Eat As I Say, Not As I Eat
New York City Councilman Leroy Comrie (D-Queens) wants to emulate San Francisco by banning Happy Meals. Like the ban that will take effect in the City by the Bay this December, Comrie's bill would prohibit toys tied to kid's meals unless the food meets specific nutritional guidelines. Comrie says he wants to save kids from the evil machinations of fast food chains that "target and lure in the most vulnerable members of our society." But who will save Comrie? As his vegetarian wife informed the New York Post, he does not go to McDonald's for the toys:
If you want a big example of how not to eat, just take a look at City Councilman Leroy Comrie, his wife told The Post.
The super-sized Queens Democrat seeking a ban on McDonald's Happy Meal toys is himself a cautionary tale on the consequences of scarfing down too many Big Macs, Marcia Comrie said.
"He doesn't do it in front of me -- he knows it's the bane of my existence," she said of her 335-pound husband's fast-food-devouring ways. "But the results are there for anyone to see."
Comrie's wife, 54, a vegetarian who "does yoga and watches every morsel" she eats, said the councilman eats healthy at home but cheats when he's out.
"He's not averse to healthy eating," she said. "He actually enjoys when I make him a wholesome breakfast, and he likes when I cook him tofu.
"But by lunchtime he could be having spare ribs -- or a Big Mac."
Comrie, 51, who counts Slurpees among his weaknesses, once shed 100 pounds eating a diet of nothing but salads and water, said his wife, a writer.
"Unfortunately, no man can live on salads and water alone, and he ends up going in for those quick meals -- which I hesitate to even call meals."
The councilman's weight has fluctuated over the years, but the toy-ban bill is important to him because he knows that "once you lay down a foundation of bad eating habits as a child, it's very hard to shake them," she said.
Presumably New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg would say the same thing about his salty, salty ways.
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That image screams for a an alt text.
It's there. Hover longer.
No alt text that I can see in the page code. Was it deleted to avoid legal issues...?
Mine: "D-Queens"? I'd say double-D, at least!
I Am In ur Base Killing Your McD0n0lds!
You're welcome!
"Yeah, I ate Charlie Rangel. Wanna make somethin' of it."
Did he taste like rusty coins?
So because this fat fuck doesn't have any self control, he has to take it out on everyone else within his domain?
Game. Set. Match.
It must be those hyperpalatable double quarter pounder with cheezes.
How does this fat fuck wipe his ass? Does he need like an extra large toliet to support his fat ass? A large capacity crapper to process his large ass dumps?
How does this fat fuck wipe his ass?
Um, he's on the NY City Council. They just pay a municipal worker to do it.
They just pay a municipal worker to do it.
Reminds me of the picture on the intertoobs of that poor woman standing behind the elephant with the hefty bag.
Oh, here he is at home.
I wonder if he supports low flow toilets..
"STOP ME BEFORE I ORDER THE KING SIZE AGAIN!!!"
"But by lunchtime he could be having spare ribs -- or a Big Mac."
Or both...by the looks of him.
It seems to be, New York City could do more by banning lunch breaks for city workers.
The last time I saw this guy, he was riding a minibike with his twin brother on the back of Guinness Book of World records.
Oh, and you spelled Leroy Commie wrong.
He and the White House's Nanny Big-Butt are going to save the nation.
I took a shit in Queens once.
Are you an elephant, by chance?
Well, if we can have a Peace Laureate perpetuating wars.....
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he likes when I cook him tofu
A-ha!
His decades-long plan to get fat enough to "accidentally" smother that bitch in bed is almost complete, and the horrible tofu-wife press he's letting her leech off his ban proposal is pre-emptive jury tampering.
The man is a genius?and a half.
(There has to be a partially digested Asian kid in that pile somewhere.)
I'm half the man he is.
"target and lure in the most vulnerable members of our society"
And Leroy has a vulnerable member, let me tell you!
If you don't like fast food, then don't eat it.
Now, was that really so hard?
I don't what his wife looks like, but I'd bet she's fucking the poolboy.
Well, Leroy's dick would have to be 2 feet long just to get the tip in, so you're probably right.
He is black, though. And you know what they say about black men?
Linky.
Based on the look of her kids, she may have been fucking Tiger Woods. They look at least 1/4 asian.
They're apparently of West Indian descent. There's a sizable Chinese community in Jamaica.
This seems appropriate.
A vegetarian, yoga-ite, and writer. Sounds like she doesn't do a lick of work other than live with her own goddamn taxpayer-supported meal ticket.
So am I the only one thinking that he wants to get rid of the happy meal demanding children & families so his trips to McDonalds go faster?
The Nutty Professor 3: What a Dick
Comrie...once shed 100 pounds eating a diet of nothing but salads and water, said his wife, a writer.
That's absolutely not a healthy recipe for weight loss. Cutting your calories by that much is going to slow your metabolism to a crawl, which defeats the whole purpose.
Two pounds a week is generally accepted as the maximum rate of weight loss that won't make you sick after a few weeks. I seriously doubt this guy was on salads and water for a year.
*shrug* Maybe he added some exercise in there too.
Can you imagine that behemoth becoming a salad shooter?
The "generally accepted" wisdom is actually wrong in this case. For someone that overweight, if he went on a low-carb/high-protein diet, he could lose weight at double that rate and still feel great (after the initial few days of carb "withdrawal").
Just in case anyone is interested, read Gary Taubes's book "Good Calories, Bad Calories". It's basically a compilation of the health science behind low-carb diets (that's been ignored/buried due to political agendas... vegetarianism, grain industry political contributions, environmentalist opposition to animal husbandry, etc.).
