Does David Katz Know About This?
Anyone who is for sanity and safety in marketing has to weep over this:
It might look like a regular can of whipped cream, but if you take a closer look at the label, you'll see why some university students are really buzzing about whipped lightning.
"I think it's awesome, you can throw it on some Jell-O shots. It'd be fantastic," UCF student Bo Frisby said.The whipped treat comes in different flavors, and it's infused with alcohol. The alcohol content is fairly high, 18 percent by volume, that's more than three times the amount found in most beers….
Mothers Against Drunk Driving in Florida said it's never even heard of the alcoholic whipped cream, but would be concerned about the high level of alcohol packed in something most people consider dessert.
"Even regular whipped cream is something people don't use in moderation, alcoholic whipped cream, I don't know if that would be a good idea," [UCF student Lisette] Diaz said.
Combining alcohol and butterfat is—in one word—crazy. Don't do it! It has an excellent chance of hurting you, and a fairly good chance of tasting good.
The commercial products at the center of the current scandal combine highly concentrated alcohol—the equivalent of 3.8 beers in a single can—with a full day's worth of cream and sugar. And consider how easy it would be to spray this stuff on top of coffee, thereby multiplying the hazards by adding caffeine to the mix. You will be so wired that you will continue drinking until you die of acute alcohol poisoning or crash into a telephone pole. Maybe both! It has happened! At least once! Which is one time too many!
It's hard to imagine any argument for such products or any argument against banning them.
Combining alcohol and butterfat is, indeed, crazy. It can be lethally crazy, so it's a mistake you may not get to make twice. Unless you're a zombie or something.
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OMG it's Whipped Loko! Or Four Cream! It's something new* and scary so we need to ban it!
*OK so mixing alcohol with other stuff is not new. But it sure is scary!
I can imagine at the out of the way corners of malls all over the nation, illicit carts where if you know the signal, the guy you give you an expresso with a shot of JimBeam, and a dollop of cool whip.
Yup, loco moonshiners..
I don't believe that this combination of ingredients has yet been approved by the DHS.
And because it hasn't already received tacit approval, it's to be considered illegal.
Bullshit!
...!
Bo Frisby
Uh-huh.
"I mean if people already get high off whipped cream bottles, you put alcohol into that mix, it's not exactly a good combination," UCF student Lisette Diaz said.
That's former "U.S. Miss World" Lisette Diaz. Seriously.
She's the one who didn't opine about things "such as... the Africa ... and for the Children and such as.. "
She looks like a busted out single mom/hooker.
she can lick alcoholic whipped cream from my balls anytime.
See! See what alcoholic whipped cream does to people! Won't someone think of the washed up beauty queens?
I dunno, Lisette. Sounds like an awesome combination to me.
For The Love of God!!!! What next? Alcohol infused pastries and chocolates!?!?!?!
Drop the cherry cordials and put your hands up!
When rum cake is outlawed, only outlaws will have rum cake.
Powdered Alcohol
Of course it is in Amsterdam where it is used by underage kids in clubs (legal age is 16) because there is a loophole in the law that only makes alcohol in liquid form illegal.
They missed squalling about the poor babes doing the whippet from the can before getting drunk and obese from the contents.
OMFG! The Nitrous shot and alcohol combo will make them completely not care what it's doing to their cholesterol! The horror!
You get drunk, fed, and a whip-it all at once.
Fucking genius!
What's the next deadly alchohol craze? Fruit in wine? Agave worms in tequila? Little flakes of gold leaf in peppermint schnapps?
Oh the horror!
don't give them any ideas?
Little flakes of gold leaf in peppermint schnapps?
Forget the gold leaf, are you seriously telling me there's mint flavored alcohol out there?! DON'T YOU PEOPLE KNOW THAT CHILDREN LIKE MINT FLAVOR?!?!?! YOU MONSTERS!!!1
It goes good with pizza.
Honestly, more than one morning after I wish someone had banned putting sweet flavors and alcohol together.
Seriously, whoever invented Jager, I hurl curses at you!
They put herbs in Jagermeister! Herbs! Actual herbs! Oh the huge manatee...
