Reason.tv: 44 Ways to Say "TSA" … What do those initials really stand for?

Giving the TSA the respect it deserves.

Warning: Immature Subject Matter. Viewer discretion is advised

Approximately 75 seconds

"44 Ways to Say 'TSA'" is produced by Ted Balaker, edited by Austin Bragg, and written by Balaker, Bragg, Hawk Jensen, Alex Manning, Jacob Sullum, and Zach Weissmueller.

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Comments

[Suki]

TSA OUT OF THE USA!

[Government Man]

Coward!!!! You'd never have the guts to say that to our faces.

Here's a joke for you: What kind of a man knowingly surrenders his own daughter to one of us government workers to be molested, even to have her private parts fondled while she screams "Daddy Daddy, please help me!" Punch line: an American man.

From: http://youareproperty.blogspot.....h-and.html

[Federal Man]

COWARD!!!! You'd never have the guts to say that to our faces.

Here's a joke for you: What kind of a man knowingly surrenders his own daughter to us government workers to be molested, even to have her private parts fondled while she screams "Daddy Daddy, please help me!" Punch line: an American man.

http://youareproperty.blogspot.....h-and.html

[Ragin Cajun]

Transsexuals Sodomizing Aryans

[Cheerleader]

TSA! TSA! TSA! TSA!! TSA!! TSA!! TSA!!! TSA!!! TSA!!! TSA!!!! TSA!!!!! TSA!!!!!! TSA!!!!!!11!! TSA!!!!!!11!1! TSA!!!!!!11!!1!!1!!1!!1!!!1 TSA!!!!!!!1!1111!1!1!!!eleven!!!!

[The Gobbler]

This pet picture from the Daily Caller is too bizarre for words.

http://dc-cdn.virtacore.com/2010/11/pets002019408.jpg

[Barney The Frank]

Just what is it you gobble big boy?

[Don't Touch My Junk]

He said the Daily Caller, not Google.

[Almanian]

Whoa - that was disturbing

[fresno dan]

Man, that is a pair of fat, fat pussy...and those cats are big too.

[Alex]

They forgot Tub Stacking Agency.

[Almanian]

Too Sweet, Amigo

Teh Sekurity, Amen!

Token Scary Activities

The Skyway Actors

Typical SNAFU'ed Administrivia

[Brian Sorgatz]

Totalitarian Shakedown Artists

[Old Mexican]

Warning: Immature Subject Matter. Viewer discretion is advised[.]

Hey, I am immature! So I can watch, right?

[OhioHeidi]

THAT SUCKS ASS!

[Don't Touch My Junk]

THIS SUCK ASS

[Serling]

To Serve Ass

It's a cookbook!

[Al Dente]

The TSA says PERV stands for Program to Examine Random Voyagers....but we know it's really:

http://spnheadlines.blogspot.c.....ty_19.html

SHOCKING, must read story.

Peace! 🙂

[you]

Tickling
Soft
Areas

[Fat Crack Ho]

Winner!

[fish]

Threatening Scrotum Analyzers

[Gary Chartier]

Excellent stuff. The anger the pornoscanners and pat-downs have provoked has to stay stoked until the whole, disturbing post-9/11 exercise in security theatre is eliminated: http://liberalaw.blogspot.com/.....ravel.html

[Wind Rider]

C'mon, they're PornoTrons? not pornoscanners.

[Mainer]

Can I get any of those on a T-shirt for my upcoming t-day travel ?

[Entitled Slacker]

TSA:

Try Searching Afghanistan

[Steve]

^^^^
THIS

[El Duderino]

lol

[Melanie]

Entitled Slacker, make this into a shirt and I will buy several.

[Scho]

Best one yet...good job!

[The Other Kevin]

TSA: Now with MORE T & A!

[Entitled Slacker]

TSA:
Tits
Snatch
or Ass
Nobody Rides for Free.

[Nono]

Mustache rides are free.

[Ayatollah Usoe]

I used to call them TSA-holes, but now I will use Touching Secret Areas.

[Rob McMillin]

AWESOME!

[fish]

Threatening Scrotum Analyzers

[Mark]

TSA agents who must now deal with indignant fliers have a choice, just as Napolitano and Pistole say we citizens do. No one is forced to fly, and no one is forced to work for the TSA.

Those who make a personal choice to be gloved, groin-groping-goons and physically molest their fellow citizens in the name of security theater deserve the same advice the TSA is offering the flying public -- shut up and deal with it.

[Aresen]

I gather you would prefer

Tienamen Square of America.

[mad libertarian guy]

This

[El Duderino]

Why dont we just close the airports and end air travel completely.

Fear of terrorism is completely irrational. More people die in car accidents than by terrorism. Should we ban private ownership of automobiles? Should we require drivers to pass a driving test anytime they need to drive more than ten miles?

There is a simple solution to airport security. Some call it "profiling," I call it using common sense. Do it the way El Al does it. Talk to the people waiting in lines, look them in the eye, look for red flags. Treating everyone like a fucking criminal is UNCONSTITUTIONAL. I WILL NOT SHUT UP and I WILL NOT DEAL WITH IT. IT IS A MATTER OF PRINCIPAL, NOT CONVENIENCE.

[Whiny Servant of Oppression]

But they're just doing their JOBS! Don't take it out on THEM! *drool*

[dave]

titty squeezing assholes

[Pro Libertate]

Tits
Suddenly
Accessible

[Fist of Etiquette]

Titillation
Successfully
Achieved

[R C Dean]

So much win. So very much win.

