Belated GOP Debate Open Thread!
We need an engine called the private sector, etc. Don't be a defeatist, let's hear from you!
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FIRST!
There's nothing Newt likes more than saying others are wrong and he's right.
Oh no she din't!
Bachmann needs to take a step back from the mic.
Newt's pronunciation of Amurrican is several orders of magnitude infuriating than Bush's newkular
Amurican. Newcular. Titties.
Fuck yeah.
These giants among men are not going to stop at a mere thirty seconds.
Bachmann is going to deflect this question by announcing her choice for Vice President.
Please let it be someone named Turner!
ike turner for vice president
Zombie Ike Turner would get my vote
BTO
Romney's plan: make the United States of a state of the UN so that the plan makes sense again.
I thought he was going to say if people don't like it they can move out of the state. I would have had to respect that.
Gotta love how these guys don't seem to bother addressing the actual questions they're asked.
CNN Moderator: Since you used a minute to address a question I didn't ask Mr Pawlenty, I will ask you again and give you another thirty seconds to back away.
Something tells me Paul wouldn't get such consideration (fortunately he doesn't need it since he actually answers questions he's asked).
A US Presidential debate is the LAST place you'll ever get a straight answer. The only comparable Hell of sidestepping and doubletalk is AT&T customer service.
Brilliant!
Pawlenty is such a shallow cunt.
Just turn to Mitt and punch him in the face, Pawlenty.
Pawlenty: Listen, John, if you want me to admit that I'm spineless, well, I'm afraid to.
CNN is focusing on slapping a guy around about calling it "O-Romeny-Care?" Not the actual health care policy?
Horse race and vitriol sells airtime ad space; actual policies don't.
Market failure!
Tim Pawlenty is Brick Tamland. I've never been more sure of anything.
I love lamp! I love lamp.
OH GOG! This is terrible.
Shorter Mittens: "I am too high and mighty for this riff raff, let me speak directly to Obama."
Whenever I see Romeny now, I keep hearing the "Book of Mormon" song "Turn It Off."
Gingrich is pointing at me like I have diamond necklaces to sell.
Time. Time. Time. Time. Time. Time. Time.
"I'm not a libertarian Republican...I'm a mainstream Republican"!
"I don't want to see a candidate being pulled towards any extreme, particularly away from party gatekeeprs like myself."
Which was prefacing a query to Santorum as to whether he'd be too libertarian.
We need a squish!
You got one!
A question for Ron Paul, how many Austrian buzzwords can you fit into 30 seconds? And if you could, please stutter.
Rick Santorum makes me throw up in the back of my mouth a little.
Who names their baby "Newt"?
Newton...
Newton. Like the fig cookies. Middle name Leroy. Like the Last Dragon.
He's off to fight Sho-Nuf with his figgie cookie.
Yeah, I'm concerned that Santorum might be too libertarian too. Good question.
Why is this debate on the "honor system?" Candidates should be zapped if they go over time.
"Invisible buzzer"
I like it!
Hey! We're a notch below people who never cared about politics a day in their lives! Look out, world!
Pawlenty is coming off rather poorly. He looks and acts like a weasel. Why do so many people think this guy has a shot? Santorum is a Christ-prick, as usual. Ron Paul "That's a tough question" FTW, so far.
Ha ha!!
You have no idea how much I agree.
Santorum looks like the kind of guy who throws a hissy fit if his underwear isn't properly folded and neatly stacked in the drawer.
Cain off the rotation for now.
Michelle Bachmann doesnt realize that Michelle Bachmann announces everything she says.
How much time are they given to answer?
However long they ignore the moderator.
Who is Herman Cain? Why is he there and not Gary Johnson?
Cain is running a serious campaign.
He calls it a cam-Cain.*
*Not really.
Given the fact that I'm sure the Kochtopus is behind his campaign shouldn't he call it:
KochCaine?!!!
He's there to fill the jarring-accent void that Palin left.
Cain is running a serious campaign.
No, he's not. A 23% tax on a dollar brings the total to $1.23, and anyone that says otherwise is either lying, or is an idiot.
non sequitur
Cain is running a serious campaign (unlike Johnson) I didn't say he is right on the issues. Besides, the President can't impose a consumption tax and it will never pass Congress.
Cain is so serious that every policy position he's taken amounts to "I'll ask my advisors about that."
So if you earn a dollar and take home 80 cents, that's a 25% income tax rate? Please changing denominators is not lying so long as you are clear about it.
Cereal. Super cereal.
Michelle Bachmann doesn't realize that everything she says is announced.
COMMON SENSE SOLUTIONS! Finally.
Oh jeez, Ron Paul is trying to explain economics in 30 seconds...
Mitt looked completely puzzled.
What do you mean "looked"?
He needs to learn the art of the sound bite.
Tea Party debate on CNN? Susan Roesgen can moderate.
You know we're fucked when the rank and file GOP asking questions at the GOP debate is the Director of Transportation for a fucking college.
Kill me now.
Reserve currency! Paul for Fed Chairman 2012!
...Wait, what are these debaters candidates for?
Silly rabbit, policy specifics are for ... joke candidates. Competitive candidates answer questions with emotional appeals.
Silly rabbit, policy specifics are for joke candidates. Competitive candidates answer questions with emotional appeals.
There is no chance Tim Pawlenty understood a word of what Ron Paul just said
"I grew up in a meat-packing town."
Good God.
Better than a fudge-packing town.
I was in a union. I grew up in the union. I grew up in a union town. And I was in the union. I understand this stuff.
Also, meatpacker.
I am a union!
Drink!
Ron Paul: If he won't spend on a tailored suit, he won't spend on entitlements!
Pawlenty: Anti stupid chumps
What Paul should have said:
"Those jobs are not coming back because they went away almost exclusively as a result of changes in technology. So stop blaming foreigners for the 'loss' of those jobs."
