Soylent Green Is People's Sh*t!
Have you finished lunch, yet? Japanese researcher Mitsyuki Ikeda has extracted protein from human feces and combined it with soy and added steak sauce to produce a "burger." As Trendhunter describes it:
Japanese scientist Mitsyuki Ikeda thinks he has a solution to the environmental consequences posed by the livestock industry with his poop burgers. These artificial meat patties are made from actual human feces that's been processed and flavored with soy sauce and steak sauce.
Before you lose your lunch, take heart: not all the human feces gets turned into the poop burgers. Ikeda first isolates the proteins and lipids from the feces—or, in his parlance, "sewage mud"—and then treats these materials with a reaction enhancer before binding the whole concoction together.
Despite their unsavory origin, these poop burgers may be the future of food production as manufacturers try to stray away from the livestock industry and lower their carbon emissions.
For those interested in more detail about the process, see the video below.
Apparently, professor Ikeda believes that main problem is the psychological barrier.
I am tempted to say, you can't make this shit up. But if it's not a spoof, this is frankly taking the concept of recycling way too far.
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No...freaking...way...
**SPOILER WARNING** Soylent Green is people.
I wonder what it was like, watching the movie, not knowing. That's true of very few people, because I believe that spread pretty quickly when it was released. I certainly knew when I first saw it sometime in the late 70s.
Like watching Empire Strikes Back and not knowing Vader is Luke's father? I was pretty young when it came out so I fell like I've always known. Was it a shock? was there rioting when people found out?
Well, I do recall that people stopped buying Soylent Green after that. Most people, anyway.
There was in Canada.
was there rioting when people found out?
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
One wonders if these burgers are organic, as the main qualification for growing organic crops is that they're fertilised with manure instead of icky nasty chemicals.
"the main qualification for growing organic crops is that they're fertilised with manure instead of icky nasty chemicals"
That is simply a false statement.
I hope it will be free range shit and not that factory shit, where they just churn the shit out.
Someone's been visiting the wrong sections of the porn stores here in Japan.
Pause at 1:35.
Fridge reads SHIT BURGER (unko b?g? in Japanese meaning the same thing). Yup, there are probably psychological barriers.
"The tastiest treat between two buns!"
"Home of the shit-eating grin!"
Wow, that is some really great shit!
Soylent Green. . .shit, I'm still eating Soylent Green.
No, that would be Soylent Brown.
I thought that was more of a German fetish?
I can only speak for the Japanese side, and I will confirm it.
So, yeah, no.
This.
This is not news. McDonald's has been doing this for years. Only without the soy or steak sauce.
Have you finished lunch, yet?
Please realize that some of us are in different time zones, you jerk.
Have you finished eating for life, then?
In the Sacramento area, there's a Japanese store / Burger joint (hey, it's California...) called Ikeda's. I don't see this helping their marketing efforts.
"Come for nori, stay for the poop!"
When life gives you shit, make shit burgers.
lol
This will be a hit in Germany.
"Mom, if you were in a German schei?e video you'd tell me, right?"
"sure, hon"
Reminds me of that scene
From "The Bucket List"
You're shitting me.
No, the cats beat me to it.
Reminds me of "The Chamberpot List."
This could certainly have applications on long duration space flights, for example. However, unless it can be made far more cheaply than real meat - and the video points out that right now, it cannot - I don't see this enjoying success as a consumer good.
I imagine you can only recycle your poop so many times. What happens when you use the poop that already contains recycled poop?
"We're gonna make you eat our shit. Then shit out our shit. Then re-eat the shit made from the shit you just shit."
It's shit all the way down.
damn dirty schiznos
You just invented the shitty-shit burger.
"unless it can be made far more cheaply than real meat - and the video points out that right now, it cannot - I don't see this enjoying success as a consumer good."
Uh, it's NOT the cost that deters me.
Once the statists impose an individual mandate under the commerce clause, $$$.
Of course your bowel movement is regulated (ha, a joke!) by the Commerce Clause.
Well regulated, by amendment #2.
