It's been an abysmal few years at New York's Court of Appeals. First, the Empire State's highest court voted to rubber stamp the despicable Atlantic Yards land grab, thereby allowing corporate welfare recipient Bruce Ratner (and his ugly allies) to profit at the expense of homeowner Daniel Goldstein, the fine folks at Freddy's Bar, and other Brooklyn property owners and residents. Then the Court of Appeals allowed New York state to use eminent domain on behalf of—and in collusion with—Columbia University, thereby privileging the elite private institution at the expense of family business owner Nick Sprayregen. So it's a strange day indeed to find good news coming out of that flawed judicial body. But as the Associated Press reports, the Court of Appeals just got one right:
Slices, hooks and other errant shots are a common hazard on the links and a golfer can't expect to get a warning shout of "Fore!" every time a ball comes his way, New York's top court ruled Tuesday in dismissing a personal injury lawsuit.
Dr. Anoop Kapoor and Dr. Azad Anand were playing on a nine-hole Long Island course in October 2002 when Anand was hit in the head while looking for his ball on a fairway, blinding him in one eye. The seven judges on the state Court of Appeals, siding with lower courts, said Kapoor's failure to yell in advance of his errant shot from the rough did not amount to intentional or reckless conduct.
The court cited a judge's finding that Anand was not in the foreseeable zone of danger and, as a golfer, consented to the inherent risks of the sport.
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Either that, or perhaps the golf course is state owned and the good justices didn't want their employer on the hook for a big payout. Nevermind that the state is broke already...
I almost got hit by a golf club once playing on the second storey of a driving range. Thing flew from almost 40 meters or so at me coming from the other side, before coming to rest behind me on the car park a level down. That's when the guy who lost his club called fore.
If you get hit with a golf ball from a player on the same hole as you, you're a fucking idiot. You spent an awful lot of money to tell the world you don't know the rules of the game.
Or the people behind you might just have drove into you on a hilly fairway because they didn't feel like driving up and checking if it was safe to hit.
One of my friend's old roommates required multiple surgeries to his wrist to repair the damage from a heavily inebriated and overly enthusiastic round of Golden Tee at a bar once. My friend told me the way his hand folded and crackled upon impact was one of the most horrific things he'd ever experienced.
The helmet shall be constructed so as to cover 95% of the skull while providing 180 degree vision via use of transparent visors. The helmet shall be able to withstand an impact equal to an Army 25mm bushmaster cannon round from any angle. It shall be flourescent yellow with an orange strobe light and fitted with a back up alarm.
Totally OT: but I find it hilarious that the government agency where I work has blocked reason's .org domain (I presume there's some kind of Wikileaks info on there, or the gubmint is afraid there may be Wikileaks info), but I was able to donate via the .com domain where I see reason is a part of the CFC. Oh the irony.
I think it's obvious why they ruled this way, because if you're 'looking for your ball on the fairway', you obviously couldn't see in the first place, thereby blindness wasn't caused by being hit.
How sad is it that we have to celebrate a decision like this?
This was called "common sense" 40 years ago.
Pathetic.
40 years ago? Hell it was common sense as late as last week.
Good news, from the "so they've solved all the other problems" file.
Also, more proof that most doctors are assholes. Or that Indians are bad at golf. Or both.
Come on man, lets keep the our comments within the fairways.
Excuse me for being rough, but I had to take a swing.
(Wishing I played golf, just for the puns.)
Sadly these puns aren't really up to par.
I four hole-in-one think we are driving the field in golf puns. (I'll stop now.)
We should stop before we become a hazard. (groan) 🙂
This could lead to a bunker mentality.
Stop acting like a putts. (double groan)
You people are all criminals against comedy. I'd say you should be ashamed of yourselves, but you clearly have no shame.
Stop tilting at windmills.
Miniature golf pun?!
I actually laughed at a couple.
Many of these were fore-shadowed.
Can anyone join the club?
Eh? Triple-bogey.
I'd say these terrible puns fit H&R to a tee.
I'd say these terrible puns fit H&R to a tee.