Not to mention that we'll never be competitive with the enormous number of countries with cheap labor providing cheap goods Americans like. Our biggest competitive advantage is in services, period.
Yeah,
Them igrunt furreners ain't as smart as us.
There is always a harkening for a better past; I'm sure in the 1920s people were wishing they were still on the farm - even though farm production was through the roof with fewer people farming. Productivity leading to less and less scarcity is the key.
Not to mention that we'll never be competitive with the enormous number of countries with cheap labor providing cheap goods Americans like.
How "cheap" do you suppose that labor and those goods would be, if we were to stop expanding the supply of money and credit by creating dollars out of thin air?
T-Paw is trying to be the next John Edwards. When asked a question he answers by talking about growing up the son of a mill worker meat packer.
Meat Worker vote pandering?
If he is pro-whore I might like him.
Oh Ron Paul . . . he just can't talk to average Joe's and Jane's without talking over their heads. He's technically correct in his estimations, but he just cannot project those precious nuggets of truth in digestible form.
Silly rabbit, policy specifics are for joke candidates. Competitive candidates answer questions with emotional appeals.
Silly wabbit, policy specifics are for joke candidates. Competitive candidates answer questions with emotional appeals.
Policy specifics are for joke candidates. Competitive candidates answer questions with emotional appeals.
People are smarter than you think.
Bachmann just lost the non-traditional student vote.
Santorum: manufacturing was how we "got down"?? WTF did he just say?
TRICKLE DOWN! He said it.
SIV - Cain is FOR local/state handgun bans and FOR a religious test for federal jobs.
Write him off now.
I was for TARP. I'm a serious businessman and a serious conservative.
But not after they decided not to give 100 percent of the TARP funds to banksters.
Everyone is for religious tests except ACLU members and Reason readers.
We already tried the affirmative action route. Even if he makes noises that some SoCons will ejaculate over.
Thus far, I am not repelled by Bachmann. This is a surprise . . .
3rd most libertarian candidate in the race (unless Palin jumps in).
That's like saying she's the 3rd blackest candidate.
What Michelle Bachman desperately needs is a vibrator and a life.
There's also a hockey game on.
Picture-in-Picture was invented for this.
And (spoiler alert) Boston just scored.
Thrice.
was over early. they will have to break the brewwwwwwwwns hearts in game 7
Silly rabbit, policy specifics are for joke candidates. Competitive candidates answer questions with emotional appeals.
Rush gets a shout-out.
You asswipes can ridicule all you want, but thus far I haven't heard any of these candidates take a position that isn't infinitely more pro-capitalism and pro-freedom than Obama's positions.
I'm actually very surprised by the excellence of Newt's answers thus far.
And Newt just cited the 10th amendment. Holy crap!
Did you just call everyone else an "asswipe" and then go Pro-Newt?
I'm not as generous, but I don't have any problems with Newt's answer on the Boeing issue.
Pawlenty and Santorum still make me cringe, though.
Pawlenty is a shape-shifting Rorschach. Only dumber and less charismatic.
A Keynesian should never talk about being pro-capitalism.
I haven't heard any of these candidates take a position that isn't infinitely more pro-capitalism and pro-freedom than Obama's positions.
It's not at all hard to find a Republican who will say those things. Ron Paul's the one who actually votes that way.
-jcr
Yep. Then free market rhetoric gets blamed for the republicans statist policy failures.
Policy specifics are for joke candidates. Competitive candidates answer questions with emotional appeals.
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Newt is surprisingly good in this debate... At least in comparison to the others. *sigh*
Newt is a reasonably smart, wonkish guy. He is also solid at speaking topically and eloquently (which is something that the GOP has lacked for some time). He's just a statist in too many regards, and that's the problem. He is smart, and he knows he's smart, and as a result, he thinks he can fix everything using govt power./
Being a nasty Christian bully also hurts his prospects with thinking people.
Amen.
Newt isn't even pretending to be running for office right now. He's acting like an analyst. I'm not sure what his step #2 is in his 3 step profit plan.
Perhaps he is setting up the stage for Rick Perry? Why else the shout out to Texas...
Michael Moore offers job to fired Senate page
"Michael Moore, the high-profile American activist and filmmaker, has offered a job to the Senate page who was fired Friday for her stunning protest against Prime Minister Stephen Harper.
...
Moore has become 21-year-old Brigette DePape's most prominent supporter, posting a photo on his website showing her holding up a "Stop Harper" sign in the Senate chamber during Friday's throne speech."
...
http://www.cbc.ca/news/arts/st.....177c24da,1
Fuck M. Moore and fuck you for polluting this thread.
First time I've ever agreed with shrike.
Who are you, and what have you done with the real Shreck?
-jcr
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Competitive candidates answer questions with emotional appeals.
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Silly rabbit, policy specifics are for joke candidates. Competitive candidates answer questions with emotional appeals.
Silly rabbit, policy specifics are for joke candidates. Competitive candidates answer questions with emotional appeals.
Santorum just lost the NBC/TBS late night talk show vote.
You just know that question was chosen to trap Santorum, who is clearly unlikely to be the kind of man who watches late night comedy TV - or any TV at all.
TBN bro, TBN.
Rick Santorum: Leno? Conan? Neither are on TBN so I wouldn't know.
Q: "Astroglide, or KY?"
A: "Either one works up a nice froth."
When I learned about this alternative use of his name, I actually had a slightly more positive impression of Santorum.
Dude...chicken and egg...
Boxers, or briefs?
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Christ, here come the mickey mouse questions on pop culture.
Silly rabbit, policy specifics are for joke candidates. Competitive candidates answer questions with emotional appeals.
I get the feeling that Herman Cain doesn't really know the details of any given issue - just puff and platitude. And . . . WTF? Leno or Conan? What an awful, un-serious question. But hey, it made Santorum look even douchier than normal.