Can't wait to see all the stupid hipster foodies gleefully chiding down on this.
Chowing...fuck
We'll force this on our kids' lunch menu.
That's what I've been asking for all along.
But it's so healfy, why won't anyone listen ta me and eat healfy.
This shit might actually be better for the kids than the shit public schools serve now...
My favorite part is how the head researcher declares that the butt meat should be roughly the same cost as normal meat to be commercially viable. It seems like it would have to be MARKEDLY cheaper than normal meat for people to eat it.
Also, turd sammich.
Also, note that he's probably using Japanese beef as a reference point, which is at least twice the cost of American beef. I can find $45/lb. cuts of steak in many supermarkets. Granted, the guy's in Okayama, which is in the middle of nowhere.
For churches, schools, prisons, ski resorts... other venues that love to serve Grade F meat to their suckers, err - patrons... its a dream come true. Toss those turds onto the grill!
For churches, schools, prisons, ski resorts... other venues that love to serve Grade F meat to their suckers, err - patrons.
Where does Taco Bell fit into all of this?
They will buy the shit of those who have eaten the shit burgers and turn it into tasty taco filling.
They go out of business?
Hey I'm a farmer.
Subsidies for all!
I will give this a two word review which simply reads: "Shit Sandwich."
...and dogs love it! Lucky looked so pleased while munching on horse duties from the track on Pelham Pkwy., but it gave him the worst breath.
I like the way even the guy's pointer has a fake hand on it.
How is this supposed to be any more "environmental" than a cow? I can't see this process takes less energy to produce a burger than the traditional way. There are better uses for shit: fertilizer.
As disgusting as this is (and it is extremely so), the space enthusiast in me sees some silver lining to this shit colored cloud
This is exactly the same as the fictional example mentioned in Gulliver's Travels, where Gulliver visits the hovering city of Laputa ("the Whore"). A satire on the pretensions of professed scientists, there's one who has developed sausages made from human excrement. (He offers a sample for Gulliver to try, who declines). I think this researcher is next to the one who has perfected the method of 'distilling moonbeams from cucumbers'.
This country has been eating shitburger since January 2009 (before that it was mostly a shit sandwich).
Even my solutions to AGW aren't this shitty.
Hey, if people were okay with the idea of stillsuits in Dune to filter and recycle sweat and urine into drinkable water, why shouldn't they be okay with this? It's just the solids version!
As long as they get the e. coli completely out of it, of course.
So... that would be a stoolsuit?
give (sh)it to mikey!
he'll eat it.
he'll eat anything!
I don't think Annette Schwarz would have a problem with this.
Great, now I have to google Annette Schwarz to find out what you mean.
(pause)
German porno actress.
Now I get it.
Can this really be ascribed to acting? Seems like something like this requires the dedication of true belief....
Could you call the folks who prepare these poop burgers for shipping "fudge packers"?
[spit-take]
Holy hamburger.
More ketchup please.
that's not ketchup.
eeeuwwwwwww
Waiter, what's this corn doing in my shitburger?
That's nutty, sir.
"The researcher was inspired after watching the film Human Centipede, which due to it's bizarre sexual nature, was an enormous hit in Japan."
My friend told me about that movie. I'm not going to see it.
As always, our Commonwealth brethren lead the way:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lFg_Jy0c_g
Wash it down with some fly agaric enhanced urine for a mighty fine meal!
"It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks and become one with all the people." - Chairman Sheng-ji Yang, "Ethics for Tomorrow"
Nice Alpha Centauri reference 🙂
Ron:
If you really want the Pulitzer, you are going to have to take a bite and tell us what you think.
The secret ingredient is stercobilin!
"If I get to be married to Barb i'll have total control of Sunnyvale, and then I can unleash a shitnami tidal wave that'll engulf Ricky and extinguish his shit-flames forever. And with any luck, he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shit-waves."
Funny, no mention of the shit-burger.
+ 1
Just spent my lunch hour watching me some trailer park boys.
