter, because they're just going to be running Senate sessions like they're suppposed to be, and nothing more."

  558. Proprietrist   14 years ago

    This is lame. State a damn answer and stop avoiding the question.

    1. GeneralAntilles   14 years ago

      This ^. Really defeats the purpose of the question if everybody refuses to just pick somebody.

  559. Joe M   14 years ago

    Come on, Huntsman, you know you'd pick your fellow Mormon.

    1. Colin   14 years ago

      You're confusing him with Jeff Flake.

  560. Joe M   14 years ago

    Hey Huntsman, didn't the third place guy win last time?

  561. Bee Tagger   14 years ago

    wow, huntsman bombing worse than obamacare over the american economy on those jokes.

  562. PMP   14 years ago

    Herman's my man?!?!

    RAAAA-CIST!

  563. Apatheist   14 years ago

    Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb!

  564. Rich   14 years ago

    Pleasant dreams, folks!

  565. Joe M   14 years ago

    Okay, I think Johnson and Paul both did great with their extremely limited time. I'm certain they didn't get 22% of the time. Oh and now these fools are going to fellate Romney.

  566. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    Johnson is jonesing for a toke, and Santorum needs off the stage and away from all the dicklickers.

  567. Matt   14 years ago

    Oh God, not these Romney-worshipping analyst clowns again!

    1. Joe M   14 years ago

      Romney was presidential damnit!

      1. Tulpa   14 years ago

        "Nice try."

        Put it on a bumper sticker pronto! That's gold, Jerry, GOLD!

  568. kilroy   14 years ago

    Later.

  569. Adam   14 years ago

    HOLY SHIT did Dana Perino get HOTTT

  570. johnl   14 years ago

    And in the 12th, the Angels let Jeffe down.

  571. A Serious Man   14 years ago

    2 hours just so we can hear the pundits say: Ron Paul is interesting BUT.....(insert putdown)

  572. johnl   14 years ago

    Fab. Fox doesn't know how to play their own video.

  573. Colin   14 years ago

    Paul did very well tonight, at least until the last question. Johnson was solid.

    Bachmann was retch-inducing, like usual.

    I would like to see a steel-cage match between Santorum and that gay marine.

    Everyone else? meh. (though some are more meh than others)

    1. Apatheist   14 years ago

      Yes, I think a "frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter" wrestling match is in order.

  574. Jerry   14 years ago

    Damn, FOX still has these focus groups that are more selected than trial juries.

    1. Joe M   14 years ago

      The online Fox has three college students, two of which are quite attractive.

  575. Fist of Etiquette   14 years ago

    "Post-Debate Spin Room"

    Dizzy.

  576. Dekedin   14 years ago

    http://foxnewsinsider.com/2011.....le-debate/

    Holy moly. Paul with a massive lead followed by Johnson. How long until Fox deletes this one?

    1. Joe M   14 years ago

      Libertarians rule the Internet.

      1. Mendelism   14 years ago

        * Please Note: The results of this poll are not scientific.

        No shit?

  577. Mickey Hobart   14 years ago

    Romney attacked a line from the Perry book saying Social Security was forced on the people, right? What, does he know of some secret way to avoid the payroll tax? Pfft!

  578. Doug   14 years ago

    Holy shit...800 comments? Well done, Reason.

    I didn't see the debate so I can only judge by the H&R updates. Based on that, I have visions of the Keystone Cops, Three Stooges, and Marx Brothers dancing in my head. Accurate or not?

    1. Joe M   14 years ago

      Actually, it was practically an orgy, with a lot of agreement that they would all be better than Obama.

      1. Eduard van Haalen   14 years ago

        The image of an orgy involving these candidates isn't exactly appealing.

  579. Art-P.O.G.   14 years ago

    Ha ha, good call referring to Perry as Josh Brolin!

  580. hmm   14 years ago

    TLDR and TBDW (too boring didn't watch)

  581. Max   14 years ago

    Jesus fucking Christ, that was stupid commentary, Matt. Don't quit your day job. Oh, shit! That is your day job!

  582. mike   14 years ago

    reason should co-sponsor a debate. wait no.. no more debates. please!!!

    I think Flavor Flav and PE could do something with Cain's 999 plan

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