Nearly every candidate's hard-on for manufacturing jobs is depressing.
They've got to prove they have hardware and not flaccid shit like software.
Ron was actually sounding quite mainstream in the last two answers (except the others don't really talk about the Fed).
I'm so glad I'm not watching this. I think I'll go sit by the pool and read from my Kindle. You guys will summarize tomorrow, right? Thanks for doing the hard work.
Episiarch in '12!
I can summarize for you right now Epi.
We are so fucked.
Why do you think I'm not watching? Because I know it will be even worse than I imagine, and that's just fucking terrifying.
Summary:
President Barack Obama arrives in Washington for his second inauguration speech after the GOP puts up a shit campaign with a shit candidate.
Why does CNN have a photo of Romney's faceplate permanantly fixed to the left of the video stream?
I'm holding my avocado rotary phone up to that code and it's not doing a damn thing.
Why is Alan Colmes asking questions at the Republican debate?
Because he's always been a Republican plant to set up doofuses like Hannity. Or maybe the abused girlfriend analogy is more appropriate...
Fuck, Kill, or Marry:
Lou Dobbs, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity
Fuck Sean Hannity cause he's a fucking bastard
Kill Bill O'Reilly because I'm a patriot and not a pinhead.
Marry Lou Dobbs cause I'd fuck him to death
Hannity, O'Reilly, Dobbs
It would be nice to have Gary Johnson there to back that answer up.
Woot! Finally, Paul with a good answer. Shame he wussed out on the manufacturing jobs question.
John Fahey is going to ask a question? This should most likely be rambling.
CNN's polling the audience live: Went up as Cain said no to "to big to fail." That's good news.
King knows his mic is on, right? When he's mumbling while the candidates are talking?
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright
Romney making liquidation noises? No way.
Mitt apparently doesn't feel it necessary to mention how the federales still have a significant equity stake in the auto companies that is currently one-half of what we invested in it.
Romney is so transparently pandering to his right-wing Poltergeist.
Yikes, I don't know if "keep government in its place" is a great phrase to use like 3 seconds after equating government to obama.
Kiss the auto industry. KISS IT!
Romney: "Keep government in its place, and let the private sector create the jobs."
Romney: "Obama gave GM to the UAW."
Santorum: Government to the cronies: just the tip
Romney was for TARP wasn't he? He preferred central planning to the privte sector for financial institutions.
TARP for my buddies saved the financial industry and the money was paid back. The GM bailout against my buddies will kill the auto industry and the money can't really be paid back.
I want Michelle to say "Don't-cha know."
She's controlling the accent pretty well, I must say. She's usually worse.
Speaking of accents - where is Newt from? Sounds like the actor who used to play Ray Romano's ol' man.
You know Newt does look like Frankenstein's Monster.
Yeah, and Romney looks like Herman Munster.
Paulson and Bachmann: Behind Closed Doors.
Rule #34 rears its horribly disgusting head.
You're just not right. Ratfucker.
Steel cage death match between Bachmann and Rethugs BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.
Newt! Stop sounding competent!!!
Old lady is NOT buying what gingrich is selling.
Wow Gingrich, slam on NASA. I love it. Everyone in my hometown is probably pissed though.
"Sadly, and I say 'sadly' because I have a Tasha Yar poster in my office. We should have lift vehicles and a moon base, too."
Newt seems to agree with Rand on the appropriateness of a Federal Govt role in manned space flight... but in the end he said it should be in private hands.
Hfs, the space program? This is really what we're talking about?
Ron Paul was an early supporter of SDI. That was his space program.
Got a citation for that? Doesn't sound like him.
-jcr
Newt - Decentralize Space Programs!
Trillions in debt and none of the Serious Candidates can even bring themselves to say they would cut the fucking space program.
I guess it's Dump on Government Day. And on the eve of Flag Day.
Romney, Cain and Gingrich were for TARP.
T-Paw is/was for central energy planning.
Paul and Bachmann voted against both.
Pawlenty, no one cares about the housing market. Tell us about the meat-packing market.
Ugh, Pawlenty talks about crony capitalism, but everything he's been saying thus far about scaling back government is hedged with private-public partnership talk. How do people figure crony capitalism comes into being?
Must look less "EXTREMIST" to independents.
For relaxing times, make it Santorum Time.
Oh yeah, Ron Paul is here. Forgot.
Ron Paul clearly knows policy, now if only he could learn politics.
Yeah, maybe then he could get elected to Congress for the 13th time.
Ron Paul "The Fed caused autism!"
Good, confident answer from Ron Paul
Whew Paul did very well on the housing question, but he probably scared people with the "housing prices must come down" bit.
Not me. I want to buy a house. Keep on dropping.
Ron Paul always displays a maximum of what Paul Fussell described in Class as "prole jacket gape." His ill-fitting jacket is gaping a full 2 inches in some instances.
Note, by contrast, the the moderator's jacket fits his neck and shoulders perfectly.
Herman Caine doesn't want you to have e. coli. Now, lets talk about housing.
For what it's worth, during Ron Paul's rambling answer, CNN's live poll popped up to 70 (from 50 baseline) for both Republicans and Independents (no Democrats are being polled.)
So this guy Cain owned a pizza chain, and wants the federal government to do food inspections. Fail.
Makes sense in some ways - multi-million dollar corporate pizza chains can absorb compliance costs and de facto bribes much easier than the local shops.
Cain subtext: "I heard your question and I'm going to answer something else."
I kind of like this.
The inside of Ron Paul's brain is just a 30 second looptape about the Federal Reserve stuck on "repeat".
Tell us about China, you're boring otherwise.
It's called "staying on message". Eventually people will get it.
Small government conservatism has basically become huge state governmentism
Did Romney just say "Febbagubbamint"?
Cain: As a Republican businessman in teh food industry, yes, the Feds should be doing food safety. Fanfuckingtastic.
