Friday Funnies

Obama's economic agenda

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[heller]

Not bad, Bok. Once again you have avoided your weekly beating.

In other news, our favorite editor has an interesting article about Harvard’s new “kindness pledge.” Hat tip?

[Fist of Etiquette]

Tip of the hat to Virginia Postrel. Happy?

[Eduard van Haalen]

Did they hand out teddy bears, too?

[Yawn]

[heller]

Haha, miss your name bitch? I don’t. Poor little attention whore.

[Yawn]

attention whore

Thy name is heller.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Yeah, um, the number on your credit card is your account not your balance. I don’t care how novelty large it is.

[heller]

You know cartoonist’s of Bok’s caliber have to fill at least 40% of the frame with textual references.

[Some Guy]

Be happy he didn’t have to Write “Obama” with an arrow pointing to him.

[Internet Police]

Chip Bok, for crimes against Obama you have been reported to Attaaacck Waaaaatch!

[$6M RoboTorso]

Wow! I’ve never seen anyone compare govt debt to out of control credit card use!!! How original1!eleven1!! My mind, she is blown!!!!!!!!

Sorry heller, the weekly beating is back on.

[Attaaaaack Waaaaatch]

Got my eye on you, Bok.

[Lord Humungus]

I’ll talk! I’ll talk! Just stop the Friday Funnies!

[Eduard van Haalen]

If this is the equivalent of an open thread, let me offer a commercial for Mel Gibson’s Maccabeus movie:

Start with a graphic of a menorah, a spinning dreidle, and the insipid “dreidle song” playing in the background. The text on the screen says “The Story of Hanukkah.”

Then there’s that record-scratch sound, the graphic fades out, the dreidle song stops, and the words “by Mel Gibson” are added to the text.

Then there’s a montage of the action sequences – the Maccabees killing apostates, Greeks, and so on.

The concluding text says “you know you want to watch.”

[Open This]

If this is the equivalent of an open thread…

There are no rules in anarchy.

[Mel Gibson]

I just like making snuff films under the guise of “religious stories”. It’s fun.

I like the way you think Eduard van Haalen, but why are you in my head?

[Mongo]

Passion of the Christ should’ve been the second movie of Grindhouse instead of Tarantino’s Death Proof.

[$6M RoboTorso]

Chip Bok is the artist Hitler wanted to be.

[Rich]

You know who else wanted to be the artist Hitler wanted to be?

[.]

Prince?

[sarcasmic]

Needs more labels.

[Dept O]

How do I know who’s talking?! Where’s the labels! I thought Forrest Gump didn’t need to worry about money anymore?! Why doesn’t this make any sense?!

[WWNGD?]

…Shouldn’t it be Visa because he was born in Kenya?
…Master Card, more like race card.
…Should be American Express, express downhill.
…Discover, more ways to spend.

(Did I get all the bad jokes in?)
Have a good weekend Reason people.

[Rich]

(Did I get all the bad jokes in?)

I’ll give you *credit* for getting most.

[Art-P.O.G.]

Oh, WWNGD, you’re such a card.

[Bee Tagger]

Newt Gingrich at Tiffany’s in blackface. I get it.

[AmericanConfuzious]

that was unfunny

[Marmaduke]

Woof!

[heller]

You have to be a dog person to laugh at Marmaduke. That, and be a complete moron.

[Yawn]

Says the attention whore. Arf!

[Almanian]

Thanks for barking, bitch. Now go lie down.

[capitol l]

What is with Bok’s Californian Raisin obsession? Dude, they haven’t been on teevee in almost two decades, get over it.

Jeeze.

[rather not]

I just want to know if I’m getting blown tonight.

[Your wife]

Just like Pinky and The Brain, you’re going to be doing the same thing you do every night…

Jerking off in the bathroom, 15 feet away from a female that wants nothing to do with you.

j/k (the “j/k” symbol makes cruel comments acceptable).

[K. Kong]

Your mothra’s a whore, godzilla.

j/k j/k

[rather not]

Are your names Neil and Bob or is that what you do?

[Fist of Etiquette]

Shouldn’t the expiration be 01/13? And didn’t the Chinese already cut that card up?

[Jay S.]

Who is at the podium? I can’t tell on these political cartoons unless they put his name on it.

[Almanian]

Where’s the podium? I can’t tell without MOAR LABELSZ!

[Almanian]

If I were sage, I would say, “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

[e]

That’s pretty funny, but not as funny as Ron Paul’s campaign manager dying of pneumonia because he couldn’t afford medical care.

[Art-P.O.G.]

I like the shading on the face of the POTUS.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Enough time has passed, I can sneak back here and say that I don’t think this one is too bad.

[coniefox]

Haha, Is it Obama? wholesale dresses

[mbt shoes outlet]

good

[kicksneakerboxes]

good