This letter to the editor from David L. Rosenbloom, a professor at the Boston University School of Public Health, was in the NY Times yesterday. The money clueless quote -
Apparently the guy wants to outlaw liqueurs.
And he's right! ALL alcohol should taste like shit coated in cold medication syrup. That way we don't actually have to outlaw it to get people to stop drinking.
Well, everyone but Lil Wayne.
Cinnamon schnapps. Cinnamon.
I know only because the single worst contiguous 3 days of my young life were a direct result of drinking an entire bottle of that infernal shit in 2 hours. Then having to drive from NC to South Florida after completely destroying a hotel bathroom from the violent discharge which came simultaneously from both ends (literally simultaneously). Not all of it ended up at its intended destination.
I can't even smell that Big Red cinnamonny smell anymore without wanting to hurl.
In other words, FUCK GOLDSCHLAGER!
Hot Damn isn't much better.
"Mothers Against Drunk Driving in Florida said it's never even heard of the alcoholic whipped cream, but would be concerned about the high level of alcohol packed in something most people consider dessert."
Said someone who has never had a good chocolate mousse.
Or cheese cake drizzled with Frangelico.
Bananas flambe'
Rum cake
Bread pudding with bourbon sauce
Dessert wine?
Whipped Lightening on a stripper's...
Now that's desert.
*Only if she's barren!
The other s is on vacation.
Isn't it mandatory to have at least one kid if you're a stripper?
and wouldn't she be a barreness?
Isn't it mandatory to have at least one kid if you're a stripper?
Women should learn the lesson early on that you are only one neglected condom away from having to show your cooze to truckers until you O.D.
Ain't that Bananas Foster?
Change the "Mothers Against Drunk Driving" to "Woman's Christian Temperance Union" and this article could have been written in the early 20th century.
Stupidity really is timeless. It is no respecter of age, race, language, nationality, or religion. It simply is.
That's not true. On the PBS News Hour last week I saw the most amazing story. It said that scientists have concluded that babies and young children who have to fight off things like malaria, chronic diarrhea, etc., have lower IQ's than they otherwise would have, because the body diverted energy and resources to fight the disease. That would imply that unlike kids in Africa, where these diseases are common, children born and raised in northern climates like Sweden (ice people), would be more likely to reach their full intellectual capacity than children born and raised in Africa (mud people).
So maybe, as people migrated out of Africa and into Europe, they were able to evolve more brain wise. So maybe white people ARE smarter than blacks because of their migration. As their skin got lighter, their brains got smarter.
The jump from the developmental impact of deseases being detrimental to intelligence, to there existing significant genetic differences is racist and illinformed.
Well it might go a long way towards explaining the stupid that is Africa.
Endless generations of poorly developed brains could begin to take a toll on societies.
Just because you can type it out on H&R doesn't mean you can find an audience willing to accept this shit. Pip, you have to know what this sounds like. Best be trollin'
Maybe we could send Pip up in front of Judge Kelvin B Filer. Sounds like they deserve each other.
That's right, I forgot that natural selection impacts the development of every living creature with the exception of Homo Sapiens
According to O. W. Holmes, it only takes three generations before you constitutionally can stop it.
"mud people"?
I fail to see how including that helped your point at all...
Works for me.
Got to give this troll a 'B'. Starts off serious, cites PBS for authority, appears almost reasonable and sincere in his opinion.
Big point deductions for the usage of "ice people" and "mud people." Otherwise, this would have been a Grade-A trolling.
"Even regular whipped cream is something people don't use in moderation..."
Fuckin' A right I don't. They don't make whipped cream cans big enough to satisfy my need and cravings for MORE WHIPPED CREAM!!!(1)
I concur. Be nice if it came in 5 gallon buckets.
Is it raw cream? Because I think the USDA's FSIS would like to have a little talk with you. Is there BPA in the canister liner? rinse/repeat
Is there BPA in the canister liner?
And what about the nozzle?! (This is fun!)
More importantly, is it local organic cream?
This has to be one of the most sarcastic articles I have read on Reason. Well played, all the same.