The most important thing the government can do is ensure the safety of the food supply. So the obvious candidate is the one with the most foodservice experience. Or something.
Did Romney just threaten to kill me if I don't pay back my debt?
Why do I keep expecting to see a chainsaw on the end of Romney's arm?
No "terrier-ism" questions yet.
Bush/Cheney is so 2003.
If Gingrich is right that these candidates need to be shaping the message for the Republican party, then their eagerness to take everything unpopular the federal government is doing and have state governments do it is very troubling.
Ok so far . . . All of them pretty much suck, but Paul and Bachmann are better than the rest.
TWITTER! LOOK AWAY BEFORE YOU SEE A WEINER!
Helllooooooo Carole R. Davis! Ah-cha-cha-cha
Independents like that Ron Paul uses a Blackberry, according to CNN's live poll.
Admit it, Ron Paul juts picked his favorite fruit. It has lots of fiber.
Kiss the gay vote goodbye.
Physician, heal thy self's poor choice in ties.
/TEH FED! THE FED! TEH FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
It's the answer to everything!
Except he didn't mention the Fed.
Ron Paul: As an elderly person who many think thinks like a child, trust me on this.
Ron Fuckin' Paul!
Ron Paul: The Man Who Took Eisenhower Seriously.
"End the military industrial complex!"
CNN live poll: Both Independents and Republicans spiked to 90 on cutting military and opting out during Ron Paul's response.
Pawlenty: We need to keep promises that we can't keep.
Pawlenty: Not enough Obama!
I don't quite understand his strategy. "Vote for me, but Obama's actually a pretty cool guy."
Prone to rambling yes,..but every time Paul *doesn't* mention the FED he ends up putting out a solid response
You'd be suprised how many people want to "opt out".
Turn on, tune in, opt out.
Newt, we're falling asleep here.
How could Obama run you over if you were in the back seat?
Shorter Newt: "Cut waste, fraud, and abuse, dang it!"
By the way, is everyone else getting the Cadillac ad EVERY commercial break? Doesn't GM realize they're not getting endorsed here?
I'll let you opt out of the WHOLE SYSTEM!
Fantastic. Medicare Part D is being praised.
If only Santorum were an atheist, he might be okay.
Rick Santorum is talking. YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!
Ron Paul without Isolationism is like Barry Bonds without juice!
DAMMIT!!!! Not fair!
"Fantastic. Medicare Part D is being praised." Why wouldn't you praise it?! Bush policies always worked so well.
While you're fired up, Mr. Cain, let's talk muslims.
IT'S ON BABY!
Santorum always looks like he's about a split second into gazing into the ark of the convenant. Will he melt, explode, or burst into flames?
I think it's the (lack of) lips, or the teeth. Or something.
He would approve your comment.
W00h00 Chile rulez. Wait, we don't have to raise the retirement age because raising it isn't enough???
People: Medicare is transfer program. Stop adding up what you "paid in" and complaining you're not going to get your fair share. It's just like SS. It's a simple transfer, each year, from current earners to retirees. The only thing it "owes" you is to continue to force people to pay into it when you get old yourself.
The only way to get your share of Medicare is to get very sick and stay that way for a long time, once you're old. I don't think anyone actually seeks that.
Flava Cain pussing out on retirement age.
CNN's live poll: Independents like Cain's Personal Retirement Accounts. More so than Republicans (WTF?!)
CNN's live poll: Republicans like Romney, Independents not as much.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Galveston in RP's district?
It is.
I was confused about Romney's response, then I remembered he's on pure attack mode. He's not interested in giving a substantive answer, he's just talking about the blandest generalities, spiced with buzzwords stolen from other candidates playbooks.
Romney like a hockey team with a 1-0 lead ...
speaking of which?
Yeah, but Weiner's the one killing the penalty.
I thought he was the one pulling his goalie?
Man asleep in the audience. First person I'm jealous of for being there.
Someone more eloquent than Bachmann? This could, literally, be anyone.
On cue, "Crongress"
President Besh? Who's he?
Bachmann, why you bringing up old shit?
A ginger! The end is nigh!
Here comes the out-religify segment of the broadcast.
Here's the thing: they keep talking about "our kids."
The people who will be affected by the first large increases in taxes or cuts in benefits related to entitlements are voting age adults, and have been for a while.
Pawlenty - "I suck up to fundies".
This is some supremely thick irony from Santorum. I'm flabbergasted.
TPaw just dropped a God bomb on the mutherfucking HOUSE!!!
+1!!!!!
"Faith and Reason"
Whoops. Santorum just lost the Objectivist vote.
On the other hand, he may have cemented the Thomist vote - which is probably a win for him.
CNN's live poll again spikes above other candidates when Ron Paul answered.
News flash: god gets applause.
Let the Herman Cain trainwreck commence!
Better than that Super 8 trailer.
That wasn't so bad. He just dislikes the bad ones.
Put RP on legal drugs for an easy win, you stupid fucks!
Oops - Flava Cain axed about Muzzies!
"Here's the thing: they keep talking about "our kids."
The people who will be affected by the first large increases in taxes or cuts in benefits related to entitlements are voting age adults, and have been for a while."
Bbb-but you'd have to stop kickin' the can down the road and take immediate action, OH MY GAWD
CNN's live poll: Independents hate Muslims. (Was above 90)
Yeah wtf? I would've guessed Republicans would've been higher that time.
Cain just lost the Wahhabist vote.
Fuck Cain - Neil Boortz sucks his cock - so I hate him.
Neal isn't shillin' for Herman. Expect Boortz to endorse the most "mainstream Republican"
"We have a Constitution..."
And we have an individual mandate.
Newt just Godwinned the shit outta this joint. Debate over!
Nazis! Commies!
Wow, Newt, so gutsy of you to say no traitors in your administration.