*Applause*
I think you meant *golf clap*
I think you meant *golf clap*
*hangs head in shamelessness*
What, no links?
/Scottish Croquet
Of course golf is dangerous. Just watch Caddyshack.
Geez, I should have said "two"!
I'm just a harmless squirrel, not a plastic explosive, got nothin' to worry about.
"Oh Judge, I don't keep score."
"So how do you measure yourself against other golfers."
"By height."
Two doctors playing on a 9 hole? Cheap fucks!
Not their fault: They had to get back to their martini's before surgery...
Enough of the justices must be golfers and want to protect themselves.
Exactly what I thought
Either that, or perhaps the golf course is state owned and the good justices didn't want their employer on the hook for a big payout. Nevermind that the state is broke already...
Their employer being We The People of This Wretched Empire, I'm sure they didn't give two shits about us paying. This has CYA written all over it.
I'm curious if anyone thought to ask if any of the justices played golf, and if they do that they should recuse themselves?
Re: Shocked,
Shit, you hit it out of the ballpark.
Now if I could just hit in the fairway a little more often.
Was it a titleist?
my favorite episode...
The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli!
my favorite episode...
The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli!
squirrels!
"So there I was, eye to eye with this giant fish--"
"Mammal."
"Whatever."
I almost got hit by a golf club once playing on the second storey of a driving range. Thing flew from almost 40 meters or so at me coming from the other side, before coming to rest behind me on the car park a level down. That's when the guy who lost his club called fore.
It's funnier if you wait until after the destruction stops to yell "fore". Some of us are just that committed to comedy.
If you get hit with a golf ball from a player on the same hole as you, you're a fucking idiot. You spent an awful lot of money to tell the world you don't know the rules of the game.
Or the people behind you might just have drove into you on a hilly fairway because they didn't feel like driving up and checking if it was safe to hit.
Where's the technology here?
GPS beacon that attaches to your bag, with a display on it showing other nearby beacons? Look, I just retroactively saved that jerk's vision.
With the power of hindsight!
Oh, yeah, I guess that could happen but I was assuming they were playing together, which I guess was only implied.
It wasn't implied, you inferred.
I'll stick to Golden Tee.
Yeah. It's in the A/C and I don't go through two boxes of golf balls.
One of my friend's old roommates required multiple surgeries to his wrist to repair the damage from a heavily inebriated and overly enthusiastic round of Golden Tee at a bar once. My friend told me the way his hand folded and crackled upon impact was one of the most horrific things he'd ever experienced.
Interesting take on civil liberties and politics in general. Also a refreshing definition of the classic liberal and traditional conservative
http://confederateunderground......ional.html
Shit yourself often?
The Answer:
Government mandated golf helmets
The helmet shall be constructed so as to cover 95% of the skull while providing 180 degree vision via use of transparent visors. The helmet shall be able to withstand an impact equal to an Army 25mm bushmaster cannon round from any angle. It shall be flourescent yellow with an orange strobe light and fitted with a back up alarm.
No braille warnings? You heartless monster.
It needs one of those little spring loaded flags that they put on hydrants to prevent snow plows from smashing into them.
Totally OT: but I find it hilarious that the government agency where I work has blocked reason's .org domain (I presume there's some kind of Wikileaks info on there, or the gubmint is afraid there may be Wikileaks info), but I was able to donate via the .com domain where I see reason is a part of the CFC. Oh the irony.
get back to work! you're stealing from your employer!
I would agree with you, except we're all already just sitting on our asses waiting for the Big Boss to conduct some kind of "business review".
I keed of course, call it professional guilt and holiday stupor.
I'm very surprised, I thought assumption of risk was all but dead as a legal concept.
Zombie legal concepts, RUN!!!!!!
You can't destroy their brains, they haven't got any!
hence ", RUN!!!" instead of ", RELOAD!!!"
I think it's obvious why they ruled this way, because if you're 'looking for your ball on the fairway', you obviously couldn't see in the first place, thereby blindness wasn't caused by being hit.