Good stuff
Ok, things are gonna have to get a lot worse before I, uhh, yeah.
It isn't just the shitheating aspect either.
There's something cannibalistic about this too.
Oh, and isn't this sort of how Mad Cow Disease started?
Oh, very well.
We'll start with horse shit, then.
That's called a Garden Burger.
We called 'em road apples.
Apparently sewage is processed into cattle food in some countries but I think the problem with mad cow is that the Brits were processing offal into cattle feed.
Or at least that is what one article I read reported.
Using sewage and/or offal in cattle feed was apparently seen as 1) a way to use otherwise waste materials and 2) to preserve grainstocks, which were comparatively rare in postwar Europe, for human consumption.
My understanding was that they were using the least costly parts of the cow innards--that were contaminated with cowshit--and giving it back to cows as cowfeed.
In all seriousness, my understanding is that the disease that cannibals used to get was "kuru"--which was a lot like Mad Cow disease was.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)
From this amateur's perspective, anyway, Mad Cow came from similar cannibalistic practices--cows eating cows--just like that "kuru" prion disease...
And both diseases cause holes forming in the brains of the infected.
So I'd want to see this tested thoroughly before I jumped in and tried it--that's for sure.
Turd Sandwich now has an unfair advantage!
"poop burgers may be the future of food production as manufacturers try to stray away from the livestock industry and lower their carbon emissions."
Uh huh. I'm sure they'll do this out of the goodness of their hearts + consumer demand for eating shit; rather than, say, government edict.
I took a poop burger in Japan once.
You took a poop burger or left a poop burger. I am confused.
Just wait until the shitburger lobby/WM gets a rep in DC. We'll have the decree that all burgers must contain 15% human feces in them. FML.
Well, I'm off to lunch.
(A little nostalgia for the old folks)
You're soaking in it!
+ colgate
It's both feces and a burger!
Honestly, if it is sanitary, nutritional and tastes good, I see no reason not to eat shit derived products. Eating shit is bad because it is unpleasant and unsanitary. If you remove those factors, the only reason not to eat it is a pointless squeamishness.
And, if you take Beano? before, there'll be no gas!
Recycle input to vomitoria, and we'll talk.
The environmentalists are seeing haw far they can push us. That's what this is.
The leftist pranksters/fraud operation called the Yes Men jokingly promoted the same idea once -- as a commentary on the purportedly cruel fate of hungry people under capitalism -- so I'd be wary until there's plenty of confirmation it's real.
This was my thought too, it was specifically recycling sh*t into burgers. Fairly certain this is fake as well.
Todd Seavey: I did say "if it's not a spoof."
It is kinda funny to see that even a transhumanist can still be susceptible to the ick factor.
It puts the "human" back in transhumanist!
Ken Shultz: Prove scientifically that eating shit will make people younger, smarter, and live longer, then ....
🙂
I see the point, and I'm out on a limb here...
But couldn't this help make long range space travel feasible?
Add a few genetic tweaks and it's Alpha Centauri or bust!
This only works because humans have a lot of waste in our waste... but we do extract protein so recycling our shit for space travel would only work for a few rounds eventually becoming proteinless turd burgers so... fuck it just take a Mcdonalds along
"For those interested in more detail about the process, see the video below."
You fucking assholes. I, no shit, was making hamburgers for lunch. Fuck it. ordering pizza.
No comments on that proctologist inspired pointer?
I'd like to see the amount of fucking money and research went into the initial production of the turdburger. I'd also like to see how mass production of sad turd-burger can possibly become profitable vs. just fucking importing some goddamn beef.
What the fuck, Japan? Why do you insist on dumping money on creating the weirdest shit that no one in the world will want to import?
I was thinking that Washington D.C. could have a new industry as more shit comes out of that place than any other...well maybe New Dehli
*said* burger.
"...professor Ikeda believes that main problem is the psychological barrier."
How refreshing to have someone more intelligent than I am guiding my decisions.
DID NOBODY NOTICE THE LABEL ON THE REFRIGERATOR?