CNN live poll: Republicans and Independents both liked Newt's answer. Confirmed: Everyone think Muslims are traitors.
Newt Gingrich: No to hiring enemies of the United States to serve in his administration.
Sadly, too long for a bumper sticker.
Deep Dish - that's at least one Muslim that'll be voting for Cain. Seriously, I went to High School with him. Smart guy.
"Deep Dish", sorry, your position on thin crust pizza was the deciding factor for me casting my vote for you.
Gingrich just clearly stated, and with greater eloquence, what Cain was verbally fumbling about. Good answer too - this is something I consider a libertarian blind spot. If it were me, I would have zero Muslims working in a capacity that asked them to place the Constitution ahead of their faith, since technically, it's impossible for them to do so.
Agree - but same with Christians.
I hate all superstition equally.
How 'bout Joos?
I'll give you a hint: The Constitution isn't a libertarian document.
But Newt hates us Secularists - like me and the FUCKING FOUNDERS!!!
What a fucking tool who thinks he is a historian.
Question for Newt Gingrich: is America ready for a Catholic president?
Too easy - JFK.
better - is USA ready for a rational prez?
But Catholic baiting was happening at the same time as commie baiting and nazi baiting, something Gingrich should have known as a historian.
Newt is FOR baiting.
just not his kind. Easy for him to deflect.
CNN's live poll: Independents like spicy.
Governor Romney just lost the Canuck vote.
Romney: revealing Bruins score came across as very human
The laugh: strange alien.
DADT boring the shit out of everyone and I am pro-gay rights.
FOR THE CHILDREN!!!!
CNN's live poll: Independents not up with traditional marriage.
Independents really like marriage being left to the state.
MICHELLE!!! Michelle!!!
Perfect answer
Pawlenty's words: lost the gay vote
Pawlenty's dimples: bringin 'em right back
Ron Paul won that round.
Government marriage is gay.
Gay marriage?
Seems the candidates are competing for who can be the biggest dick.
Paul lost.
I get what you did there.
"23 Foster kids: Mr. Cain, does that mean Ms. Bachmann has 23 foster kids, or 30?"
WIN!
An amendment would overturn state law.
Is it just me, or is Pawlenty pissing everyone off? Libertarians, sure, but he's the squishiest Republican there. Who likes this guy?
We're actually in 4 wars, T-Paw.
Government marriage is gay as hell.
My favorite part,"I hate fags more than you do!".
Gingrich: No meatgazing or snorkeling allowed in my military!
Bachmann would keep don't ask don't tell but not go into states to overturn their gay militaries
Punish the gays unless they're into that.
Point for Santorum: he is truly authentically disgusting.
Bachmann, as president, would confer with the "commander in chiefs [sic]"
Sanctity of straight life.
I have no idea what's goin' on.
You wanna get high?
Wingnuts - KILL ABORTION DOCTORS!!!
All will agree, of course.
One of these days, a strawman will learn to hit back, and you'll be in deep trouble.
I once heard Bachmann raised 23 foster children. Is that true?
In a row?
Declaration of Independents??? She stole Welch and Gillespie's book title!
Abortion Rights:
Thomas Aquinas 7
Ayn Rand 0
based on these candidates' answers.
Bachmann-5 babies
Ron Paul- FOUR THOUSAND!
Live births per candidate:
Bachmann - 5
Romney - 0
Pawlenty - 0
Paul - 0
Cain - 0
And no, delivering kids doesn't count. That's like leading the league in assists.
+5
Good for her, that doesn't qualify her to tell other women what to do though. Must be nice to be able to afford 5 kids. Not everyone has that luxury.
5 of her own
23 that other people didn't want
I'm sure the 23 are quite happy they weren't aborted
"I'm sure the 23 are quite happy they weren't aborted"
Are you familiar with the concept of 'non-falsifiable'?
Well, we know who's the candidate of the Illuminati.
Goes a long way towards explaining some of her positions - she's obviously had unprotected sex, and it took her 5 episodes to figure out how that works. Good on her for playing mommy to 23 extras - but I don;t feel like being a part of the next 300 million or so she wants to play mommy for.
As long as you get every childless person in your village to pitch in with property taxes, you sure can afford 5 kids. After all, it takes a fucking socialist village to raise 5 kids.
Come on, don't you think you could come up with a conversion ratio, maybe like 1000:1?
This isn't hockey. In my opinion, babies are more like scoring in basketball.
WTF? Have you ever tried dribbling a baby? Dude they don't bounce well and the soft spot in their head makes it super hard to tell which way they are going to rebound off the rim.
T-Paw - "I am more pro-feti than you, bitch!"
T-Paw personally impregnated every woman in sight in Minnesota. That's how Pro Life he is.
T-Paw/Weiner!!!
Where does Bachmann stand on the death penalty?
On your neck?
Deport that bitch!
ROADZZZZ!
Illegal immigration?
ANCHOR BABEEEEEEEEEEEZ!
Sanotrum's a dick and Paul... doesn't really make sense.
Damn! Newt seemed reasonable.
Legal immigration. It's a great wellspring of hard to understand accents.
Somerset County. Sly 9-11 reference.
Paul: Learn to focus.
I came to this broadcast looking for intelligent life....AND COULDN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE.
Except on H&R, bien sur...
Ron Paul just lost Martin Luther's vote.
RAAAAACIST!
Can't we all just get along?
"You'd BEST be recognizing the PROTESTANT compassion, G-Ron! Don't make me get up out this grave fool!" --
When are they going to talk about the Ground Zero Mosque?
Cause THAT's what I want to hear about!
Wait for the Fox News debate.
Mosques and Sharia' 100% all the time - all for you!
Holy crap Ron Paul just shat all over the stage. That was a mess.
The Catholic Church? REALLY?
Ron Paul, PantslessGrandpa for President!
This moderator sucks a gay illegal immigrant's aborted anchor baby's dick!