They've been using this on Hotmixology for a while now.
http://hotmixology.com/
The alcohol content is fairly high, 18 percent by volume, that's more than three times the amount found in most beers....
I'll be right here, waiting for the first story about a guy who fell off the roof of a fraternity house after knocking back a six-pack (and huffing the delicious nitrous oxide propellant).
Warty may be a depraved, barefoot, metal-pusher, but he was all up ons in the Morning Links.
Slanderous Canadian slattern! Warty has shoes!
I see FiveFingers like I do Crocs. They are about the ugliest fucking things ever, but fuck are they comfy.
I have a pair of brown ones made from Kanagaroo leather; the first time I wore them someone said they thought I had hobbit feet.
And I got no credit, either because the staff hates me. I understand and everything, but fuck them anyway.
Add another comma after "either". Fuck you, comma. You are the worst of all punctuations.
They hate me, too. Some people are so sensitive to being called "drunken Irish bastards." It's not like I meant that in a bad way.
Both my mother and my grandmother used to spike homemade whipped cream with Sherry, and GASP! would actually placed the spiked whipped cream on desserts fed to me and my siblings. Obviously, our whole family was thus led down the road to perdition. If only MADD had been around to save us from our mother and grandmother. Alas, it was not to be.
that's child abuse, I'd have called CPP in a heartbeat.
Is that the same road that the Ghost of Perdition traveled?
!
Seriously? Orlando doesn't have enough news? They have to write about UCF students partying with spiked whipped cream, who haven't actually tried it? Fail.
it might go a long way towards explaining the stupid that is Africa.
My money's still on Patrice Lumumba University.
I used to mix espresso shots into whipped cream. In those fancy stainless cream dispensers.
Damn- nitro, caffeine, AND alcohol? That would be the shit!
And I can't forget the vanilla syrup. Which also contains alcohol.
Whipaholic Liquid Cocaine Jell-O Shots
Makes like 50 shots or something
3 small (3 oz) Jell-O packages, preferably different flavors from each other and the Loko
3 cups boiling water
1 can (700 ml) Four Loko
1 can Whipped Lightning, like the Amaretto one or something
Dissolve Jell-O mix in boiling water, add Loko, pour in shot glasses, and wait for the magic to happen. Or don't and throw it in the fridge. Add whipahol when ready to serve. About six shots equals one beer, which means this serves 1.
I'd also finish off this by sprinkling liberally with Booz2go
I have a friend who will bring this whipped cream to house parties and walk around going "hey you! Lick this off her!"
The guys are always ready and willing, but the girls are usually skeptical...
Let's see, 3.8 beers worth of alcohol in a single can . . . . each can has about, say, 40 servings . . . round it down to make the math easy. . . . carry the one . . . .
OMG! Each serving of this is like taking a sip from a beer!!!!1 And it costs about 5x as much. The children, the poor, poor children.*
Of course, no actual children will be harmed by this product, since we already have laws against selling it to anyone under 21.
not so fast! under Obamacare we are children at least until age 26, perhaps even longer.
Sad commenter is sad with the lack of DEVO references in the above post. I mean, isn't it just a given?
Wouldn't consuming large quantities of this make you nauseous well before it made you incredibly drunk?
I'd say the same about Four Loko...
I don't even want to imagine what'll happen when they discover white Russians.
My friends and I feel like we came up with a good word to describe the shot gunning equivilent with 4Loko, "Machine gunning" patent pending.
Any thoughts on a good equivalent word for destroying an entire can of this in one chug?
Also, I know it is because of people like me that things like this get banned but i don't care.
Any thoughts on a good equivalent word for destroying an entire can of this in one chug?
"Pre-puking"?
Unless you're a zombie or something.
Or unless you are a Koch-brainwashed libertarian zombie!
This is what they get for banning Four Loko.
How hard would it be to take a carton of cream, a few shots of mint liquor, and a blender. Instant alcoholic whipped cream.
Delicious on fruit, cake, or an Irish coffee.
Those who sacrifice Liberty for Comfort shall find neither Liberty or Comfort-Ben Franklin