1:34
Japan has given me a legitimate reason to use the term, "turd burger."
(Not to be confused with the term, "turn burglar.")
I have to say that I really don't understand the backlash here. The human body doesn't process some of the nutritional content of your food - this process recaptures and reuses it. Yes, there's a mild "ick" factor until you think about it. All that goes into the food is protein and fat - the same stuff you eat in meat anyway. The bacteria and parts of the feces that are subjectively gross are gone.
Be a little more open-minded.
Oh, and I have to say that I'm also a bit disappointed in Ronald Bailey for setting this "recycling gone too far" tone at the end of the article. He's the last science writer in the world I'd have expected to shun a technology for no good reason.
Chemist: See my response to Ken Shultz above. This is my preferred way of recycling this material.
I notice that Nutri-Blend has been in business since 1973.
The Sewer Socialists in Milwaukee started selling Milorganite in the 20s.
One of the sewage treatment plants in Toronto had a field in front that they would just spread the sewage sludge out in. It was never advertised (and the Metro government never did commercialize it) but there was a pretty steady stream of people who would stop by to pickup a load in sizes that varied from a bushel basket to a pickup truck load.
I wonder if the practice might have stopped due to health concerns. People handling improperly cured human sewage sludge could be in some danger I would think.
Also, recycling treated water from sewage plants for irrigation purposes is very common nowadays.
Some places have such serious water shortage that they are considering adding reclaimed water to the potable water supply after putting it through an additional treatment cycle. I belive some cities in Australia are considering it, if they have not already started.
Why is having plants reprocess shit into food alright, even laudable, but having chemists do it disgusting?
Um, it's poop maybe?
Because plants tend to have a pretty solid success rate when it comes to turning fecal matter into something edible and relatively safe. Besides that and skipping the step of that plant becoming metabolized in a baby cow, which eventually becomes a big cow, which eventually becomes a double-cheeseburger, so I guess it's the 'missing steps' factor.
Lot's of other species eat their own fecal matter because their digestive tracts don't process things well enough first time through. Rabbits for example will eat their crap because they don't digest enough of the grass on the first pass.
I think they do it to reclaim a digestive chemical they need, not for the nutritional content. At least that's why deer do it.
First shit burgers, then shitballs and shit-fried rice.
I've never seen so much use of the word shit in my life.
You people shouldn't knock it 'til you've tried it.
How am I supposed to trust your recommendation?
On the Internet, I don't know if you are a dog!
My exploration of the net has uncovered an odd fondness of the Japanese for poop porn. Could it be that the research team is just really, REALLY into that sort of thing? *shudder*
I suspect there are cheaper ways to feed people than processing their poop, but I can see possible applications for manned deep space missions or ourposts in the future.
Damn. Who would have thunk "Two Girls One Cup" was a viral marketing advertisement?
IIRC, 2G1C was in fact a viral marketing advertisement, albeit for the movie the clip belonged to.
I'm putting my money on hoax. Not a lot of money, mind you.
I'm surprised the French didn't come up with this instead of the Japanese. You know how they are - they'll eat shit if they think it will show what discriminating gormets they are.
They will be the first to turn this into the "must have dish" that douche bags around the world will want to have... "Thats right Penny it's made from the excrement of the peasentry"
if you are bothered by feces in your food, don't eat.
as the Mythbusters discovered with their toothbrushes, there is feces everywhere.
Of course, all this raises an extremely pertinent question: How many times can the same turd be recycled and eaten? Would this give rise to eating the same old shit everyday?
What can brown do for you?
Dirty mouth?
Chowing...fuck
"Chiding down" is the best possible description of "hipster" eating.
'Twas the hand of God that guided you, son. Don't say "fuck" at it.
This is exactly why we have R C'z Law.
Customer: This sandwich is delicious. Can I have another?
Waiter: That'll just be a minute, sir. The cook is on a bathroom break.
"Employees must wash hands after returning to work."
"Employees must wash not hands before returning to work."
Japan, "soyashit" is a term of disparagement, not a recipe suggestion.