(NTTAWWT)
ROTFL.
Cleaning up the bureaucracy? Lemon squeezy.
Man, T-paw is almost as reprehensible as Santorum. Cain is actually growing on me a bit. Romney is not coming off very well.
I showed up to this thread with a case of beer and only 1 call to drink. Damned teetotalers.
DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!
I hope that helped. Just trying to be helpful.
Remember to thank Allah and the Holy Prophet Mohammed before you drink your beer.
CNN live poll: Independents seem to be more in favor of anti-immigration policies than Republicans.
He can focus alright. It's always the economy, I mean, the Fed, stupid. Even when no one wants to hear it. That, and the Catholic Church.
Newt Gingrich: Binary Hunter
Bear Patrol!
Cain is holding his own. Too much Muslim baiting though. That's not necessary and is undercutting his credibility.
Can't believe I'm saying this but I actually loved Romney's rebuttal to Cain's Sharia obsession.
SHARIA GROUND ZERO MOSQUE AL QUEDA MOOSLIM ANTI-ISRAEL!
Ground Zero Mosque? What the hell is that?
There are no winners in this debate.
Someone needs to pull their cock out and fuck Michelle Bachmann in the ass to get my vote!
Ooh, wow, an actually good question.
Paul McCartney needs to learn how to read
I'm doing okay so far?
Hell yes! Ron Paul is doin' better on this one.
Ooh, yeah, Paul rehearsed this talking point. I read it earlier.
Specifically the own vs rent point.
Ron Paul is lovable, but obviously not electable. We need to face the truth here. He'd make a great Supreme Court appointee though!
I hate to agree. I agree with almost everything Paul says... when I can understand what he's saying.
He just comes off as really jumpy. Too many of his answers consist of a laundry list, and then he finally stops and elaborates on one.
This.
CNN live poll: Independents like Ron Paul's eminent domain response more than Republicans. (Above 90)
Crowd: Yay for property rights.
There's hope yet.
Maybe already been said, but definitely some Ronulans in the crowd
Romney goes for the Taliban vote.
Energy independence!
Barf.
The best thing about the NH deal is that it probably wouldn't reduce "dependence on furrin oil." It would just steal shit.
Romney: good stuff good, uh, America, get on track baby.
See, Santorum is relatively good on economics. He's pointing in the right direction, though his arrow stops a bit short.
There's a lot of Ronulans period bro, they follow him around like flies on shit.
Haha T-Paw a little too quick with the "coke" call. Better get SWAT on the stage during the commerical
Oh good... They're going to address the War on Food.
The ethanol subsidy is perhaps the single worst policy in the past 20 years. Unless you want to see people around the world die of starvation. And have your car engine destroyed from the inside.
The threat always seems to come from the inside, doesn't it?
John King just lost the Royal Crown vote.
Ever see the Boston Legal episode where they compared Pepsi and Coke to Republicans and Democrats, and then called third parties Royal Crown? Was awesome.
HELL yeah, foreign policy up next. This is about to get NASTY!
Can't wait for the Chamberlain accusations!
Pawlently's "Coke" answer was the clear winner now - for the crucial Southern vote.
Hands down winner.
No, for the southern vote the correct answer would have been 'RC'.
You mean "Dr. Pepper".
Rapid poll: who do you fuck in the ass first? Bachmann or Palin?
yes
Skeptical of both. Seem too fertile. Don't know how it would work, but it just seems too risky.
Foreing policy's next? Where's HERCULE TRIATHLON SAVINIEN to explain it all? I need me some HTS...
Romney: against private property taking, except when it serves to build a stadium for the Boston Bruins.
Heh, we're about to hear some Neo-Cons argue that it's a good thing that we have 900+ military bases around the world. We're in for a treat! Ron Paul is gonna kick some ass on this part.
SUBWAY has my vote, so far
Is that Mike Ditka asking the FP question?
Is that Mike Ditka asking the FP question?
Does the winner get to impregnate Michelle Bachmann? And what if she wins? A strap-on session with Santorum?
Fuckin' Romney, wants to hand it right back to the terrorists
Ha! Great spit take from the soldier on the Taliban gaffe.
Romney: neverrrr leave
Romney, you slimy cunt.
The Talibanian Canidate
Romney won the Pashtun vote.
Endless War baby!
The Beach Boys next album
Oh GAWD!!!
GOP anti-matter "Lets be anti-war" after Bush/Cheney rah rah war love.
I am truly sick.
Go Ron Paul!
I'm commenting without even watching!
EastAsia. I mean Eurasia! Eurasia!
Go Ronnie, go Ronnie, go Ronnie...
CNN live poll: Independents liked Ron Paul when he said "Libya." Didn't like anything else he said.
Paul's up to date compared to Paws, more than two wars.
Wow, I turned this shit on for a few moments of respite from the pathetic excuse for hockey the Canucks are playing. Romney is worse.
If it makes you feel any better, I think the Bruins have a few Canadians on their team, too.
It doesn't! Vancouver is my former hometown, and those goofy Canadians will lose their shit if they win the cup. If home ice advantage holds out, maybe the Canucks can pull it off in game 7, because they aren't looking good so far.
In hockey, early leads were made to be lost. So don't give up.
I'm rooting for orcas since the bears beat my Bolts.
Ron Paul: Our troops making things worse.
So Republicans still like bombing foreign countries, apparently. Independents are a little more intelligent, however.
*barf*
GAWD! Quit verbally fellating the military! GET ON WITH IT!
yeah, that's what caused me to *barf*
Me too. Platitudes AND time-wasting! How presidential.
Pawlenty, shut the fuck up you fucking phony-ass motherfucker.
Ron Paul just killed that debate better than a SEAL team takes down terrorist leaders
I can't watch any more. 5minutes is too much.