One last thought. The Inuit have lived on nothing but meat and fish for centuries and they don't get rickets, scurvy, or beriberi (diseases we've always been taught are caused by lacking vitamins D, C, and B1, respectively, i.e. one of the reasons a "balanced" diet is recommended).
I'm honestly amazed at how many independent-minded thinkers here blindly accept the conventional AMA party line on diet and health.
Saturated fat is totally unhealthy, that's why animals and tropical plants use it to store energy.
He just needs to exercise more, how does a morbidly obese person like Comrie exercise without injuring themselves?
Walking.
There is a reason that it is always the first suggestion.
While I kind of agree with your general point, if that's what you're using as evidence, you need to go back to the drawing board. Humans can synthesize Vitamin D from sunlight, and raw meat (which the Inuit ate) contains small but nontrivial amounts of Vitamins C and B1 (liver, especially). I do agree that most people don't realize that US RDAs are probably hugely overstated, though.
Extreme dieting & exercise like that is apparently what killed Bob Cogen. I don't know if any of you would remember him, though.
I am among the formerly obese.
True, salad alone is not a safe diet. Your body needs the fat. Seriously. I lost almost 4 lbs/week for 8 months low carb/high fat. I felt great. And I've kept it off.
Personally, I found the text you eliminated, "Comrie, 51, who counts Slurpees among his weaknesses," the most telling. Have you ever known anyone who has cravings? What do they binge on? Candy, sodas, potato chips, starchy, sugary, snacky junk. Have you ever known somebody who did the same thing with steak? Pork roast? Trout?
Nope. Ever wonder why?
"Have you ever known somebody who did the same thing with steak? Pork roast?"
Yeah, me. Don't leave me alone with a roast if you want some. But I'm not fat, so there you go.
Fair enough. I find the obsession that obese people have with starches fascinating. "Oh! I could never go without my bread!"
I'm with you about meat. Where I live good bbq is hard to find and expensive, so I make my own bbq, usually with my own rubs and sauces. Pulled pork shoulder, beef brisket, back ribs, spare ribs, short ribs, whatever.
And while I'm still fat, I'm a lot skinnier than I was!
Honestly, I'll do the same thing with bread, if it's tasty enough. I think the main thing is that 1) I'll only do that if it is actually tasty and 2) I can eat 3500 calories at a sitting and then forget to seek out food for a day or two.
I feel bad for the obese- I'm lucky in that I really enjoy food, sporadically. I don't ascribe my slimness to any sort of virtue- it's rather a matter of forgetfulness, I think. That and enough nervous energy to burn off a lot of calories.
Which means your fat cells are working properly.
Believe me, I didn't lose 125# and keep it off using discipline. That would be like a lamb fighting off the predators with it's skillful tactics, ferocious fangs, deadly claws and adamant armor.
Low fat turned out to be all wrong, saturated fat being bad was off, but that does not mean you literally cannot eat carbohydrate. There are enough healthy people eating carbs to attest to that (any of the supposed "blue zones" especially).
Sure. I know the difference between low carb and no carb. I never followed the Induction Phase literally anyway. I had family and social events, so began the tradition of 1 "cheat meal" each weekend. And I still lost about half a pound a day.
Besides, as a libertarian, I understand there are individual differences among people, and this is also true biologically. Some people handle large amounts of freely available carbs better than others. I don't, so for me, carbs are what food eats.
I think they used this guy on the set of 'Godzilla', and then added the weird-looking dinosaur because you can't have Councilmen, let alone DEMOCRATS, fucking up skyscrapers with their worthless, fat, authoritarian asses.
335lbs,that's all? Did he take a 200lb shit or something?
Maybe if he's 5' 3"
I heard an interview with him on the radio, and the host, Joe Crummey, asked him how many 4 year olds buy their own happy meals, and Comrie's response was that sometimes it's too hard to say no to kids, especially when they throw tantrums. THAT is his reasoning for this law.
Just say No.
I'm still trying to figure out why we would deny a high-fat diet to kids whose brains are growing like crazy.
He's the talk show host that almost died,
and he ain't no dummy
He was so sao happy at the KFI Mic
cuz he's Joe Crummy
The he disappeared for like a whole decade
He left for cities where he might once again be paid.
Joe Crummy, LA misses you and your Joe Crummy Show.
(BTW, his first name is Edward. Call him "E.J." and he'll know you go way back. Ask about his evil side.)
Another hypocritical, two-faced, elected nanny.
Quelle suprise.
Guess we did find out what happened to Two and a Half Men.
He better not go sitting on any walls anytime soon.
lol, that dude seriously needs to go have another cheeseburger lol.
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Good luck with this country ever waging a war against bulimia or anorexia, we like our chicks skinny.
Face it people, the war against obesity has nothing to do with health. The diet industry is worth $65 billion, they control the media and the politicians. Good thing Leroy there doesn't have to get on a scale to keep his job.
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I'm sure Mr. Comrie, like any committed nanny-statist, is only proposing this law For Our Own Good. So I have a modest counter-proposal. Let's make it against the law for anyone named Leroy Comrie to eat at any restaurant, anywhere in New York, on pain of being fined $1,000. And let's make sure he gets caught by offering a $500 reward to anyone who snaps a picture catching him in the act.
I'm sure he will thank us for being so concerned for his welfare.
Good share..thanks...
He makes Chris Christie look anorexic.
yes,I'm still trying to figure out why we would deny a high-fat diet to kids whose brains are growing like crazy.
I commend the councilman's intentions, but shouldn't this be a parent's responsibility rather than the government's? Then again, there are too many parents not responsible themselves.