[Otter]

Yes. Very well done, Reason TV.

[R C Dean]

I read that somebody flying with his teenage daughter heard a TSA goon radio ahead as they walked by:

"Heads up. We have a cutie."

Or words to that effect. I'm guessing a father who held out for a jury trial would walk on the assault charge.

[J Cortez]

Thuggin' Scandalously, Aggressively

[Liberal Douchebag]

It SHOULD stand for "Trust the State, Always".

[Hobie Hanson]

^^^THIS^^^

[Max]

ARFARFARFARFARFARFARFARF!!!!!!!!!

[Late to the party]

SHUT THE FUCK UP FOUR LOKO!

[GILMORE]

Thats funny.

it reminds us of lonewacko. It pleases us.

[Whiskey Muscles]

Shortened from Federal Airline Transportation Authority for State Security (FATASS)

[Michael Price]

Timeserving Sex Addicts

[Rock Action]

1)Tyrants Searching Anuses
2)To Serve Anti-Terrorism (It's a cookbook! It's a cookbook!)
3)Twits Stimulate Antipathy
4)Toddlers Scream Anyway
5)To Secure Acquiescence
6)Touch. Stop. Anarchy!
7) Terrorists Smiling Ambitiously
8) Totalitarian Secretarial Ambassadors
9) Twilight Shades America
10)Total Security Affectation

[Ken Shultz]

True
Sounds of
Asinine

[Ken Shultz]

I guess that should be...

True
Sons of
Asinine

[Brian Sorgatz]

Turd-Sucking Arthurs

[Miguel]

You forgot the one that makes the most sense to me:

Total
Sexual
Abuse

[Random Monkey]

Tactical
Scrotal
Assault

Video Game of the Year.

[guy burse]

Did anyone else hear Ron Paul on the floor of the house regarding TSA? He proposed a bill that is one paragraph long? that says government can be held responsible for anything we can be held responsible for. A good idea.

[heller]

Tony should really get behind this. He's always telling us how We The People are the government.

[Rrabbit]

Taxpayer funded
Sex offenders of
America

[Shep]

Say what you will about Islam, but if Osama was in charge no one would be getting felt up.

[Gaybraham Lincoln]

Taint/Twat Searchers of America

[Bill]

Terminal Statist Act

[JD Will]

I liked: Teabag Squeezers of America.

Double, maybe even triple entendre.

[El Duderino]

Tits
Scrotum
Anus

[El Duderino]

I think the next time I fly, I am going to act as if I am offended by having a guy do the search and insist on having a woman do it (as long as there is a hottie or at least a semi-hottie available). Then the two of us can at least enjoy the experience...

Kids no longer play doctor, they play TSA...

[Scho]

careful, Dude, what you'll get is all they have; minimum wage, fat, angry, black women who get off humiliating white people. Look at any of the TSA pix and that's all you'll see...

[El Duderino]

Ehh, then in that case, I wont yell "I have a bomb in my anus" so at least if she is that ugly, she wont have a reason to drag me off into the champagne room...err i mean, a private screening room for the "Roswell" special.

[El Duderino]

I dream of the day when TSA once again stands for Tax Sheltered Annuity.

[prolefeed]

@El Duderino -- I have not observed any hot looking TSA female employees.

And, since I'm not going to fly until flying stops being conditioned upon enduring your choice of sexual assault, I won't be seeing any hot TSA employees.

Oh, and this.

[El Duderino]

Looks like I picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue.

[Solution]

Start buying tickets for people even they won't want to touch.

[Sparticus]

TSA? Stands for "Thieving Stealing Assholes". Those assholes once took a book of matches out of my checked luggage. I don't smoke, and I didn't have anything in my luggage that could catch fire. I think those dorks took that matchbook out of my luggage 'cause I had the name and number of a hot hooker written inside. Jerks!

[Citizen Perv]

To
Sexually
Assault

I'm going to opt-out and go for the "enhanced" molestation... with a raging hard-on. Yes, I'm asking for a female goon. You bet your damn fiat dollar my erect penis is going to find a way into her hand. If, sadly, it must be a guy-goon, then fine. He just better be ready for a generous handful of man-cock.

I'm not scurrrrd.

[Goofy]

>> with a raging hard-on.

OMG. Every guy should spend some time looking at Playboy at the news stand and then go through the scanners.

[JD]

Obligatory xkcd link

[Expatriate]

Time to Say Adieu

[twh]

Somebody needs to take the best of these and make T-shirts. No explanation necessary - just the sayings with the letters T-S-A in each phrase in red with the other letters in while would be sufficient.

[Sheeple]

But, but... it's to protect us from the terrororororists! They could be anybody! Besides, this is the home of the brave! So let's be brave enough to let the TSA do their jobs. Just bend over and take it like a man. Don't forget we're a free country, so feel free to have your privates touched by minimum waged security professionals, for freedom.

This is America. You don't hate America do you?

[M. Simon]

How the Drug War Spawned the TSA:

For The Children.

They are both looking for contraband and you looked the other way when they did it to dopers. Well friends and neighbors. We are all dopers now.

Precedent on how to deal with contraband has been set. It is now going to be applied to everyone.

[The Zim]

I hate the TSA, but I feel bad for the people who have to actually do the patdowns. It's not like they want to feel a guy's crotch in the name of national security.

[Brandon Magoon]

They don't have to do the "pat downs", the dirt bags can quite! Nobodies holding a gun to their heads.

[James Parker]

You forgot "Terrorist Squad of America"

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