Bye, all!
that motherfucker. Invoking "support the troops" is forced applause. You can't not clap, that's treason.
Try not standing up for the National Anthem. Baseball fans can be so mean.
Yeah, but I'll stand for that. Tpaw is just a pandering whorebag, baseball less so.
Pawlenty is such a douche.
bag.
"Sept. 11th" Drink!
CNN live poll: No one likes Libya.
who's this bitch?
You know who else likes to "lead from behind"?
OK I'm outta here for real...
Buttman.
Fuck the Frogs!
"Leading from behind."
"We're the head, not the tail."
Are we back on DADT?
I like RP saying hey, THE POTUS RULES THE MILITARY, and NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND! I hate all this deference to the Pentagon. "I'll listen to the Generals" is bullshit!
Took some serious nuts to say that! Wow.
Okay, everyone, the debate is almost over. What's the official storyline going to be for this one? Let's see:
"Romney steady, Bachmann makes a big splash."
That was what they were prepping up beforehand, I believe.
Newt didn't slit his throat.
We're not a "bottom".
Go Michelle! No vital national interest in Libya!
fraNCE!!!
I like how she got louder when she said it.
Bachmann: North africans and arabs fighting dictatorships are Al Qaeda terrorists in sheeps clothing.
Same with Newt.
Fundamentally! Drink!
Libya was the second-largest producer of people who wanted to kill Americans in Iraq?
Maybe we shouldn't fucking be in Iraq.
Note to Bachmann: Libya bombed a German disco full with American servicemen.
...25 years ago
GOOD question.
Greg Salts: Fire the troops.
what the fuck did herman cain just babble?
For the first time, a candidate was hoping for that 30 second mark.
Luntz's classroom of 'tards will eat it up.
Cain clearly inherited his way with words from his grandmother.
Oh my god Cain paraphrased his grandmother!
He knows the answer to his own question.
Military Question: Awesom
Santorum's a dick.
THE SOVIETS ARE COMING!
Ron Paul - clear winner.
But not based on performance - based on the others douchebaggery.
How the republican party has fallen when the least articulate also appears to be the smartest.
Appears to be? Try "is".
I'm calling it: Romney/Santorum: Lack of Affect for American in 2012!
Fecklessness. I'm impressed.
God I hate Romney.
Foreign policy CLUSTERFUCK!
I'm totally fine with that Lithuanian military base over in Crown Heights.
What the fuck is with that moderator's mumbling?? It's not even mumbling - it's like "Erp.Um.Erp.Hmm.Erp." I almost expect to see him twiddling his knob when the camera pans to him. CREEPY!
I kinda liked this Cain guy when he played the cop in "Die Hard", and the dad in "Family Matters" As a candidate, not so much.
Polls represent a burumiter?
That is one of the stupidest questions ever. Wtf does talking about polling have to do with being president?
they can't help but reference Palin, she looms large
Wait, the VP question was worse.
Biden's shining example of buffoonery is his opinion on Iraq?
Probably THE best question of the night, putting them on the spot and making them dis Biden at the same time
Pawlenty: Iraq Mission Accomplished
CNN live poll: Everyone liked the Biden bashing; Independents didn't like Sarah Palin support.
Pawlenty is campaigning for Palin.
Barf.
Independents dove when Paw said Palin was qualified to be Pres.
T-Paw "Iraq shining example of success"
Someone put a buttplug in that idiots mouth!
Ask Santorum.
If by success you mean having a car bomb explode outside a police station in Basra, killing five: http://www.upi.com/Top_News/Wo.....t=hs&or=tn
Interesting, independents don't like "moderate" Romney's response as much as Republicans.
Independents seem to like Ron Paul. WTF?
PICK GARY JOHNSON. DO IT.
DRINK
HAHAHAHA, hilarious surprise: Paul's litmus test is how you feel about the Fed.
Lol, Ron Paul cracks me up.
"They haven't even told me how they feel about the Federal Reserve, yet!"
Thattaboy Ron!!
Ron, you could have said Gary Johnson and taken CNN to task. Fastball right down the fucking middle.
True. RP isn't a A-ready.
But he is still the WINNER!!!!!
RP!!! YeeHAW Motherfuckers!!
As a new commenter, let me join in a tradition of veteran commentators on H&R.
Shut the fuck up, Shrike.
Join the list of failures!!
Fast learner
Well he did technically answer the question. But man that was kind of cold.
The libertarian subset of the Republican field seems to be more hostile to each other than the rest of the candidates are to each other.
Of course. You should usually try first to knock out the candidate most similar to yourself.
+1. I had that in real time too. It wasn't that hard.
OMG Newt you make me sick.
Bachmann: I've learned about the goodness of Americans in the last 2 hrs.
Barf.
If Michele Obama had said that, tomorrow's headline would have been why she didn't think America was good before tonight.
I was thinking the same thing regarding Bachmann. 2.1 hours ago she thought Americans where a bunch of assholes.
I still think that.
New Hampshire is so great because they're so easily pandered to!
Iraq will cost around $3 trillion. That's $10,000 per American.
I'm sorry, it better be a pretty damn awesome place with cheap beer and nice women that Americans can go to for free for anyone to say it was worth it. Last I checked, it was full of sandstorms and car bombs.
I learned that CNN wants to limit the candidates' time to answer, so they would have time to ask irrelevant questions about boxers or briefs.
T-Paw just stole the Beantown vote.
yes -the 30% GOP vote.
What a dipshit.
the pandering whore is strong in this one.
However, he did astutely calculate that Canadians don't vote.
Think of the children!!!
Oh the people of New Hampshire! *gargle gargle*
Keep gargling.
Oh the people of New Hampshire! *gargle gargle*
Wait. This whole time that wasn't Anderson Cooper moderating?
Fuh duh chilluns and grandchilluns!
I've learned to live a little more. I've learned to love a little more. I've learned that my back hurts when I stand too long at a lecturn. And before the debate, back in the greenroom, I learned to try harder not to sit on my own balls. I just about cried back there.
That's Newcular Titties, Anderson Cooper. Get it right!
Paul really REALLY should've said Gary Johnson. That would've been awesome.
How will Frank Luntz spin this debacle?
Off to Pravda!
Winners: Bachmann and Paul. Everyone else . . . losers, by degree. Gingrich actually made some spot on observations. Cain was ok, but he cannot master the issues with the requisite authority to make him a real consideration. Santorum/T-Paw/Romney . .. all of them are basically the same level of evil.
Basically how I view the whole thing.
I'll third that.
Bachmann was less than impressive mostly. As much as I disagree with Gingerich at times, he is articulate and a good orator. I like Cain's speaking style -- very direct -- but the Muslim-baiting's gotta go. Santorum -- again, disagree with him on lots of stuff but he makes good points. As for T-Paw, I can't understand why anyone takes him seriously. He almost put me to sleep every time he talked. Hopefully he'll drop out soon and he'll probably kiss up to Romney -- I think he's positioning himself as a VP candidate right now. Seriously how much better would this debate have been if Gary Johnson had been there instead of Tim Pawlenty? He was a way better governor than t-paw, that's for sure.
Edit -- meant to say Santorum makes ARTICULATE points, not "good" points.
Agreed. Bachmann presented herself well. The dumbest thing she said was the contradiction of not trying to change an individual state's marriage laws while also supporting a constitutional amendment to ban same sex marriage. Paul mumbled a lot and actually to my surprise I wasn't that satisfied with many of his answers. He actually didn't sound that different from the other candidates, other than having a much much clearer understanding of economics. Everyone else took at least one idiotic position. Romney didn't denounce Romneycare, Pawlenty was for "fair trade," Cain avoided taking a position on issues and made a bizarre comment on muslims, Santorum is running a purely social conservative campaign and Gingrich reinforced his campaign staff's decision to abandon him.
The dumbest thing she said was the contradiction of not trying to change an individual state's marriage laws while also supporting a constitutional amendment to ban same sex marriage
I'm going to her credit on being wrong on policy but neither dumb nor inconsistent. She said she wouldn't use her 'power as the president' to overturn state marriage laws. A constitutional amendment is a different thing. (and which everyone else except Paul supported wrongly too)
I love how Republicans support amendments that have no way in hell of actually passing. Great way to throw scraps to the mob without actually doing anything (in this case it's actually a good thing nothing gets done).
Be prepared for an onslaught of left-wing feminist fury against Michelle Bachmann which will make the previous effort against Palin look like a pillow fight.
Won't happen - yet, unless MB becomes famous.
The liberal whores I know (and love) are for Tina Fey and anti-SP.
MB needs some Big Exposure first.
Meh -- that's not going to happen. Bachmann is a lot more composed and disciplined than Palin, at least as far as I can tell. She's more businesslike. Not as good bait for press attacks.
I see someone has forgotten how easily Ms. Bachman's buttons can get pushed, and she can spout off the most knee jerk response a good marionette of the media can deliver. . .
Be prepared for an onslaught of left-wing feminist fury against Michelle Bachmann which will make the previous effort against Palin look like a pillow fight.
The Nobama sign won the debate.
http://www.theonion.com/articl.....for,20680/
Everyone was nice. And everyone but Paul was basically the same (which is not a big surprise)
I bet everyone that was on that stage (and their advisors - where they exist) already realizes that everyone can't keep being nice and being the same and overtake Romney.
I really would have liked to have seen Johnson in this debate. This is exactly the kind of debate I was afraid of. Everyone is super cordial, Ron is his usual self and Mitt walks away looking the best. He is cleverly positioning himself as RP lite on many issues.
He's positioning himself as everyone-lite. Taking bits and pieces of conservative talking points and mixing them into his generic campaign speech bullshit.
Turn it off
T-Paw is one of the most submissive candidates I've ever seen for president. He totally rolled over for Romney on the Robama care question. How obsequious can you get?
just you wait. I'll bet T-paw can be more spineless than a worm. He the "safe" inoffensive choice that makes everyone vomit.
You're too kind to T-Paw.
Is Romney really the shoe-in to loose to Obama next year or can any other of the candidates on that stage be the one to fail?
I wish Ron Paul would have done better. His responses fealt good. But his response regarding the Fed seemed too intellectual, and not enough to convince the hoi polloi of a problem. Time for more malt liquors.
I like turkey pot pies, they are delicious.
I thought there was going to be a section where CNN asks candidates their opinion of various Palin emails.
Gibbs is right now trying his best to shine the turd that is Obama, but CNN isn't letting him use his Blame Bush polish.
I'm happy the SPYder is up 90% under Obama after an ass-whipping under Dumbya.
But hey, call me a crazy capitalist!
you better go to cash, dumbass.
Not one damned question about the drug war or the militarization of the police. Nothing about government drug policy. Nothing. Do these guys even live in the US?
I'm just glad they brought it up at the last debate at all. I'll say this for Fox News -- they're not afraid to get the candidates a little more fired up and stir some controversy with their questions. In fact their questions are more confrontational, and I think that was positive.
Don't forget the part about actually including the candidates. I think Fox must have had Gary Johnson on at least 4-5 times since it was known he would be excluded from the CNN debate, including being on Stossel for an entire hour with a rundown on his platform that was more clear and fruitful than anything from this debate.
Pretty tame I must say. I guess they yieled to the Gipper's 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not speak ill of another Republican.
Granted, there were differences but didn't this seem like the Ron Paul show? The answers were almost always in the same court..at times it felt like they were trying to out RP each other.
. . .and with that, the clowns piled back into the car, and weaved off into the sunset. . .
I told you the media would be all over Romney and Bachmann as "the story".
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Most timid boring fucking debate ever.
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